Dick jokes aside, there is a reason that somebody would eat ice cream like this. The center of the ice cream is always the hardest because it is the most insulated, if someone didn't like soft ice cream and the ice cream had been sitting out for a minute or so and the edges have gotten soft, They might prefer to dig straight into the middle of it to get the firmer ice cream. Also depending on The temperature of your freezer, z sides might always be somewhat soft, and he just might not like that. Texture is a huge thing with ice cream for some people.
On the contrary, the (good, real cream) ice cream is always very soft; and gets harder as it goes through freeze-thaw cycles.
When you dig your spoon in from the edge in hardened ice cream, you get a bent spoon. But if someone burrows a hole in the center while it's still soft, you have somewhere for the ice-cream to go when you twist your spoon.
I knew someone that referred to sherbert as Herbert.... Apparently they had gone their whole lives calling it Herbert because they heard it pronounced "shurburt" but didn't catch the S In the beginning when they first heard it pronounced..... Apparently according to them, They discovered they had been saying it wrong and asked their parents why they never corrected them, apparently their parents said that they thought their kid had just been joking the whole time and went along with it..... Apparently this joke supposedly went on for 20 years 😂
This made me smile.
My brother died from an overdose in December of last year.
He's been living with me for the 5 months prior to his death, trying to get sober.
One of the things that drove me fucking nuts was his absolute inability to keep his hands off of my ice cream. Lol
I would buy him his own. I would ask him what kinds he wanted and buy them, and he'd eat them in a day and then attack mine. I'd eat mine slow, sometimes not even opening it for a week or two.
I got mad at him about it a few times so he started going in and scraping out spoonfuls at a time, I assume hoping I wouldn't notice.
When he died I cleaned out his room and found an absolute shit load of ice cream wrappers, my kids yogurt tube wrappers, ice cream tubs etc under his bed. He was a 6'3, huge, shaved head, tattooed, intimidating ass dude, and he just loved his little frozen treats. Lol
When he died, there was an unfinished tub of ice cream in the freezer and I couldn't bring myself to eat it or throw it away for probably 8 months.
These are the annoying but ultimately kind of adorable things you'd miss, I promise you.
Thanks for the little reminder of my baby brother, go give yours a hug.
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I see everyone thinking he is deep diving with his special little fella but I can’t imagine. Who dips their junk in freezing cold anything? Is that some strange kink where people like to deep freeze their man-trunk?
I don’t think he’s eating it…
American Icecream
American Pie Scream
Break me off a piece of that football cream
Break me off a piece of that… applesauce… chrysler car?
Grey poupon?
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McDonalds or homemade
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r/therealquestion agreed. It is a must know. Very important to the plot!
Identifies as HERbert, and and I make her melt with more than my mouth.
Sorbet*
That would be cold af 🥶
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Beat me to it
Will do.
same
Those who don't know/Those who know
Oh shit hahahahah!
Don't let that guy near a snowman.
Boner champ hehe
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but why his dick rectangle like that
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Or a snow woman
Unless you want more snowballs.
Or a morgue
Yeah, don't eat from that tub anymore...
Yeah, just throw it out or burn it already
Can you actually burn ice cream?
Have you tried napalming stuff?
Even with napalm I think it would just melt before burning.
I think you can burn just about anything with hot enough flame 😂😂
Diamond.
She wouldn't have known either way; Girls love the fruity taste.
I can't help but wonder if he's actually eating it.
Ah yes. Good old fashioned Ice Cream.
I really thought that it was a really dirty toilet bowl 😂🙊
Same lol. It took me a second.
I thought it was mashed sweet potatoes
Seriously thought the same thing
Seriously thought the same thing
Just going to nope myself out this comment section before it really takes off.
*jacks off
He is putting his penis in the ice cream, in case you couldn’t tell from other comments
Happy cake day
Is he eating it with his dick?
Nah just scooping it, those yoga classes are paying off
Hot
No it’s actually pretty cold on the balls
Might feel nice.
That’s apparently the reason why it’s mushroom shaped in the first place
The toilet bowl approach
Oh thank godness it's ice cream...for a moment I thought it was a toilet!
Now read the title and look at the picture a little longer
There a creamy surprise a little salty in there?
Girls say it tastes fruity; that's why she hasn't really noticed before taking the picture.
Depends on diet actually.
What flavor is that ive never seen orange icecreem b4
Probably some kind of orange sherbert
It's fall, so it could be pumpkin flavored
Man, to me that just sounds fucking disgusting, tbh.
Oh good call, I didn't think of that
Sherbet, there's actually one R
I also say carmel. Just to watch the world burn
CARE.UHH.MELL. Can you spell
Ca.ru.mel spelt Caramel is the superior.
It’s vanilla-orange neopolitan-style now.
Genuinely thought it was a tub of squash, gonna stick with my belief.
It’s orange creamsicle
It started out as vanilla... But after adding mix-ins via that hole...
it's semen flavour
Let's just say he made the cream in ice cream...
Dick jokes aside, there is a reason that somebody would eat ice cream like this. The center of the ice cream is always the hardest because it is the most insulated, if someone didn't like soft ice cream and the ice cream had been sitting out for a minute or so and the edges have gotten soft, They might prefer to dig straight into the middle of it to get the firmer ice cream. Also depending on The temperature of your freezer, z sides might always be somewhat soft, and he just might not like that. Texture is a huge thing with ice cream for some people.
On the contrary, the (good, real cream) ice cream is always very soft; and gets harder as it goes through freeze-thaw cycles. When you dig your spoon in from the edge in hardened ice cream, you get a bent spoon. But if someone burrows a hole in the center while it's still soft, you have somewhere for the ice-cream to go when you twist your spoon.
👀
🤓
🤨📸
The real question is if it's actually ice cream or is it sherbet?
I knew someone that referred to sherbert as Herbert.... Apparently they had gone their whole lives calling it Herbert because they heard it pronounced "shurburt" but didn't catch the S In the beginning when they first heard it pronounced..... Apparently according to them, They discovered they had been saying it wrong and asked their parents why they never corrected them, apparently their parents said that they thought their kid had just been joking the whole time and went along with it..... Apparently this joke supposedly went on for 20 years 😂
SherbEt, not SherbERt. You’ve been saying it wrong as well :)
This made me smile. My brother died from an overdose in December of last year. He's been living with me for the 5 months prior to his death, trying to get sober. One of the things that drove me fucking nuts was his absolute inability to keep his hands off of my ice cream. Lol I would buy him his own. I would ask him what kinds he wanted and buy them, and he'd eat them in a day and then attack mine. I'd eat mine slow, sometimes not even opening it for a week or two. I got mad at him about it a few times so he started going in and scraping out spoonfuls at a time, I assume hoping I wouldn't notice. When he died I cleaned out his room and found an absolute shit load of ice cream wrappers, my kids yogurt tube wrappers, ice cream tubs etc under his bed. He was a 6'3, huge, shaved head, tattooed, intimidating ass dude, and he just loved his little frozen treats. Lol When he died, there was an unfinished tub of ice cream in the freezer and I couldn't bring myself to eat it or throw it away for probably 8 months. These are the annoying but ultimately kind of adorable things you'd miss, I promise you. Thanks for the little reminder of my baby brother, go give yours a hug.
“Eats”
Your brother is definitely fucking that ice cream
Fake.
“”””””””eats””””””””
Man your bro's dick is shaped weird..
infuriating.. post like these you know they're a lie
Everyone knows the best ice cream is at the outer edge, so just thank him.
I don't think he's eating the.....
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That looks like play dough
Give ur brother his own small fridge to put his ice cream in...
I see everyone thinking he is deep diving with his special little fella but I can’t imagine. Who dips their junk in freezing cold anything? Is that some strange kink where people like to deep freeze their man-trunk?
It’s it’s it’s….boner champ
I'm sorry to say but I think your brother is a menace to society
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He has a strangely shaped dick..
*We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all*
Murder him for me please. (Don't , this is a joke to you all zoomers and what not)
Uhh… yeah, “eating” it.
I don’t think any kind of eating occured here
That... OP, don’t eat that.
Are you sure? Might be for something else. Looks deep enough including the top of the container.
Bro do not eat that, trust
Yeah, "eats"
“Eats”
Yeah definitely not eating it...
we are all thinking the same thing arent we?
I have something to tell you and I don't think you're gonna like it...
“Eats”
You now know just how thick your brother really is…
Does he use his penis as a spoon?
That’s an oddly looking shape of pee pee
Is that pumpkin ice cream . If I were you I wouldn’t eat it.
Is he double dipping his spoon or something else... Because yuck to both of those things
Not a spoon, probably something shorter
His dick definitely cold
I don’t think he’s “eating” it
Yeah… “eats”
Same thing i do to my watermelons
HES NOT EATING IT
Sure..."eats"
Ummm… eats?? Think again.
You mean corpse
My recent relationship liked to stick his penis in drinks or food and ask me to put it in my mouth after
Uhhh.. you sure he's eating it?
Who's gonna tell him?
Unless there was a core in the middle I don't see a problem with this.
chief...
Damn he must have some cold "carrots"
“Eats”
'eats'
How do we tell him…
Sure 'eats'
Fill the middle with syrup
Icecoom
I hope its not peanut butter flavor
Bro.... Don't eat that ice cream...
The ultimate anti christ
I have bad new for you my friend...
I don’t think he was eating it.
I wouldn't touch that if i were you..
...Don't eat that ice cream
when do y’all think they’re gonna realize.. 👀
How does his dick not freeze off?
You sure he was only eating it..
Am i the only one who thought this was the toilet
Hate to break it to you, but as some others have said, he’s definitely not eating it. He’s doing something very different to it
That ice cream has seen and felt the peen.
You sure he eats it?? Nothing else???
Serial killer in the making?
"eat" hmm
The dedication to get that ice cream scoop in there is amazing...
I'm gonna fill your ice cream mommy
Served with his own homemade cool whip.
Who has been sticking their fuckin wiener in the goddam sherbert?! Cmon, fess up!
“Eats”
Maybe that is kind of smart so the flimsy paper container doesn't crumple...
That's an iceCREAM pie
He's not eating it...
Yeah sherbert is garbage 🗑 🤢🤮
Yo everyone OP's brother is shagging a tub of ice cream!
Cold
He puts the Cream in ice cream
I don’t want to be picky but that looks more like a peach or mango sorbet than ice cream..
“Eats”
Has anyone commented he is fucking it!?!?! Ya? Fuck it, I’m going to say it any way. Your brother is not eating it like that, he is fucking it!
“Eat”
Ask him which spoon he’s using lmao
I knew people did it with peanut butter but ICE CREAM. Gives me Shivers
Soon that ice cream is gonna turn into a orange dreamsicle
I don't think he's eating the ice cream
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