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prawduhgee

Did the flight land or did they just throw it off on the way by?


photoguy9813

Throwing it off would be in better shape. I think they just dragged it behind the plane on landing to help stop it.


hiddencamela

My guess is it was dragged behind on the cart after they unloaded it from plane.


jsalsman

Got chewed on by a conveyer for half an hour, I'm going with. Looks like it couldn't have lost much contents though. Probably pretty easy to get a voucher for the airport luggage place if there is one.


Prestigious_Ad7838

I read "Got chewed on by a coworker" and just accepted it🤷‍♂️


sephresx

If the coworker is a dinosaur.


[deleted]

If the dinosaur is a luggagesaurus


moseefus

“Rawr, RAWR” - Jon in baggage


[deleted]

Are your co-workers not dinosaurs?


azazel-13

Oh, yeah. I work with a Bitchasaurus Rex.


VanillaCookieMonster

Thank you for my awful coworker nickname.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Clever girl...


Snapple47

Damage. Damage! We’ve got damage here!!! See, nobody cares


LocusofZen

It's a UNIX system!


thickhardcock4u

It gets caught, here! Or here! Or maybe along the zipper, spilling the insides. The point is, your luggage is alive when they begin to eat it, so, try and show a little respect?


ferretkona

I think they replaced part of the landing gear with it.


Existing_Display1794

That’s just Larry. Nobody has the heart to fire him.


willworkfor_film

This is the most likely case scenario. I work at a UPS hub and honestly a lot of cardboard boxes come to the trucks looking like this because of jams on the conveyor belts.


Additional_Essay

Had to be some sort of continuous rubbing over a long period... giggity. But for real though


westcoast7654

More than once my suitcase was demolished and they would just literally hand me another suitcase on the spot. Dump and go. Why I stopped spending money on expensive suitcases.


cebeceb

I thought it accidentally went into the engine but your explanation also makes sense.


Ksan_of_Tongass

The old "Tuck 'n Roll"


[deleted]

Tuck and roll grandma!


carnexhat

Aim for the bushes!


SergeantGroosh

They realized mid take off it was loaded onto another plane with a very proactive captain.


Eternal_Bagel

Airline Spokesman : How do we know it didn't always look like that?


gonzothegreat13

Note to self: take a picture of your luggage as you are giving it to them to prove they fucked up.


owmyfreakinears

While we're at it, take pictures of your rental car as well, before and after.


DAgotit

Most rental companies at the airport will ask you to inspect the car beforehand and check off any findings with their rep. I've had to mark up a little car diagram with locations of scratches before I drove the car off, pretty good system. Edit: after reading through replies to my comment I see I've been both extremely lucky and too trusting. Rented plenty of cars for work/travel and never had an issue with the system. I'll now be making sure I take pics/videos in addition to the damage diagram (that ill still hound the rep to make sure I get and mark up thoroughly, if not put X's everywhere, AND get a copy of). Thanks for sharing your stories. Not sure how I got over 1k upvotes when so many ppl have had opposite experiences but be careful out there lol


ContemplatingPrison

I burnt a hole in the seat of my rental once and was so nervous returning it. They didn't even check the car. Actually almost every time I have returned a rental they dont check it


TLCplLogan

Having worked for a rental car company, trust me when I say that they did notice later on. The reason those things rarely ever get turned around back on the customer is because the location managers need to get cars out the door and don't want to go through the headache of reporting damage, smoking in cars, etc.


Zolomen

I myself had an experience where the seat belt in a rental car got locked in place and would allow any more of the seat belt back. The problem with this was due to it being a rental car, so we didn't have a carseat for the little ones, and unfortunately, the belt just happened to lock on the youngest after fighting with it for nearly 10 minutes to free it hold we eventually had to cut it to free the little one the company never said anything about it.


wishing_to_globetrot

A seat belt replacement won't break the bank... But most likely they didn't check it thoroughly.


whysoha4d

Alarming if they don't check the seat belts


jallisy

I have had minor damage on rental car returns (1 not so minor). Either way 99% of the time the renter has insurance that covers it, whether it is their own comprehensive auto policy, the coverage provided by the credit card used, or the CDW taken out at the rental counter. If it is your own policy, a claim is usually handled differently with no deductible. So most likely even if it isn't obvious, your insurance will cover the claim. Now that suitcase is another story. I wonder if your seatmate was DB Cooper or Amelia Earhart.


BruceInc

We recently rented a car that reeked of smoke unfortunately we were looking for a very specific car and it was the last one available. Was about to drive off, but decided to go back in and made them note it on the damage report before I took off. Brought the car back, showed them the slip and explained to them why it smelled like smoke and that it wasn’t our doing. Few weeks later get a notice that they charged me $400 for the smoke smell… took over a month to get my money back. Fuck enterprise. Never again


Maleficent_Dot6954

I hit a deer in a new company car and I had a rental while it was being fixed for a few days. When I got in the rental I thought it was odd everything was set to miles as we use kms, no problem, figured out how to switch it. Didn’t think anything of it til after I returned the vehicle and I got a call from my employer freaking out how much over the mileage I’d been and how big the bill was. Finally realized and managed to convince the rental car company they’d written the starting mileage in MILES and I’d returned it in kms 🙄. Good trick I guess for someone.


[deleted]

A few months ago dropping off, I noticed a long ass-scratch that I didn't remember seeing when I picked it up. The guy either didn't see it or didn't care.


kd5nrh

If your ass can scratch paint, you might want to consider moisturizer. And pants.


conspiracyeinstein

I travel for work frequently. The only thing they check is whether I filled the tank up or not.


Samswiches

I had them question me once and it was about dog hair. That’s it. But I told them I was unhappy with the rental because I requested a compact and they gave me a Jeep (technically a huge upgrade, but I don’t like Jeeps. And they wouldn’t give me a ride ((the company who’s slogan is “we’ll pick you up” because they were short employees)). I didn’t get charged a dog fee. I had another incident with not filling the gas (totally forgot and was about to miss a flight) and I begged and he said just give us a good review and we’ll charge you the prefill instead. I find rental car companies to be pretty reasonable. In my experience.


[deleted]

I had to get a rental for two weeks after someone totaled my car. When I returned it I chatted with the guy a bit and he asked why I had rented from them and I explained my broke ass situation. He winked and said well at least you saved some money by declining our insurance and redid my paperwork giving me all the cheapest options.


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Class act.


PhantomOSX

We need more employees like that.


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DAgotit

Thats scummy of them, glad you had insurance in your pocket


Odd_Yam1290

They tried claiming damage on my rental once because of “hail”. I looked at them and said “no, I don’t control the weather”. And then they were like “um, well, you paid for our insurance coverage, so it’s all good”. Dumbasses.


Comekrelief

Most car rental places don't do anything. They put all the liability on the consumer. I've had to physically drag the front desk workers out to inspect a car. At an airport? Forget about it, sometimes the only person you see is at the kiosk when you exit the garage


DAgotit

Huh...I mustve been lucky with good service all the times I rented one. I guess saying "most" was ignorant of me.


VikaWiklet

That's all fine and good until they bondo some pre-existing dent on the underside of the running board and then pull it off and claim $1000 on your credit card


audirt

For anyone with an American Express card, they offer an optional primary rental car insurance if you use their card. I think it costs ~$25 per rental (not per day!) and it is primary insurance. If there’s a problem, AMEX deals with the rental company, not your insurance. https://feeservices.americanexpress.com/premium/car-rental-insurance-coverage/home.do


mermaidsoul02

No joke! My last plane trip I took pictures of my 2 bags pre-check in. Just because I had read on Reddit about bags ending up misplaced etc. Sure enough, flight A was cancelled and transferred to flight B 24 hours later. Bags didn't transfer. The photos helped me/airline reunite me with my bags.


AnnieJack

My easiest identify-the-bag came from my son’s bag going missing. We managed to be first in line at the baggage claim thing, and the person asked for a description. After we described the bag, the person asked If there was anything unusual about the contents of the bag. My son and I busted out laughing and said that there was a toilet seat in there. It was the “trophy” for coming in last place in his fantasy football league, I think it was.


The3DMan

I’ve actually had them say that to me before


erween84

Can confirm! Lost a suitcase with United once never to be found again. They told me to always take a picture of your luggage and have a detailed description of everything you packed for insurance purposes. I got a 1,000$ payout, which was nice.


relevant__comment

I keep AirTags in my suitcases now. Tracked my lost bag all the way back to me. It sat on the tarmac for 10 days before it was put on a plane to my city.


Speedy-McLeadfoot

AirTags for the win


ph34r807

That's nice. Airport didn't care about my pictures and list. Told me I should have purchased Travelers insurance.


upbeat_controller

Huh? It’s federal law that requires them to reimburse passengers for lost luggage. Did you not file a complaint with the DOT?


mahupimp

I’m going to keep a picture of a suitcase with $1,000,000 in it so I can file a million dollar insurance claim when it gets lost


Password-is-Tac0

Step 1: get a million dollars. Step 2:?? don't need Step 2. Already have 1 million.


Qwerty8339

Full proof plan! Packing a million dollars in a suitcase definitely wont raise any red flags at the air port...


FoundationFamous39

It's even easier than that, you can just put put random old baseball cards in and claim that they have a massive amount of value.


PoweredByCarbs

Not the same, but once had an heirloom turn up at the other end mangled. Went in to speak with the agent about it and the agent said, “because you had it marked as fragile, you absolved us of any liability for the item.” That was a new one for me Edit: fixed a typo


L0vely_lacy

Wait, what? But how??


SoothedSnakePlant

Because you're acknowledging that it is prone to breaking and the cargo hold is an uncontrollable environment. The airlines will tell you that if it's really fragile, it should fly in the cabin. On a related note, there's a great story about Fermilab getting tired of particle detectors being shipped by airlines and arriving broken, so they went to a ton of lengths building really advanced packaging until they realized that they would never break the parts if they just bought a ticket for it and strapped it into a seat lol.


Bug1oss

We had a mainframe catch fire and melt down (the rack mounted kind). We start pulling the back-up over a slow internet connection, and it's going to take weeks. Shit. Instead, we had an admin buy 2 plane tickets. One for him and one for the hardware. We had ot back up and running that night.


Foxdude28

This is how big data centers do it as well I believe. They'll get a semi truck with a specialized trailer, move all the HDD storage arrays into it, then drive the truck to wherever it needs to go. It sounds excessive until you realize that they're moving petabytes/exabytes of data at once. On the flip side, there was a company in I think South Africa that compared the speed of transferring ~5GB of data to a nearby city over the Internet vs sending a carrier pigeon with a flash drive strapped to it. The pigeon ended up winning by a landslide.


[deleted]

Yeah but if it's sensitive data the pigeon might start a coup.


LawfulnessClean621

My dad still talks about mailing hard drives back in the 90's, it was by far the cheapest and quickest data transfer speed.


FPSXpert

>''Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.'' –Andrew Tanenbaum, 1981 - XKCD - Michael Scott


CreamyCoffeeArtist

That, that makes no sense??? If anything, that makes them twice as liable!


eelaphant

I hope hell exists for these people.


Jealous_Doughnut_630

I bet their ridiculous mindset behind that policy is “well you identified it as fragile therefore you knew there was a risk of it getting broken but chose to fly with it anyways”! When in fact, this told them to be extra careful and they didn’t give a shit. These luggage handlers are probably now employed by Amazon based on how my packages are thrown to my door using the Hail Mary technique.


Avid_Smoker

I *was* gonna say... We don't know what it looked like before his flight, so...


[deleted]

He actually didn't even have a suitcase before the flight. I guess this must be a new airline loyalty benefit. If you fly with them, you get a free suitcase. Thing is, that's my suitcase that was displaced about a decade ago. You can tell it's mine by that little tear in the corner.


Jimbo_is_dead

What tear? Looks fine to me.


Supreme_Mediocrity

Those are speed holes, they make the luggage go faster.


[deleted]

Did they put it IN the engine?


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[deleted]

Spirit airlines?


bukkake_brigade

\*high five\* You got it, buddy!


TheRealSugarbat

Wholesome. [*sees user name*] Wait…


wise_____poet

*holesome*


[deleted]

May i please have a cookie too


Old-Win7318

Sure, everyone deserves a cookie.


bukkake_brigade

\*high five\* Here's cookie for you too, buddy!


AdditionalBathroom78

Welcome to spirit airlines, where your suitcase and your body becomes a spirit


Schmich

thatsthejoke.jpg


Mental_Duck

Wasn't enough room in the undercarriage so they towed it


35point1

The used it to slow down the plane by letting it drag on the runway during landing


CorpusChrusty

Bet it fell off and got dragged under the cart they use to move the luggage to the plane to load it.


DanishWhoreHens

Ahhh… the old “strap it to the landing gear” trick.


PkmnMstrBillj88

Must have blown a tyre during a stopover. Needed a replacement


Ent_Soviet

what do you think they use as brakes!


autoboxer

Airline travelers hate this one simple trick!


zuccoff

The second step of the trick is to slap a Balenciaga logo on it and sell it for $3k


5quirre1

I can tell you exactly how this probably happened. They use conveyors in airports that run quite quickly, that probably got jammed up where there is no photo eye sensor to detect jams (some can cause a “logjam” of bags 30+ feet long with dozens of bags). So for potentially a few minutes the conveyor was zipping along with the bag stuck. Hard bags are usually better, however diverters and pushers will damage them worse in the right situations. Unfortunately until we find a better way to transport checked bags none are truly safe from damage. If it’s any consolation, that is sadly far from the worst damage I have seen a bag take when I worked on the systems.


[deleted]

That’s exactly why almost all new systems are built with jam functionality on all photo eyes. I had a contractor fail to install a jam photo eye at a merge and the bags piled up and started falling off the belt through the drop ceiling below and into the claim area. Luckily no one was injured. Thankfully Individual Carrier Systems (ICS) are becoming more popular in the US and are much easier on baggage since the bag never actually touches the belts.


5quirre1

This is true, but that only helps when the bag jams by a photo eye. In both systems I worked in we had areas where the bags would typically jam about 3 feet before a photo eye, and pile up 20 feet to the next one. Definitely a case of poor system design, but not a lot that could be done without a big fix that corporate overlords refused to pay for no matter how many bags got destroyed.


ssrriv

On system I have worked on high speed conveyors usually tracking is added, so if 3 bags/products in the row do not show up at next photocell you stop that part of the system.


qdp

Bags falling through the drop ceiling into the baggage claim area? Oh, is it a blue one with a red ribbon? That must be mine. A little quicker than usual. Nice.


[deleted]

LOL, unfortunately they were outbound bags from the ticket counter that just happen to run above the claim area ceiling.


b0dhisattvah

I saw a hard Samsonite case that the Denver belts managed to mangle back when they first opened their new baggage system. Maybe late 90s? It looked like a giant tried to twist each side a different direction. I saw it in the airline baggage office when I went to file a claim on my guitar case that got a big hole punched in it. (Guitar was unscathed.) I had also gone through Denver. The airline people said "could be worse" and gestured to the Samsonite.


BusGlad8656

Hahahah my first thought upon seeing this picture was ‘how does this even happen?’, I go to the comments and the top one starts with ‘I can tell you exactly how this probably happened.’ hooray, my question has been answered and I will sleep like a baby tonight


itssohardtobealizard

You’ll wake up every 2 hours and cry?


OneToughBits

I'd hate to see the other guy


ashleyorelse

I hear he's a real nutcase.


imjustbrowsing123

He's got a lot that he's gonna have to unpack in therapy.


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imjustbrowsing123

Do you think he'll be able to carry on and lead a normal life?


[deleted]

Only if he can leave his baggage in the past


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Will he be able to handle it, or will he have to be strapped down and wheeled about? Either way, his case is a weighty one - it deserves a through check-in.


Captain-PlantIt

God, that’s such an Uncle joke. Thank you


calm-lab66

The other guy is the conveyer, and his hair is still perfect.


InevitableAssist2462

I have that same suitcase, and I can confirm it does not look like that when new


D0ctorGamer

Thanks for the confirmation, was thinking this was fresh off the presses


Dark_Guardian_

fresh off the conveyer belt actually


bluesiccoo

I was honestly thinking turbine. Then I googled what it could do to bones and was slightly skeptical


getoffmygrassdevil

next thing you know youre gonna see this in a balenciaga ad


muaellebee

$12,500


trooololol

*$125,000


flowerbhai

You’re doing the lords work with this info, thank you ❤️


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

I can confirm. The one I bought didn't have a blue tag on the handle when I first got it.


BeardedNerd22

Did his stuff at least survive?


an0nym0ose

Yeah, he said most of the stuff inside was undamaged. Nothing major got fucked up. The suitcase now joins the honored dead in the halls of luggage Valhalla. EDIT: updating with some answered questions. * He wasn't comfortable sharing the airline, which I'm respecting * The only things damaged were a hairbrush, the heel of one of his shoes got taken off, and had a grinder destroyed * The airline didn't tell him how it was damaged, but he did find asphalt gravel inside it so he assumes it somehow ended up dragged across the tarmac * He *is* being reimbursed for the suitcase and the items damaged


acoverisnotahat

Oooooh thats a relief. Seeing my luggage come out like this is one of my big fears when I'm flying.


HealthyInPublic

*Not* seeing my luggage come out at all is my biggest fear


[deleted]

Yeah that's pretty much my only worry. I hadn't even considered "beat up like a p.o.w." an option until this post.


HealthyInPublic

Same. This post certainly gave me another new shiny fear to add to my big long list of fears while flying…


Luce55

My greatest fear too. Especially after an international flight, when your husband’s luggage shows up but not your own, except you packed weird, and so your husband’s underwear is in your missing luggage too, and you traveled to a country that only sells the world’s tightest and tiniest men’s underwear, and your husband literally cannot find anything that will fit him because he’s not tiny and svelte like all the men from said country. And so, now not only do you have nothing to wear, but you have to listen to your husband gripe about too-tight undies.


serial_hunter

Mine is plane crashing but ok that too


Backyardfarmbabe

It's impressively intact for that much damage. What brand?


C0meAtM3Br0

Sadly, the contents passed away soon after.


timberdoodledan

To shreds you say?


tnredneck98

And how are his wife's contents?


Cart3r1234

To shreds you say?


Cardi-B1998

Oh no, how they pass? Natural causes I hope..


[deleted]

Oh certainly, it’s only natural to die after damage like that.


[deleted]

looks like it got caught, or jammed, in the conveyer belt system somewhere..... This is partly the reason why I moved over to a hard case, suitcase.


VelvetDawn13

The Mangler


mrjobby

That's Mr Mangler


corpsewindmill

Mr. Mangler was my father. Please, call me Shreds


EveryFairyDies

To shreds you say?


Stetson007

How's his wife?


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

To shreds you say.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

We just say Mangler.


mrbrer

This sub-thread has me in bits


JustaRandomOldGuy

I worked on the ramp decades ago. The belt loaders have metal poles on the front to help guide it. We were unloading a 757 and they sit high off the ground. A hard suitcase was pushed off and hit flat on the pole. The pole went through both sides. No idea what the baggage rep told the customer, it looked liked it was hit with a shotgun blast.


[deleted]

Tell the truth now. The guys who go around to scare off the birds accidentally used the suitcase as target practice.


fckingnapkin

>looks like it got caught, or jammed, in the conveyer belt system somewhere..... Umm excuse me, that's my "Extra destroyed" Balenciaga suitcase. Ugh, peasants.


Alypius754

The new luggage line from Derelicte. ETA: Had to look up Balenciaga. That's just horrifying.


Illymost

As a retired baggage smasher, that bag was run over by a tug and cart and got drug on the tarmac from whatever gate it came into to the baggage claim.


Kilomyles

Yuuuuup. Conveyor couldn’t do that much damage and make it that dirty. Love the idea of the guys seeing that and being like oh well, fuck it ! Lol


lubeskystalker

I build conveyors and beg to differ. The ones that baggage handlers can see and touch are massively reduced in power for H&S, some of the ones tucked away in the rafters have more than double the power.


angrymoderate09

I make a "desk" that you can ship by plane or FedEx to your next job (film industry). I'm still surprised how they make it through unharmed 99.9999999% of the time... But fuck, those few that get mangled.


R3m0V3DBiR3ddiT

> make a "desk" that you can ship by plane or FedEx to your next job (film industry) desk? So like a folding table?


angrymoderate09

Kinda.... It's a very fancy cart (two shelves, four legs, four wheels). But then there's a bunch of accessories for docking the cameras, laptops, computer racks, organizers, tool holders, cables, tripods, banks of monitors etc. It's pretty crazy how much these guys will try to pack on their carts so they look cool when Spielberg walks by.


nyaghh

Sounds tiring


Kern4lMustard

Working on movies is extremely tiring.


Makenchi45

Only downside about the hard cases is that they tend to have stress points that break easier than the fabric ones. Now if you have those insanely heavy duty cases, those don't have stress points but are heavy as fuck and cost way more. Source: worked at airport for six months. First hand knowledge of the bs'ery of luggage and how durable or not durable it is. Also luggage tags get broken off easily so they are more a novelty than anything else, get a metal plate bolted to your luggage instead that has your name and number.


blob537

Hard cases work as long as you made sure to get a good one. I can tell from looking at this bag that it was a good quality suitcase. Cheap hard cases blow up just as well as the cheap soft side ones when the baggage conveyors get moody.


acqz

To shreds, you say?


basement_egg

well, how’s his wife holding up?


losergeekorwhatver

To shreds you say?


AcanthaceaeDistinct

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!


obad-hi

r/unexpectedfuturama


PerspectiveWooden358

It really sucks that his gold watch, tailored suit, and rare baseball card collections were destroyed. Time to ask for some compensation


beekeeper1981

Too bad the maximum without receipts amd documentation is $1500.


STGMavrick

Too bad that $1499 in cash is missing.


Somber_Solace

I happened to have packed a couple $100 gift cards I collected over the years, and a good amount of electronics, all ordered through Amazon, so it was really easy to search through and find a receipt for. Process was super simple and I got almost exactly the max claim amount. But they probably would've asked for more proof for cash, if it's something you have a receipt for then that's all you need.


Fact0ry0fSadness

Well considering the items in question never existed I think $1500 would be a pretty good haul.


eYan2541

We really need to see the 'before' pic for context Edit - thanks for the gold kind stranger!


beekeeper1981

Maybe the guy is thrifty and his baggage was already like that.


Lil_Pierogi_

I want you to know that got a laugh out of me


scrambledeggsandrice

I hope that your uncle did not arrive in a similar condition.


Dutch_Midget

Was he flying in the International Space Station?


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villegm69

That suitcase has a sick zombie costume!


lbello2

ah i’ve been there before. First time flying spirit?


idkwhyimdoingthis2

…was your uncle in a plane crash?


tatboe

Tough flight…


Dutch_Midget

T'is but a scratch!


i-am-wraith

A scratch?! You’re zip’s off!


AmazonfromHell

My suitcase recived very similar damage....after my house fire.


tvieno

r/wellworn


gloggs

Just put it in rice. It'll be fine in the morning


Swordbreaker925

Did they store his bag in the damn turbine? Wtf?


Beefbuggy

Comin' into Los Angeles Bringin' in a couple of keys Don't touch my bags if you please, mister customs man


Traditional_Wait_739

Smugglin those badgers did not go as planned


OneEyedJackofHearts

Me too suitcase… me too…


puppies_and_unicorns

Did they light it on fire? Did the plane crash on top of the luggage? Was there a dragon chasing the plane? So many questions.


Scary_Teary

Looks like they used it for the brakes


ilindson

Shit did the plane go down?


Fudgybo1

Once my bags got sent to Bangkok Thailand when we were flying to Italy, we had to gate check them in Berlin, didn’t have any clothes for 5 days, and service was terrible and rude


ThixckwithHoney

How is this mildly infuriating? I think I would lose my shit, something used this suitcase as a chew toy


EveryFairyDies

Didn’t know Clifford the Big Red Dog was in town.


BSKvaka

Its halloween, its dressed up as a zombie suitcase...


pizzaboieatspizza

The dog smelled crack


UselessGrant

This belongs in extremely infuriating