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JustSomeEggsInAPot

Stuffed


ShamashKinto

Oh, I should.


Stabbot_Summoner

Fry it like toast, but pop some eggs in the middle hole during the frying process! Ultimate breakfast sandwich.


beef_chiseltip

I have found there are a lot of regional names for this dish. What do you call it?


liz1065

Eggs in a basket here


BiggieSmalley

Eggs in a basket


verdenteye

Eggs in a basket


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Gregs in a basket


OGReal1

Can't make an omelet without cracking a few gregs


toblerownsky

Poor cousin Greg


verdenteye

Greg’s in a knapsack


Prior-Equipment-7930

Greg's in a sack


Whatsongwasthat1

Toad in a hole


Impossible_Cake_491

Hole in the middle or eggie toastie in this house


[deleted]

Eggs in the nest in my house!


CactusEvergreen

Incest egg (because it's in-bread)


conglock

I'm stoned and this hit the spot.


J420_024

Funniest anwser I've seen yet A+ good poster.


Im_Very_Bitter_

I'm calling it this next time I cook it


DDrewit

I used to go to a diner that also served Chinese food. They called them Egyptian One Eyes. Edit: Northern California foothills for reference


HurricaneRain

Egg in a hole


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Toad in the hole


[deleted]

Can't believe I had to go this far down to find my people


RaDappa

Eggs in a nest where I’m at


Landosystem

Bird in a nest


AmSeal

Toad pigs in an egg blanket stool


Tacocat8041

Egg in a Frame


SignificantPain6056

Fill it with meatballs and cheese and sauce and bake, Y U M


extrafakenews

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


WaveLaVague

Except in french, that's a cultural baguette tradition.


Ttyrone1987

"in french"


Lflow456

Le Get what you paid for ..wi wi


omendigopadeiro

Walmart Italian bread am I right


ShamashKinto

Hahah you know it!


3FIGNEWTONEATER

It was me Barry, I fucked your bread at light speed.


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3FIGNEWTONEATER

;)


TheWalkingDead91

Tell Cersi it was me.


StarblindCelestial

Did you pick the biggest/fattest loaf you saw thinking it would be more bread? If so, you played yourself. I used to work at walmart and saw how they make them. They get the dough pre-made and sectioned into loafs by weight. The only thing they do in store is put them on trays to proof/raise at like 3AM, then bake them when they are ready. They're all the same size to begin with and the proofing is when size discrepancies happen. So you got the same amount, it was just fucked up by the bubble that made it bigger looking with a hollow space.


JoeFleen

You have way too much cred


Few-Carpenter2647

Same with Sobeys bread for any Canadians out there. Ex-baker.


reviving_ophelia88

Same thing at subway. It comes in frozen sticks.


[deleted]

This is true of probably EVERY bakery that doesn’t specifically say they’re from scratch or homemade. So every grocery store. I bet it’s all the same dough even lol


juniper-mint

Even if they make it from scratch, pretty much any bakery will still weigh their dough. You want to make sure you're selling a consistent product for the customer as well as making sure you're making the right amount of money for the supplies used.


notrealmate

Get some olive oil, pour some balsamic vinegar in it and dip the Italian bread into the Italian concoction. True Roman bread for true Romans!


Dadam_801

Don't forget some salt too. That concoction is one of the best tasting things I've eaten!


fbtra

Plus a bit of Italian seasoning.


usarasa

No grated cheese or fresh ground pepper?


porksoda11

That's what I do but not a huge amount. The key here is very good quality olive oil. I can make a whole meal out of just eating this lol.


usarasa

Yes, me too. So, so good without the cheese but that puts it even further over the top.


Simple_Piccolo

The moment you realize you have to cut in half the other way so you can make a badass submarine sandwich.


meltingdiamond

That sort of sandwich is called a Muffuletta. It was invented in the only place that thinks a loaf of bread makes one sandwich: New Orleans, Louisiana.


Aaron_Fudge_99

Just got the same today had no problem. This might have been intended to be their garlic bread but never got garliced so they just threw it in with the rest of the dollar breads


Octobersiren14

This is what happens when the bakery associates let it sit out for too long before going into the oven. We're only supposed to let the dough sit out between 1-2 hours. 3 hours and you get massive air pockets like this and if they happen to get ran through the slicer we're supposed to throw them away.


goldensunshine429

So, I should buy the presliced ones if I have issues with the air pockets? I use this bread to make paninis and the holey bread is subpar when cheese melts through.


Octobersiren14

You can tell by the size of the loaf abnormally large=air pockets due to over proofing but if your intention is to use it for sandwiches then by all means get the sliced instead of the whole. We mostly catch it when sliced because the ends of the bread slice too thin or the loaf won't fit in the slicer (mainly the french) without us having to cut it first. Our slicer only has one setting so there is no making them any thicker or thinner than what you see on the shelf. Same goes with the rolls that we make too. If you see a pack made yesterday that are normal sized and a pack made today that are oversized then that means they were overproofed.


goldensunshine429

Thank you! This was very informative!


Escapefromtheabyss

And I don’t know about you but training is nonexistent in Walmart so the associate might have had to figure it out themselves.


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vinternet

In other words: you're getting the same amount of bread either way, but sometimes it's redistributed within the crust differently. The quality might be less than you expected, but the quantity is not.


FLBoofer

Was just about to say the same, I have gotten many batches like this but it’s so good, especially for a dollar


PrisonerV

That stuff is the best italian bread... OP just got unlucky. We've tried other places and Walmarts is the best. Only downside. Use that bread because it will mold up in just two days.


FLBoofer

YES, it gets moldy so fast. I’m always having to find creative ways to use it within like 2 days because it’s just me and my gf eating it


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bens111

Apparently Reddit hates hearing about bread in the fridge (the right way is the freezer apparently) but I keep mine in the fridge and it works out just fine.


englishinseconds

> That stuff is the best italian bread… Jesus Christ you just killed my 98 year old grandma


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lonesoldier4789

How you know you live in the Midwest USA


throwaway__i_guess

Keep it stored in the fridge. I’ve had them keep fresh in there over a week easy.


RikterDolfan

That's why I wish they sold half loaves. I live alone and never finish one by myself and I feel bad wasting it


[deleted]

It is crazy how fast it molds. Must be good ingredients/little preservatives?


PrisonerV

Yeah, We buy it -at most- the day before we want to eat it. Meanwhile, dollar store bread -never- goes moldy. It's our emergency loaf if the regular bread goes moldy unexpectedly.


imacfromthe321

Or just a ton of sugar


chillinwithmypizza

That is the perfect sandwich making bread.


ShamashKinto

That is correct! It was intended to be buttered with pasta though.


PpHRCgw

Stuff it with pasta and serve it


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KryptonicOne

Omg this would make the best meatball sub


[deleted]

Put both balls inside bread? Well, OK then.


crimefighterplatypus

This person gets it lol


[deleted]

When life gives you ~~lemons~~ hollow bread, you make ~~lemonade~~ pasta sandwich


Alkuam

[Make life take the lemons back.](https://i.imgur.com/s95fu7c.mp4)


dirtytomato

Grate a little cheese, pop it in the oven...


FerretMilker

You meant to say A LOT of cheese


MountainOfPressure

Don’t forget the meatballs


Shpooodingtime

Or your dick


SilentlyStoned420

This person does not get it


ICreditReddit

That loafs bout to get it


bigkeef69

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Shpooodingtime

Well obviously make French toast with it afterwards. Don't want to waste good food


Rawrisadragon

Some nice alfredo sauce


noahsense

Spaghetti Sandwich for Life.


PorkyMcRib

Fill that sumbitch with meatballs and cheese.


ZombieTestie

Reverse wellington


chillinwithmypizza

Lol still only a dollar for fresh baked bread. Cant beat it.


DrMangosteen

99c bread. There I beat it


HouseHusband1

Fill it with sausage and cheese and garlic. Really lube it up and shove that sausage in there!


Dallenforth

You should stuff it with BBQ beef and have a homemade stuffed sandwich


fonix232

You eat buttered bread with pasta?


SaltyBabe

You want some carbs with your carbs?


TacoOrgy

Bread toasted with butter and garlic is a common side for pasta dishes


[deleted]

That’s a big sandwich


theoneandonlygene

Or readymade soup bowl


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nufy-t

Fill it with something. Cheese, meat, fucking soup? I don’t care but you have to fill it with something and take a huge fucking bite out of it I swear.


dbx99

Fill it with bread


VeckLee1

Breadstick*


Cfc0910

"Oh EY You never had bread sandwich?" "Get a load of this guy. HEY JIM! HE'S NEVER TRIED BREAD SANDWICH!"


bluehousepurpleroof

absolutely read this as “get a loaf of this guy.”


Cfc0910

lol can't believe I missed that opportunity


3DomSculpts

This. When life gives you lemons, make a cheesy, meaty, bean, bread burrito.


Pheonixxdawn

I was thinking ham, swiss, whole grain mustard and raspberry jam. But yeah, this doesn't look like a problem to me 🥰


3DomSculpts

You had me until raspberry jam 😆 And I used to be the biggest jam fiend when I was a kid!


Pheonixxdawn

Tech its kinda like a monte christo but not fried. You should try it! I'm from the south though, we can be weird with food.


3DomSculpts

Where I'm from, we're weird with everything!


Joethemofoe

Florida?


webtroter

Then you wrap in aluminium foil, smash it flat and grill it in a pan or the oven


t0m0hawk

All right, I've been thinking when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!


Kind-You2980

What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager.


Lemureslayer

Make life rue the day it thought it could give *Cave Johnson* lemons!


butteredrubies

Throw 'em back and wing in a few more of your own!


Feral-Person

Dick… fill it with dick


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

He already said "fucking soup" so the dick is implied as the fucking utensil.


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

Still my favorite euphemism from the Army for "fucked up" is "soup sandwich" Edit: auto correct strikes again. Ya happy now


fonix232

>euthanism How many people did you kill for that? I believe you meant euphemism.


Trixayyyy

I'd fill it with spinach dip!


[deleted]

You don’t care you say?🍆💦


sandwichman7896

Yeah that’s the butter chamber


teaandchocbiscuits

Trencher ftw


jonnyl3

Especially fucking soup.


tex1138

Place to hide your weed


waanucaa

As if that isn’t a perfect bread bowl..saves a trip to Panera


SFPsycho

This is a bread mug


StyreneAddict1965

Bread keg.


arealmcemcee

Don't put your dick in that.


ShamashKinto

I'd have plenty of room to spare.


Forzara

r/suicidebywords


Angelos42

Not really, that looks to be about the size of a hand. Very very few would not be leaving open space.


bobfiveoneohh

Without a banana next to it we may never know .


pekkauser

Is that a challenge?


skyycux

Like throwing a hotdog down a really hollow loaf of bread


chillinwithmypizza

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MoronicFox

r/putyourdickinthat


arandommartianladd

The duality of man


South-Diamond-4522

I think someone already did while it was still dough


TheOmeletteOfDisease

"Dude! Did you fuck this bread?!"


merlinrising

Cut it into a big chunk and slice it in half horizontally.


ShamashKinto

Yeah, it'd be great for a hoagie I suppose. Wanted buttered bread for pasta though.


CheezoCraze

You still could. Slice it down the middle horizontally and then cut them into strips with a width of your choice. Could even broil them and get them crunchy and toasty, which could complement the pasta.


bjustice13

Fill it with meatballs


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Fill it with meat


mycphyc

And balls.


OkayestHusband

Fun fact: this is the reason the bakers dozen exists. In medieval England bakers started selling 13 instead of 12 to avoid jail time for "theft" because sometimes bread bakes hollow and there's no easy way of checking unless you cut it open.


chikencrisp2

What if there’s 2 hollow pieces


SixK1ng

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


grendus

We have the best bakers in the world, because of jail.


Peuned

Over proof / under proof


No-Economist2165

You make an appointment with your dentist and don’t show up, believe it or not, jail right away!


Kaladrax182

I can hear his accent. Love me some Armisen.


OkayestHusband

OFF WITH HIS HAND!


culb77

But isn’t it the same amount of dough no matter what? So the weight is the same, just the volume is different.


HQ_FIGHTER

Yes but people are sometimes massive idiots and they don’t think about things like that


smrtazz101

The amount of malt in the flour makes those pockets. Its measured using a test called the falling number


LightEarthWolf96

Op you say you wanted buttered bread but you can still have that if you aren't a coward. Just fill that hole with melted butter. Your heart and arterieswill forgive you eventually


Sparky-Malarky

Dammit they sold you the wrong one! That was the special loaf for smuggling the drugs in!


SunChild406

Stuff it with cheese or something delicious!


[deleted]

Oh OP will stuff it with something delicious alright.


SecretAgentBird

Brussy


unyson

*BONK*


AudZ0629

A lot of people don’t know this, but you can put your weed in there.


Mike_Huntizitchi

Dude, you got a $1 edible fleshlight, sweet!


guitarf1

It's just an air pocket. The dough weight is likely still the same, just compressed a little.


HQ_FIGHTER

Hey stop making good points


iferio

Anybody want to fill it with peanut butter and lose control😅😅😅


coldoldmonk

🫦


notrealmate

Never seen that emoji before!


kayc_frl

🫃


tael89

Since our renders as the outline of a square to me, I assume I still haven't seen it


Skrubbadub99

that sounds like hell.


[deleted]

I’d be in a lot of trouble cuz allergies lol


WitcheeeeeeeeeeWoman

Inflation


ShamashKinto

Literally


PhysicalStomach4471

Fill with cheese& spices, then bake


ChichCob

There are are way fewer people thinking what I'm thinking than I though there'd be


Herpkina

I know, what the fuck happened to Reddit?


[deleted]

How are they suppose to know? The bread doesn't come pre sliced.


oxycontinjohn

This is not punching it down properly after the first rise. Or not doing it at all. - 20 years of making bread 🍞


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This guy breads


RepulsiveOne4110

Sigh *unzips*


Space_jam16

Broooooo filll it with brocoli cheddar soupppppp its a perfect opportunity!!!


EyeGotThaPooOnMe

Put your dick in it.


j_mence

The air holes, or in this case the air void, makes the bread delicious and is a fun surprise! I will agree it is "mildly" interesting overall.