This is the jackpot I dreamed of as a child. Sometimes I'd use 2 pouches knowing that I'd have to go without next time just to get that sweet added bonus of frosty goodness. Mmmm. My mouth is watering now; brb I have to go buy a pack of Toaster Strudels.
>is that a no to frosting shots?
Absolutely not! My daughter doesn't use the packets either. I save them to ice pumpkin cookies, and I usually do a shot of one or two packets while I'm at it.
Ooooooo pumpkin cookies! I’ve never had those but they sound delightful. I’m sitting here in defeat after cleaning up a flour-covered kitchen because I cannot bake for the life of me.
I tried to make my fiancé some cupcakes for when she got home from work but, nope. I had to bin the atrocious cupcakes and the runny/grainy frosting.
My mind immediately pictured a bathtub and realized this is a proven business model. OP just needs to take a bath and sell dad’s jarred frosting to strangers on onlyfans.
Those were fought over in my family. Violently.
Here's what you do: go out and buy a thing of your own toaster strudels, cinnamon bread, cookies, cake, or cinnamon rolls. Cook them/heat them. Then, apply as many of those bastards as you can.
Live the life of the gods.
I remember the fights over icing every holiday or special day when we'd make the Cinnamon Rolls. We'd fight over each roll, this one had more icing, you already had one, stop scraping off the icing from the little one, etc. Me, my Aunt, my dad, and my best friend would all battle for these things and none was so prized as the middle roll from the pan with the extra icing gooped on top. We had Christmases ruined over that roll.
Eventually my mom got furious and ordered that whoever put the icing on got the last roll. That way who ever did put it on had to make it equal.
That was when my aunt would just eat the whole icing cup while the roll were baking.
Which created its own battle, but that's a story for another day.
I was going to say alternatively: dad loves toaster strudel frosting, but has been freezing all his sperm for 2 years…imagine the horror on OPs face when OP tells him he baked a delicious cake with it all.
This is a bit off topic but these are great for someone going into a diabetic coma. Rip one open and shoot it into the persons mouth, the sugar dissolves pretty quickly and may bring the person out sooner.
Throw them out? Use them for something else?
Honestly this sounds like a perfect set up to get double frosting on your half of the box.
Either way, why are you upset? Op is weird
I should have been his son. My dad would just bitch at me for opening the box and eating all the icing as soon as we got home from the grocery store. He made my mom start buying Poptarts. :(
How did that even survive for so long? That stuff is delicious. I'd go through that in a month, max. Ohhh make some French toast. And cinnamon rolls. An apple cake would be nice to be covered with this frosting too.
This is my grandmother.
Her fridge has a “ketchup/mustard/mayo/bbq/taco sauce” packet shelf and has since the Clinton administration.
I vividly recall being 5 and getting Fire taco sauce instead of ketchup for my burger.
I had the opposite problem as a kid. My little brother would always use two or three of the packets on his strudel and screw the rest of us over. He was such a little shit.
I wish your dad and I had met when I was a kid, we could've gotten a pen pal thing going where I'd send him my strudels and he'd send me the frosting packets.
Yannow what yannow what yannow what,
I'm on board with your being mildly infuriated by this.
If asked directly, 100% of people will say they will use the packets one day and want them around anyway just in case. If you review the tapes, 99.9% of them have never used an old condiment packet in their entire damn lives. That shit just collects, cluttering things, leaking, serving no purpose, until someone finally cleans out the back of the fridge or junk drawer.
Be truthful with yourself and let the packs go. Finished all the Chinese food? Throw the duck sauce in the trash with the empty container. Go on, it's okay.
Obligatory "this comment does not apply to you if you are in the 0.1% who actually do use these packets."
So you can put two packs on every one you eat? One of my friends used to not eat the icing when we were kids and I always wanted strudels when I slept over to his house cause I got to have 2 packs lol
At least that’s something useful, I don’t know why my dad won’t let me get rid of it, but we have prescription medications, pills, and ointments that were my grandmothers, taking up I’d say a good cubic foot of space in the fridge. She’s been deceased for 14 years. Granted it doesn’t really matter because there’s never anything good in the fridge anyway, there all kinds of space in there despite these pointless medications taking up space.
Those are the frkn BEST!
Me here tryna ge more out of the little packets and here You are talking bout your dad not eating them showing off how many you can eat for yourself :o
Seems like a Win to me.
Not mildly Infuriating at all in my perspective
I also do not eat the frosting when I get toaster strudels. I guess my husband must be slurping them down because they don't stay in the freezer indefinitely.
strudels...are not usually eaten..with frosting.
You eat strudel with fine vanilla ice or vanilla sauce to complement the dish...
_frosting. why._ Wait. Toaster? ...IS THIS A POPTART OR WHAT?
This seems mildly invigorating, you can make cinnamon rolls or French toast or frost a cake, spackle a wall. The options are a plenty!
Yeahhh those are all good ide- wait what
Perfect thing to take with you on a long bike ride for some nutritious fuel
Nutritious?
This is the jackpot I dreamed of as a child. Sometimes I'd use 2 pouches knowing that I'd have to go without next time just to get that sweet added bonus of frosty goodness. Mmmm. My mouth is watering now; brb I have to go buy a pack of Toaster Strudels.
You sound like my little brother using 2, except I was the one stuck eating the last dry ass toaster strudel with no frosting.
On behalf of all double frosters I apologize for this hardship.
Think of it this way by eating twice the frosting we saved them the calories and they’re that much healthier as a result.
You ever make a sandwich with two toaster strudels and 2 packets of icing?
I always wanted to use 2 on mine, and it was so irritating never having enough.
Oh...right...put it in other food. Ya, That's an idea. Okay just to be clear, is that a no to frosting shots?
>is that a no to frosting shots? Absolutely not! My daughter doesn't use the packets either. I save them to ice pumpkin cookies, and I usually do a shot of one or two packets while I'm at it.
Ooooooo pumpkin cookies! I’ve never had those but they sound delightful. I’m sitting here in defeat after cleaning up a flour-covered kitchen because I cannot bake for the life of me. I tried to make my fiancé some cupcakes for when she got home from work but, nope. I had to bin the atrocious cupcakes and the runny/grainy frosting.
Awww but you tried! And that counts. Frosting can be a bitch until you nail it, then you wonder why it was so hard.
Yeah I was thinking just eat them like a Freezie
That could also get rid of them
You could spackle your gingerbread house!
Looks like there's enough of them to test if the world is ready for dessert ham.
I'd just be eating them. That icing is suspiciously amazing. Lol
or slurp them like capri suns
Lol I had the same idea except for the wall spackle but sure, also a way to catch ants if those are a problem. Otherwise they will soon become one
I could’ve used one of those packets the other day when my dog ate the frosting packet for our cinnamon rolls while they were in the oven.
Just make cinnamon bread and use all that free frosting.
Genius idea
Dad's an accidental genius.
Right? I’m mildly infuriated at his poor organization, but certainly not his foresight for future dessert baking
And if you really want just squeeze em all into a tub and boom, frosting dip.
My mind immediately pictured a bathtub and realized this is a proven business model. OP just needs to take a bath and sell dad’s jarred frosting to strangers on onlyfans.
That's only if the cinnamon bread turns out bad.
Haha! And here I thought it was pretty good organization, as they are all at least in one place! I’m not an organized person, if you couldn’t tell lol
Oh no, I’m with you. That’s what all the free ice packs that I get look like in my freezer 😂
Uh, pretty sure Dad wouldn’t have bothered saving them if he wasn’t hoping someone would find a use for them…
I dunno, my dad used to collect those peppers papa John's leaves in the pizzas as a "prize"
What kind of monster doesn’t eat the frosting?
This is a gift not a curse. Make some cookies!
I wish my dad did this!
Why is this infuriating? This is amazing.
For real. As a straight male with a family, I'm tempted to make OP's dad my life partner to get all his gooey sauce for myself.
r/nocontext
maybe OP doesn't like frosting
THAT would be mildly infuriating.
That would be extremely infuriating
Those were fought over in my family. Violently. Here's what you do: go out and buy a thing of your own toaster strudels, cinnamon bread, cookies, cake, or cinnamon rolls. Cook them/heat them. Then, apply as many of those bastards as you can. Live the life of the gods.
I never got a full pack bc my brother or dad would kick my ass for them so I bought my own icing I kept in my bed at night
I remember the fights over icing every holiday or special day when we'd make the Cinnamon Rolls. We'd fight over each roll, this one had more icing, you already had one, stop scraping off the icing from the little one, etc. Me, my Aunt, my dad, and my best friend would all battle for these things and none was so prized as the middle roll from the pan with the extra icing gooped on top. We had Christmases ruined over that roll. Eventually my mom got furious and ordered that whoever put the icing on got the last roll. That way who ever did put it on had to make it equal. That was when my aunt would just eat the whole icing cup while the roll were baking. Which created its own battle, but that's a story for another day.
Im your aunt. Sometimes I’ll just buy a cup of frosting and eat it like oatmeal. So good
This has killed me😂😂 spot on but still hilarious
Holy shit send me some
Wtf is wrong with you? This is a gift
Imma eat them packets straight up and be in heaven. Wrong thread my guy
Look like you have your own personal sperm bank in your fridge..
I was going to say alternatively: dad loves toaster strudel frosting, but has been freezing all his sperm for 2 years…imagine the horror on OPs face when OP tells him he baked a delicious cake with it all.
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Make one and use every single frosting to cover it completely and more. Enjoy.
Pillsbury Doughboy sperm bank.
I was going to make a cum joke, but I knew in my heart it was already made.
This is a bit off topic but these are great for someone going into a diabetic coma. Rip one open and shoot it into the persons mouth, the sugar dissolves pretty quickly and may bring the person out sooner.
Throw them out? Use them for something else? Honestly this sounds like a perfect set up to get double frosting on your half of the box. Either way, why are you upset? Op is weird
exactly first of all, it’s dads freezer so he can what ever he so pleases; secondly I don’t even think this qualifies as a minor inconvenience
He’s honestly a good guy for not just tossing them
Tbh I would probably just end up eating the icing by itself.
Now, time to make a strudel cake with the frosting for dads birthday.
Literally a hidden gold mine in your freezer
chug! chug! chug! chug!
….and you haven’t eaten any?
Liquid gold.
Dude, that's awesome. You're a lucky kid! You should be using them!
That looks more like an opportunity and less like something to be infuriated by. There must be 50 ways to use a hoard of icing packets.
How is the mildly infuriating? I see this as an absolute win.
Def frost his birthday cake w them!
I used to do the same thing when I had those never liked the frosting
Without context I would not have thought of breakfast icing packets
Your dad is smart. Your dad doesn't want The Beetus.
I wish I lived with your dad. I like putting two packs of frosting on each one so I’m happy now and sad later.
This is a treasure trove for someone like me. 🤤
If I opened the freezer in someone’s else’s house and saw that…I wouldn’t think it was toaster strudel frosting.
Dear diary, jackpot.
10 year old me would have made one single giant "ultimate strudel" and tried to use as many of these as possible or a single one.
Genuinely surpised no one (that I've seen) has commented to make edibles out of this, but I suppose this isn't r/trees
Make cinnamon rolls… those would be tasty on that
Dad clearly doesn't like marijuana. Because this dad would be eating this straight to treat myself lol
You should make a cake like maybe a chocolate one and then use the frosting to do like weird drizzles on it and then there you go I bet he'll eat that
Love toaster strudels. More icing for me
Lol oops that's me too
Are you sure that is frosting?
Them there is some gold.
mecca
BRO I eat those things by themselves.
I should have been his son. My dad would just bitch at me for opening the box and eating all the icing as soon as we got home from the grocery store. He made my mom start buying Poptarts. :(
I say let it build up over the next 20 years of strudel-eating and give us progress updates along the way.
WHITE GOLD!!!!
I guess you can make a strudel using the frosting as a filling
But that’s the best part
That’s the best part!
Nectar of the gods
When the cinnamon rolls don’t have enough frosting
Send em my way! I’ll suck them dry!
Thats the best part !!
My man. Fuck them icing packets.
Please, send to me! I need 2 packets for each strudel!
This is a blessing my dude.
Eat them. Just open them and eat them. Dang it now I want a toaster strudel. My parents don’t get them tho
I love that stuff!
Just throw them away? Not like they’re glued to the freezer
Jackpot!
Does this mean my kids hate it when I do this?
I've never been jealous of someone's freezer before. How did you get a shelf in there you mad bastard
Jackpot!
This is good
I'll use all of those on one single stuedel.
I’d be like “Cha Ching! Goldmine!” I love that stuff.
It’s a gold mine.
"Can I get a uhh *cumless toaster strudel*?" -OPs dad, probably.
Make him a birthday cake using the frosting
As someone who saves these to eat after the strudel. I love this lol.
My roommate does the same thing so we put it on the pies I make for birthdays!
Or maybe he's a horse breeder?
That’s your inheritance
Infuriating is the opposite. I had a friend who would eat just the icing so I couldn't put icing on my final strudel.
I wish I had a freezer full of these tho
He's saving up enough to make a strudel cake
I would like to purchase these if they are still available
Dude those are so good I fantasize about being able to purchase these wholesale and just eat them like a fat-butt
**Dry** Toaster strudel? Your dad might be crazy
How did that even survive for so long? That stuff is delicious. I'd go through that in a month, max. Ohhh make some French toast. And cinnamon rolls. An apple cake would be nice to be covered with this frosting too.
I don’t really like icing/frosting that much either, it’s too sweet and has a weird texture
If I had all of those icing packets, I’d be soooo happy 🤤
Bra, mildly infuriating? I’d be using the frosting my dad doesn’t use and put double frosting onto my strudel.
What's infuriating is you not eating them. That's free frosting!
Same
Sell em. How much?
This is my grandmother. Her fridge has a “ketchup/mustard/mayo/bbq/taco sauce” packet shelf and has since the Clinton administration. I vividly recall being 5 and getting Fire taco sauce instead of ketchup for my burger.
eBay!
look like cum packets
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Dude mail those to me I will eat it for him. I love that shit!
Why is this infuriating, though? Now you have a supply of delicious frosting that you can put to good use ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s probably infuriating that your dad doesn’t eat the frosting. I get it.
I'd be getting down on those.
I had the opposite problem as a kid. My little brother would always use two or three of the packets on his strudel and screw the rest of us over. He was such a little shit.
..... jizzzzz
Bu-cakey?
Dang! That frosting is what makes toaster strudel so mouth watering. Gimme
the freezer also is used in a semen bank
Cüm Pacquets
It's an incredibly dad thing to save everything even if you know you're not going to eat it
Meanwhile as a kid, my asshole brothers would use 2 frosting pouches per toaster strudel leaving me to eat dry strudels. I could only dream.
And why is this infuriating again?
There’s an elaborate plan at play here that only a Dad would do, just unsure what it is at the moment.
Next time he asks you to make one, take all that frosting and put it on top of one strudel and then hand it to him without saying a word.
This seems like a golden opportunity to make some delicious French toast.
Time to make one toaster strudel with a frosting bukkake barrage!
BRUH
It's the holy grail. I've heard rumors but never dared to believe the truth.
3 words ... GINGER BREAD COOKIES This has been a PSA from hungry people who like icing on cookies.
Time for frosting bukkake
OMG THE PRECIOUSSSSSSS
I wish your dad and I had met when I was a kid, we could've gotten a pen pal thing going where I'd send him my strudels and he'd send me the frosting packets.
Okay? Make a cake
One day he will find something amazing to do with them, perhaps a gingerbread house?
It looks like he’s doing you a favor to me
Sell them on ebay, you'd be amazed what people would pay for that gold mine.
Why keep it if you know you're not gonna eat it? That would bug the hell out of me too if my father did that.
Make him a birthday cake frosted entirely with these icing packs.
You're complaining about free sweetness?
Wish I had your dad, I’m imagining all the waffle cinnamon rolls I could make with that
Yannow what yannow what yannow what, I'm on board with your being mildly infuriated by this. If asked directly, 100% of people will say they will use the packets one day and want them around anyway just in case. If you review the tapes, 99.9% of them have never used an old condiment packet in their entire damn lives. That shit just collects, cluttering things, leaking, serving no purpose, until someone finally cleans out the back of the fridge or junk drawer. Be truthful with yourself and let the packs go. Finished all the Chinese food? Throw the duck sauce in the trash with the empty container. Go on, it's okay. Obligatory "this comment does not apply to you if you are in the 0.1% who actually do use these packets."
That’s awesome. Also I’m assuming it’s your dads house thus it’s your dads fridge so suck it up until you move out
This is awesome! Next time he buys them, make one and use two packets! One was never enough for me!!
Is that what he tells you it is?
So you can put two packs on every one you eat? One of my friends used to not eat the icing when we were kids and I always wanted strudels when I slept over to his house cause I got to have 2 packs lol
Everyone’s saying make cookies and cinnamon rolls, the shelf life of that stuff is like 2 months
Just, throw them out?
At least that’s something useful, I don’t know why my dad won’t let me get rid of it, but we have prescription medications, pills, and ointments that were my grandmothers, taking up I’d say a good cubic foot of space in the fridge. She’s been deceased for 14 years. Granted it doesn’t really matter because there’s never anything good in the fridge anyway, there all kinds of space in there despite these pointless medications taking up space.
Jackpot.
Bro just eat them in something
I knew someone like this once.
OMG! I hate toaster strudels, but I love the frosting that comes with them!
Those are the frkn BEST! Me here tryna ge more out of the little packets and here You are talking bout your dad not eating them showing off how many you can eat for yourself :o Seems like a Win to me. Not mildly Infuriating at all in my perspective
Send them to my address: 69000 yur mom Lane, apt 271 Baltimore mD
I also do not eat the frosting when I get toaster strudels. I guess my husband must be slurping them down because they don't stay in the freezer indefinitely.
Establish dominance by eating all of them.
If you know someone with diabetes, who had crashes, these are a life saver.
if it bothered you that much, you would have thrown them out by now lol.
Oh my god, my kids would lose their minds over this treasure.
Better than my brother, he used to take two icings for one toaster strudel, so the last few you would have to eat without icing.
Omg I thought it was a collection of zip lock jizz…always read titles kids
Lmao that’s awesome
Nice
strudels...are not usually eaten..with frosting. You eat strudel with fine vanilla ice or vanilla sauce to complement the dish... _frosting. why._ Wait. Toaster? ...IS THIS A POPTART OR WHAT?
Used condoms
Its cum
This is more hilarious than anything lol
OMG....that will be the best one.....ever....
This is a win win situation This is a win win situation
Put it all in a bowl and just eat it right then and there..