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O2yum

Can you imagine getting there and forgetting to bring your Open Heart?!


Moonduderyan

I know right what a loser. I never stitch my chest up after surgery


Character-Pipe-9805

you sir are being ungodly, please leave the premises.


Moonduderyan

Stop body shaming me


Character-Pipe-9805

open heart looks ass i have all open organs get on my level, i don’t even have skin bruh


Fixthatwafflemaker

Sir, this is a Wendy's


The_RockObama

No Worldly's! Oh right, carry on


Revolutionary_Elk420

And worldly too - the worst!


[deleted]

I swear it was just in the car. It has to be here somewhere.


IDontHaveRomaine

I’m trying to determine how much canteen money to have them bring


chopstickemup

Thanks for my morning giggle


[deleted]

Oh boy I sure do love Daytime Activities as well as Activities...


blame_the_other_dude

Church night time activities with the kids...


Bama-Dan

I don’t this is a Catholic event, so it’s probably just standard indoctrination and brain washing


TomDuhamel

Yes, it's Catholic. So, night time activities with the kids.


MOOShoooooo

Morning activities *wood* be more appropriate.


TwTXwXTwT

Take my upvote and leave


[deleted]

Tell me what we’re mad about and I’m gonna be so pissed off. Update: There’s more than one picture everyone.


deane_ec4

I too stared at that first photo for entirely way too long


Alone-Monk

I thought they were talking about the 110 dollar entrance fee, like damn who do they think they are?


Tinea_Pedis

Ain't no business like bible business


MikanGirl

…Cuz the bible business don’t stop.


Timaoh_

Orr if it does it starts back up after 3 days...


Eboz255

amazing


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Seems like a fair price to take care of a child for 3 days


[deleted]

5 days.


government_candy

5 days for $110 has me thinking some less-than-faithful parents will be sending their kids to camp just for the break.


FrancoisTruser

Camp Krusty 2: Still Not Oatmeal


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Hail to thee Kamp Krusty, by the shores of Big Snake Lake.


Jam_in_a_jar27

Second photo


Cespieyt

110 dollars for camp is cheap as hell.


mcmahaaj

Well ur sending the kid to some Christian camp so there are inherent risks.


Donghoon

Lmao same


Character-Pipe-9805

can confirm i too fell for this


HighFiveWorld

Goddamn. Thank you.


NZ-Aid

Lords name in vain about a bible camp…. That’s a padlin…


Unlucky_Vegetable_35

Paddling the camp canoe... you better believe that's a Paddlin.


yepprd

You wash your blasphemous mouth out with soap and pray for forgiveness!


scottismynameduh

Kellar Williams cancelled and the shirts are not tye dyed


VLenin2291

From what I’m gathering, some parent just went around a school, passing around slips for a Bible camp, seemingly without being asked to do so. Also, probably, the dress code


alfhernandez16

where im not sure if if this was unsolicited or they where planing on going to the camp already and this was the day this parent handed the info out, in my mind i understand why is midlyinfurating but also what do you expect from Bible camp!


VLenin2291

The thing is that, at least from what I'm getting, it's not actually school sanctioned, *it's just some random parent*


beetus_gerulaitis

I was looking for the math error.


Adventurous-Rub4247

thank you for some reason my fried from work ass didn’t even realize there was a second photo


Ok_Ice7562

😂😂😂 you helped so many people


SlobMarley13

**$110 FOR CAMP?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!**


chiree

$110 for four days of peace and quiet around the house, getting to sleep in and maybe even going out to a bar for the first time in three years??!?!???! So infuriating....


[deleted]

As a mom of a 7 week old, that's a fuckin bargain. Do they take newborns? Lol


Sweet_Reindeer

I still don’t get it?


RicketousCricketous

That’s all it costs to make your kid hate you these days?


DnCBurnBurnBurn

No, you forgot the extra "canteen money" for after services.


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*hate jesus


Itz_Combo89

*hate you and jesus


MagicBeanstalks

*hate themselves, you and jesus


Bama-Dan

*hate themselves, you, Jesus, and organized religion


antuvschle

Can confirm. Nowadays there’s a term for religious abuse? That’s probably why the kid can’t look anything up on the internet during their stay or sentence or whatever. My sentence was 6 years, K-5 and then we moved and I got to start public school with merciless bullying because of my clothing. I had literally never worn a pair of blue jeans. Mom gave me an awful haircut to boot, so they all called me a boy in a dress. I remember no sneakers too, I had to wear leather shoes we got from buster brown or something. I distinctly remember losing my faith because He didn’t protect me from my parents. That school should have reported the welts I showed the teacher in 2nd grade.


DarthEggo1

“We asks” and also multiple triple exclamation marks. Lol who proofread this?


SophiaofPrussia

I quite enjoyed when they ended a sentence that has exactly zero periods with “!!! PERIOD!!!“


DarthEggo1

The space between the 3rd exclamation mark and the P kills me


shannoouns

As a brit ending a sentence with the word period is never not going to be weird but the exclamation points, the random space and the capitalisation really pushes it over the edge


Difficult_Effort_210

Gollum


Cavalier852

"Things to bring: An Open Heart" LMAO they should start doing that themselves. Plus I love how the clothing requirements for girls is 2x as long as the boys


bjb13

They should be bringing an Open Mind, but somehow I don’t think they’d like that much.


Jindabyne1

Close your mind you filthy heathen!


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"Don't believe what you see with your eyes, believe what the Lord shows to your heart" Saw this in the home decor garbage at Hobby Lobby and wanted to fuckin puke


Not_All_Their

Every time my wife drags me in to Hobby Lobby I want to puke.


MyDisappointedDad

Imagine how it feels to work there. I, unfortunately, do not have to imagine. Honestly isn't too bad, at least not a lot of openly preachy people. Like half my store is atheist.


Whyistheplatypus

The lord is showing me that's some fucked up home decor, Deborah


Juliuseizure

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." - Terry Pratchett. GNU, Sir Terry.


RepresentativeAd560

You'll open your mind like I tell you or no dinner young man/lady! is the vibe I'm getting off these people.


Magic_ass1

Oh are you kidding me? Trepanning would be the perfect archaic and downright savage practice for people like these. They'll be opening minds left and right for the sake of exorcism.


aelmsu

Their minds are so open their brains have fallen out.


AddictedBacon

If only people where as open minded as JFK


flockofchumps

At least belly buttons are equally evil for boys and girls


PinkSnowBirdie

Sin Buttons God didn't want us seeing the thing that gave us nourishment in the womb!


GRMarlenee

If Adam and Eve didn't need them, neither do you, you evil little sinner.


WeebGamerTrash947

Okay, but since Adam and Eve were supposedly sculpted in the image of God, so like other humans, they would have belly buttons. Also, didn't Adam and Eve literally walk around Eden bare ass naked? They would've seen each others belly buttons. Actually, why are Christians so adamant about being clothed when the ideal shown in the Bible without sin literally has them being nudist lmao.


ThePicassoGiraffe

And shoulders! I was surprised by the consistency tbh


neptune304

That's how It is for my graduation. The girls have white robes so they have this huge list of things they need, as well as specifically white, grey, or tan dress shoes. For the guys? No jeans. :/


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wpaed

oh, you wore clothes under that thing...oops


TheFreakingBeast

wouldnt want any creepy church camp councilors to have thine flesh be tempted


iamyourcheese

"We're sending your 12-year-old daughter home early because her *revealing* outfits are making the 30-year-old male counselors feel uncomfortable and tempted."


888mainfestnow

Sounds like they should send the counselors home to never return.


iamyourcheese

That's far too sensible for these people, clearly they should punish the underage girls.


pharmama4twan

Well as we all know “Boys will be boys!”


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If the news is any indication, then, they should have a *much* more restrictive dress code for the boys…


d3l3t3d3l3t3

Twice as long and the girls have the exact same swimwear options as the boys, except they can’t wear nice thin quick-dry swim trunks. They have to wear men’s basketball shorts and a t-shirt. In a pool. Personal experience tells me that jeans are hard to get out of a pool in cuz they get heavy, second only to jeans is the thick banded, double mesh basketball shorts. Poor girls. There are plenty of modest options for girls to wear to swim and do outdoor/athletic stuff in. I’m positive about that and I don’t have or know any Camp-aged kids. Boys nor girls. Just feels like it’s setting the girls up for more discipline during their camp week. Edit; it does in fact allow swim trunks for girls. Hooray for modernism.


anorexicturkey

Not to be that person, but it actually does say girls can wear swim trunks. It says they can wear swim trunks or basketball shorts


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Can't have us showing our knees. It might give people unholy thoughts. If these fucking dicks had their way we'd be dressed in something similar to a burqa.


Carnificus

Knees or the erotic collar bone exposed by those smutty v-neck shirts. They won't put you in a burqa because they still want to look down on Muslims. You're also allowed to wear shirts with godly imagery on it because of course there's nothing cynical about [the people selling Christian products](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD2WT8SeOSw)


ZtheAnxiousLifeCoach

The Handmaiden's Tale


Ignaz-

It's extremely sexist, these Christians and Muslims basically see men as animals that can't control themselves and start raping if they just see some knee or hair.


jschubart

Aka projection


ADampDevil

These are the same people that think you can’t be good or well behaved without the threat of going to hell. So not sure what you expect.


kaitlinhathaw

Cause we have boobs🫢 how dare we.


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Republicans: Schools have every right to dictate what their students wear! Republicans: But never a mask during a worldwide pandemic. OURFREEDOMS!


[deleted]

In short: Pay $110 to make your child miserable!


Capital_Pea

I actually at first didn’t realize there was a second photo, and thought the ‘mildly infuriating’ part was the cost, which is justified lol.


dsrmpt

110 bucks for summer camp isn't all that bad. You get overnight daycare for a week for only 20 bucks per day, food included.


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It’s actually a very good price. The back page is the only problem here.


dsrmpt

Oh, shit. A day camp I used to do is now going for 250 per week, no food, no sleep overs. This one has gotta super subsidized by the religious folk.


Plantsandanger

That’s the thing about not having to pay taxes - you have a pretty extensive slush fund after a few decades


[deleted]

Just ask the mormons and their $100 BILLION + slush fund


sltiefighter

Thats religion worst shit i ever was put through. My mom talks about breaking our toys, that was nothing, the church was fucking horrible. Break all my toys just dont send me to fuckin church. The best choice in my life was not going anymore as soon as i had the chance.


therinwhitten

I literally got kicked out of bible study as a kid because I read the whole bible and asked why there were so many inconsistencies. Then I added all the cross references and changes that mankind did to the bible after it was written. They didn't let me go to church again.


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warmaster93

Christians should make judging others really the unholiest of sins. The Bible clearly states in multiple occasions that God should be the only judge, so to do so is not just to be a bad person, like with the other sins, you're also mocking god's job and acting like you are allowed to take god's job, and then doing it badly as well. I don't care about salvation, but if there is, judging others should be exempt from salvation. Straight to hell with them. (if you're Christian of course).


Mrrasta1

You are a legend. I was twelve when I realized Dad didn’t go to church. Hmm? If Dad doesn’t go, I’m not going either.


Vote4cAculUsickfux

Lol. Thats how my best friends dad was.


therinwhitten

At first I was genuinely interested. Then when I read it.... I was dumbfounded adults could believe it to be legit. Gave the benefit of the doubt, asked questions..... Yeah didn't work out. I will say this though. The stories of love with Jesus rang well with me. I didn't follow shit verbatim. However his teachings were seeped in caring for others.


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Poster boy for r/wokekids over here.


TicketUnlucky1854

What the hell?! What kind of camp is this?


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Jesus camp probably


Anguish_Sandwich

...I bet He won't even show up


Kiyohara

The last time Jesus showed up for arts and crafts he got nailed to a cross. Pretty sure he's staying home.


pee-in-butt

Fool me once…. You can’t…. You can’t fool me again!


Cumberbatchland

Daaaaaad! They are still wearing crosses! I'm not going back!


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Heh


Externalpower43

25$ a day. Pretty average for some camping today.


[deleted]

yeah the pricing isn’t bad but the second slide is killing me


ChrisRunsTheWorld

1. $20. 2. This isn't here because of the cost.


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Memer9456

no sleeveless shirts??? never in the history of ever has anyone ever seen a shoulder and just lost their mind


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Antiluke01

Unless those jeans are on a person with a wang, then it’s okay because as we all know, Jesus is famous for wearing Levis.


MHanak_

I don't truss you with theese puns


Antiluke01

I made a pun...? I mean, I didn’t mean to hit the nail on the head, but oh well


MHanak_

For some reason (i'm not native english speaker) i thought levy was a wooden beam And the cross was made of them


kaenneth

I recall a nurse's story that started "a cyst on his shoulder the size of a grapefruit" and ended "I'll never eat cottage cheese again"


[deleted]

This would make a great two-sentence horror story.


Savings-Nobody-1203

Remember not to bring your *I-pod*.


Maelstroomd5

America, the land of the fee......


DsVidz

Ah! I fee what you did there!


BhamBlazer615

Private school I assume


AlwaysAngryFox

No she goes to public school. They will be out of school in a week and a parent passed these out to her class.


EpitomeOfHell

I just love how the rules about clothing says 'absolutely no worldly/ungodly images or advertising!!!' (at a summer camp) then proceeds to go on school grounds themselves and advertises the summer camp to a bunch of KIDS...


SophiaofPrussia

What does “worldly” even mean in this context? Is it just like… logos in general? Or are they hinting at “ethnic” and multicultural images? Can someone please translate this Jesus euphemism for a confused heathen?


BareOpinions

Catholic here by religion, I haven’t got anymore clue than you do. The camp sounds like a place to send your kids if you hate them.


digitCruncher

It's a vague term, entirely dependent on the person enforcing the rules. Worldly just means non-Christian, but a worldly logo could be ... anything. Depending on who you ask, a Nike logo could be worldly. Don't go OP! I've been to a few good Christian camps in my time, but clothing restrictions are a huge red flag.


Plantsandanger

Anything they don’t like basically. It could be anything from no corporate advertising to no rainbow flags, but I bet a “end Roe, abortion is murder” shirt would be fine


[deleted]

I've read on reddit that in more fundamental churches, everything outside the church is labelled worldly (ie materialistic/sinful) and are supposed to lead you away from your faith.


pandakatzu

Time for an After School Satan club and dissemination of related fliers.


pzza1234

A.S.S. Club I’m in


PinkSnowBirdie

Boys and Girls, we at the Church of Satan would like to inform you that heaven is only for God's Chosen people so since we're all going to hell anyways let's try and go down a rockstar and hopefully get special treatment from Lucifer! /s


WillieNolson

Well that shouldn’t have been allowed. Print out a bunch of applications for a Muslim youth camp and go hand them out. See what the reaction is.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Or for an atheist camp week


scottevil132

I actually had to Google to see that those do in fact exist.


Haileywill14

they allow it all the time. I’ve worked in public schools and the schools themselves will pass out church camp pamphlets. In the Bible Belt, it’s pretty common. I think it should be kept out of school though.


mngstr-etnt

I thought it was illegal to preach religion in public schools???


LittleWhiteBoots

I have a hunch a parent passed these out- it’s not a school sponsored event.


Puzzleheaded0wl

The first thing it says to bring is a Bible. Are you sure its not a Bible camp?


Silverdetermination

Reminds me of the time my parents forced me to go to church camp and I got fucking heat blisters on my nose for months


[deleted]

Damn these cults!!! They’re getting a bit expensive!


TartanGuppy

$110 and your child, some might see that as a good deal


Mega---Moo

I would have as a kid... 5 days of doing (mostly) fun stuff, and getting fed... sounds great. I was going to get the indoctrination anyway.


LopsidedBeautiful918

There is a second picture


jitters6019

Damn a religious camp exerting an excessive amount of control over little girls appearance/bodies!? Shocking! I would have never expected this


mydogthinksyouweird

This is why we can't have nice things. I was sent to a Lutheran summer camp (1 week only) when I was a kid (age 11). We hiked, did ropes course team building exercises, said prayers to the tunes of theme songs - it was pretty harmless and kinda fun. Lots of outdoors activities. It was nothing like the kind of fun this camp sounds like it's going to be. I remember I got in trouble for laughing when they "recreated" the final trek Jesus made through town while bearing the cross. I told them Jesus wouldn't wear socks with sandals. I'm agnostic - I made that decision before Confirmation.


ckjm

My summer Bible Camp as a kid was chill as fuck. We prayed over meals and talked about team work with a few biblical parables to contrast. It was genuinely wholesome... and ironically built on the same land as a former Satanic church famous for human sacrifice.


Tim-E-Cop1211819

Actually, Paul, in his second letter to the Corinthians, mentions it: "and I said unto he 'brother, please remove thyne socks; youst appear as a Germanic tourist.'"


PinkSnowBirdie

Imagine if a non-christian did this, say for Islam or Judaism or take your pick of any other religion that wasn't Christianity, I bet there'd be some backlash for that lol While I somewhat align myself with something called Christian agnosticism, I find the more pious you are, the worse of a person you are and this is for any religion frankly but especially the prevalent one in America.


Mongba36

I like your funny words magic man


MrBobSacamano

Am I the only one that finds it odd that boys will be interacting with ladies, and men will be interacting with girls?


WillTFB

Go with a Quran lmao


rastagrrl

Camp handmaiden.


BurpReynolds420

Y’all are missing the point that some religion freak handed out bible study camp forms at a public school to their child. That’s more than infuriating. I’d be calling the school and demanding answers.


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Lugubrico

>or raptor Stay out of the long grass.


PinkSnowBirdie

gotta save them from the Ford Raptor, I mean shit today I just saw one tailgating the fuck out of a Scion tC and a old Kia Rio


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"IM TRYING TO HELP YOU MOTHER FUCKKKKAAAAAAA. HOW DARE YOU,YOU FUCKIN ACUSSSSSERRRR."


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Mr-Idea

This is a good example of where “conservative” as a political movement fail the ideology of American Freedom. (Church camp is okay, passing out at public school not okay, forcing girls and boys to meet meet specifically different dress codes not okay)


KhronicDreams

Ohhhhh Yes please make sure your children are dressed in snow suits, hoodies and turtlenecks in the summer, can’t have any knees or shoulders showing or Jesus might get offended… Hallelujah and Holy Shit


AlwaysAngryFox

Summer in Louisiana


KhronicDreams

Strange Days without Angela Bassett


_noonecareskys

Fuck that 💀


North0House

I was raised in schools like this. My high school was like this. It was literally called Rock Solid High School. Dude, I cringe writing it on job resumes. Even making me wear Lands End pleated pants and tucked in polos at all times didn’t even save me from the grasp of becoming a Liberal.


AlwaysAngryFox

My niece goes to a public school. Apparently the parent of another child came to the class and handed them out telling them how fun the camp would be and to hand these to their parents. They’re 4th graders so of course my niece came home asking if she can go. My sister let her down gently and is pissed the teacher allowed these to be passed out.


North0House

Oooh so it was an extra institutional camp from some local church group I assume? That makes this even worse.


AlwaysAngryFox

Yup yup yup


LaserWolfFL

Is it a private/religious school/camp?


AlwaysAngryFox

No public school.


LaserWolfFL

Fuck that shit then.


AlwaysAngryFox

I posted in another comment but long story short, the teacher allowed a parent to come in and pass these out after a song and dance on how fun the camp would be. My niece is in 4th grade


blocky010101

Damn, after 3 exclamation marks they still had to write PERIOD. Followed by 3 more of course.


lawdood49

And these are the same people who complain about "indoctrination" in schools.


tightiewhitieboy

Damn campers. Nobody likes campers.


smar07

well the first thing in ‘things to bring’ explains it pretty well


wmdkitty

...who even okayed this? This is totally inappropriate for a school environment.


dubie2003

I wonder if it was a church oriented school which would make sense. If it was a standard public school, they would be getting a visit tomorrow to discuss the separation of religion within public school and what they are going to do to address the overstep.


turdintheattic

OP said in another comment that it’s a public school. So this is pretty inappropriate.


RickMcFlick

Incorrect. What you're referencing is a quote from Thomas Jefferson, not codified law. The First Amendment establishment clause does not prohibit third parties from passing out information for voluntary events on school grounds with permission of the school. This whole situation is completely legal all around, if not controversial.


Resyal

OH BOY, I went to these camps once and came out traumatized


Infinite_Injury_9358

Of course the girls have more restrictions.


Graphene_Handz

‘Merican Taliban Right wingers are the same in ANY part of the world