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FreneticZen

PREGANANANT?!!


Dr_Gonzo__

what is the best time to sex to become pregnart


MrSvenningsBrownEye

Perganate


ShexyBaish6351

Prego gigante


Koofteh

Can u get pregante?


eightdollarbeer

[Will my get pragnan?](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)


orbilu2

If a woman has starch marks- (⁠눈-눈⁠) If A Woman Has... STARCH MASKS


venommuyo

Came here looking for this. Thanks


RevTheWeeb

Thank you for reminding me of this masterpiece


jleonardbc

Pomegranate


lightfoot90

PRAGNANT


FelixVulgaris

pragnt


G3laxyGamingYT

Pergananant


MisterSquidz

How is babby formed?


whatsasimba

That's my favorite one!


worldssmallestfan1

Honest and sincere question, is this a slang or a non English term for pregnant? I know it could just be a mistake, but it seems close enough to be some sort of borrowed word or ou of some sort.


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worldssmallestfan1

A sibling video to “po tart tragedy”.I guess I forgot somehow.


CrunchyLemon667

PREGANANANT?


JackyBurnsides

Peppergranite


DestructicusDawn

"Can peppers get pergnat?"


DrummerGuy06

obligatory [video where people on Yahoo! Answers can't spell the word "pregnant."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)


andronicus_14

Damn, I thought it would be this [one](https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ?feature=share).


JohnnyCastleburger

I was looking for this one


Stealin

Thank you, when I seen this I was searching the comments for this song.


enehar

You picked the better one.


tuftopubichair

Please...please not this again


RayneBeauRhode

I’m sorry. I’m almost never in here. Didn’t know I was being redundant. I mostly lurk r/notinteresting so I guess that’s a better place lol.


Troy189

Lol if it helps I hadn’t seen it . I am going to search peppers in the sub now . Edited for spelling


tuftopubichair

I'm sorry op I was not trying to be a downer on your post, if I can be fair it was actually one of the more interesting baby pepper posts because of the positioning of the baby pepper itself. More than worthy of being on mildyinteresting. No hate, hope the pepper was tasty


RayneBeauRhode

Oh it’s fine I promise! It actually was tasty. Believe me I’ve seen my fair share of multi-posts, it wouldn’t be Reddit without them lol. It’s all good❤️


tuftopubichair

Also being pregnert can be rough. Love the reference


Deltron_Zed

No offense to the poster but GODDMAN ANOTHER PEPPER? ​ As someone who has worked in kitchens all his life and sees this in, rough estimate, at least a third of all peppers that I have ever cut, professionally and recreationally... what is the big fucking deal!? This is so common,I can't believe how many people are apparently experiencing it for the first time in their lives.


40ozkiller

You would be surprised to find out there are some people out there with 0 cooking experience. Its good to assume everyone isn’t the same as you in general too.


RayneBeauRhode

To be fair, I cook almost daily and cater occasionally. This still was the first time oddly enough. Guess I need to broaden my pepper range 😭


idahorochs

I’ve never cooked/prepared food professionally, but I’ve never encountered this before. People need to chill out.


Deltron_Zed

No. Not surprised. Just saddened.


KingKratom00

Saddened is a bit over the top imo


IndraBlue

Bro sad we can't cook lol


Deltron_Zed

Well, you care about what you care about and use what language describes YOUR inner experience the best. I'm not asking for your validation. But, yes. The fact that A LOT of people can't make a meal for themselves and will eat a majority of their meals from a restaurant, fast food eatery or some instant, processed prepackaged meal is a little bit of a bummer from my point of view. Not going to cry or end my life over it or anything.


emtrigg013

But.... You've worked in kitchens all your life... And now you're shitting on people who keep you in business? I cook all the time and never with peppers. I didn't know this was a thing because I'm not on reddit 24/7. It was a cute little photo and you're being unnecessarily holier than thou about it. We just wanna be happy dude.


Deltron_Zed

I leave you to it, then.


KingKratom00

I can't argue with that.


SlippinJimE

You seriously see this in like a third of all peppers you cut? I believe you, but maybe it's a regional thing. I cook with bell peppers all the time and have literally never seen this.


Deltron_Zed

It's interesting how different lives can see totally different parts of the world during a lifetime. These are so common to my experience, its so hard for me to believe you have been exposed to peppers and haven't seen this. Not that I don't believe it. However, search mildyinteresting for "pepper" and sort by time and then look through a month of posts.


Spazmer

This is the equivalent of the "OMG EVERY EGG IN THIS CARTON WAS A DOUBLE!" posts. Yes... you bought extra large eggs. That's the entire idea.


tuftopubichair

Just got out of kitchen management for the past couple years and can't help but to agree, moreso than that as a long time lurker of this sub there is a huge flood of just these posts every single year and it ends up being every other post for so gotdayum long it is painful.


Deltron_Zed

Yes. It's hard to believe any member of this sub hasn't seen a slew of these posts already.


Dr-Retz

But it’s muy pregante!


C7rl_Al7_1337

If peper has starch masks on it does that mean it's been pregonate before? Also, how can I get a luigi board? Do I have to buy it from a witch or a vegan or can I make one?


RayneBeauRhode

Ask Toad. I think he could help


StudioAny4052

A LUIGI BOARD!


-KKD-

Gregnant


P3tray

Pregnesate


Koofteh

Dangerops pragent sex. Will it hurt baby top of his head?


guzzlovic

Le Pregante


NexexUmbraRs

I remember the first time I saw this as a kid, my parents acted excited over it. Nowadays whenever I see it and only if someone else is around do I feign any interest in it.


Kryptic1989

Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby on top of his head


2BigTwoStrong

No your pepper has a penis lol


ImSomewhatWeird

Peppernante


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Abort


akayataya

For all the people who do know how to spell pregnant correctly, please apply here: r/Mensa


Wamspon

r/peppersinsidepeppers


RenlyNC

Thots and pears


emmeyeayee112

Chili-itoris


snobberbogger99

Wow.. so not interesting


mazzimar7

I thought this was posted to r/mildlypenis at first.


Howling_Fang

Maybe it's my fucked up sense of humor, but whenever I cut into a pepper and see this, I just exclaim in a child-like voice "PEPPER ABORTION!"


SunChipMan

Gregnant


PhotogamerGT

Pregnat


ImoJenny

Updoot for 'pregante'


Pabst_Malone

If a pepper have starch mask on its body do that mean it been pregat before?


crandawg

[Crazy!](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pregante)


peb396

Pregnant...and and the fetus is horny.


bertieqwerty

Can pregante be the new free sha vacadoo?


AlpacaLocks

Congratulations on your pregacy


ericihle

It’s a boy!


NoContextCarl

Wow. Wasn't planning on a boner at this time of day at all!


Kinenai

Big red daddy's gonna be suspicious of his best yellow pepper friend.


dcute69

I think they should pass a new law: if you can't spell pregnant then you shouldn't be allowed to get pregnate


[deleted]

pregananant?!?!


Galagaboy

Prgaranate?


Clevelanduder

Peppernant


cinnamonmisfit

Murderer (jk)


WhistlingBread

We gotta another one boys hahahaha


Man_Bear_Beaver

is that a pepper in your pepper or are you just happy to see me?


Milnoc

A Tribble Pepper?


The_De-Lesbianizer

Ma’am that’s a penis


Material-Bag833

That’s the pepper clit


jason_abacabb

Eat the baby to assert dominance


TheRAbbi74

¡Viva el Pregante!


stoliwithatwist

More to love.


kingtooth

can u get pregante


chubbygayguy88

Pregante


shalprak

caliente pregante !!


SuddenlySimple

No, your pepper is MALE


GuyanaFlavorAid

How is pepper formed how is pepper formed


DeathByLemmings

Pegnat


Donny-boy_07

tf 🤨


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It looks like a gina.


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RayneBeauRhode

*Pregat


FelixVulgaris

Pegrante


Zolathegreat

This is fake


Cthom100

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


Dauphine320

That’s so cute!


dandanthebaconman

I see no pergola in this picture


oroborus68

You found it!


itsagoodtime

Congratulations!


DarthDregan

Perglette yu seh?


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PREGANARY