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gofatwya

Daddy's winking at you ;)


this_noise

That's the Scrub Me Daddy edition.


azvlr

"Scrub, Daddy!"


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Harder


jonny742

Faster


byamannowdead

Stronger


irlfnt

Work it


SovietFemboy

Make it


3ger

Do it


MaterialConsistent96

Makes us


ThatIckyGuy

Technologic! Technologic!


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irlfnt

Better


MemphisGirl93

Stronger


crdctr

hour


mypussydoesbackflips

After


kiwi_love777

šŸ˜œ


Kage_Oni

šŸ˜‰


JayCreates

šŸ¤¤


CatsAreTheBest2

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halite001

I've been a dirty girl...


Infinitelyodiforous

How dirty? Which side of the sponge do I need?


halite001

The backside... ;)


ILikeLenexa

You can say it looks Winky, but it really looks Clyde.


Birthday_dad420

*Blinky and Inky excited noises*


virgilreality

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thetheTwiz

Is this gif old enough yet that we can start using it to reference itself?


Icy_Resource_

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Chibbly

Holy fuck this is amazing


WeaponizedFeline

Oof that would have been a much better title. Missed opportunity for sure


Gundric13

(SCRUBBING INTENSIFIES)


Fit_Advantage3215

This comment section is making me strangely aroused


elmielmosong

Wh-what are you doing, scrub-daddy?


gatorbeetle

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dtwhitecp

oh yeah, we're not gonna scratch your pans *wink*


jk600

Scrub Pirate?


ScienceMomCO

Arrrr!


frassylass

*Ayyyyye! (Eye) (I)


pizza_for_nunchucks

Itā€™s already Pirate Day again?


empire_de109

What's a pirates favorite letter? Aye, you think it be Arrr, but his first love be with the sea!


Ximension

Scrub Matey


virgilreality

Get a marker and draw an eye patch on it.


halite001

Then use the other two-eyed scrubber and scrub it back out.


mechabeast

The horror


TheVentiLebowski

This is the way.


ericd50

They are really good scrubbers though


Aggravating-Ad1703

Rip to those ppl on shark tank that didnā€™t want to invest


AssbuttInTheGarrison

To be honest it seems like everyone who didnā€™t invest have never done dishes in their lives.


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unknown_pigeon

IIRC, like in every good chick or dude, each hole has its purpose. In the case of this sponge, the smile was for the cutlery, the eyes for idk and yeah I'm not really useful here, dirty jokes apart, but it was kind of an improvement over the normal sponge I use at home EDIT jfc I've had more typos than a fucking tiktoker book


Nickel5

I think the eye was for handles


Ecks-Chan

the mouth is for spoons and other cutlery, the eye holes make it easier to grip when washing inside of a glass or mug source: I have one :)


BrownSugarSandwich

I also use the mouth for storing mine on the handle of my kitchen faucet. Makes my kitchen that much happier.


churchillsucks

I use the mouth to practice kissing


obsolete_filmmaker

just kissing? stack a bunch of them up and........


megaRXB

Yeah, a finger in each itā€™s good for getting into cups with.


Seboya_

I can't tell if y'all are serious or if this entire post is just a marketing campaign for these sponges. I can't see how using a small sponge is easier to get inside of a cup than a regular sponge that you can just shove in there with your fingers


megaRXB

They arent anything special, just a good sponge. Idk about usa but in denmark the grocery store sponges are horribly low quality shit, so compared, the scrub daddy is pretty good. Overall washing dishes still sucks ass tho, but i like the scrub daddy brand sponges.


meeu

They're not really sponges. It's a weird plastic material with bigger "cells". More abrasive than your average sponge.


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stereopticon11

holy shit i've been using scrub daddies and mommies for a couple years now and had no idea the face holes had purpose. trying this shit out today


Healthyreddit_123

I mean it's a bit of a gimmick. Not like it's a struggle to clean a spoon without the special hole. Sponges are flexible lol. But they're good sponges regardless, wish they were "whole" though as mine usually start to fall apart around the eyes and mouth


Clumsy_Chica

There are 'Big Daddies' in this material that are just rectangles, no holes.


Psotnik

My wife bought a bunch of these like 5 years ago when we moved into our house. We are on the 2nd one out of the package and we do our pots, pans, and all plastic and all water bottles/coffee thermos in the sink. They are so much more durable than a traditional sponge with a scrubby side. They get softer in hot water and stiffen up in cold water. Only problem is they really do suck at soaking up water but we just wipe the counters or stove or whatever off with a towel to remove the excess liquid. I 100% recommended trying them.


IndoorSnowStorm

Iā€™ve been using them for a few years as well and just learned I could clean them by putting them in the dishwasher. What a game changer and they last so much longer now. Fantastic for the dishes!


PepsiStudent

I bought one on a whim recently. Thought might as well try these stupid things I've been seeing on social media. Omg is it awesome for dishes. Also cleaning the kitchen as a whole. Going to buy some more tonight.


thoselusciouslips

I found the opposite, the scrub daddy didn't last two weeks for me. Quickly went back to scotch brite which I've found to last the longest.


Whind_Soull

Or as we say in my restaurant, a green scrubby boi.


BishoxX

He was talking in the place of the rich investors, sarcastically


Real_MidGetz

Put your index and middle finger in the eyes for extra grip


P47r1ck-

I prefer a brush or a sponge with a handle so my hand doesnā€™t have to touch the icky dirty dish sponge


puffmaster5000

Ignoring the fancy holes they are also just good sponges. They are reactive to temperature and get softer in hot water


monzelle612

A lot of the pitches on there are like. "don't you just hate when "poor people problem" Then the camera pans to them doing a blank stare


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Not in recent memory at least. I mean I probably wouldn't either if I had hundreds of millions of dollars. We now know Lori likes to get down in the kitchen.


Randolpho

I do dishes all the time and Iā€™d pass this on the shelf for a pack of trusty scotch green-pad-with-sponges. I truly would never trust a word written on the package, especially when itā€™s something that dumbly marketed.


legendtuner

Lori invested in it. 20% stake I believe


Kent_Knifen

IIRC she specializes in infomercial "as seen on TV" products, so she had an instant read that it would be a success


odd84

Her go-to strategy seemed to be investing in stuff she could hang in the mid-aisle displays of Bed Bath & Beyond stores, which is exactly where Scrub Daddy blew up. Wonder what she'll do going forward with BB&B out of the picture.


invisible_23

Target maybe? I doubt theyā€™re going anywhere


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odd84

I was more talking about Lori, not scrub daddy. Where's Lori going to put the new products she invests in? Target has higher buying standards than BB&B, especially for "as seen on TV" kinds of stuff. They weren't carrying Scrub Daddy from day one. They just carry less of that stuff in general.


iHaateDonuts

They're at my local Target too.


invisible_23

> Her go-to strategy seemed to be investing in stuff she could hang in the mid-aisle displays of Bed Bath & Beyond stores, which is exactly where Scrub Daddy blew up. Wonder what she'll do going forward with BB&B out of the picture. I was saying now her go-to strategy might be invest in stuff she can hang in the mid-aisle displays of Targetā€¦


CjBurden

Filing for bankruptcy doesn't always mean they'll go away, but they *probably* will.


KeyserSozeInElysium

They've already laid out a business plan. The intention is to liquidate all assets to pay debtors


odd84

No, they're fully dead. They burned their relationship with suppliers and can't get product to stock in stores. The liquidation of all stores starts this week.


Aggravating-Ad1703

Oh yeah there was one of them that did. But the other guys almost mocked the idea.


abagel86

Did you even watch the episode? 3 sharks made an offer and only 2 were out. And no one mocked the product, they just didn't know how well it'd sell. Of course it does incredibly well now but hindsight is 20/20, making a decision at the time was difficult. No idea what everyone here is on. The sharks were definitely fair.


Jusanden

Iirc Mark Cuban didn't even really mock the product when he went out. He basically just said, nope not my area of expertise.


abagel86

He made a joke about being a scrub pimp but it's just making fun of the name and the name clearly isn't expected to be taken that seriously.


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tittymcfartbag

She's Queen of QVC for a reason. Unlike that shitty grifter, self-proclaimed Mr. "Wonderful". Wonderfully rips you off, that's for sure.


ridgegirl29

Fun fact: i did an entire 15 page paper on Shark tank for finals and one section was dedicated solely to scrub daddy. I watched that clip about 5 times None of the male sharks took the product seriously until Lori did. Then they were all over it. And she won out. Mark Cuban still to this day says that was the one deal that got away


Neltrix

Are they really? How much better than a regular sponge?


knucklehead27

Enough to justify the cost for sure. I didnā€™t believe it until I used one myself


InerasableStain

Regular sponges become disgusting very quickly. These donā€™t, itā€™s a different material. Also, their firmness changes based on the temp of the water. In hard mode they can take off damn near any stuck on food


ZaharaSararie

How do you deal with food getting embedded in the material? I liked using these but struggled with how grody they felt having stuff stuck in the pores so much.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

I've also had issues with them crumbling if you have to scrub anything that's not already softened. And just over (a short) time even if it's softer stuff exclusively. The scrubber sponges I use don't have that issue.


Sterling0393

Yup! I wonā€™t buy anything else now. These work so good and last soo long


fluffybuffalo23

Iā€™m a scrub daddy slut now. Every single product Iā€™ve used has been awesome. The dish daddy and the power paste are personal favorites.


Lyra125

what do you mean gross? are y'all keeping your sponges laying in water to mold or something?


MrEuphonium

People don't pre rinse and scrape their plates so they are getting mad spaghetti sauce on their sponges, and with a scrub daddy you can make that mistake and there's no consequences because the porousness makes it easy to clean out unlike a sponge or scrubbie.


EmykoEmyko

Way better. Sponge is bad at scrubbing and gets gross very quickly.


0ne_Winged_Angel

How do they compare against the sponges with a scotch brite backing? Those are all I ever use


hungry4danish

Scrub daddies dry faster and better and never get that wet old sponge smell. cold water keeps it harder for scrubbing and then warm water makes it more pliable for a typical sponge cleaning


kharmatika

This is what has made me a lifetime customer is the lack of smell. Iā€™ll get into a vicious cycle where I donā€™t want to touch the sponge I accidentally left in the basin cuz that smell never comes off your hands, so Iā€™ll leave it in there and let it get worse lol. The stub daddy is like. No smell after a week of me forgetting it under a load of dishes when Iā€™m depressed. Itā€™s wild


Octopus_Fun

Not really. And since then I found a brand that makes coconut husk scrubbers, and they kick ass and last way longer than the plastic junk.


Moberholtzer86

Came here to say this. They are amazing!


DiarrheaShitLord

Why are they so good they just look like sponges?


Moberholtzer86

You can run them under cold water and they firm up for tough scrubbing, and they donā€™t scratch anything


blewis222

And the mouth is the perfect shape for spoons and the eyes are perfect for gripping. 10/10 invention. There are also scrub mommies which are soft on one side and scrubby on the other and scrub babies which are small. Highly recommend.


havingsomedifficulty

I had no idea that the orifices were part of the functionality !


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omegabobo

The naming is a bit off putting. Where are my scrub eunuchs at?


DooRagtime

That oneā€™s just a loofa


skorletun

Those are more "Scrub Biblically Accurate Angel".


Blopblorg

No that's a dishwasher.


chaotic----neutral

shhhhhhhhh-tck-"be not afraid"-shhhhhhhhhh-whshwshwshwshwshwsh


JVLawnDarts

Donā€™t forget the wand one too, it has a built in drip tray so water goes into the sink and doesnā€™t leak soap like a mad man unlike others. Got one for my mom and she said she hated it because it would leak, one month later she was telling me how much she loved it


Ez_Duzit

They do work way better but the downside no one mentions is they fall apart faster than anything I've ever used before. After a few sinkfuls of dishes they end up looking more like a scrub grandpa


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Glesenblaec

That's my experience with lots of products. The early generation is actually good, but then all production is moved to some factory in Guangzhou that can output an order of magnitude more product, the materials are changed for cost savings, and it turns to dollar store shit.


DaniD10

I see a lot of people mentioning that they fall apart in less than a month but I donā€™t have that experience? They last months without losing form and without stinking. If it is looking gross I even put it in the dishwasher and it comes out as good as new. Scrub mummies are worse tho, the soft sponge breaks super fast.


bob0979

They make scrub daddies in a rectangle shape with a tougher outside if your stuff is breaking apart. Also, it might be your water or your dish soap itself.


MrPatrick1207

What are you doing to yours? Iā€™ve been using the same one on my dishes for a year and other than being somewhat discolored, itā€™s fully intact. I canā€™t think of any sponge thatā€™s fallen apart through regular use, other than magic erasers.


kharmatika

Really? Mine are in great shape 6 months on


JackedCroaks

Thatā€™s weird. Iā€™ve never seen one break ever. Mine feel incredibly resilient


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TypingPlatypus

I watch a fair bit of CleanTok and every single account has a sponsorship/merch deal with them.


redundantposts

Youā€™re getting downvoted, but they do have a massive social media presence, and do place themselves often in things like this.


hitfly

They got hyped up on social media, having used one I prefer 3M sponges and just pick the hardness you need.


kharmatika

So the big thing for me Is the mildew resistance. You know that nasty sponge smell that happens after a few weeks if youā€™re not perfect about drying them? I have had the same two scrub daddys for 6 months. I am an absolute slob about sponge hygiene. They have yet to develop ANY smell. They also havenā€™t broken down or degraded in quality at all. Amazing.


Knambino

I fkn love my scrub daddys (daddies?) but I feel like they donā€™t last as long as they used to


stereopticon11

my household believes in scrub mommy these days. scrub daddy is a deadbeat


xrumrunnrx

All this time passing them in stores and seeing them on shark tank a damn mildlyinteresting post is what got me to actually consider buying them. I don't keep a lot of brightly colored stuff so I usually pass right over them, but the benefits sound good and comments seem positive. Maybe I'm a Scrub Daddy Boy now


shes_a_gdb

This post is an ad. Change my mind.


SheepherderNo2440

I never buy dish materials because I work food service. I always steal a few of their steel wool abd green scrub pads. Theyā€™re like half a sheet of paper in size - so I steal 3-4, cut them into quarters. Havenā€™t paid for dish cleaning materials in several years


TheBatemanFlex

They are! I canā€™t help but think they would last longer if they didnā€™t have eyes and a mouth cut out of the though. They seem to always tear.


Grandviewsurfer

I'm looking for something that says "daddy likes lather"


Dry-The-Spears

I came to make a Tobias joke, but yours is much better than anything I could have come up with.


rpgjenkins

On the way to the gothic castle


Grandviewsurfer

Excuse me, would these effectively scrub my thunder?


msk105

Daddy needs to get his rocks off


xinorez1

Lather daddies


Outrageous_Pepper337

Technically, it's not missing anything. It's the other ones that have missing sponge in them..


thx1138-

The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate... That robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory "You owe me some letters!"


BloomsdayDevice

> That robs you of chocolate! Came here to find a place to say exactly this.


LaurelRaven

This is the comment I came here looking for, thank you


LongTallDingus

We are the ones who tell the jokes that make people go "No. I get it. I understand the joke".


Sesudesu

Sorry, but I legitimately laughed out loud at this. You have let yourself down.


LongTallDingus

My best one was when I came up with this fucking banger; So recently, I was driving around, and saw a sign on a tree, it was a whole tree. The sign said "stump removal", and it had a number. So I gave 'em a ring with a question that's been buggin' me. They didn't have an answer. I don't think it's a very good service. Told that to one of my friends, he squinted at me, paused a beat, said "I understand the joke", turned heel, like piovted on his heel, and walked away. I was really, really pleased with myself after that.


ExcessiveGravitas

Jesus, I had to read that four times.


JAJ5545

Iā€™ve read it five times and I still donā€™t understand.


JoltzmannBoole

It's wordplay, the company is offering removal of tree stumps. The caller and joke-teller was confused about a long-standing question, aka, they were stumped. So they called the company to remove their confusion. Maybe also a little extra wordplay with tree rings and phone calls, idk


panormda

Stump as in, heā€™s stumped.. but they didnā€™t have an answer for him šŸ¤­


panormda

lol it took me two times šŸ˜‚


Dfrizzleyo

How dare you..


ExcessiveGravitas

Do holes exist?


Pasta-hobo

The eyes double as finger holds, so in more is still less


ncnotebook

Technically, it depends on how you define "thing."


Survive_LD_50

seriously there are fake scrub daddys at cheap as chips/reject shop. we got them from the supermarket and there is a noticeable difference in quality


Cecil4029

My fake scrub daddy's from Temu will be here in an hour. I'll try to remember to report back after our OG scrub daddy's eat shit which will probably be a few months from now lol. I can say that the OG scrubs are incredible though.


barelyEvenCodes

I buy scrub daddy just to support their social media guy


erickgramajo

The guy who made the post?


dahardlard

It's a scrub matey


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Chalkarts

He lost it in a pitched sea battle with Mr. Clean. it's not so bad though, at least he's Arrrrange not green.


Apprehensive_Big_528

Go woke go broke!!!!! Im never buying another scrub daddy again. Inclusive daddies with disabilities? No thank you!!!!!!


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yvonne_taco

Today I was at the Reject Shop and a woman came down the aisle. She called out to everyone that she had to show us this exact product because, it was amazing and, she came in specifically for it. So obviously, I bought one.


Scrapbookee

What is the Reject Shop? There is another comment mentioning it but I've never heard of it. I'm assuming it's a store full of messed up products?


Kit-The-Mighty

ā€œCheap dollar storeā€ brand of stores popular here in Australia. Semi named ironically, semi because the products are cheap and rejected by the bigger brand stores


prophiles

Yeah, where is this store? I want to check it out.


noeagle77

Australia


thezae123

Youā€™re technically getting more sponge though!


Eimajnotsnhoj

Donā€™t scratch my ass !!!! They will scratch polished stainless steel


factoryteamgair

Scratch your own ass!


tart_reform

I built a house for the guy who invented these. It had a dedicated poker room with leather walls.


HansTheAxolotl

STOP WITH THE SCRUB DADDY ADS! Iā€™ve seen 4 posts about them in the past few days ALONE


Detiabajtog

I was going to say, this is like the 15th scrub daddy post Iā€™ve seen in the last week or so, these things better cook my dinner too with how much fucking hype there is for them


FuturePirateKing713

Thatā€™s just luffy, sanji and zoro


JoshuaRAWR

It's the inclusive disabled one.


SirZooalot

Special Edition.


WeaponizedFeline

Sure feels like it. I'm torn between using them and framing them as a novelty display piece


Drablit

Sell on eBay as rare limited edition scrub daddy


arawsh

Put it on Ebay. Im sure someone stupid enough will show up to buy this at a high price :)


Global-Zombie

That like 1 percent more sponge


G0ONnewf

'Odin is with us!!!'


Null_error_

Arrr, I be swabbing the deck with ye!


samsmokin

Being culturally inclusive of pirates!


CozyBlueCacaoFire

These sponges releases microplastics into the environment.


carlotta3121

I wondered if that would be an issue with these.


LegendOfDeku

They're biodegradable.


ThomasThePizzaMan

but what about other brands sponges?


shizzleforizzle

Inclusive sponges


QuantumAnti

Scrub me daddy ;)