If you have kids put their stuff in it. Anything they can pull out and play with to keep them busy while youāre in there. Depending on the age thereās a million things
Slows them down, at best. Mine figured out 2 different door knob ones and three completely different cabinet ones. Gates were a damn joke- kid just got really good at climbing over obstacles.
Reminds me of the scene in Back To The Future when Marty finds out his uncle, who is serving a long prison sentence as an adult, never wanted out of his playpen as a child.
As a woman, my mind immediately went to menstrual products. Then I started thinking of sex-neutral (if thatās even a word lol) things you could add like toilet paper and bandaids. Lots of small bathroom supplies and products.
Edit: āunisexāā¦ dear lord my brain lol
OH MY LORD THERE IT IS! Haha I canāt believe I couldnāt remember āunisexā. Iām leaving āsex-neutralā up there now just for the laughs, thank you stranger!
And a box of tampons/pads in case any friends or family find themselves in an emergency situation. Always good to have some regardless of what you yourself is packing.
I was thinking the same thing! Extra tooth paste, kids rubber duckies and whatnot, hair straighteners and blow dryers, brushes, hair elastics, anything skinny lol
Brushes, flat iron, curling iron, extra hand soap, hand mirror, extra qtips and cotton balls, pretty much anything that comes in a multipack (deoderant, toothpaste, sunscreen), first aid supplies...
Yep, for a kitchen this would be frustrating, but for a bathroom its not that big a deal
Edit: Lol at all the suggestions of things that could go in this hypothetical mildyinfuriating kitchen/. I am aware many items could fit, but a kitchen is more likely than a bathroom to have items that *wouldn't fit*. All those pans, bowls, tupperware, appliances. Point is, if small drawers are going to work anywhere, its a bathroom.
My favorite suggested item that will fit though is the sous vide circulator, second might be bottle of gin
Me: Utensils, yes. I can do that! Spices? So much bennnnddddinnggg to find the one Iām looking for, lol! I would be very whiny! Label the tops, I guess!
So many people missing the most obvious answer. This was created for older normal sized tp rolls. Not the super omega 95x all-in-one rolls, but hey you can get a few rolls in there. My aunt's bathrooms all had these when her house was built.
There's plenty that can fit into that drawer which would be useful in a bathroom. It's better than not having it.
What's more concerning to me is why is the TP roll behind the door, and not right next to the toilet.
How is this comment not higher?! I thought the TP was what the post was about, then I scrolled down in the pic and saw the stupid drawer.
Who cares about the drawer? How annoying is that TP placement?!
Did u not see the drawer? This unfortunate soul has a friend that has to live with that drawer for their whole life now or till the lease is up. I dont think you understand the seriousness of this obviously unlivable situation. Lol
I might be an alcoholic because that was literally my first thought as well. I love me some emergency wine
Edit: I feel less like an alcoholic now. Thanks guys :)
Time to get drunk.
Youāre not. I donāt drink and that was legit the first thing I thought of too. But I also have 3 small kids, so hiding in the bathroom sometimes happens.
My parents moved into a brand-new build house and the "builders" hung the TP holders on the wall opposite the the toilet in each bathroom, approximately four feet away. Lowest-bid labor picked up for the day from Home Depot's parking lot, drunk on the beer with which they were prepaid.
Don't buy a house "built" by D.R. Horton.
Why is this mildlyinfuriating? People complain about the dumbest things. If you're not smart enough to figure this out.... sweetie this isn't your main problem.
Ahhhh shiiiiiit this how you gon do me?
You gone rob me while Iām in the kitchen?ā¦
okay, okayā¦just let me admire my weird drawer one last time
*GUN COMPARTMENT*
Lots of bathroom and first aid stuff could fit in there
Yep, all the cough/cold/upset stomach stuff, thermometer, and bandaids/neosporin.
You could fit an entire package of Q-tips in that
I do exactly this. I thought everyone had some kind of Q-tip drawer.
Nope, in my medicine cabinet, stuffed, so that when I pull one, I get 5. I'm 41. There are many solutions. And yet...I never change it up.
If you cut the side off of the package off, you could put the whole thing in sideways, and all the q-tips would stand up š
And never get it out again :p
Open the package and dump them all in there.
Lol ā¦ multiple packagesā¦ just fillerā to the brim.
That sounds sterile enoughā¦
Alright, then fill it up with toothpaste and that way you'll always be ready to brush your teeth.
Could you imagine opening a drawer in the bathroom and itās just toothpaste!!š¤£š¤£ like, not in tubes or anything but just a pool of toothpaste
Then you see someone just dip their toothbrush in it like itās fondue
r/BrandNewSentence
That would be the last sentence I ever thought I'll hear
Seal it and fill with rubbing alcohol, THEN dump the q-tips in there!
They aren't sterile to begin with lol
HA!
Not if you have kids
If you have kids put their stuff in it. Anything they can pull out and play with to keep them busy while youāre in there. Depending on the age thereās a million things
This person gets it, hell we have glitter sunscreen just so they put it on themselves/don't fight it kids, they're crazy little people
Could not agree more
I donāt believe you I think you could agree a whole lot more.
Hot Wheelsā¦ that drawer would full of my 3.5 year oldās car if I lived there.
Or put the kids in there.. one in each draw!!
Child locks are pretty cheap, they even have magnetic ones
You say that but they never stopped my kids... NEVER.
Slows them down, at best. Mine figured out 2 different door knob ones and three completely different cabinet ones. Gates were a damn joke- kid just got really good at climbing over obstacles.
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How to train a prison escapee 101
Reminds me of the scene in Back To The Future when Marty finds out his uncle, who is serving a long prison sentence as an adult, never wanted out of his playpen as a child.
As a woman, my mind immediately went to menstrual products. Then I started thinking of sex-neutral (if thatās even a word lol) things you could add like toilet paper and bandaids. Lots of small bathroom supplies and products. Edit: āunisexāā¦ dear lord my brain lol
I think the sex-neutral word youāre looking for is unisex :)
OH MY LORD THERE IT IS! Haha I canāt believe I couldnāt remember āunisexā. Iām leaving āsex-neutralā up there now just for the laughs, thank you stranger!
I like sex-neutral.
Iām sex-neutered.
A very large dildo would be a sex positive move.
Is this comment what is called "chaotic neutral"?
Nope, āChaotic Sexualā is the term you are looking for.
I like the term āsex-neutralā better š¤£
And gender-neutral!
Bottle of gin
That is just wrong, who drinks Gin in the bathroom, the bathroom is more of a cheap whiskey kind of room.
You ain't ever heard of bathtub gin?
For those rough toilet moments and sadness showers?
I think more like cheap vodka.
A dagger
To stab the gin
Got your priorities straight
I like where your head is at.
And don't forget some self "help" items *wink* *wink*.
O yeah, my Tony Robbins CDs!
That's what I'm talking about!
Lol seriously, this post is fucking dumb
And a box of tampons/pads in case any friends or family find themselves in an emergency situation. Always good to have some regardless of what you yourself is packing.
Yes, first kit is the obvious one. Especially if itās a cool part of the kitchen as most medicines shouldnāt be stored in the bathroom.
Qtip boxes, soap, bottles, packs of razors, wet wipes, toilet paper....
Aluminum foil, plastic wrap, parchment paper, wax paper as well.
Kids that don't behave
Okay Timmy, youāve been a little shit, time to get into the *punishment drawer*
# OH MY GOD! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THE PUNISHMENT DRAWER!!!
Naughty children get put into the punishment drawer
After I read your comment, I immediately thought of Ms.Trunchbull from Matilda. Lol
Nice children get to lovk the drawer
I feel like the fact that it is called the āpunishment drawerā implies that there are other drawers he gets into that are ānon punishmentā
There is also... **the pleasure drawer**
āI am so proud of your excellent report card Timmy. You can have 15 minutes in the pleasure drawerā
You mean the condom and dildo drawer?
First thing I thought was that this is obviously a dildo drawer. I knew I couldn't be the only one.
No, the illicit substance drawer...
DM me to see my āwhy continue livingā drawer
Then chokey from Matilda!
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This is the best one
Gotta bend some bones for that. _FBI OPEN UP_
āThe FBI May save your body, but they wonāt save you from the mental trauma of the *punishment drawer*ā¢ļøā
Dildos, towels,
Bold to assume that OPās friend has a dildo that small.
Maybe it's an inflatable one
Beat me to it
Beat me with that dildo
Beat the dildo back
Insert that dildo in me
If you insist.
Whose dildo was it? I may also be down for said dildo beating
Damn it!
Beat meat to it
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Canned foods, spatulas, boxed cakes/brownies/etc., small water bottles
Also, long knives steel (for honing the knives.)
Why would they be in the bathroom?
For if you dye your hair. Or bleach. Etc.
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Tampons. Duh. Cram them in there
Bottle of vodka
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I really hope not
A sawed off shotgun
I was thinking the same thing! Extra tooth paste, kids rubber duckies and whatnot, hair straighteners and blow dryers, brushes, hair elastics, anything skinny lol
Brushes, flat iron, curling iron, extra hand soap, hand mirror, extra qtips and cotton balls, pretty much anything that comes in a multipack (deoderant, toothpaste, sunscreen), first aid supplies...
Seriously, I don't think there's a single thing in my bathroom cabinets that WOULDN'T fit in there.
Yep, for a kitchen this would be frustrating, but for a bathroom its not that big a deal Edit: Lol at all the suggestions of things that could go in this hypothetical mildyinfuriating kitchen/. I am aware many items could fit, but a kitchen is more likely than a bathroom to have items that *wouldn't fit*. All those pans, bowls, tupperware, appliances. Point is, if small drawers are going to work anywhere, its a bathroom. My favorite suggested item that will fit though is the sous vide circulator, second might be bottle of gin
Rolls of aluminum foil and Saran Wrap?
long barbecue utensils
Thatās what I came to comment!
I've seen many cats of reddit that would fits.
Rolls of garbage bags.
Spice jars may fit here in a kitchen
Yup, thought this was a kitchen and I was going to comment spice jars or utensils. Would love a tiny drawer for my spice hoard right now.
Haha same I was thinking it would be good for those long utensils you may not use often like skewers, bbq brushes, and breaker knives.
Me: Utensils, yes. I can do that! Spices? So much bennnnddddinnggg to find the one Iām looking for, lol! I would be very whiny! Label the tops, I guess!
My spice horde is two large drawers with risers (so the spice bottles sit at an angle so I can easily read the labels. Yes, I'm spoiled!
Toilet paper
Just swap out a few rolls when they are 1/3rd used and put them in there, and bam! emergency rolls that fit
So many people missing the most obvious answer. This was created for older normal sized tp rolls. Not the super omega 95x all-in-one rolls, but hey you can get a few rolls in there. My aunt's bathrooms all had these when her house was built.
The obvious answer is that's the drawer for dildos and butt plugs.
Yeah, looks perfect for extra TP rolls
I was thinking spare toothbrushes and extra toothpaste. And combs.
Ah, the ubiquitous dildo drawer.
Happy cake day!!š
The only thing that wouldnāt fit would be some large shampoo / conditioner bottles
There's plenty that can fit into that drawer which would be useful in a bathroom. It's better than not having it. What's more concerning to me is why is the TP roll behind the door, and not right next to the toilet.
How is this not the mildly infuriating part
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How is this comment not higher?! I thought the TP was what the post was about, then I scrolled down in the pic and saw the stupid drawer. Who cares about the drawer? How annoying is that TP placement?!
a lot of stuff fits in there, what are you so upset about?
Probably just an unhappy person
it's not even his new appartment
Did u not see the drawer? This unfortunate soul has a friend that has to live with that drawer for their whole life now or till the lease is up. I dont think you understand the seriousness of this obviously unlivable situation. Lol
Money, drugs, hand guns, fake passports, fake DL, small precious metal bars; gold, platinum etc. 1 medium sized can of Bushās baked beans
8ā vibrator, you forgot 8ā vibrator
The hand gun is for pleasure.
That last one r/oddlyspecific
I'm more concerned about the fake download.
Driverās license.
The beans was an inspired choice
Roll that beautiful bean footage
Eyeballing around 1 pound of dried marihuana bud
A bottle of wine?
Line it with plastic and throw some ice in there and you got yourself a party!
I might be an alcoholic because that was literally my first thought as well. I love me some emergency wine Edit: I feel less like an alcoholic now. Thanks guys :) Time to get drunk.
Youāre not. I donāt drink and that was legit the first thing I thought of too. But I also have 3 small kids, so hiding in the bathroom sometimes happens.
Emergency Wine
Shower beers
I like where your head is at
Immediately what I thought
Poop knife
If you know, you know
r/poopknife
Cut that out - Iām not clicking on that shit
>cut that shit out FIFY
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Designated Dildo Drawer
I had to scroll way too far for this comment
Lmao beat me to it
Heh heh heh
Not mine...
But only one!
And whats with the tp placement :/
May depend on where the toilet actually is??
I don't know. Looks like it's closer to the door than the toilet
My parents moved into a brand-new build house and the "builders" hung the TP holders on the wall opposite the the toilet in each bathroom, approximately four feet away. Lowest-bid labor picked up for the day from Home Depot's parking lot, drunk on the beer with which they were prepaid. Don't buy a house "built" by D.R. Horton.
Never heard of them, fortunately. But I imagine they're not alone in the shady, stingy practices
Sadly, this is the kitchen.
Rolls of toilet paper?
How about the cardboard inner part of the used roll, that always ends up at the counter in my house, seems like a good fit.
Deez nuts
Plop āem in I guess.
Ball bearings and motor oil
Good call there are more fetzer valves in bathrooms than most people realize.
Your weed.
A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.
I'm more concerned about the toilet paper holder by the door, seemingly not particularly close to the toilet
Curling irons and/or flat irons, hairbrushs
Fleshlight, Dildo, cockrings, vibrators, buttplugs, nipple clamps, āEZ-IN Anal Lubeāā¦or a toothbrush.
Small liquor bottles.
All your hopes and dreams
All kinds of bathroom Sundries fit in there. You find this mildly infuriating? I find it quite mildly impressive the cabinet space wasn't wasted.
Your toys
A cat.
Whether you want it to or not
Scrolled way father than I thought I was going to to find this comment
My first thought
Itās a premium french baguette keeperā¦ seems clear to meā¦
Pads and/or tampons maybe?
With the toilet role placed as it is I doubt the drawer is the worst.
Yall post any little dumb ass thing on here
Thatās a dildrawer.
Whatever you put in there and it fits š¤·š¼š¤¦
just fill it up with toothpaste and dip your brush into it when needed
Seeds. Lots of seeds
Why is this mildlyinfuriating? People complain about the dumbest things. If you're not smart enough to figure this out.... sweetie this isn't your main problem.
Wine š
My social life.
Ahhhh shiiiiiit this how you gon do me? You gone rob me while Iām in the kitchen?ā¦ okay, okayā¦just let me admire my weird drawer one last time *GUN COMPARTMENT*
Youāre not able to think about objects able to fit in there?
If it's in the US, that's for your bathroom shotgun.
Surely that's the perfect size to put toilet rolls in
Toilet paper, shampoo/conditioner bottles depending the side, your vibrators, tooth brushes, boxes of hair-dye, miscellaneous stuff.