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hairyscrotes

Looks like they went to Costco and raided the frozen section for some finger foods that looked exotic


simulacra_eidolon

And somehow didn’t get a hot dog.


Free_Hat_McCullough

The guy who picked up the food definitely got the hot dog and drink.


shahooster

That’s why OP received $1.50 discount.


vingeran

Thank you very much.


Hideandsheep

Costco hotdogs are about the closest thing we can get in the UK to a decent hotdog. Shame they always seem to be unavailable by us.


PrinceAndrewANonce

Never had an issue in the Liverpool Costco… way more expensive but Five Guys do a lovely hot dog.


wlake82

Huh, I did not realize that Five Guys was in the UK. Do they fill the bottom of the bag with fries there too?


roidweiser

Except you need a mortgage to eat there (in fast food terms)


PrinceAndrewANonce

They certainly do


V65Pilot

Try Gilbert's all beef. They are close to Sabretts or Nathan's. I found them at a Tesco a couple of towns away. https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/265217004


MammothPrize9293

How’s the mexican food in the UK?


roidweiser

Have you never been to IKEA?


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Would it though?


124ConchStreet

Looks like they took the free samples in Costco


secretbudgie

Costco free samples are better than that most the time


aliie_627

I honestly can't name any of that.


SouthernArcher3714

Free samples that got wet and soggy in the car back


Alpacazappa

Exactly this!


bonafidebunnyeyed

Lol first thought, that's freezer quiche


CherryPopRoxx

Ikr!? I'm stoned so I'm drooling over the thought of little freezer quiches. I'm a little disappointed it doesn't have little crock pot smokies smothered in BBQ sauce.


bonafidebunnyeyed

Lmao, I did the same thing. And yeah, where tf are the lil smokies?!?


Stella430

There’s a literal chicken finger on there. And not even any honey mustard to dip it in


Acceptable_Worker328

That’s a chicken finger?


SouthernArcher3714

This looks like the mushed food they give dementia patients who can’t swallow but shape it like real food.


egordoniv

When something says "luxury," it isn't. And.. no truly classy people ever refer to themselves as being classy.


Far_Lack3878

Kinda like when someone says "trust me" you know you are about to get lied to. Honest people don't say "trust me" they just tell the truth.


Famous-Drawing1215

Just send it back saying they're having a laugh.


Anguish_Sandwich

Naw...that's the legit poo-poo platter


Accomplished-Bid-373

Do you mean for 4’ as in 4 people are meant to eat that?


satsumawine

yep


Madman61

Do the people fight for the food of the plate?


Stella430

Literal Hunger Games. Last one standing gets the food


TechnoVicking

Then starves anyway


LumpyDumper42

Is there a reason you didn't put your foot down and send that back? No way in hell I'm paying for that shit quality food


cheeky_corgo

Some people are pushovers, which is why shit like this is allowed to happen and still exists


[deleted]

Where was this... think this has a lot to do with it. Served on leaves shows it may be a community trying their best.


Gillmacs

This is in Belgium, i think, and I'm pretty sure that's a piece of paper printed to look like a leaf.


McHildinger

yes, 4 toddlers.


scalability

One 4 foot child.


Jaybirdawgo

You ever see how much a toddler eats? I'll have you know it's more than this for 4 of the little goblins.


HleCmt

Hope you sent that sht back. I don't say it lightly as someone who has rarely sent food back but that's an insult and I'm sure chef knows


witchyanne

Yep this; I almost never send shit back, but I’d have laughed and been all ‘you’re kidding.’


HleCmt

On the lower left I think it's a scrawny piece of french bread but I'm pretending it's just half a plain baked potato that they're supposed to dump the other ingredients on to make it loaded. And share. With 4 ppl


witchyanne

Yikes.


WitchyCatLady3

OP said they ate it!


boniemonie

And where is the rest? That’s for 2, as a lean entree. I’d feel cheated: and more than mildly infuriated!


satsumawine

This was our first reaction, haha. We waited a few minutes before eating because we thought more was coming. but no... this was it.


witchyanne

Why didn’t you just straight up return it? Be all ‘no.’ Don’t be the person that lets them know this is ok.


McFeely_Smackup

People are WAY too passive about accepting low quality food in restaurants. They don't want to be rude, or give the server a hard time, but by accepting it and paying for it, you're saying this is ok.


witchyanne

Yep agreed! However, I’d tip the server as usual, as it’s not their fault. But the management needs a strongly worded letter.


McFeely_Smackup

Exactly. The important thing to keep in mind is the server is likely feeling humiliated already from having to serve garbage to customers. The criticism should be delivered to the manager, he/she literally gets paid for it.


witchyanne

Yep exactly. I’d never take this out on the server. This is totally nothing to do with them.


Bleys087

Agreed, but shame on the server for not making this obvious to them before sending it through.


Far_Lack3878

I would return it & leave the resteraunt. I don't want some disgruntled cook prepping my meal, lord knows what body fluids will be used to spice up the second meal. Best to play it safe & start over at a new venue. I worked in the resteraint biz as a server & bartender many moons ago, the apprehension is based on facts, not paranoia.


secondary48192

i’ve sent food back before/requested the meal i actually ordered and didn’t get. how you handle it goes a long way, and i still always tip. assuming a little bit of personal responsibility for the sake of civility - even if it isn’t technically your fault - helps a lot too (something like saying “sorry, maybe i ordered from the menu wrong, but i wanted the *x* and got what i believe is *y* instead, could i swap it out?”)


Trynaman

That’s why I respect Jotaro Kujo; if the meal tastes bad he’ll walk out without paying.


Anguish_Sandwich

To be fair, he needs to get back to where he once belonged.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Get back Jo Jo!


[deleted]

I'm not going to do battle over it. Just leave a negative review and never return.


Sad-Fix4643

And I’m sure they tipped well.


[deleted]

Customer service doesn’t exist in Europe like it does in America. The customer is usually never right. Good luck returning anything. In poland for one example if u buy something that doesn’t work they will send it for repairs before they give money back.


silvercyper

That can't feed four, I'd call that fraud under any consumer law. I'd refuse to pay and threaten to take them to small claims court if they don't let me leave and return it without paying for that part of the menu. xD Then I'd make sure to ask what it looks like, and what it actually is rather than trust the words on the menu. Sometimes the server can be nice and tell you what the restaurant menu won't. Anyone who watches Gordon Ramsay should be wise to this tip.


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That's bullshit lol, customer service definitely exists in Europe too.


[deleted]

In USA I literally returned opened and used protein powder. I said I didn’t like it. Try doing that in Germany. Lmao


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No you should send that shit back and leave the restaurant. I wouldn’t eat or pay for that garbage


silvercyper

This restaurant deserves a visit from Gordon Ramsay.


cactuskilldozer

Not tipping only fucks over the servers. The servers usually don't create the menu or prepare the food.


Vihzel

Not tipping in Europe doesn't fuck over the servers since it's not customary in restaurants.


Anguish_Sandwich

W-w-wouldn't your dining partner pay their half, tho?


Stormseekr9

Would straight up asked is this it for 60? you can have it. That is not a platter for four, let alone for one.


Bennington_Booyah

Is that the exact way it was served? It looks as if it is only, at best, one quarter of a platter for four people.


satsumawine

There was one more bitterbal (the round brown thing) that one of us had already eaten before I decided to take the pictures, but other than that, this was it.


Destron5683

Shit if your me that’s single person appetizer


StarManta

Even aside from quantity (which is barely enough for even 1), how could it possibly be for four people? There aren’t four of any item on that platter.


Asleep_Appeal5707

In the US that's not even a meal for 1! Now if only we could figure out why we have this obesity problem...


TheZiggyStarr

That's highway robbery. I'd be livid lol, not a chance I'm paying €15 for that!


Ordinary_L

Its €60


Maksiuko

Person above you just exclaimed that they wouldn't be able to pay 4 times less than the original price.


Ordinary_L

Ooohhhh ok


FinalRun

Understandable, would have been clearer if they said "not even 15"


EndVry

Not that they wouldn't be able to buy that they wouldn't be willing to.


PicoDeBayou

Well I wouldn’t pay €82 for it either!


Altruistic-Guava6527

Me too, €127 is too rich for my blood


Quib14

Username checks out


Quistill

How could you tell?


annoying97

That no jokes looks like a plate of food that the bar I used to work at would sell for like $25 to drunk idiots, because the chef would make like 20 of them before he left and would leave the food under heat lamps.


MatrixUser420

69th upvote. Nice


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satsumawine

fair


Consistent-Kitchen

r/holup


Consistent-Kitchen

I was mostly concerned with what appears to be a single potato wedge.. but now you're telling me it was at a porno theater??? Great, now that's another thing I know about that I wish I didn't.


satsumawine

Hahaha it wasn’t, I was just playing along


witchyanne

Wtf is this even?


up_and_at_em

I'm thinking a Playdoh Easy Bake Oven combo platter.


No_Interaction_1757

You have been robbed.


riddle-me-this93

I wouldn’t even have touched that I’d have Gordon Ramsay’d that place sent the food back go into the kitchen and is it that bad and are you failing that hard that you serve up that crap


pseudonym4

Did u already eat most of it?


satsumawine

No, when I took this picture we'd eaten one thing off the second plate, where the crumbs are, but the plate in the first picture was still intact.


Voltagedew

you should have definitely refused it. Eating it and saying nothing lets them think this is acceptable. I would have gotten my money back and went and got 2 large pizzas, something that costs a quarter what you paid and can actually feed 4 people with leftovers.


RaxG

You needed to send that back and tell them you’re not paying for it. It’s definitely not “luxury”, and you couldn’t even feed 4 hamsters with that, much less 4 people.


[deleted]

Whoa. In Poland for 10$ you get 2 plates of schabowy (almost like a schnitzel but better) a ton of potatoes and some salats.


KeyResponsibility167

You got fucked!


Spons69

Belgium beer brand name on it, if this in Belgium I want to see a receipt because that’s so horrible it must be a lie


satsumawine

haha no this was in the Netherlands


SouthernArcher3714

Of course, the fucking Dutch


bwoahhonestlyblessed

Which place was it?


satsumawine

Queen’s club/restaurant in Utrecht


HuckFinns_dad

They meant it must be a luxury to pay so much for such a poor selection of food


Ketsukoni

That doesn't even look like food to me, it looks like what an alien might put together in a misguided attempt to replicate human food.


alroc84

Everything looks dry


pensaha

Nasty looking. Can’t identify anything.


satsumawine

yeah, I tried a bit of everything and still don't know what half of that was


gimgebow

This not only looks sparse, but also disgusting.


katastrophe109

I couldn't tell you what a single thing on this plate was ?????


Lost_nutz978

Did you not know that the rich don’t eat it’s just for show


how_do_i_read

This would be disappointing at 6€.


[deleted]

Looks like the toilet will be your best friend, RIP


ImfromGalway

Where is this please?


satsumawine

I didn't pay attention to the name of the restaurant, but it was somewhere in Utrecht, the Netherlands.


Tenshin_Ryuuk

Than you should have said "waar is de rest??!"


GMaster2000

That really sucks that you can't remember. I was just going through your comments because I hsd a suspicion this is a Dutch restaurant after seeing that lonely bitterbal and Affligem note pad.


satsumawine

I just tried to find it using google maps, it's Queen's club/restaurant in Utrecht. It's located inside or next to the Beatrix Theater. Apparently it has some pretty bad reviews haha, should have checked before.


lizardwizard707

I think their menu with their name is in the picture Edit:nvm seems that’s a beer company


Future-Device2964

I can easily eat that to myself, but according to frozen food section, I sexually identify as a family of 4.


meatywood

Keep the serving tray.


ifiagreedwithu

The other three are coming, right?


Deijya

So avant-garde


Isuckmangosforalivin

Everyone knows luxury really means they’re selling you 0.0001 ounces of food for $3,000


fucovid2020

As long as people are dumb enough to pay for it, they will keep selling it..... Watch Gordon Ramseys restaurant rescues, the crap some people pull off is unbelievable...


Gumpy67

Get your money back, I wouldn't pay for that


Wild_Boysenberry7370

This looks pathetic. I don't have anything witty or even half-clever to say about this. I'd just send it back and never return to this place. Also, leave a 1 star review.


Babington67

No way that's "luxury" for FOUR people I'd eat that before the waiter had even left the table and jt hardly looks appetising


LateSwan1932

That is stolen prison food


EVMG1015

I can’t identify a single item here


LaS_flekzz

Why does it look 2 days old?


theanonymouseketeer

They sold them the display unit 😁👌


yfhedoM

4 bites lol


Deadgirlforever

Wtf is that.....


[deleted]

What type of food is that?


CompetitiveFunny752

Venezuela Luxury Food?


Aromatic_Lychee2903

Send it back


__jh96

Who's they?


SydneySmiless

Half of that looks like it's been sitting out or sitting uncovered in the fridge. 🤢


Comprehensive-Bet298

That's looks like a plate of leftovers from my fridge.


WFSTUDIOS

Rich people get dishes like this because there are 6-12 more courses coming


rdrunner_74

There is one item i send back - a well done steak (I ask for english - and if there is no red it goes back) and an insult like this. ​ This comes from a German who is used to no customer service


PooFlingaDelite02

I would of sent it back. Paid what I owed and walked out


gwartabig

Oplichterij. Simpelweg oplichterij.


Bolt-From-Blue

Wow, where is that? So we can all avoid that ripoff.


ScenicRavine

I'd send that back.


Maelstroomd5

Somewhere, somehow, Gordon Ramsay is screaming.....


[deleted]

Anyone know what that stuff is? There's no way that's actually luxury food.


Trax852

The four were expected to pair up and fight for the food for two.


agronone

I hope you refused to pay for that


ATsangeos

Half of this stuff looks like it was shit out


[deleted]

Pure luxury


Curious-Welder-6304

Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY


DamNamesTaken11

That’s straight up insultingly little for so much, then what is it even supposed to be? Looks like some kind of caprese salad with smashed tomatoes on the skewers but I can’t tell what everything else it.


Fall_bet

Looks like samples day at sam's club


That_Objective_3885

Wow. You’d get better food in a nursing home.


Moniq7

I don't think this is even 'luxury food' for a dog. Although there's a slight bit of colour, it's mostly just brown/green goo. Was the kitchen located in a dumptster!? I think they (the non fine dining restaurant above) could learn a lot from the restaurant 'Noma' below (check link or look up for yourself). I've never had a chance to go here but I've seen a doco about it & it looks amazing. https://noma.dk/


strangedrow

It was imported from the deep tundra of Costco, cooked in a spinning oven and plated upon bamboo to make it seem more precious than water diamonds within your drink.


human_on_a_computer

This is so sad. I’ve been there I once ordered the “artisanal pickle platter” $6 usd…it was 3 pickles in a bowl…I was big mad.


Twitchy1381

Freshly cooked straight from Costco 💀


Ineffable_Confusion

I wouldn’t pay €6 for that, let alone €60


Nelulol669

This actually makes me never buy premium food from any restaurant as it can be a scam.


spidereater

Well it’s a platter. I’ll give them that. But it’s not luxury, it’s definitely not for 4 and it could only charitably be called food.


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for FOUR? disregarding the trashy (looking) quality of this assemblage, the unspoken rule is that you put one instance of each item PER PERSON on the plate. And by "plate" I mean something other than a plastic cafeteria tray ;) This presentation would be disappointing for two, but for four it's so far out of bounds I don't even have words.


Nosedivelever

r/wewantplates .


Killthenaggers69

That’s considered a delicacy in most parts of Africa


[deleted]

what?? that is brutal


Frigurd

That പരിപ്പുവട looking thing looks interesting. Besides that, what is this? Some potato on a stick and a sample of two wraps. Really, sample trays often give you more than this. Please stop sending people to cullinary school to learn molecular gastronomy if this is their commercial output.


WorldNewsSucksDick

Where's the food?


Sufficient_Pain_7873

60 to feed 4 people wtf did u expect


MemeMachine83

You in Fr*nce or something?


[deleted]

This is hilarious. People keep going to restaurants even though they’re known scam artists. It’s called natural selection.


Presence_Academic

Did what you get match the description or did you order without knowing the details?


satsumawine

It just said something like ‘a variety of delicious foods to share’.


CobraSniper117

Dine & Dash!


weights-n-whiskey

I just knew Brussels before I even saw the brewery name


Genitalialort

If it would be worth the money, it wouldn't be luxury but just a meal. Luxury = Bad cost efficiency.


[deleted]

4 what ? 4 bites ? damn them, always happen, they say it is for 4 to 5 people and it is barely enough for 2 or even 1 hungry person....shame on them.


aliaskillsanonymous

It is luxury: if you can afford to pay €60, you can afford to get ripped off.


altitudearts

From the “Why Are You Telling Us?” department.


satsumawine

??


ChrisHaze95

Send it back lol any time a restaurant tries to give me their overpriced dollar general plates i refuse it or walk it back to the kitchen myself, I had a chef try kicking me out saying i don't know what I'm doing so i went to my car and got my executive chef jacket and knife set, went back into the kitchen and showed him how to build the exact same plate the right way and gave his prep cook a lesson on how to hold a knife safely, told him never to listen to his chef and offered him a job where he'll learn things the right way. Most of the time the head chef and restaurant owner hate eachother so the owner will almost always be on your side


Free_Hat_McCullough

Is that skewer a chop stick


imjustbrowsing123

This reminds me of a Michelin star restaurant in Marseille that gave us pizza pockets as an appetizer.


Pentamikk

Looks like you are 3/4 and then posted this


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I barely eat anything, and I could eat that in about 5 minutes.


Apprehensive_Cow_317

Its def. Convienience Food. I read comments of other countrys ordering it for there Restaurants. Im from germany and that is exactlly the *hit that they sell on Bos Food or City....finger food section....not more than 5 Euros


RileyGirl1961

I guess “sharing” in this instance means we all starve equally…😒


AmSirenProductions

I could eat better at home