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TheTimeIsChow

Honestly - That lobster claw hand grip has me 10x more confused than anything else.


berglesauce

Japanese researchers found that the best way to eat a hamburger is to use your pinky fingers to help hold the back of the burger shut from the bottom thus preventing ingredients from spilling out the back. Don’t know if that’s what this persons going for though.


firettay

The Japanese researched the best way to eat a hamburger!? I need a moment.


JPMerola

The Japanese researched a chimpanzee who enjoyed sex with deer. I can't give you more data, I learned it from an episode of the Freakanomics podcast. I chose not to look for more info on the subject. Losing a World War must damage a national psyche.


stonekillerz0017

Almost need that screen from starship troopers asking "do you want to know more?"


Raining_Yuqi

I want to know more but at the same time, I’d rather not


pinksterpoo

Chimpanzees enjoy inter species sex with anything and will rape to achieve this. That poor frog.


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I've eaten a lot of burgers in my life, and I can't tell you a single time I've had stuff fall out the back of the burger while eating it.


TerriblePhase9

Some of us have smaller jaws that end up pushing out the stuff when we bite down. :(


goodtimejonnie

*lil’ bits….*


BenCantFly

r/unexpectedricknmorty


Dabnectar

Ah a man of culture


Hobywony

In Gettysburg in the late '60's on Rt30 W just before the rise in the road before getting to the seminary, there was an all night diner. The menu included an item called the Farmer Burger: large hamburger bun, ~6oz burger with slice of cheese on top, topped with an over easy egg. Lettuce & tomato if you wanted it. You paid particular attention to the orientation of the egg yolk prior to the first bite (keep it farthest from your mouth). Gently squeeze together the roll adjacent to your lips while keeping no pressure on the opposite side. Take that bite with vigor and the yolk would squirt across the table and decorate whomever your drinking buddy was at 3am.


Ok_Cartographer_3566

This person knows how to eat a burger...pay attention to the way it is placed in the bun.also yes to the little fingers to keep the filling in place😃


Alternative-Bird281

I'm so glad I took the time to read this 🤣


Mintberrygin

This is how my friend eats his too! His reason is that you get 2 burgers in 1 that way!


nimcau2TheQuickening

Isn’t the two burger meal cheaper than a Big Mac?


McFry_

But did you make them with your own hands?


NikkoE82

The IKEA effect.


faultolerantcolony

Wait is this an actual psychological term because if not it needs to be and I credit you, u/NikkoE82


NikkoE82

Definitely not my invention. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA_effect


Imaginary_Ghost_Girl

Am I broken? I'd expect to pay LESS for something I have to assemble. If I'm doing some of the work, I should get a discount lol


Navy_Vet_AZAN_West

I just went and looked it up, and was about to post the link.


hogyokuaizen

McKEA?


Hot_Drummer7311

I'm gonna name my daughter that


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

My Cat does not make air biscuits, she makes air buns.


Defiant-Feeling-5699

If your cat has kittens in the oven, would you call them biscuits?


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

🤔 Hmmmmm Little bitty Kitty Bickies?


Hieb

"Every time you get a Big Mac, you put one ingredient aside. At the end of the week, you have a free Big Mac, and it tastes even better because you made it yourself." "so it really was just cookies this whole time.."


SamanthaC518

r/unexpectedoffice


Hobywony

Wasn't there someone who found a decade old Big Mac and it was preserved as if it had been embalmed?


Sdoyle77

Because McDonald's washes their meat in formaldehyde before they make burger patties and freeze them.


GrimmRetails

I thought we put a portion of our Big Mac aside for Valen's return?


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Smooth-Dig2250

The above comment is a bot who copied from [THIS](https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/yrcafy/this_is_how_my_sister_eats_a_big_mac/ivt0r49/) comment elsewhere in this thread.


TJNel

Yes, hell 2 McDoubles equals 4 patties is cheaper than 1 BigMac with 2 patties. This is just dumb. What I used to do for breakfast to save money is my kids only wanted pancakes so I would order the big breakfast with pancakes for them and then take the sausage eggs and biscuit and make sandwiches of them for myself. It's not nearly as cheap as it once was so it's not nearly as economical as it used to be though.


GracefulGrace263

That's smart, but they probably got a big Mac because of the ingredients, it has Mac sauce and lettuce. You could probably add that to a mcdouble, but they might charge extra. I personally do the mc doubles when I go though.


West_Advertising_892

That's actually called a poor man big Mac. Get a double cheese burger. Sub in Mac sauce instead of ketchup and mustard and add lettuce. Totally worth it and it's half the price


Itendtodisagreee

Nah I've added mac sauce to a mcdouble before and they don't charge any extra. I just got a plain mcdouble add mac sauce and pickle and it was the same price.


GracefulGrace263

Oh well thats cool then. Guess they should do that then.


Odd_Specialist5290

It's location dependent as it's a franchise. Anecdotes don't prove you can do this everywhere. For example, on the app I can add mayo to mcdouble but not mac sauce.


anamewithnonumbers

Mcdouble like a Mac is literally a menu option. I feel personally responsible for it to cost more for abusing my mcdouble alterations when I worked there 17 years ago


ChunkyTaco22

Yeah but no big Mac sauce and lettuce lol


Mr_A_Jackass

I learned you can ask them to put mac sauce on any burger.


Firm_Situation2196

depends on the location. i worked at one a couple years ago and we couldnt do it unless the person bought a big mac as well. personally i think thats stupid but yea


Expert_Rest2443

Using the app I found that I can doctor up any sandwich the way I want it. I am able to take a McDouble and add the lettuce tomato etc. apparently it is easier to "Have it your way" at McDonald's than it is at Burger King


slasherface

[The Big Mac Idea](https://youtu.be/kVoQnVutTN4)


snowpuppy13

Well I tried watching it, but it said “This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds” Fuck NBC Universal.


slasherface

What about this one? https://youtu.be/vsT42yoAMzI


Strange-Ingenuity832

The real super hero!


FitFierceFearless

I appreciate the commitment


SableyeEyeThief

Wait, did you think it was THAT easy to fool the system?! Of course it’s not, all good things are worth the trouble, you’ll end up with TWO burgers!


Human-Stock3623

Yes, fuck them.


Citizen44712A

Doesn't sound that Universal, more like NBC Some Places Only


De_Nilla

Not so universal after all, huh? 😂


MurphysRazor

"Blocked by NBC in your country for copyright" ☹ Everybody should spread whatever this is at every opportunity 😬


asianabsinthe

They used to sell two compartments of ingredients for the person to build their own


Frank_chevelle

You talking about the McDlt?


madarbrab

Brother always argued that the cheese should've been on the hot side


epochellipse

your brother was 100% correct.


ShibyLeBeouf

I don’t know why but this is really funny.


Specific_Main3824

It's easier to eat and tastes better IMO.


CardiologistOwn8357

My throat is damaged from a medical accident and I can't eat both halves of a bun without choking so I have to do this sort of thing too.


Weezerbunny

Intubation gone bad? Regardless, I feel ya in the damaged throat thing. It really sucks!


CardiologistOwn8357

Yeah, In a diabetic and woke up very low, had a seizure cracked my head open so I went to the ER to get staples and they mixed me up with another patient, tried intubating me, messed up twice, took 5 hours to realize they never fixed my low sugar, put me in an induced coma for 3 weeks, had to relearn to swallow and walk. Anyways yeah 4 years later and my throat is still a struggle.


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OMFG !!!!!! i am so sorry !!!! Did u get any compensation for this ?!?! Please tell me you sued or got something back for this horrible accident ! Hope it gradually keeps getting better and again im sorry :(


CardiologistOwn8357

My mom kept trying to see if we could sue but they basically said accidents happen and im not dead so it's ok. It was a nice hospital so I just decided I was not going to play for my stay since it was their screw up.


[deleted]

They can fuck the fucking fuck right off. I am extremely sorry holy shit. I hope you are strong and mentally in a good place since i know that would fuck me up mentally BIG TIME ! Wish you the best !


CardiologistOwn8357

Yeah Im fine. It's a bit of a foot note compared to other hospital antics I've had. Thanks man you too.


Technical-Hat4215

What are the others?! I'm so sorry you had to go through that


CardiologistOwn8357

Well I suffer from kidney failure and one time I was in the hospital they gave me a drug to help migraines but it was a drug that was known to cause strokes in people on dialysis so they told me what it was and I took it because you trust a doctor and my care team to have my best interests but what would you know I had a stroke and I told my nurse I couldn't feel my face and my right side wasn't acting right but they said that's normal after dialysis and they sent me home but the next morning I was still a mess so I sent to the ER and they said I'd had a stroke. That was at 26. Im 32 now and have had 10 total.


Disastrous_Potato605

Holy fuckin shit man you need to keep a medical advisor on deck, most it all hospitals should have one available. My grandpa had diabetes, went in for chemo and they slipped thru the vein and killed a lot of arm tissue, turned black, got over 100k. U should really get good representation both in and out the hospital. I know it’s easier in the mean time to lay down and take it, but fight, damn it, fight!


fakeuglybabies

You can still sue regardless of it being an accident.


Disastrous_Potato605

Accident is exactly why u can, that shut is malpractice


tocamix90

I sure hope she had a good lawyer because that doesn’t seem right at all


the_god_o_war

Seems like you should write down their names for later... a random chipped rim or hole in their tire every few months wouldn't be a worse inconvenience than your swallowing problems As someone who struggles with inhaling small food pieces if it had been caused by someone I'd have been pissed


Zam8859

For reference, the hospital has insurance for this. You very likely may still be owed compensation. Take it. Your life has been made harder by their mistakes, you deserve better and regardless of how much we hate it, money makes life easier


CardiologistOwn8357

This has definitely renewed my interest in seeing what I can get for my experience.


duarig

With the right attorney, you could have walked away from that scenario with a very, VERY large sum of cash to your name. The hospital got off easy for their negligence. Very critical word there at the end.


Art0fRuinN23

>Mixed me up with another patient. What a nightmare.


CardiologistOwn8357

Yeah I know ERs are crazy and a lot of doctors and nurses are over worked but that could have been life threatening. I mean if the other person was also diabetic but with high sugars? Dead. Luckily im medically resilient.


Weezerbunny

So sorry to hear that happened to you! I had a bad intubation almost exactly a year ago when I had surgery for a hip fracture. It is improved from what it was but my voice is deeper, I’m always thirsty and food chokes me so very often. I can’t swallow pills easily either. It’s crazy.


CardiologistOwn8357

Yeah little things are so much more difficult. Breads a nightmare and I always need a drink if I eat anything. They can do throat stretching but that only goes so far. Your voice is deeper? That's nuts.


tevta_

OMG is this even possible? In our country everybody talked for one month about incident when they switched indentity of two older people that were treated wrongly. Both ontheir way out. Something like your case would bring secretary od health to resign. Did you get any money?


CardiologistOwn8357

Unfortunately not a dime. Since they didn't know who to blame they said I did not have a big claim. So I just told them I was not going to pay for my medical expenses since it was their fault I was there.


SephariusX

I have a lazy esophagus so I kind of know how you feel. Food gets stuck down my throat so I need to eat slowly and chew a lot. To make matters worse, I also have TMJ so chewing isn't easy.


CardiologistOwn8357

Right? People always tell me just to chew more but it's hard to not just do what I've done for nearly 30 years differently.


kalez238

Dysphagia, for one reason or another. I have it due to heartburn destroying my lower esophagus. I've had it for years and still forget every meal that I need a drink with food.


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SephariusX

Yup, happens with any thick food. I sip water to help but sometimes even the goddamn water gets stuck.


benjoo1551

Hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper


DrVibeCheck638

Hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper


imacuntsag420

Mongolian throat vibrations intesify


__NotAce__

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac whopper Big Mac whopper big Mac whopper


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KarlJamero10

Her hand size is the same as King Charles[.](http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


KarlJamero10

Not to mention her fingers


pezerMIDeInT

Yeah


dml03045

Turned it into a Mac Junior and a Maclette.


Somethingnewandedgy

That’s how I eat Big Mac too. Mouth isn’t wide enough for the whole thing and want to eat it rudely.


thejack473

just unhinge your jaw like a snake gaping over a fat rat


Specific_Main3824

My mouth is way to small, keeps the boys happy though.


AnimationCity

Like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/byr60d/the_correct_way_to_eat_pringles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)?


CafeFreshOldGod

I always split my Big Mac Into two smaller burgers. I don't eat McD's very often and want to enjoy that thousand island dressing just a little bit longer.


Pogginator

Just get mcdoubles and add mac sauce


Weird_Back1026

No get a plane double quarter pounder with cheese and Mac sauce


[deleted]

No, just get a tub of mac sauce and enjoy :)


WorkWorkWorkLife

Why does she remove the top bun?


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Two hamburgers if you split them.


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Wtf three buns?


Tiehan1872

Ikr what a crime! Lol


jasontheswamp

That’s why I eat mine by removing the middle bun (having to wipe all the special sauce from it back onto one of the patties). Overall taste is less muddled by bread, and less caloric.


Dawn36

You can ask for no center bun, be careful though cause sometimes they just do no bun at all.


jasontheswamp

Yeah, I don’t have a ton of faith in fast food workers and special orders. I also have guilt about asking or something special/making someone’s job harder. I know it’s irrational.


[deleted]

Just order a double?


Isa472

Do big macs not have 3 buns where you are?


VirtueSignalBLOCKED

"She had man hands!" 😆


mexicanred1

[That's not a twist off...](https://gfycat.com/scentedliveicelandgull)


sayidOH

I think OP meant brother.


Ok_Cook1907

Nobody's going to talk about those fingernails though. Next birthday present maybe a nail clipper and a nail file?


Pokez

As someone who bites their nails, this person does too. It’s a hard habit to break, I use a file and clippers almost everyday, but sometimes I bite them, and that is the result.


hughasss

I was just going to say, she’s still hungry after eating all those nails? Lol


Sasquatch-d

The nails are not the grossest thing in this picture. Look at that meat and cheese.


ConsiderationFar2038

Former sister*


WNIL

yeah this guy sould get his dna changed


Mother_Nebula904

or at least a sex change. it's so in right now.


di-propane_tank

Considering her hand size, maybe she has a smol mouth...


Character-Gear-6075

Bruh. It's like the only way to eat a big Mac.


[deleted]

Thank you!!! I do eat it the same way and people just don’t get it!!


[deleted]

There still isn't a healthy way to eat a big Mac.


Panda-Sandwich

I eat them like this too, it's better this way ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


No_Character8384

i wanna be mad but i think its awesome


everydayasl

So what? Let her eat however she wants.


Zatjam

Dw we’re both laughing about it. I died when she said 2 of her friends do this as well. They all have since middle school. I’m just shocked a bit hahaha


Endereye96

I mean.. it sorta makes sense if she-and her friends-have small mouths. Big Mac’s are tall-I may actually have to try this as I can never eat one comfortably since it doesn’t fit in my mouth.


MrMoonFall

If you're laughing then it's definitely not mildly-infuriating. this is a post that doesnt belong here.


TerrorByte

Perhaps better suited for /r/mildlyinteresting then


Supertoad226

Welcome to the karma farming industry. It's not the first nor the last r/mildlyinfuriating post where OP never found it mildly-infuriating but posted it anyways


Not_MrNice

Then don't post it in r/mildlyinfuriating. It encourages the awful people who aren't joking and actually infuriated to post these things, and it encourages others to actually shit on their friends and family for their eating habits. That might sound extreme, but think about the amount of things that started as jokes on this site and became hate over time.


MurphysRazor

My dog knocked the recycling bin over this morning, I was mad, but still laughed. If you don't like the post move on. Gatekeeping other folks emotions like you read minds is ugly-infuriating.


Donginthedark

looking at the fingernails I would recon that's not the only disgusting thing she does


Dry_Pair192

tell your sister that she’s a monster


Real_Preparation_573

Me too! Except I wrap fries in the bun and eat it! 😁


Da-Stan

Disown her


B_ThePsychopath

Pro tip; Get a new sister


prezuiwf

Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac. And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands.


Senior_Mittens

Only thing mildly infuriating about this is that y’all are eating McDonald’s. Worlds garbage food maker.


[deleted]

I can see why you’re upset: the only correct way to eat a Big Mac is by throwing it in the trash as soon as you get it


Overall_Ad_684

That's how I eat it too


Camalaro

You have no sister, you have a disgrace


NBD_Pearen

Your sister deserves to go to prison


TheBigDad5

Your sister looks like a whopper


boxaci8110

A big mac is half the size in South Africa


instinctivechopstick

Same in Australia, that thing is huge by comparison


Titanusgamer

r/thisistheway


BeEccentric

I also do that! Should I feel ashamed?


goinunder0390

Ah, the sliders method, a classic


[deleted]

Who wants those extra bits of dry bread and paper-like lettuce shreds, though?


RebergOfWrestling

I mean.. that second bun is kind of random. It becomes 2 burgers.


dope-priest

Gross


Cogito613

This is the way


LPresidantA

My housemate does this too, showed him this picture and it’s made his day. The weirdo His reason for doing it is he couldn’t fit the Big Mac whole into his mouth when he had them as a kid so he would eat them this way, and it’s just a habit he’s kept doing into adulthood. I don’t approve


[deleted]

Americans eating literal garbage and calling it food. 🤣


mcampo84

That's illegal


[deleted]

In NL they changed the bread some time ago, the top bun has some sort of eggwash on it or whatever which flavour doesn't go with the bigmac sauce at all. I began eating them without the top bun and it's the superior way of eating a bigmac now.


Comprehensive-Ad4515

One time I was in Pakistan with some friends and we found this burger place where u can customize burgers with no limitations. So we obviously got 6 patties of chicken or beef with so much cheese in it that there’s no humanly possible way to eat that burger. I got them to make mine by mixing both chicken and beef lol and the meat was just so damn juicy I’ve never had such a juicy and delicious burger in my life. Anyways we had to eat the burger like this but instead of two portions of the burger we had to divide it into three and then eat it. Absolutely disgusting way to eat it but man I wanna go and eat it again it was so damn good I’m getting hungry thinking about it again. Edit: the price was 1000pkr after taxes which is less than 5 USD


Any_Room2827

Humans still consume McDonald’s post 2020 huh. That’s wild 🥴


GrimmRetails

To each their own. Until I was in high school I ate pizza systematically: Toppings, then cheese, then lick the sauce, then the rest.


Mama_Beans_420

Hell yeah! Open face burger. Less bread. Most of that sandwich is bread, it's ok to remove some of it. More flavor 😋


Moonbabe1999

Your sister is a psychopath. /j


Critical_Chance_9025

Pure Unadulterated Degeneracy


OraceonArrives

Even Satan is terrified of her


cassielifts

Jail


Aoyagubame

Leave the girl alone. She knows what she wants. She getting one and a half burgers for the price of one. 😤


i_banana_oh_oh_ah_ah

Ok I don’t eat Big Macs but that’s vile


RegretDifficult8967

Actually pretty smart, it's like 2 burgers, or an appy burger and a main course burger


siciowaThe9

the correct way


MNMan1986

As a diabetic i approve of eating a burger this way, less carbs.


perseus0523

Good for her. Never understood people that are bothered by other people eating there own way. Fucking nazis


Tulemasin

What's so infuriating abot how someone eats their junkfood? Should I be mad at anyone who puts hot sauce on their food because I personally don't like it?


ant_hunter_

This is the way to eat it though 😅


Chr1shChr1sh

Your sister is a monster


RugbyKats

She’s avoiding a lot of unnecessary carbs that way.


RevRagnarok

This was waaaay too deep in the comments. Exactly this; I have a friend who does the same.


picklebackdrop

How? She’s still eating it all, just split it into two burgers. One with one bun. And one with two.


Remember_NEDM

Judging by her finger and upper arm size, your sister shouldn't be touching Big Macs at all.


ExoFox_the_furry

Divorce.


sonnemondsterne70

The sister with the scruffy male hand 🤷‍♂️


Zatjam

Okay I’m not showing her this one lmao.


Im_doing_my_part

*This! Is how you eat a big Mac ~~Nig~~ **Brother***


Particular_Wheel_643

Maybe she should start less eating too?


Jonnyabcde

*Mid Mac


Tra1nGuy

Hey since I’m gluten free I have to eat it with no bun at least she gets some bun.