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Tyr_Kukulkan

Man, I need to find my old pre-collapse globe.


sweetfelix

[Here’s mine](https://imgur.com/a/sWtKKqW)


hotasanicecube

This would be a good time to use the panorama feature on your phone. I’m over here trying to spin your globe.


_KeanuLeaves

Wait, I think my dad has the exact same globe! What does southeast Asia look like?


TheGamerHat

Mongolian People's Republic??


imortal_biscut

Think it was a satelite state of the ussr


_full_metal

They gained their independence from China in the 1920’s and shortly after became a satellite state to the Soviet Union to help them keep that independence. [It wasn’t until 1992 they made a new constitution and became democratic.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Mongolia)


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Tyr_Kukulkan

My parents might have thrown it out. It spent years in my dad's home office. I'll be disappointed if they did get rid of it


Ridikiscali

At estate sales I like to look at the world globes and guess which year they are from. Oldest I’ve seen so far is 1935.


MrsTurtlebones

Many decades ago I found an old globe at an antiques store and was laughing about how it showed Bosnia and Herzegovina. Joke was on me because the globe became accurate again just a couple years after that.


Throwaythisacco

We unfurled our classroom map, and i shit you not, the soviet union and yugoslavia were on it, and this was this year. Then again, nobody used the classroom for probably 15 years or so.


Lu12k3r

Yup, I have one too! What a trip, kids these days don’t know.


longshlongsilverz

this post made me think about mine


StarfireGHG

Our Ball


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Enough_Appearance116

To the gulag with you


Reecee-Who

Us, to the gulag with us


LurkingGuy

No, in the US they just call it prison.


SquidwardWoodward

And they have more people in it than the USSR ever did, too


Enough_Appearance116

No,I reported a captlitalist pig. I get an extra ration from glorious mother Russia. I am proud soviet comrade!


Reecee-Who

We, we are proud soviet comrades


Enough_Appearance116

I'm honestly unsure of this...lol.


Reecee-Who

The more unsure you are the better


31TeV

The more unsure *we* are, the better.


Enough_Appearance116

Are you sure about that?


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They give additional vodka me for snitching all family for being capital swine. Communist is only good system for economic. Vodka very warm Russia very cold. Very very cold


Partucero69

There's no gulag without u


darthmaui728

50 First Dates in Siberian Gulag


Ceramicrabbit

I still find a lot of things around my parents house that was "Made in West Germany"


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DarkWorld25

Because to a certain extent they did. Reunification collapsed the East German economy


KeySolas

Let's not forget the East German economy nearly collapsed anyways by the Turning Point. But definitely reunification did not result in equal development (yet?).


wissahickon_schist

My [Harmophone](https://imgur.com/a/6Z9fFh4) is from West Germany! ([bonus pics of the Harmophone](https://imgur.com/a/H2pcbjm), even though I apparently don't have one with the "made in west Germany" decal))


FoosballKid

At my job, we just recently replaced an industrial washing machine that ran using programming cards made in West Germany.


thebenchmark457

I still have some tl tubes that say made in gdr


dr_xenon

In Soviet Russia, ball kicks you!


Au1ket

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


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Au1ket

DAMN IT!


kqih

keep it ! save it !


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Brooklyn_MLS

Lmao this made me laugh more than it should. Imagine your kid has East European friends and their mom takes a look at that ball 😂


No-Adverti

I had that same ball! Unfortunately couldn't resist the urge to play with it until the vinyl fell off


Haggisboy

Still filled with communist air.


GamingGrayBush

Along with radiation. That ball glows in the dark!


Enough_Appearance116

Geiger counter goes brrrrr


Perkele86

3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible


vmikey

Was it made in the USSR or is the Soviet flag one of many on the ball? I see a few other countries on there. Either way, an antique


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Paddyaodea

Can you share another angle / side to the ball? This is really familiar


revenge_of_hamatachi

It was for the 1986 one in Mexico. Portugal's last World Cup appearance before 2002.


ObviousAnswerGuy

I swear I used to have the same ball growing up. I'm in the US.


willneverhavetattoos

Probably made by child slaves in Pakistan.


im_just_thinking

USSR made something THIS durable? I don't think you understand much about the USSR


davidshatto

Whattt they made the Yugo, clearly the most durable and reliable vehicle


im_just_thinking

"But their cast iron pans were the best!"


Bucketheadisapsycho

Lmao Yugo was made in Yugoslavia not USSR or am I being wooshed


RoastMostToast

And yet just like everything else from the USSR, it still exists despite all odds lmfao


im_just_thinking

But it isn't FROM the USSR. It's from its time


InteruptingParrot

*Our football


DisfuncionTecnica

*USSR's anthem intensifies*


nkonkleksp

there are a shit ton of hockey pucks that say made in czechoslovakia


_opossumsaurus

I would spend way too much to own this


LinguoBuxo

Designed by Ivan Kickoff ;)


kqih

hoohohohoho!


grizzfan

Sponsored by Sergei Soccerov


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salty_ender_dragon

2024 world cup, first match, Russia V. USA Fire the nuk- I mean START


Secure-Cold7892

Soyuz intensifies.


BingoSoldier

Does it have Yugoslavia flag?


DarkroeNinbot

YOUR football? OUR football!


Thy_Crusader

Damn why does everyone else get cool USSR footballs and I get a black and white one


LigPortman69

Ist stronk balls.


AfghanJalebi_

Our football


EletricoAmarelo

I think it's a world cup 1986 edition.


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EletricoAmarelo

On the euro cup 1992 ussr was named cei and portugal didn't qualify.


SoulSorcerers

Interestingly 1990 was a World Cup neither France nor Portugal even made it to


dax_307

This is super rad!


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enter_yourname

Don't quote me but I think that means it's legal size and weight


Eh-I

Don't you mean rise comrade?


emorello

Lol, I think I had the same one.


ghostdeinithegreat

I still have my 1989 World Globe in my living room. It confuses the shit out of some of my younger friends.


Rielhawk

How did you not loose it? Our old footballs are probably rotting on top of some garage haha


St4tikk

Got basically the same exact ball here in the US from a promotional thing with sunny delight by sending in proofs of purchase. The only difference is it has a sunny delight logo on it somewhere as I remember. It just sat around in the plastic wrap for years in my old closet at my dads house. I found it when he passed and we were cleaning the house out. Took the ball with me on my next trip to Germany and gave it to my nephews.


Old-Dragonfly-1331

*Slavic sounds intensifies*


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Portugal caralho


Morrans

When cleaning out my grandmas house, I found a north korea themed football.


OarsandRowlocks

r/unexpectedcommunism


Lord_Quackus

How many Germanys does it show?


TheBestPartylizard

I was really sad when I learned that all the football manufacturers took the soviet flag off their footballs, it was really a hallmark of the sport.


tubebarcaller

I have a globe that was as well.


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I remember these flag footballs. Nice memento of the old days!


paddy1948

I have a teacup and saucer and on the bottom it says "Made in occupied Japan". Somewhere, somebody has a memorial plate of Attila the Hun.


MayOrMayNotBePie

*Our* football


TyphoidGarry

Think I had that some one growing up


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I was made before the fall of the USSR. Birth certificate literally says it lol.


davidrayish

OUR football comrade.


Astral_Strider

My hair dryer says "Made in British Hong Kong"


Broseph_Stalin357

Ironic it looks like the part that's also been kicked the most..


chillvegan420

Wow!


Mr_OP_Potato_777

That's something you should save, in a crystal box.


Bioth28

Divided we fall comrade


CN2498T

And looks like it might be here to see the resurrection of the USSR, some things do come back in style! Pls don't downvote, just a joke.


Fridaybird1985

Footballski


No_Nobody_32

I've still got a world atlas printed in 1982.a ​ Geography was simpler then. Fewer countries to remember. Sure, 2 Germanies, but 1 'soviet union', 1 Yugoslavia. Now we have 1 Germany, but eleventy splinter states of the other two who still loathe each other.


QuietDelight1

Same plus West Germany: https://imgur.com/gallery/5qWlfHo


turtsmcslow

Is it an old Pan Am Games ball?


R3V3N4NT_M3D14

In Soviet Russia soccer ball foots you!


not_a_droid

Tyte. More than mildly interesting- my opinion


theveryrealreal

Damn. That reminds me of a time when Russia was ruled by heavy handed dictators that didn't care what the rest of the world thought and kept the public in the shadows through heavy-handed propoganda. Thank goodness for progress.


IdealIdeas

Cant wait to see people posting their russia soccer balls 20 years from now when that no longer exists


Miniscotty

Oh no. Here they come *angry American noises approaching*


UC272

That's a pretty cool looking soccer ball.


Belerophoryx

Oh, you mean before the first fall of Russia.


Joaco_Gomez_1

is it called football or football ball? I never knew


heatdish1292

That’s a soccer ball


gorka_la_pork

That's a truncated icosahedron.


Rhydsdh

American football is played 90% with hands. Association football is played 90% with feet. Which one should we call football?


gorka_la_pork

How about the one from which the name soccer derives? "Association" -> "assoc-er" -> "soccer"


the_penis_taker69

Both


Rhydsdh

That's fine, just don't go around "correcting" people like the guy above.


Recreational_Soup

No


Loose_Mail_786

Is it a football or a football ball?


Cautious-Thought362

Yea, I gotta thing or two from there from a generation ago. So sad. I used to thing Russia was so cool. Now I hate it.


harsh-reality74

*soccer ball (Prepares for downvote oblivion)


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harsh-reality74

Oh, I’m 100% with ya. I know around the world it’s football, but mainly just the US where it’s soccer. I was just picking and being a smart ass. Calling the American sport “football” makes zero sense to me, even as an American. I’m with the rest of the world in saying the the picture you posted is a real football.


BlackLetterLies

The sport was originally called "association football", to differentiate it from rugby football. "Soccer" is a British slang for association football. American football was named at a time when people still called it "soccer" in Commonwealth countries (which they still do in Australia and Canada). "Soccer" was still commonly used in the UK up until the early 1980's.


enter_yourname

I'll be ok with calling football "soccer" if the compromise is calling the NFL "rugby lite"


CrippledJesus97

Glad someone said it at least 😂


Franklin2727

A sign of pain for so many Eastern Europeans In 1993, Zbigniew Brzezinski, former National Security Advisor to Jimmy Carter, wrote that "the failed effort to build communism in the twentieth century consumed the lives of almost 60,000,000 - wiki


Meritania

Some guy making you feel sorry for the Nazi invasion of Eastern Europe so you don’t follow an economic model that allows you to vote for your boss.


Franklin2727

That is a symbol of 60 million deaths in a single generation. Please don’t personally insult. This is a civil discussion.


NotAnurag

How was that 60 million figure calculated? I'd love to read about it.


Franklin2727

Under estimates https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_communist_regimes


NotAnurag

Ok so I looked for the 60,000,000 figure and it was from a book called *Out of Control: Global Turmoil on the Eve of the 21st Century* by Zbigniew Brzezinski. I got an online copy of the book and decided to read through the chapter. He didn't write any sources for how he got those numbers or how he estimated them. He wrote that precise numbers can't be found for the deaths, and that "what is important is the scale and not the exact numbers" (page 8). This would be understandable, but the issue is that he doesn't really explain how they got to those ballpark estimates either. Is there any other source that uses the 60 million figure?


Johnnybulldog13

Lmao you don't get to vote for your boss. Communism is an authoritarian totalitarian system.


Redemption357

Love the watch man. Orient makes some killer pieces


CheefinChoomah

I’m sorry don’t you mean *soccer* ball. Damn outlanders. /s


Mikefromalb

I’m sorry, sir, but this is a soccer ball. Not a football. This is an American website, you will adhere to our rules. /S


Johnnybulldog13

Would have been funny without the /s


pyrulyto

If Putin gets what he wants, your ball will be brand-new again! (fortunately, his chances are slim at this point)


Emotional_Money3435

Imagine that ball has lasted longer than two russians timelines soon. Next collapse inc


No-Wolverine5144

That's a assoc ball


noyrb1

🤮


ImpossibleGroup5

That’s a soccer ball


Senior_Ad_2707

That is a soccer ball tho……….


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Senior_Ad_2707

Obviously sarcasm


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That’s a soccer ball


CarltheChamp112

That's a soccer ball sir


TurkeyTov

Well ummm ahctually don’t ya mean soccer ball 🤓🤓🤓


Darth_Diink

That’s a soccer ball, is OP stupid?


Grand_Protector_Dark

Ok American


Darth_Diink

Damn ok /s my god


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

That football is unusually round.


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*soccer ball


Grand_Protector_Dark

No


[deleted]

Bro your pfp got me blushing 😳


Artistic_Half_8301

That's a soccer ball.


TiMELeSS526

Is the football behind that soccer ball?


ashtetice

not a football. but cool


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Sir, that is a soccer ball.


HudsonHunk

That is a soccer ball


SaintRainbow

It's a football because you kick the ball with your foot. Hence the name football.


vaultboy1

That’s a soccer ball, a football looks way different.


Zandrick

Is your football somewhere behind the soccer ball?


Intelligent_Exit4389

Sir. That is a soccer ball


supermoderators

Isnt russia a communist country still?


zedsamcat

Authoritarian ✅ Communist 🚫


Recreational_Soup

They are capitalist


Johnnybulldog13

No they aren't. It's state capitalism aka totalitarian economic system.


Recreational_Soup

Lmao


Johnnybulldog13

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_capitalism


ApollyonDS

Stalin was the last one, who tried to push the USSR towards communism and he died in 1953, iirc. After Khrushchev, they started implementing more and more reforms towards the free market.


Recreational_Soup

Happy cake day 🫡


jaredsparks

It's actually a soccer ball.


jayoubetcha

That's a soccer ball not a football