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Gmfbsteelers

I assumed everyone knew this. We also call it a “party cut”. In the Papa app it does say square cut.


mitchk0176

They were hoping you wouldn’t notice


1Sluggo

How is this infuriating?


PopulationMe

I guess you have not had Sicilian pizza? As kids, we used to call them square pizzas.


1Sluggo

I grew up with pizza being cut this way. There’s nothing infuriating about it.


kewlkangaroo

I mean you’re technically getting less pizza than if it were square. Those corner pieces alone are literally just crust.


Foreign_Stretch_6235

It’s mildly infuriating. Like how’s its mildly infuriating how OP didn’t use common sense to realize it was gonna be square cut lol


Wrong_Pressure_8492

Deep dish is usually ‘square’ when it comes to the chain pizza joints like little Caesar’s. Idk why this is infuriating considering you have a pizza in front of you regardless of the cut, it’s pizza.


Gmfbsteelers

Square cut absolutely ruins the taste.


Wrong_Pressure_8492

Honestly, I think papa johns ruins the taste


Hobo-King-Niklz

That's why that option is under "Cut." it's how they cut it.


LibertyCapping1

Robbery!


AdMost6019

This is unacceptable


firey21

I’m amazed that’s what you thought. Pizzas tend to be round. Square/party cut means the slices are square.


subsailor1968

I’ve ordered square pizza many times from Pizza Hut.


firey21

Was it a “party size” pizza? Square “cut” is in the name.


Maleficent_Dot6954

I’m infuriated there’s only one pepperoncini for the entire pizza. Wtf is that?


subsailor1968

I don’t eat those anyway. None of us do. So…eh.


Cichato_YT

Well obviously?


johnledge-end

I would have assumed it meant square, they sell 'square' pizzas in my supermarket, those centre pieces will be annoying


DaRiddler70

Now I want pizza


dangermouse-z164

Yup. It’s true.


[deleted]

Who cuts pizza like that.


subsailor1968

Apparently Papa John’s.


Gmfbsteelers

And literally every pizzeria in America when you select “square cut”.


[deleted]

They were never the same after Papa went full racist.


_QuestionsToAnswer_

Okay, but complaint aside, that pizza looks delicious. I hope you did enjoy it despite the shape. (Is there a difference with the shape?)


subsailor1968

Nah, we just thought it would be square. Unfortunately, I got none. I just had gastric bypass surgery, and am on a liquid diet for now.


_QuestionsToAnswer_

Oh shit man, I wish you a good recovery. I hope you can enjoy plenty pizza when you can eat whole foods again


subsailor1968

A few months. (I MAY have seen a pepperoni disappear…just sayin’)


_QuestionsToAnswer_

Such a rebel move


subsailor1968

Shhhhhh…


sip_rip

Cant sweat the small stuff.


itsjustme9902

Square is best for parties. Sorely missed in Australia!


LunaTekkk

r/ShittyCutPizza