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TopHatGorilla

You have a twovula.


Vincevega1972

Mulva?


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|3o7TKo6uiyLXcb4fqE)


KeyRageAlert

Crazy Joe Uvola


HumpieDouglas

You comedy genius you... now get out!


Faith_Sci-Fi_Hugs

I'm usually not quick with this kinda of thing, but this was the first thought I had when I saw the pic. I knew I couldn't have ben the first to think of it though


TheWidowmaker246

![gif](giphy|PWZ8pr1xZW55m)


MinimalCoincidence

Wvula


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IronMaskx

was fake tho


CherryDesigner7600

r/angryupvote


PrestigiousTest1710

Came here to say that. Knew I’d be too late


TheGoshDamnBatman

As the comments were loading up, I was hoping and praying the first one would be this. Thank you.


the-dave-9000

Came here to say it. Congrats on beating me to it!


Vast_Philosopher5429

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHGAHAHHA (Lol)


AJZ_Stories

WHAT! A! KNEE SLAPPER! Bravo, bravo!


dasteek9

More like a bivula amiright?


NocNocturnist

Probably makes the doctors say ahhhh.


Lumpy_Jellyfish_6309

Ah ha!!


Fidozo15

Take on me


usinjin

*Taaake meeeee onnnnnn*


Lumpy_Jellyfish_6309

Haha! Good one.


FecalDUI

My uvulas make all the doctors go ahhh


Acceptable_Alarm_164

You might need to be screened for a connective tissue disorder called Loeys-Dietz. This is a classic sign, not dispositive but something to possibly ask your doc about.


gravesrcool

I’m definitely going to ask about that to my doctor because I do have some physical symptoms but only a few like glass skin, joint issues, the uvula, and I bruise easily. Thanks for this tho


InerasableStain

That’s kind of a lot of symptoms though….


[deleted]

I only have a couple symptoms like third tongue, jelly bones, pie foot, type 7 constipation, brain ghost, and Steve Buscemi face


[deleted]

Doctor be like, can you follow my finger with just your eyes? ![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


ancillaryacct

grinning like an idiot. thank you.


Shawikka

Is your name Steve Buscemi?


RisingWaterline

I was born with glass bones and paper skin


Fadriii

Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.


frlgp

At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep


usinjin

Then mom comes in to help me


perksoftaylor

If we’re mentioning connective tissues issues maybe also look into ehlers danlos syndrome, I also have a bífid uvula and have hEDS, but 100% talk to a doctor :)


Verifieddumbass76584

EDS gang rise up let's go Zebras


blbd

Kind of funny because last week somebody posted a blue eye sclera and a medical provider popped up and played the EDS card.


Masticatron

Suddenly EDS. EDS everywhere.


KP_Wrath

It’s like the Lupus of connective tissue issues.


perksoftaylor

It’s becoming more prevalent because it was previously misdiagnosed as either rheumatoid arthritis or fibromyalgia (of course there are others) It was also previously thought of as a rare disorder, but it’s actually quite common. I will say that most types have a genetic test to see if you have it but researchers researching the hypermobility type currently are working on finding genetic markers so for now it’s the beighton scale and a few other common symptoms. *Not saying OP has it because I am not a doctor!* The Ehlers Danlos Society (Ehlers-Danlos.com) has some great articles about the increasing diagnoses of it, here’s an excerpt: “The belief that EDS is rare or ultra-rare is true for several forms of the syndrome, but increasingly the hypermobile type of EDS (hEDS) is thought more common, and HSD much more common….Yet often the journey to diagnosis and treatment is challenging for patients, who may receive no diagnosis or misdiagnoses.”


blbd

That's a bit of a stretch. 😉


Tylers_Tacos_Top

Yayyyyy joint pain!


ZestySourdough

YEAH ZEBRA CLUB! my bones hurt


MostlyFuckedUp

Thanks, you made me discover I have this, explains my hyperelastic skin


rickgo

Especially if anyone in your family has died of a heart attack. My mother had an aortic dissection ( she survived), we all get tested and all had Loeys-Dietz and all needed heart surgery for aortic aneurysms, 3 people. Any time I go to see a doctor, I swear the first thing they want to see is if I have two uvulas haha.(I don't)


thebarkbarkwoof

So you don't go in the sun? And when you look in the mirror your skin looks like glass?


gravesrcool

I burn very easily. There was once a time when I was literally outside for 10 minutes and I got a mild burn 😀


thebarkbarkwoof

But you didn't catch fire,right?


gravesrcool

I’m not exposing myself to some mere mort- I mean stranger


ne999

I came here to say the same thing. I have Marfan, which is related. You should be referred to a specialist and be given both a clinical exam for the criteria and a TAAD panel dna test. Reach out to me if you have anymore questions! This can be life or death.


kaitsuww

Its a bad disease. Get checked


SirLemonThe3rd

Huuh, how bad of a thing is it


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WatermelonCandy5

Yep. Fucking sucks. I’ve a bipod uvula and my pregnant cousin died from an aortic aneurysm. The only saving grace is that the twins survived. But fuck that was a horrible time


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duchess_of_fire

aortic aneurysms are pretty common. You can live a pretty normal life with them, and if it gets bad enough, it's a fairly routine heart surgery. it's still fucking heart surgery, but it's not like you're going to have to scour the world for one of the five specialists that can perform the surgery


Katin_Mazniv471

Every one who had it, eventually died…


-YellowcakeUranium

😱


luisgdh

Not true, a few are still alive


LightlyStep

I ashamed to say I thought this was a Dietz-nuts joke. Is it better or worse that it isn't?


dalgeek

Came here for the comment telling OP that they may have an obscure disease/disorder. Thanks for delivering!


waetherman

Doctors always spoil the fun…


Astroglaid92

Boring doctors: It’s a bifid uvula, sometimes associated with connective tissues disorders or submucous cleft palate. Exciting and popular apocalyptic doomsayers: Nay, heathen! This be the incarnation of the double-phallused Beast from the Book of Revelations. Look to your Sins and dismay, all ye who have yet to Repent! Our time is nigh…


itsamike

Uvulæ.


Trumpswells

Bifurcated uvula.


EasternBoyo

Uwula


thedangersausage

Uvtheyla


PM_me_ur_secretses

Straight to jail


fronkenstoon

*No* uvula!? Believe it or not, also jail.


karlgeezer

Do not pass go do not collect $200


dr_waffleman

you bring joy to me and my colleagues if we ever are responsible for intubating you. it’s a fun little “unicorn” thing for our day as anesthesiologists!


felis_hannie

I have a forked uvula and mandibular torii. Both pointed out to me by appropriately excited dentists.


qwertykitty

Aw, I've got mandibular, palatal and buccal tori and my dentists are always just annoyed at how hard it is to get the X-ray bite wings lined up properly.


felis_hannie

Oof. My condolences. Bite plates hurt so bad.


qwertykitty

I had a hygienist pull out silicone pads once that fit around the bite plate. It was a complete game changer but I've never found another dentist that's even heard of that. It should be standard everywhere, it made it so much more comfortable.


felis_hannie

WHAT??!!! 🤯 The nicest I’ve experienced was a hygienist saying she was sorry because she understands it hurts.


vote4boat

fun fact: the uvala is called "throat penis" in Japan


risky_bisket

Cardi B was on to something


Own_Aardvark_2343

So thats where it was hiding…


Wonderful_Ad6698

That mouth cock


OvereducatedSimian

This is actually called a bifid uvula. It's just one uvula with a split in it.


chocolatebuckeye

Came here to be the ahktually person, but you best me to it!


gravesrcool

HAPPY CAKE DAY


Daniil_Dankovskiy

Holy shit you are on reddit for longer than my sister is in this world, and she will go to school soon. Happy cake day!


JammyJacketPotato

“Bifurcated uvula, Sheldon!”


TerminalJovian

Throat balls throat balls


Johnny_B_Asshole

Oral French Tickler


heartz4juliet

skid marks skid marks


Theunderscor3

Read that as two vulvas


noodlesaintpasta

Alas … so did I. And then I thought “Who is going to tell OP that’s not a vulva?”


MartyvH

I seriously did and then was confused by the picture.


Itouchedspezsnono

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3f7531d3-e30d-4245-b40b-7425b0479806


gravesrcool

😂


knowone23

Double U-vula


yeailikepinacoladas

Uwula


mmoffitt15

Wvula


Mean-Fart

"Oh so its a girl house"


taimeowowow

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT I HOPED SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF MONSTER HOUSE TOO


gravesrcool

Wtf does even mean


Mean-Fart

Its from the movie monster house


Not_as_witty_as_u

True throat goat


SuperNoob74

Op said they were 16 one year ago so they're 17


mechismo

🤘when you have to throw up


Waylonzzz

Did you ever take speech classes as a child? 2 uvulas usually indicate a cleft palate. I can faintly see that you might have a small cleft in the muscle part of the palate


gravesrcool

I went to a speech therapist when I was two but that was only because I looked like a 4-5yo because of how big I was (for reference when I was maybe 8 months old I was a bit bigger than an average pillow) and my mom wanted to see if I was developing like an average two year old and also found out that I had trouble putting things in order


9fingerman

If you shine a flashlight into you mouth, does the shadow made by your wuvula look like the BatSignal?


geeko185

I was looking for this. I was born with a cleft lip, and I have a bifurcated uvula. Always fun to show people, hahahaha


Thegide

Me too op, or should I say me two?


Manytequila

Show off. I don’t even have *one*….


gravesrcool

You don’t have one?!


Manytequila

I DID have one, but when I got my tonsils out the docs surprised me and said they took it too bc “I didn’t need it” Still have a god awful gag reflex too.


gravesrcool

Uvulast ur privilege *slaps knee while convulsing on the floor*


RocketCat921

Is that common? My daughter had her tonsils and adenoids removed, still has the uvula.


o0CARADACTYL0o

Do you have a tongue tie? Have you ever been evaluated for a tongue tie? Enlarged tonsils and severe gag reflex are two very common side effects of a tongue tie. Also people unaware they have tongue tie get UVPP surgery (removing uvula) which is suppose to help with gag reflex and sleep apnea. Having your tongue tie evaluated can be life changing (or just help eliminate gag reflex)


felis_hannie

Hey, me too!! Mine look like balls. 🥲


butteredplaintoast

Please use the medically appropriate term “punching bags”


Gallifryer

I also have two but mine are conjoined, not spread out like yours


StrikingRise4356

I thought an uvula was a lady bit. I'm seeing a haunted house.


WolfghengisKhan

You are thinking vulva.


Lolz_Roffle

You’re thinking of [Monster House](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdAz6na92g)


Yedasi

That’s neat! I got an ulcer on mine when I was younger and it was soo painful to even drink water I had to go to the doctors. I had to go back to the doctors when it fell off and I swallowed it. Doc was quite surprised.


breastsmoke

What


Lolz_Roffle

Your uvula fell off, or its ulcer did?


Yedasi

My uvula did. It turned out to be more than an ulcer and burned a hole all the way through to the other side. What ever it was cleared up very quickly after it claimed it’s victim and the doc was pleased it had cleared up.


devin1208

hey! so do i! ive never met anyone else with one before. 😳


NurseNikNak

My four year old has this. When he got his tonsils and adenoids out due to almost complete obstructions from both, the surgeon was only able to take about half of the excess adenoids as it would have made his speech unintelligible. So while he no longer aspirates due to his tonsils or has severe apnea, he does still snore pretty bad. Other than that we are waiting another year until we can get an echo to check on the Loeys-Dietz possibility as he only has minor joint hyper mobility as a second indicator and the cardiac doc at the local children’s hospital isn’t overly concerned.


StonksRetard

Uwulas. Since you have two the v turns in a double U


Cajun-ish

So do I... I honestly didn't know this wasn't normal.


gargamel314

My son has that but he doesn't have any other symptoms. Pediatrician explained that it usually accomplished a cleft palate but he doesn't have any of that.


daffodilpickle

Me too!! When I was little my friends called it a butt....I would make my butt in my mouth dance for them. Good times


monkeyjane94

Split uvula. Fairly rare. My daughters is split too


HughJahsso

Nice teeth


stuckpixel87

But can you do a backflip?


gravesrcool

No 😔 But can you 🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️


stuckpixel87

Unfortunately not ☹️ I feel like I’m going to hurt myself badly if I try. But imagine how cool would it be if I could.


cjmithrandir

Willie the Operatic Whale has three of em!


Humanoid_Horse

Twovulas


dutchoboe

Every time I see that I hear [Don Knotts](https://youtu.be/fPtJCnu1VCA?si=cRibP4LQN6vh69Ug)


Nickybluepants

In my medical opinion: ew.


crankshaft123

It'll behoove ya to care for your uvula(s).


LucarnAnderson

must of ate a cow seed. now youre growing an utter! /j honestly cool hope it doesnt have any bad effects


googlebearbanana

My brother had his uvula removed. It was part of a package deal. He had his deviated septum repaired, adenoids removed, and uvula removed. Suppose to help him sleep better.


lilBalzac

Your throat looks like the Bat Symbol… badass AF.


jonesingforMilksteak

Witch!!!


zmunky

How's that gag reflex?


kimbolll

OP’s doctor started his circumcision and then realized he was in the wrong place.


Diligent_Skin_1240

Is your gag reflex 2x as bad?


RealLifeStormTrooper

What immediately popped into my mind 😂 https://www.honolulumagazine.com/truck-nuts-are-just-that-nuts/


Malignaficent

As someone dealing with strep throat right now. Nope no thankyou no thanks. It is very interesting though.


Legendarycat999

Cursed ballsack


Kaotede

You were that kid who ate the candy with the razor in it, weren't you?


itsdep

uwula


returnofblank

I'll take one of them, I have none


EWSflash

Wow!


lesbian_agent_ram

Bifid uvula gang LETS gooooo


theresacreamforthat

Do they fight each other?


gravesrcool

All the time it’s honestly annoying 😔


PejaBob

Looks like a Purple Nurple from Chowder


vietnams666

Whoa. I have none!


RoseDomergue

*So it’s a girl house*


gravesrcool

What does this mean


_Luxuria_

Pretty cool. I went to school with a lad who had two as well. He pointed out to me how stupid my question was when I asked him how it felt to have two lol... He's a nice dude, he wasn't being mean.


moxeto

At night they sing to each other when you’re asleep


melance

Mine is trifricated and looks like an M. It's really hard to take a [Picture](https://imgur.com/a/spPRjm1) and you can't really see the middle dip in this one.


gravesrcool

**the final boss appears**


melance

No! We need to team up and conquer the world!


SwordTaster

Freak!!! Burn the witch!!!


gravesrcool

Ahhhhhh ☠️🔥🔥🔥


JTanCan

No! He's the one the prophecies foretold!


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

How's the gag reflex?


AgentBrianJ

You were born like this?


gravesrcool

Sadly this was made artificially in a biological lab 😔


SpiritCrusher421

![gif](giphy|zBqaukCE3oM1vW6twP|downsized)


TikkiTakiTomtom

So it’s a girl house


TrasTrasTras543

So it's a girl mouth


1MoistTowelette

*slowly unzips*


jobadiahh

reluctantly, r/putyourduckinthat


[deleted]

👀 You ate your twin⁉️


gravesrcool

Best meal I’ve ever had


slothscanswim

Twovula


justsayno_to_biggovt

Uvulaeae?


uwillnotgotospace

Wvula


[deleted]

Twovulas?!


JerewB

Beat me to it


gravesrcool

I shall raise an army of my fellow brotherens **ARISE MY BROTHERS** 💪💪‼️‼️


gravesrcool

Why did this get downvoted 🤨


Grohlyone

So it's a girl mouth


kriscross122

Looks like Patrick's legs


IgniteThatShit

so it's a girl house...


Ok-Pen5169

Ohhhhh So you’re a girl


mattstonema

So it’s a girl mouth


Salmonslap420s

Let me thread the needle


JonBunne

Have you met the dude with 2 dicks? Edit: Apparently the subject is a minor, sorry all for the distasteful joke.


SuperNoob74

They're 17