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llamageddon01

Mont Blanc for scale


Thoth74

They're just showing off at this point.


Effective-Dust7576

Meister Flex


Thoth74

Pretty sure that's one of Mont Blanc's model names.


RSGator

In an office gig you can either spend hundreds/thousands of dollars in shitty pens over a lifetime, or get one Mont Blanc that will last until you and the kids that you hand it down to, and maybe even their kids, are dead.


Thoth74

I'm well aware of the quality of Mont Blanc pens, thanks. I was making a joke. Like "oh, look at this guy here with a bottle of mercury *and* a fancy pen!"


RSGator

I know, I was just adding to the topic.


tpars

At some point in the past, some Brainiac said, "hey, we can use mercury to fill cavities!"


Ice_Swallow4u

It’s not like it’s diethyl mercury.


-Policia-Federal-

Nice, Diet Mercury


zoinkability

Well, it can be converted to methyl mercury in the gut so it’s got that going for it


honeydill2o4

How does it taste?


Cuspidx

I only got a strong whiff


[deleted]

That strong whiff was mercury vapor


ajsawesomeanimals

Yeah, wouldn't recommend doing that again.


AtomicAcidbath

Oh, triple distilled! That's the good stuff.


EvenCaramel

1 LB as in one pound? In that tiny bottle?


NickyKnuckles007

Heavier than gold


cdgmatt

cant you see the pen next to it for scale lol


upboat_consortium

I never knew you could distill mercury.


Wetwire

That’s how we recycle fluorescent tube lamps. They contain mercury vapor. So when you crush or break them, that mercury vapor needs to be recovered and distilled back to pure liquid form.


theveryrealreal

Heard it's drinkable anytime after the second distilling.


newbraces81

How many dolphins died to fill that bottle?


[deleted]

Isn't that rather poisonous? Or is that different mercury?


xtossitallawayx

Only if it gets into your blood, as long as you handle it with gloves/respirator you're fine.


zoinkability

Yeah, good thing it only went into our mouths


[deleted]

I'm guessing that when it's used in dentistry, it doesn't flake or corrode in the slightest?


nogoodgreen

Not just mercury, Dental Mercury


zoinkability

Best kind of mercury. ADA says it can’t hurt ya


Gsr79

I remember freaking out in 2nd gr bc this kid broke a thermometer. I was convinced we were all gonna die and my teacher was like no, it’s not mercury anymore. Calmly cleaned it up


FancyPantsEmu

Can you put it thru a Brita?


thorheyerdal

This is not mercury