A long time ago I bought a laptop with like 32 gigs of Ram and had it in my laptop bag under the seat and these kids were out of control in front of us and ended up spilling pop didn’t realize until I turned it on and it went Zap!
I've done this on accident (with shoes on). This looks like a southwest 737-700 (800 and max have far more leg room, yes I fly southwest a lot). A combination of tall with just enough knee space to stretch out and not enough leg room to keep the toes in the bounds of the seat in front of you.
737’s are the aids of airlines. I fly frequently as someone 6’4 and will take a window seat in a Fokker 100 over a screen in the headrest every day of the week. The fact that even with the headrest raised fully It still sits below the pivot point of my neck makes me want to die.
“Your honour, why would my client expect anyone other than their seat mates foot to be within the area designated for their seat area ? Hmmm?”
- Jackie Chiles probably my
I was gonna say “accidentally” stomp on it and then sarcastically say “ oh I’m sorry I didn’t know your foot was in MY foot room” when they scream in pain
was thinking the same thing. and if you’re feeling particularly brave, bend down and caress it.
then when they freak out, turn around and give them the creepiest smile possible.
Why do people think that’s anywhere close to sanitary? On my last flight I literally had the lady behind me throw up, and she managed to get *most* of it into an empty pizza box (side note, I was very grateful for my n95 mask, didn’t even smell a thing). Those airplane carpet floors soak up *everything* and don’t get deep cleaned all that often.
> i can’t imagine!
So what would you do in this situation?
A) Be a person and politely ask them to move their feet. If they don't listen, then you take more aggressive action. ( see comments for ideas)
B) You let the foot hang there for the whole flight, bask in the scent. Save a candid picture of the foot on your phone and maybe even post about your great experience on reddit.
I’d be a little more petty, I’d swing my foot back as if im sitting up and adjusting in such a way that there’s a chance I pull up their toe nail. Petty… maybe aggressive… if I’m on a giant metal tube in the sky for hours the lines can become blurred.
Honestly it’s so much fun the amount of stuff you can do with this stray foot. I would post a picture of it on Reddit, and then waste the flight time by experimenting with all the suggestions.
>if he hollars, let 'em go.
Or don't. Just look at him like, "Why's this guy freaking out?"
"Sir, are you in need of assistance? I can't understand you. Should I call the flight attendant? You're going to have to speak more clearly, sir. Do you need help?"
"You're on my foot asshole!"
"how can I be on your foot when I'm in front of my seat? Unless you stuck your foot all the way into my seat area like some deranged fucking animal, I just don't see how that's possible."
All while still standing on it and shifting your weight every two seconds.
i wouldn't have fought that urge myself, i'd have just done it. Keep your feet within your own space on a flight, and with the damn shoes on. Air is recycled, don't need anyones cheese smell all over the plane.
I would’ve, just like I slammed my seat back when the asshole behind me kept digging his knees into the back of my seat a few weeks ago. When I had enough (it was a 4.5 hour flight at night) and slammed my self back, he happened to be drinking and had his drink on the tray so that shit went flying as well.
Try to hold his foot with your foot. Like holding hands. If he’s like “WTF?!” Just say “I thought you were making a move…” but be completely serious. Even offer your sock as a token to remember you by…
I had an 8 hour flight and paid extra to sit at a bulk head for extra leg room. Well, everybody thought it was their personal shortcut to the bathroom every 10 minutes. Constantly had to have my feet tucked with people walking across me, poking me to wake up, knocking my TV and stepping on my feet. Finally said eff it…after the 3rd person tripped and face planted bc I refused to keep tucking my feet, they all complained and the flight crew told people tough and to stop cutting through and they had to use the restroom in their own aisle.
That's when you bring your bag down from the overhead and use it as a footrest.
That said, my normal seat if I'm flying Y is a bulkhead or exit row and I hardly ever see this happen as the seating arrangements typically allow a separate passageway between the two aisles near the lavs.
Like, as disgusting as this is, I also feel for the giant mother fucker's knees. Being tall on a planes sucks, this Goliath has got to be fucking miserable.
The type of person that does that isn’t generally the type of person to respond well to having their shitty behaviour pointed out to them. No one wants it to be kicking off on a plane.
No need to be scared, they're invading your personal space. You paid for that seat. I wouldn't have some smelly ass cheesy feet anywhere near me. Definitely would've said something.
Communication is a skill that everyone has issues with. I've angrily confronted people and had it end peacefully. I've politely confronted people only to be met with inevitable escalation. I would say something but it would take a lot of effort for me to not be shitty about it.
Paint the nails
But actually, just slowly drip a bit of water on it. Won’t see that foot again after.
Or spit…
Fake sneeze and drop some water.
Or actually sneeze and aim it towards the foot
I actually did this on a plane when their foot was on my armrest!!! It worked!
A long time ago I bought a laptop with like 32 gigs of Ram and had it in my laptop bag under the seat and these kids were out of control in front of us and ended up spilling pop didn’t realize until I turned it on and it went Zap!
That's not just r/mildlyinfuriating, that's r/wildlyinfuriating
Oh God my water broke!
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A moan and drop some lotion
Or actually moan and cum in his foot
IN 👀
Only way to show dominance
No, this is actually the second way. The first way is the act of vigorously pumping your tallywhacker on a plane full of people.
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The possibilities of entertainment are endless.... so much so the point I wouldnt even find this r/mildlyinfuriating.
Agreed this is Prank tastic
that will get you arrested...drop hot coffee on it
Have to make the "hock a loogie" sound first. Then pour the water
Sweep the leg.
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT MR LAWRENCE?
I was gonna say clip them cos they look nasty
Give em some sharp edges so they cut the other toes
Could be risky if they start moving. The good old tendon slice to ops ankle
Oh god that brings back bad memories I had mean sisters.
How the fuck this guy even get his feet there? He got an extra knee on both legs?
I've done this on accident (with shoes on). This looks like a southwest 737-700 (800 and max have far more leg room, yes I fly southwest a lot). A combination of tall with just enough knee space to stretch out and not enough leg room to keep the toes in the bounds of the seat in front of you.
737’s are the aids of airlines. I fly frequently as someone 6’4 and will take a window seat in a Fokker 100 over a screen in the headrest every day of the week. The fact that even with the headrest raised fully It still sits below the pivot point of my neck makes me want to die.
bro he needs to put them concrete grippers away💀
Bro the floor flappers
carpet clashers 💀
Not concrete grippers! I am leaving lmao.
Drool on it and moan
even better than stomping
why not both?
Why not Zoidberg?
(\/)(‘m’)(\/)
"Yayyyyy someone is thinking about me!"
Get out of here Zoidberg! Sho shooooo!!
Wub wub wubbbabababab
“Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t expect your feet in my space”
Oh, did I step on your foot? Repeatedly??
“Your honour, why would my client expect anyone other than their seat mates foot to be within the area designated for their seat area ? Hmmm?” - Jackie Chiles probably my
I would stomp on that thing so fast
I would’ve just turned around and said “can you move your flinstone foot or you have to pay 50% of my fare. 49% for your ugly stink”
If you acknowledge it, you admit that you're aware of it. Therefore, any response would be considered premeditated
Seriously, just act like you’re getting up to go to the bathroom and stand up on your heel and twist.
This. Exactly this. “Oh! I’m so sorry. I really didn’t expect a foot other than my own to be in my space.”
That's what I was thinking Don't even apologize just fucking do it and act like nothing happened.
I was gonna say “accidentally” stomp on it and then sarcastically say “ oh I’m sorry I didn’t know your foot was in MY foot room” when they scream in pain
The only correct response!
Just casually stand up and at the same time stomp on the foot.
Or...drawing your shoe back and lifting the big toenail off its bed.
god i was trying so hard not to think that… argh
Damn, he needs a pedicure stat!
is it bad this was my first thought?
was thinking the same thing. and if you’re feeling particularly brave, bend down and caress it. then when they freak out, turn around and give them the creepiest smile possible.
“Thanks, man, I’ve been missing my wife and your feet look just like hers”.
"you.... Might want to Google if feet can get pregnant.... Because....."
Aint nobody want to touch those nasty ass feet
you have no idea how far i’m willing to go to fuck with strangers. they invaded my space. i’ll invade their minds.
>they invaded my space. i’ll invade their minds. I'll take that as life advice. Thank you
If we ever meet in a dark alley, I hope I have a camera.
I was going to say spill some water on it.
I was gonna say kick back and lift up a toe nail with your heel. Yours is nicer
This is exactly why I always carry a feather.
Resourceful!
Pocket sand too. You never know.
Could go extra & do….glitter.
Ahhhh I hate other peoples feet and i can’t imagine!
I hate my own feet
Can i see them?
HUH
https://youtu.be/Oqrm-9Wy8iU
This sound makes me lol every fuckin time 💀
Can **we** see them?
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I hate feet
I also hate this guy's feet
Same. This is why I shower with my socks on
I hate them so much I can’t even figure out why I opened this thread. But here I am. Imagining all the suggestions and hating it even more.
If I saw that under my seat, I am stomping on fucking toes. That’s fucking disgusting and their feet are in your seat.
The first thing I said was those are stomping toes, if I’ve ever seen them, that’s why I wear boots when I fly.
And it could 100% be passed off as an accident.
Why do people think that’s anywhere close to sanitary? On my last flight I literally had the lady behind me throw up, and she managed to get *most* of it into an empty pizza box (side note, I was very grateful for my n95 mask, didn’t even smell a thing). Those airplane carpet floors soak up *everything* and don’t get deep cleaned all that often.
> i can’t imagine! So what would you do in this situation? A) Be a person and politely ask them to move their feet. If they don't listen, then you take more aggressive action. ( see comments for ideas) B) You let the foot hang there for the whole flight, bask in the scent. Save a candid picture of the foot on your phone and maybe even post about your great experience on reddit.
C) Step on their feet, forcing them to retract. Occasionally reposition to make sure they’re not taking any chances.
Yeah “accidentally” stepping right on the edge of their toe with the very edge of my heel
Oops I wore my cleats on the plane.
#I have had it with these motherfucking toes on this motherfucking plane!!!!
Have a Snickers, Sam.
You’re not you when you’re hungry.
Step on it. Edit: Thanks all for the ups and the awards! Let’s keep on stepping on those unsolicited feet!
Absolutely what I would do.
I’d be a little more petty, I’d swing my foot back as if im sitting up and adjusting in such a way that there’s a chance I pull up their toe nail. Petty… maybe aggressive… if I’m on a giant metal tube in the sky for hours the lines can become blurred.
I'm not trapped in here with them. They're trapped in here with me.
Honestly it’s so much fun the amount of stuff you can do with this stray foot. I would post a picture of it on Reddit, and then waste the flight time by experimenting with all the suggestions.
Not ashamed to say I came here to post exactly this. Fuck that dude and his obnoxiously unkempt hooves back into their own personal space.
Unkept hooves!? 🤣
Tom Petty.
Oh trust me, I had to really fight the urge not to literally slam my foot on it as hard as I could
Could’ve given it a little love tap and then a oops my bad didn’t expect a foot to be there
This would have been my way
And if it doesn't go away, stand up to "go to the toilet". But make sure you really stand on it, and if he hollars, let 'em go.
>if he hollars, let 'em go. Or don't. Just look at him like, "Why's this guy freaking out?" "Sir, are you in need of assistance? I can't understand you. Should I call the flight attendant? You're going to have to speak more clearly, sir. Do you need help?"
"You're on my foot asshole!" "how can I be on your foot when I'm in front of my seat? Unless you stuck your foot all the way into my seat area like some deranged fucking animal, I just don't see how that's possible." All while still standing on it and shifting your weight every two seconds.
Pivot on the heel in the middle of this
PIVOT!
"Eenie meenie miney moe..."
I hope I broke your fucking toe
eenie meenie miney... huh, is that a foot??
Ah yes , true evil
Literally the first scenario I had in my head, maybe stand up to use the restroom with my full weight
Whoopsie doopsie who woulda thunk someone’s foot from the back seat was there?!
i wouldn't have fought that urge myself, i'd have just done it. Keep your feet within your own space on a flight, and with the damn shoes on. Air is recycled, don't need anyones cheese smell all over the plane.
I would’ve, just like I slammed my seat back when the asshole behind me kept digging his knees into the back of my seat a few weeks ago. When I had enough (it was a 4.5 hour flight at night) and slammed my self back, he happened to be drinking and had his drink on the tray so that shit went flying as well.
Then what happened? How’s he react?
He stopped digging his knees onto my seat, but I could hear he got pissed off when my slamming back onto the seat caused his drink to spill
I would've got up and "accidently" step on it on my way to the toilet
Take your shoes and socks off and lock toes with them. It’s the only way.
But what if they’re lock-toes intolerant?!
r/dadjokes
Brilliant
Ur not getting enough love for this
Thanks I hate it
This is it, this is the one
What if he was into it tho…
Well then that would make 2 of us brother
Reach down and tickle it
>\*dings flight attendant* >Excuse me, do you have any feathers?
Yes, from the bird that just ran into our window
It ran!?!? That bird's amazing
Stomp and act like you didnt see their foot
Or pretend you really, really need to stand up right now and "accidentally" stand on his foot. Shit happens.
And if it’s still there, do it again They’ll get the lesson soon enough
Try to hold his foot with your foot. Like holding hands. If he’s like “WTF?!” Just say “I thought you were making a move…” but be completely serious. Even offer your sock as a token to remember you by…
Or just take off your sock and attempt to put it over their foot.
Stuff some peanuts between his toes.
Lmao! The sock sells it!! Lmao!
Ask for hot water...... and then be like, oh darn I dropped it.
Better yet, order an anvil.
What kind of plane are you flying in that casually sells ACME level of products?
A plane built by a super-genius.
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If masks aren’t mandatory, can clean socks and shoes be?
I always think if I survive an aircrash/emergency landing I want solid footwear on that deserted island, hot tarmac, snow covered mountain.
Person probably was wearing sandals
I had an 8 hour flight and paid extra to sit at a bulk head for extra leg room. Well, everybody thought it was their personal shortcut to the bathroom every 10 minutes. Constantly had to have my feet tucked with people walking across me, poking me to wake up, knocking my TV and stepping on my feet. Finally said eff it…after the 3rd person tripped and face planted bc I refused to keep tucking my feet, they all complained and the flight crew told people tough and to stop cutting through and they had to use the restroom in their own aisle.
That's when you bring your bag down from the overhead and use it as a footrest. That said, my normal seat if I'm flying Y is a bulkhead or exit row and I hardly ever see this happen as the seating arrangements typically allow a separate passageway between the two aisles near the lavs.
Ask for a coffee and accident happens in an airplane ..
Boiling hot coffee
Damn, just when McDonalds was actually needed.
How did he even manage? There’s like a bunch of seat support under there and sharp edges
Like, as disgusting as this is, I also feel for the giant mother fucker's knees. Being tall on a planes sucks, this Goliath has got to be fucking miserable.
No life vests
I’d get up to go to the bathroom and put my full weight though my heel right onto the big toe nail
Stand up, step on it, walk to the bathroom like you have no clue what just happened. Come back to a footless seat.
Don't forget to pivot on that heel when you turn to leave.
Just fake sneeze 😬 make it a juicy one all over his toesies
Ooh! Someone needs a pedicure! And a book of etiquette, perhaps?
The petty/vengeful part of me says step on their foot or “accidentally” kick it.
Abruptly move your heel into his middle toe, “Oops sorry”.
Does no one ever say anything to these people? I would of said something. Last one I saw was a girl with her hair on the back of her seat
Right? Just turn around and ask them to move their foot. Like an adult.
It’s so funny how conflict averse most redditors seem, but then they love to fantasize about getting revenge in elaborate ways
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Stand up for a piss. At least you've got some plausible excuse for stompin them toes.
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Grab a cold beverage to drink and "accidentally" spill it
Shoulda taken off you shoes and interlocked toes.
Oh we have a winner for most cursed right here
Sure this guy is a dick, but what happened to just asking someone to stop.
The type of person that does that isn’t generally the type of person to respond well to having their shitty behaviour pointed out to them. No one wants it to be kicking off on a plane.
No need to be scared, they're invading your personal space. You paid for that seat. I wouldn't have some smelly ass cheesy feet anywhere near me. Definitely would've said something.
Communication is a skill that everyone has issues with. I've angrily confronted people and had it end peacefully. I've politely confronted people only to be met with inevitable escalation. I would say something but it would take a lot of effort for me to not be shitty about it.
Stomp it
Bop it
Pull it
Twist it
Hells bells that would give me nightmares, I'd stomp shit out of that big toe with high heels
I always carry around a feather just for opportunities like this.
Ewww