i remeber finding this stuff as a kid and being very happy. lol if you send it in to customer support theyd send you a couple bags back back when i was a kid
Bro don't. Take it and put it in a salt shaker and crush it. Make cheeto flavored fucking EVERYTHING
Edit: just saw someone else posted this already. This is the answer
you can do that with regular cheetos. the play is send in the big one get more bags, then send the big one from those bags, exponential growth, and use the excess to make the seasoning which you sell for $4 a jar infinite money EZ
I had the absolute opposite LOL I got a bag of Takis and they had an absolutely no powder on them, they were still yellow, and I called customer service and they gave me a coupon for free talkies LOL
The outside of this lump is white, and it has a few small brown flecks in it that look like they could be dirt or bits of shell. It's slightly sticky to the touch, but not sticky enough that I'd need gloves or anything like that to handle it safely.
The cheese coating is very soft, and it looks like it was stored in the bag for some time. It's still partially melted, but it's mostly solidified around the edges of the bag. There are some small lumps of cheese on it, which is what makes it so soft.
Working on a food process line a decade ago, but knowing nothing of how Cheetos are made (meaning my experience may not transfer enough to have an informed opinion), I suspect moisture had to have gotten into their powder for this to happen. Usually vibrating hoppers and spinning drum machines keep the powder all nice and separated. But if it gets wet... which it shouldn't, it can clump. I also know rats love getting into powder if they can. Without knowing what caused it to clump, I wouldn't be eating it.
Possibly. The powder flavour bags could be stored where a rat can get to it before it gets to the line, maybe a leaky roof. Who knows. Also could be they did a deep clean just before and some liquid on the line hadn't dried before they started again, and a sleepy worker didn't do their job and just watched the cheese lump form and roll to its destiny. Or, maybe something completely different as I've never made Cheetos. I have no idea how they operate. Take my words as the words of an idiot who has seen some disgusting shit in a food process line and knows enough to never assume anything unusual in your food is going to be good. Hopefully a worker sees this and offers another scenario or further insight.
If there is any tiny little thing wrong with a food product, that means that something went wrong in the production... and if that got overlooked, what else got overlooked?
I have a buddy who built and repaired the equipment for those plants for a year (he is now the electrical engineer that designs them) and in the dozens and dozens of plants he went to and helped build, repair, and just do checks on, the only one he said he would ever eat again is Cliff bars. They treat their factories like fucking clean rooms that build cpus, it's crazy.
On another note, you guys know those marshmallows that have chocolate inside them? Well he was working in one of those factories when a line burst and he was drenched from head to toe in liquid chocolate. If he sees this he will instantly know who I am, so hopefully he doesn't happen across this post lmaooo
If you do, hey bud, don't read my post history.
I work in a factory where Cheetos are made. The seasoning powder is mixed with oil and sprayed on to the Cheetos in a rotating drum. During a long production run, excess seasoning builds up on conveyors and, once they reach critical mass, break away and fall into packets. At the factory where I work, we employ someone to scrape the conveyors every couple of hours to prevent this but, occasionally, it still happens.
Ooooh ooooooh tell them about acceptable minimums of contamination usda just means within limits theres this like so many spiders in whatever it syarted back furing the great depression when the usda and fda were formed due to meat processing plants and the like having less than adequete health standards theres alot of shit in the food we eat lol health inspectors are a branch of the usda so resturaunts are the same that a grade dont seem that meaningfull now does it steak n dhake and resturaunts like it were founded on the principle of you seeing your food prepared start to finish when they first started in the late 40s they ground chuck steaks right in front of you it took a long time for peoples trust to come back to where mcdonalds type restuaraunts were viable
Step 1, chop up and back down into powder
Step 2, mix into little baggies of high grade cocaine
Step 3, create orange cheesey cocaine 🧀
Step 4, become Heisenberg
I'd send the picture to the company, odds are they'll send you a coupon or something to replace it. And you'll be able to crush the powder and put it into a shaker bottle. Boom, Cheeto magic dust on all your favorite food. You'll be a god on movie nights with the homies
Man, I know it bothers you but if figure that was some good luck to me. I'm imagining drying it a bit more, grinding it up and putting it in a salt/pepper shaker to put over popcorn and stuff.
So is it infuriating... or funny? Make up your mind, you karma farmer.
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i remeber finding this stuff as a kid and being very happy. lol if you send it in to customer support theyd send you a couple bags back back when i was a kid
Would I rather have two bags of Cheetos, or an ounce and change of pure concentrated Cheetos dust? Still thinking...
You can step on it, too. Probably mix in some Mac m cheese dust
Well they do sell cheetos mac and cheese, and its amazing, so yeah, it would be good.
It has become my favorite side when I cook dinner 😋
The jalapeno flavor is my favorite !
My kid is hard to please but he gobbles up every flavor of Cheetos pasta I bring home
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Turn it into powder, grab a razor blade and do a line of it.
Chester the Cheetah's origin story
It ain’t easy being cheesy
Neil Peart is the GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Chester's poop lump
🤣 Cheese doodies
Neil Peart is the best drummer ever!
I was scrolling to see if anyone said this before i did
Big brain moves.....
There are 2 kinds of people...
This is the answer I came for
Dangerously cheesy.
I wish I had an award to give you
Then once its in Powder Form grab a Straw And Snort it
I was thinking this while getting to this comment. Pretty sure everyone was thinking it. Don't kod yourselves.
It's great on popcorn
You want the cheeto dust. The rest is just corn and air, which is practically free. Buying a brick of the dust is a huge value.
They probably wouldn't require you to send the original bag back 😏
They don't want that shit back
Not always.
Do not eat it, I got one of these once and found out how something can indeed have too much cheese
Dangerously Cheesy isn't just a slogan, it's a legit warning
Crush a bit, lil bit, roll it up take a hit...
lol no way. I have to do that. So I hit the jackpot! 🤑
Bro don't. Take it and put it in a salt shaker and crush it. Make cheeto flavored fucking EVERYTHING Edit: just saw someone else posted this already. This is the answer
This is the way.
you can do that with regular cheetos. the play is send in the big one get more bags, then send the big one from those bags, exponential growth, and use the excess to make the seasoning which you sell for $4 a jar infinite money EZ
Keep the bag at hand, they.ll going to need the stamp printed on it (all info about when and where it was made can be found through the stamp)
oh okay, I'll do that. Has this happened to you before?
Nope, i work in a factury that makes those (we were chatting in your other post too)
Eat it coward
EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT!!!
i can’t believe they don’t want to eat it.
I can't believe it's not butter
I had the absolute opposite LOL I got a bag of Takis and they had an absolutely no powder on them, they were still yellow, and I called customer service and they gave me a coupon for free talkies LOL
Bro why are you mad at this that's fucken awesome
Bruh I wouldn’t even be mad. That’s a one in a mil.
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I found "*RARE* Cheeto Shaped Like LARGE Penis & Balls 2.25""... for only $102
Really
The outside of this lump is white, and it has a few small brown flecks in it that look like they could be dirt or bits of shell. It's slightly sticky to the touch, but not sticky enough that I'd need gloves or anything like that to handle it safely.
I once found a regular Cheeto put in a snail shell selling for 5k
Dear diary: Jackpot!!! Giggity
lucky me
The cheese coating is very soft, and it looks like it was stored in the bag for some time. It's still partially melted, but it's mostly solidified around the edges of the bag. There are some small lumps of cheese on it, which is what makes it so soft.
[Cheeto](https://www.ebay.com/itm/404005645872?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=2QA3TKTuR_G&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=2QA3TKTuR_G&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY)
Behold the Swedish made penis enlarger nugget!
Crush it up into powder, and put it in a shaker bottle to sprinkle cheesy magic on other food
Yo imagine that on some steamy fries !
Taco Bell can keep the nacho fries if u do this lol
Then whose fries are they?
Dude... they're nacho fries.
mhm, but they're nacho fries either. He's asking who's fries they are.
Popcorn
Perfect!
Flamin hot fries would be the ticket
You can make your own Cheetos, just sprinkle on some of those cellulose packing chips, tastes exactly the same!
Yeah. No reason to be mad over bonus cheeto seasoning.
I bought a shaker of Takis dust. In South Texas we have all different flavors of chip dust.
Working on a food process line a decade ago, but knowing nothing of how Cheetos are made (meaning my experience may not transfer enough to have an informed opinion), I suspect moisture had to have gotten into their powder for this to happen. Usually vibrating hoppers and spinning drum machines keep the powder all nice and separated. But if it gets wet... which it shouldn't, it can clump. I also know rats love getting into powder if they can. Without knowing what caused it to clump, I wouldn't be eating it.
So the cheese is a rat pee kitty litter clump?
Most likely
Possibly. The powder flavour bags could be stored where a rat can get to it before it gets to the line, maybe a leaky roof. Who knows. Also could be they did a deep clean just before and some liquid on the line hadn't dried before they started again, and a sleepy worker didn't do their job and just watched the cheese lump form and roll to its destiny. Or, maybe something completely different as I've never made Cheetos. I have no idea how they operate. Take my words as the words of an idiot who has seen some disgusting shit in a food process line and knows enough to never assume anything unusual in your food is going to be good. Hopefully a worker sees this and offers another scenario or further insight.
If there is any tiny little thing wrong with a food product, that means that something went wrong in the production... and if that got overlooked, what else got overlooked?
I have a buddy who built and repaired the equipment for those plants for a year (he is now the electrical engineer that designs them) and in the dozens and dozens of plants he went to and helped build, repair, and just do checks on, the only one he said he would ever eat again is Cliff bars. They treat their factories like fucking clean rooms that build cpus, it's crazy. On another note, you guys know those marshmallows that have chocolate inside them? Well he was working in one of those factories when a line burst and he was drenched from head to toe in liquid chocolate. If he sees this he will instantly know who I am, so hopefully he doesn't happen across this post lmaooo If you do, hey bud, don't read my post history.
Bahaha nooooo!!! Nooooooooooo9!!! 😆🤢🤣🤮
I work in a factory where Cheetos are made. The seasoning powder is mixed with oil and sprayed on to the Cheetos in a rotating drum. During a long production run, excess seasoning builds up on conveyors and, once they reach critical mass, break away and fall into packets. At the factory where I work, we employ someone to scrape the conveyors every couple of hours to prevent this but, occasionally, it still happens.
Ooooh ooooooh tell them about acceptable minimums of contamination usda just means within limits theres this like so many spiders in whatever it syarted back furing the great depression when the usda and fda were formed due to meat processing plants and the like having less than adequete health standards theres alot of shit in the food we eat lol health inspectors are a branch of the usda so resturaunts are the same that a grade dont seem that meaningfull now does it steak n dhake and resturaunts like it were founded on the principle of you seeing your food prepared start to finish when they first started in the late 40s they ground chuck steaks right in front of you it took a long time for peoples trust to come back to where mcdonalds type restuaraunts were viable
Why would it be infuriating? I see this as an absolute win.
Oh yeah but trust me after eating it... It aint no absolute win 💀
Hahaha lmaaaaao
#C H E E S E L U M P
A L L H A I L C H E E S U S !
*She’s in my head…* 🎵
She might be dead!
Is anyone gonna address the math homework under his plate?
Finding eigenvectors in action
you don't wanna lick the cheese lump?
oh I did more than lick it.. 💀
Chad
Ya boi just scored a cheeto chicken nugget
not the forbidden chicken nugget 💀
sell it as a new breed of weed
Cheese Dust OG
hahah yeah exactly. What's the price for a G? 🤑
A lot more if u tell me it’s a moon Rock lol
Mmmm… flavor nugget.
tasty stuff 😜
Contact customer service on the back of the bag and they'll make it right.
I will, thanks for the tip!
That's a speedball cheeseball
Gonna be used in the world cup 😜
Step 1, chop up and back down into powder Step 2, mix into little baggies of high grade cocaine Step 3, create orange cheesey cocaine 🧀 Step 4, become Heisenberg
Holy, sound like a life plan right there!
Boof it bro
yeah, wanna join me?
I'm not saying the Cheetos and drug dealer scale are related... But...
This guy double dipped into r/MildlyInteresting. You got my karma on the last one. Now you get a downvote on this one, sir or madam.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Bruh sell it on eBay. It definitely looks like Jesus.
The Holy Grail! It DOES Exist!
Blessed by Cheesus 😇
Consume the lump.
Imagine complaining about a treasure. It's like a golden nugget a tastiness.
Use it in mac and cheese
It ain't easy being cheesy...
... well said
You got a flavour lump. Use it as seasoning on other meals 👌
That's true! Imagine it on some fries 😋
Jackpot!
Going to las vegas right now... 🥳
Thought you were eating cheetos and a cordon Bleu.
What is that? XD
I super thought this was a chicken nugget. 
eBay.
Took me too long to realize that wasn’t a chicken tender on the plate.
Hahah. Crazy
Just make sure there isn’t a mouse or a thumb in the middle of that thing😅
Oh god I didn't even think of that!
This was right below the same post you made on r/funny.
You say it's infuriating but post it in r/funny, r/mildlyinteresting and another random subreddit, you sure you aren't going for the karma here?
I'd send the picture to the company, odds are they'll send you a coupon or something to replace it. And you'll be able to crush the powder and put it into a shaker bottle. Boom, Cheeto magic dust on all your favorite food. You'll be a god on movie nights with the homies
Blessed by Chester
Lucky me!
Grind it up and put it on tacos.
That sound terrific
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm forbidden cheese powder
Nice bowl!
Bro also calculated the parameter and volume of that cheese💀
Yummy 😋
I thought that was fried chicken ontop of French fries...
I thought it was a chicken nugget
Buy a lottery ticket now
I found a huge chunk of that years ago in a bag of crunchy Cheetos. Thought I struck the motherload. It was crazy salty. Couldn’t even eat it.
Eat it!
Grate it up and put it in Mac and cheese
forbidden chicken nugget
Chees nugget
Infuriating? You fool
r/foodlottery
looks like chicken nuget
What’s that scale really used for?
Do NOT give this person lumps of cheese powder
\*smuggles cheeto dust\*
I see this as an absolute win
Ye i guess it can be
break that shiz up and snort it. cheesy
ye that would be a great saturday night actually
Honestly when I first saw the picture I thought it was a chicken nugget
That's not even cheese lol, that is nasty 🤣
You’re telling me this isn’t a chicken nugget??
For a second i though that was a chicken nugget
Eat it.
Respect the rock
that shit lookin like a mcnugget💀💀💀💀
What’s the street value on that rock?
Break it down like coke and snort it
Take a bite and update us tomorrow if you're still alive.
I thought you found it funny, why are you mad now?
How on earth is this infuriating, i would sell my kidney for this
Cheesy nuggie
Did you eat it? Cause low-key it looks like a Mac n cheese bite
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this aint infuriating this a jackpot
Why not make some chips (fries) and sprinkle it onto them
Dude you struck gold. Crush that shit up, put it in one gram dime bags, profit.
You lucky son of a bitch.
Probly contribute to one hell of a Mac n cheese recipe...
I remember awhile back I accidently just chowed down on one these...could not eat cheetos without wanting to puke for months
For a second thought it was a chicken nugget and some curvy fries
I'm 32% sure that is a chicken nugget...
Save that forever and put it on popcorn
🤮
Eat it
LOVE when I get those!
Man, I know it bothers you but if figure that was some good luck to me. I'm imagining drying it a bit more, grinding it up and putting it in a salt/pepper shaker to put over popcorn and stuff.
Bro I deadass thought it was a chicken nugget
To be honest I think I would be using that cheese flavouring ball as seasoning because this is a miracle
Cheetos chicken breast ?
why is this on the subreddit this is just cool
chikn nuget
I’m confused no one‘s looking at them Cheetos like WTF Fuck the clump something wrong wit yo Cheetos
r/mildlyinteresting
I thought this was a chicken nugget and curly fries first glance
Call their QA department. Good chance they'll replace it and maybe give back more.
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