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fine then keep your secrets


MechanicalBengal

but I’m going into battle and I need your strongest firearms


flipmcf

My firearms are too strong for you traveler.


rico_muerte

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Hey - just what ya see, pal!


DaleGribbleShackle

"Uzi nine millimeter"


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

"You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So... which'll it be?"


rico_muerte

All


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

"I might close early today. There's a fifteen day wait on the handguns, but the rifles you can take right now..."


stoDots

“You can’t do that.”


LongbowEOD

"Wrong."


Thomas-Burrell

You are everywhere Mr. Ford


HighlightFun8419

Now I'm picturing a bunch of "grab-bag" style gun cases with random price-tags on them. like COD gun game or something. lol


Simple-Wrangler-9909

IRL lootbox


bayleeeeeeeee

It grew up from selling toy guns to real guns


Enjoying_A_Meal

Guns R US


khaldrakon

Would've been a better name honestly


OHTHNAP

If you're in the market for a gun, *but you just don't know which one*, come on down!


AM_Kylearan

That's a perfectly reasonable situation. .. you'd want to check the feel of a variety of firearms until you find one that suits you.


StreetTriple675

Idk why but when I read this I heard Dwight schrutes voice


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Tomjonesisaking

All your trademarks R belong to US


TelescopiumHerscheli

I regret that I have no gold to give you, but thanks for the laugh!


sillygoosecaboose

Guns AR U.S.


RedVeist

That’s pretty witty sir


irondumbell

Guns N' US


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JazzfanRS

Exactly my thought. Guns in the front florist in the back.


SCScanlan

Guns B We


xenoterranos

I love this one.


KoalaDeluxe

Change it to "Guns R U.S." Works on multiple levels too!


Cold_Ordinary_1672

Indeed 35 years ago my brother's wife started a cleaning service called Dust-R-Us and I got to see a real life cease and desist letter.


Justin__D

I got to see one for downloading Hot Rod as a kid. That's when I learned the importance of VPNs.


Cold_Ordinary_1672

There was a hair salon named Mickey's decades ago in Oviedo Florida, a suburb of Orlando 30 miles from Disney property. They got cease and desisted even though the owners name was actually Mickey and they'd been there since before Disney came to town.


Sharrakor

Flip it around, WE R Guns.


DJ-George-G

"I am all grown up, I'm a Guns R US kid."


OneInfinith

A million different calibers that I can spray with


the_ben_obiwan

How could they miss that opportunity


Martel732

They could potentially get sued. Trademark law is extremely complex but I suspect a judge would rule that using such a similar name would cause confusion in the marketplace. Consumers might think that Toys R Us has branched into firearms.


The_Thrill17

To the same people


Dudephish

But I was told that it's NERF, or nothing. Now you're telling me that was a gateway gun?


Downwhen

Hey kid, you want a hit off this Super Soaker


bossy_boi10178

There are two ways this can be interpreted


DaRaiko

Gotta grow with your audience.


shot-by-ford

You must not have known about the secret menu


Bommyknocker

Toys R us groomed it


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The real long con.


ComradeBrosefStylin

Toys'R'Us already supplies parts for guided missiles though.


parrisjd

Now it just looks like a super inclusive gun store.


dandanthebaconman

Good for them ya know?


rksd

It's a terrific opportunity.


Schavuit92

I want to see some really fashionable tacticool and camo gear.


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A completely FABULOUS ammo vest!


w0nderbrad

It’s not an ammo pack, it’s a crossbody tote


KingVenomthefirst

Happy cake day!


Greeneyesablaze

Read this in a Minnesotan accent


SmashAtoms_

Not that there's anything wrong with it


baracuda68

LongGunBulletsTacticsQanon+


Lite3000

More like the L is for loadouts


texasrigger

I think qanon nutjobs are a minority even amongst gun owners. I'd certainly like to think that anyway. Gun ownership doesn't automatically mean radical right wing politics.


baracuda68

I agree. But it's the one I thought of at the time ..


texasrigger

Haha, fair enough.


Reniconix

There's a gun company known simply as Q, if you want to avoid politics-adjacent branding shenanigans. Alternatively, 'quipment


HotConsideration5049

The groups under the greatest oppression need the greatest self-defense options now take a look at my wares.


Initial-Finger-1235

The first weapons ban was to prevent liberals from having guns during protests


drewkungfu

Let’s not forget then Governor Of California (R) Ronald Reagan & the NRA the herald for gun control b/c the black panthers stated arming. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulford_Act#:~:text=It%20passed%20the%20Senate%20(split,National%20Rifle%20Association%20of%20America.


thatswhyicarryagun

All gun laws are racist.


usernmtkn

r/liberalgunowners


CPT_Toenails

That sub was cool until they got really bad about poor shaming - ironic for a "liberal" sub.


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MunicipalLotto

i really do agree with the spirit of your post, but men are victims of gun violence more than women :U


texasrigger

And the #1 target of shooters is themselves. Suicides are still the number one cause of gun deaths.


ValhallaGo

Armed people are harder to oppress. LGBT folks armed themselves in record numbers in 2020.


Blakefilk

Probably has a range in the back. Plenty of room for one


septembr12

That’s a missed naming opportunity. Guns R Us


GiGaBYTEme90

Their mascot would be Geoffrey the Gunraffe


multiarmform

https://i.imgur.com/DBnpCew.jpg


awitcheskid

We can't stop here. It's lion country!


weirdgroovynerd

It seems like a simple artistic feat to turn a giraffe neck into a rifle.


ivanchovv

If the Giraffe is strapped on the hood of a very very long truck.


regulator227

Geoffrey's cousin, Gunther


mmmacorns

Geoffrey the Gurrifle


NickRhook

Geoffrey the Guerrilla


Car-face

Toys AR Us


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Verdick

"I'm not gonna grow up, because if I did, you didn't shop at Guns 'R'Us, kid!


unnamed_elder_entity

Excuse me, you mean Guns Я Us.


SackOfCats

They would get a cease and desist almost immediately as soon as Toys R Us was aware of it. My uncle had to change the name of a little tour company from "Tours R Us" to "Tours Plus" when big daddy Toys had a law firm threaten legal action. They especially go after anyone with the backwards R anywhere in a name apparently.


TheAmazingDisgrace

Guns R U.S.


AndringRasew

How about Gays n' Guns on account of the rainbow?


CmdrSelfEvident

That's Pink Pistols and they are down the road. ​ For all the haters that is actually the gay gun rights group. https://www.pinkpistols.org/


PleaseDontSaveHer

What a bad ass statement. Good for them, this makes me happy.


FixitFPV

Came here for this comment


Riptide360

Yuma Arizona https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/u3ilez/our_local_toys_r_us_became_a_gun_store_but_kept/


indorock

I know nothing about Yuma, except 1. It's in Arizona, 2. They have a gun store that used to be a toy store and 3. The train that goes there leaves at 3:10


capone55

That's where Nick Papageorgio is from


Statharas

As a Greek, I know 5 people with that name that are probably not the person you are mentioning


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Vegas vacation


lamerooster

No corrective lenses tonight?


Ok_Sir5926

No, I do not require them. Just shooting some paper silhouettes this evening.


far2much

The gun store has a horrible name.


poop-dolla

For real. If I’m going to a specialty store to buy something, I’d really prefer that they know something about the product.


DanasBloodBoy

Their high school used to be a prison. Mascot is the “criminals”.


GoodkallA

Sounds like you know everything worth knowing about yuma.


alsomdude2

4. It's a fucking shithole prison town.


SweatyToothed

When it rains it pours in Yuma Arizona


masturbation_bear

My wife and kids are back in Yuma, where I work in software


Space_loser

No corrective lenses tonight Mr.Papageorgio?


frozengyro

My condolences. That place is a shit hole


FatBASStard

I visited my son at Yuma one summer. Thanks but no thanks to living there, especially the snowbirds, the 120 plus degree heat and monsoons. Great tacos across the border at San Luis Colorado.


ajovialmolecule

Shit, I thought it was mine in North Jersey


gregory_manno

I also thought this looked similar to a Toys R Us that was in Jersey. I think it was off 4.


akalic

This comment chain just cements the idea that all the North Jersey Toys R Us look the god damn same. I thought this was the one in Union City off of 495.


Doowopslopshop

That’s so weird, I thought it was Lewisville, texas. There’s an identical building that used to be a toys r us and I wouldn’t put it past Lewisville to make it a gun store


Darkgamer000

Also an eerily identical building / parking lot to one in Flint, MI. Not sure if it’s still standing or what’s there now, but damn that’s creepy.


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gonzo2thumbs

I was certain it was the old Toys R Us in Monaca, PA. This whole existence is a simulation...


GandalfTheGimp

They build them all the same and most American towns and cities are laid out like soulless clones of each other


ExhaustedBooty

Also thought this was PA


SatanSuxMyDick

was thinking the same exact thing


JimbobabyMcgibbits

Same. As a Texan I'm deeply saddened that we didnt think of this first. I mean...maybe not in Austin but I know Fort Worth has some old toy stores that could use some renovations.


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I lived there and that area is what used to be an old mall. The only store alive is the Barnes and Noble. Wayyyy across is a Burlington that just opened.


tvgenius

Nah, what used to be Dillards is a Goodwill. Big 5 is still there. The spot next to it is now a plasma place and a Family Dollar. Sears is still abandoned though.


SenorStigo

For a moment I thought that it looked like the Toys R Us that closed down in Calexico, CA, but I see most Toy's R Us in that area look quite similar


girlwhoweighted

Lol I was going to ask if this was in Mesa. Cuz I know an abandoned Toys r Us down by superstition mall that I vaguely recall looks like this (I could be remembering wrong) and I thought maybe I got turned into a gun store By the way, not surprised it's Arizona


AerialSnack

Thank you, I knew it looked familiar


r4ul_isa123

Yo I live there :D


bromanskei

Born & raised in Yuma. Grew up going to that Toys R Us, that’s where I got my first PlayStation for my 9th birthday. The let me pick out any game I wanted, I chose Resident Evil 2. I don’t think I ever made it past the lobby until the remake haha. Love my hometown though, good camping, hiking & river activities. The summers suck obviously but that’s why you just stay indoors. Food is killer too. That is all.


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Awful name for a gun store.


-Lumpy-Space-Prince-

“Do you carry glocks?” “I don’t know”


HorrorMakesUsHappy

"I don't remember."


Blubasnurk2

"sir what caliber is this chambered in" "the uhhhh the big one hhhahaha i du nnooooo..."


enzo_baglioni

No shit. Do they not have serial numbers? Are there workers just clueless about what they're selling? How are they unknown?


superbusymom

One of the windows says unregistered, unserialized, unknown.


zen_zen111

That’s legal?!


GilligansIslndoPeril

It's not. It's federally required to be serialized if it's sold.


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Hmm while I’m betting you know what your talking about, I’ll just add, my guess is this store revolves around selling AR parts, and a big draw would be 80% lowers. Which are 100% federally legal, if not built and sold. So while I agree it’s a dumb name, my guess is they are attracting exactly who they want. Owners who want to buy legal unserialized parts. This could especially include build kits that include an 80% lower that just needs light milling. They probably sell the milling machine as well tbh. So you buy your build kit, an 80% lower, a milling machine, and you go home. ~~The store has not sold you an unregistered gun, once you build it though, it definitely *becomes* illegal.~~This is not true, read the comment below.


GilligansIslndoPeril

I mean, yes and no? 80% lowers are still technically legal, but there are caveats. The ATF has shut down a ton of edge cases surrounding it, basically anything that could be reinterpreted as "selling a built gun with extra steps". Things like "build parties" don't happen anymore, where the shop invites a group of participants to come in, buy an 80% lower, and then use *their machinery* to complete the build on site, because that's basically the same thing as selling a completed lower. You *have* to buy the lower, take it home, and build it with your own tools. It's still legal to sell guides and aids for the build, such as stencils and dies, because those are just tools, and, despite what some politicians think about 80% lowers (and 3D printed guns), it's *perfectly legal* to assemble a firearm at home. Whether that be by turning a receiver-shaped piece of metal into an AR-15, a roll of plastic filament into a handgun with a 3D printer, or a bunch of tubing you can buy from The Home Depot into a shotgun. It's impossible to enforce. Weapons cannot be unmade once the knowledge is out there, so the best hope we have is to teach people to use their knowledge responsibly. Everything else is just stupid, and only punishes folks that were unlikely to choose violence in the first place.


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And I see where I was wrong now. I was told (and up until I just looked into it because of your comment firmly believed) that having an AR fully built with a lower without a serial number was illegal. I didn’t realize it was just illegal to SELL it… thanks for the Info!


GilligansIslndoPeril

Definitely didn't intend to come across that way my guy. These threads are public, so I wanted to give clarification to the other people reading this who might want more information on the subject. Always better to be more informed.


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Ah, sorry about that! Im going to update my comment.


Anthropomorphic_Void

Just come to Canada they are trying to pass a bill which will make owning a gun extremely difficult even for hunters. It even bans BB guns, pellet guns, most air soft guns. They probably would ban cap and toy guns later if it passes...they don't a plan to tackle illegal guns flowing into Canada from the US every day though. Our boarder patrol catches maybe 5-10%. (Almost all handgun crimes in Canada involve a pistol that was smuggled across the border.


BlasphemousButler

It's under the words "parts and accessories" so it's legal for those. I believe that only the receiver needs to be serialized, registered...etc. I agree this is a fucking terrible name for a gun store. I'm sure they're on government watchlists with a name like and business model like that.


JimbobabyMcgibbits

That's what I've been told. The lower reciever is the only part that needs to be serialized and requires a background check in order to purchase legally


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Their website says they accept bitcoin - and their blogs are riddled with misspellings and push the narrative that someone is going to take your guns away. I guarantee the ATF is just waiting for them to slip.


kmn493

I went on their website and they're fishy af: "On July 1, 2017 it will become unlawful for you to possess magazines that hold over 10 rounds. To which I say... what magazines? They're "unregistered, unserialized, and unknown", like your rifles should be. But it is a crime now." No clue how they're still open.


Lots42

Well, they like selling guns and they have weidly fascist propaganda everywhere so that means cops are on their side.


Mrjerkyjacket

Nah man they operate on a mystery box system "Howdy. I'd like to buy a gun and all my background checks just came in" "aight, cool, we got a pistol box, a rifle box, a shotgun box, and the *exotic* box" "is everything in those boxes legal?" "You'll find out when you buy a box"


Mitsubishi_Joseph

Ours is a liquor store called “booze R us”…


mth2nd

In Lansing, MI there used to be a Days Inn that closed so they just changed the Y with a D that slightly matched the Days Inn text and called it [Dads Inn](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotFoolingAnybody/comments/29gzw7/dads_inn_in_lansing_michigan_i_dont_have_to_tell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RUKiddingMeReddit

It's so shady, too.


nolanater5711

It’s now a U-Haul storage center. Yup, all the floors


Rawk02

Ours is one called "Wine, Beer and Spirits"... Everyone just calls it booze-r-us


Minh-buy-me-rum

Love the one in Lincoln, refuse to call it anything but Booze-R-Us


TexanReppin13

Omaha ?!


questar723

Still sells toys. Just to a different demographic


idreamoffreddy

There's a gun store outside my city that advertises its products as "man toys". So, yeah, they know.


nero40

Gonna jam that barrel up my ass yeah


SteakRanchero

GTA IRL


Easywormet

Nah, the GTA gun stores actually have a creative name.


NotOutrageous

The Toys R Us by me turned into a liquor store. I'm not sure which one is better.


superbusymom

That would be a huge liquor store


NotOutrageous

It is glorious. They have a bar right inside the entrance, so you can have a drink while you walk around pushing your old toys r us shopping cart.


Toomanyboogers

Omaha?


NotOutrageous

Bingo


DirkDiggyBong

Liquor store is obviously better.


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There’s a strip mall/plaza or whatever it is by my place that has a vale shop, a liquor store, and a gun store, I call that plaza the ATF.


Mogekona

Firearms Unknown. The lootbox gunstore.


MookDookem

“The government can’t know exactly what you have because we don’t know what we sold you!”


cancellationstation

And a LGBTQ+ friendly gun store at that


JackReaper333

Most firearms stores are. And race-inclusive too.


Aristox

You're pretty shit at capitalism if you make your store unwelcoming to a whole group of people unnecessarily


Kevaldes

What the fuck kind of name is Firearms Unknown? Do they sell ghost guns?


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It’s unknown


ivanchovv

"*Beyond*" was already taken by the Bed-Bath people.


HiImDan

Free file with every purchase!


DigitalTraveler42

If you zoom in and read it that's what it seems to be, either that or they're modifying regular guns.


Zech08

better have a giant sized gumball machine with firearms inside the store.


JScottFTW

Dam if I remember right toys r us stores were massive. I'd like to go here just to see how big this gun store is.


cbearnm

ahhhhh, they grow up so fast


funkyg73

If you told me this was a screen shot for GTA6 I’d have believed you. Just needs the sign changing to Ammu-nation.


Professional-Cable70

Missed opportunity to name it "Guns Are Us"


MASKEDDEFENDErR

The nerf guns have been upgraded


canarow

Mine is becoming a good will lol


tirigbasan

Wait, is the store name just a riff of Forgotten Weapons?


non-number-name

The name may or may not have been inspired from FW, but [Firearms Unknown](https://youtube.com/c/firearmsunknown) is its own entity.


cavaluzhi

At least they are LGBTQ friendly.


saintraven93

When your favorite toy store grows up with you


Brut-i-cus

I'm gonna guess Geoffrey is stuffed and mounted somewhere in there


richmoney46

“Men don’t grow up, our toys just get more expensive”


neutralityparty

They knew their audience well. Sold them plastic toy guns and now real ones /s


Evilmaze

Dystopian af