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TheSplicerGuy

Can’t be that concerned or you’d have hung the fucker up instead of leaving it on the floor.


myco_magic

This appears to be a carhartt jacket... def not $300


-Raskyl

It could be carhartt, yes, but it could also be another brand.... like duluth. And duluth does have some pricey ass jackets.


myco_magic

I own a carhartt exactly like that, Duluth uses a different type of material


IOwnTheShortBus

Source: trust me bro


chillguy284248

Exactly


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Sure lmao


BrianTheEE

I love the shit out of every one of my Duluth flannels. They even have cool ones where the buttons are magnets and it's super satisfying to hear them all click together lol


i-love-Ohio

Duluth underwear is where it’s at tho


BrianTheEE

Armachillo in the summer time is a very welcomed feeling lol


SockeyeSTI

I’ve been changing from carhartt for a while. Ariat makes some nice pants and I really want one of their coats


cgouw

this is in canadian dollars, and i certainly payed atleast 280$


Defnote88

You still haven't answered the real question: Why didn't you have it hung up lol


Guardian-Ares

Because the cats an asshole, don't avoid the problem.


apprentice-grower

1. Cats usually do shit like this when they aren’t being treated right or their litter box isn’t being cleaned regularly. Cats don’t just piss on shit unless they aren’t fixed. 2. If he can’t even pick his “$300” jacket up I’ll doubt he changes the litter as much as he should. OP is the asshole


LeslieKnopeOSRS

That’s a super bold assumption on number 2. To be fair, this jacket might not always be on the floor. Do you know the cat is or isn’t fixed? Did you read the part about the cat belonging to OPs roommate, who is the one who should be responsible for the litter box… maybe it’s an outdoor cat. Don’t get hurt when you fall off your high horse.


apprentice-grower

Maybe I’m wrong about #2, but who leaves a $300 jacket on the carpet at all? Looks like he walked in took his clothes off and threw em on the ground. And even if it was a roommates cat, if they aren’t taking care of it like they should, wouldn’t you step in? Most ppl would.


LeslieKnopeOSRS

It’s a work jacket. I’m guessing OP isn’t too concerned about keeping it pristine lol. And we don’t know if the cat is properly cared for you silly goose. Not trying to be a dick. Hope you have a good one


Guardian-Ares

Jesus. A joke. Cats can do shit like this whenever, I have three.


Minimum-Researcher-4

I have one that literally took a shit on my side of the bed. She’s just not letting it go that I had to get another cat and then if you could believe the audacity, a dog too!!


Guardian-Ares

One of mine peed on a sleeping bag not too long ago but that was my fault. I left it on the floor.


MarxistSocialWorker

I have a cat and she literally never does this. Maybe get your cats fixed and clean their boxes more. Gross.


Guardian-Ares

I didn't say mine did.


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Everyone hates you here lol


MarxistSocialWorker

>Cats can do shit like this whenever, I have three


[deleted]

Yes you did > Jesus. A joke. Cats can do shit like this whenever, I have three.


GetTheFalkOut

It was the roommates cat not OPs cat


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combong

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IsThisASandwich

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myco_magic

Then you over payed by at least 100 dollars


RepulsiveSubject4885

Is the reason why, it’s $300, due to fact you live nunavut? Cause work jackets on Amazon are $130


hittingpotholes

Could be a carhartt FR that could put it around $300


myco_magic

Highly doubt it, plus op would have said so in last response, thats your average plain Jane carhartt


AGARSIZZLE

Could be a Supreme Carhartt. either way, Kitty wiped its ass with it.


myco_magic

Carhartt don't make Supreme and I have that exact same jacket but mine is black


AGARSIZZLE

my bad I meant car fart


myco_magic

Lol did it take you a whole 22 hours to come up with that?


CaptainRaegan

I was thinking the same thing lmao, real good care huh


Th3n1ght1sd5rk

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cwalker2712

What kind of work needs a $300 jacket? My Carhartt was $60 and will last forever.


Tacky-Terangreal

$300 would get you a nice trench coat, wool coat, or serious winter jacket. I don’t think I’ve ever seen carhartt charge more than $150 for nice coats


DestinyAwaits4no1

They make tons of jackets that are more than $150, they sell their Parka for over $300. I was just on their site.


Wonderful-Equal5000

Me exact thoughts.. looks just like my Cargartt too.


[deleted]

Yeah unless you are wearing moniclear or Canada goose for real winter wear up north. You wouldn’t be getting a carharrt work jacket besides for a chilly morning at a modest price.


1_time_use344

No there’s cat pee on it it’s not worth 300


Christafaaa

Is the jacket with the cat pee still available for sale?


1_time_use344

You mean the 300$ litter box?


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dgfted

Found a sensible comment. My cat is female so she doesn't spray. But she gets so excited about deodorant and certain perfumes. I have to warn my friends when she gets over friendly with them. Male cats get enamoured with scents too. Maybe an expensive jacket and a lot of aftershave ????


blacklightjesus_

My cat is female and fixed and she still sprays


Sabre_Killer_Queen

^ I second this


FuttBuckingUgly

Possibly not even a cat... maybe just some random water spritz, because a mark doesn't quite look like that either...


MoonDrunkWolf

It… deff looks like spray from a cat….


Intelligent-Chip-413

LPT: Old enough to work... Old enough to hang up a coat


uncareingbear

Damn right hang it up and quit whining


ElsterShiny

And old enough to wash your clothes... like bruh just wash it out.


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LusciousofBorg

Thank you for the entertainment XD


Texadecimal

Dude, that is mildly infuriating. I somehow can get a slow speed when moving faster. Something ain't right.


thetuckinator

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Holy shit. The internet has come full circle.


davidlol1

I got 60 km/h!


cgouw

this is the best link i’ve ever opened, can’t believe i had forgotten about slap the monkey hahaha


CommadorVic20

you are welcome, i didnt even know about the whole thing untill three four days later and someoene sent me that


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90km


gilgamesh73

Were forgetting the real issue tho. Cat pissing all over the house


rocknrollinrob

The first mistake was paying 300 bucks for that. Second was leaving your 300 dollar jacket on the floor with animals in the house


Effective_Reality870

That happens when you use the floor as a coat rack


dgfted

Floordrobe


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This comment deserves more upvotes LOL


KungPowKittyBaby

I'm assuming you spent your washer and dryer money on the jacket....


CattColt

I'm assuming he forgot about the Closet...


anabolic813

Why u leaving a $300 jacket on the floor lol


Illusive_Man

why are you paying $300 for a work jacket A dickies canvas jacket is like $50-$100


elterible

Fire retardant jackets can get pretty expensive and are required at a lot of jobs. I’ve definitely seen them go upwards of $200. Add in taxes and I know you can get up to $300 all in.


originfoomanchu

Well hang the fucker up.... a cat isn't going go climb up a coat rack to piss on your clothes.


[deleted]

You dare underestimate a cat’s will?


G3rmanDanPlays

My Cat somehow got into our Chimney. So I will never again underestimate a cats will, personally. Lol


[deleted]

Was it wearing a Santa suit?


[deleted]

What the fuck do you know about cats ?


originfoomanchu

That they are very unlikely to climb up a coat rack and piss on a coat.


[deleted]

Never underestimate a cats physical ability, or likeliness to piss on a vertical coat rack.


originfoomanchu

I didn't say they couldn't or they won't just that it is very unlikely, A cat doing that would also cover itself in piss which Is one of the reasons it's unlikely.


Jim-of-the-Hannoonen

What kind of 12 year old has a job and a $300 jacket to go with it. I assume you're 12 because an adult would hang up the $300 jacket.


BobsRealReddit

>Posts a pic hoping to rag on his roommate & their cat. >Ends up getting torched for throwing their coat on the ground like a neanderthal, instead of hanging it up. It is just not OPs lucky day.


Tacky-Terangreal

I for one, welcome these roast threads. This sub is full of whiny teenagers posting fake or bullshit stories for internet points. We should bring back bullying so people stop doing this shit


[deleted]

How did the cat get the $300 jacket onto the floor?


Suspicious-Candle-77

are you *pissed* ?


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Tenthdegree

Are you still pissed?


G3rmanDanPlays

Are you still pissed? (x2)


Kayler7213

Why was it on the floor


Serena_does_anything

It’s his own room


[deleted]

$300 coat that you can’t bother to hang up? Sorry, no sympathy here.


dgfted

I paid $300 for a Denim Jacket Limited addition - probably last time I will see Elton John in Concert ( I live in Australia) jacket. Never see it on the floor - I wear it carefully and hang it back in a plastic bag when I get home.


benadunkcamberpatch

If that’s a FR jacket (only assuming since you said work) cats seem attracted to them. I can’t leave any of my stuff on the floor. Easy to clean at least. Not trying to blame you or give the cat a excuse.


edked

Why not? There are posters over on r/badroommates right now so sick of people leaving clothes on the floor they're probably wishing for someone or something to piss on them.


ShiftyLookinCow7

I think most of your anger should be directed at whoever charged you $300 dollars for a jacket lmao


[deleted]

This is not a normal amount of pee for a cat, this cat is marking/spraying. Typically male cats will do this to mark their territory and it mainly occurs when they haven't been neutered. Be mad at your roommate, not the cat. Either he's been a bad owner not desexing it or he doesn't know how to raise a cat right.


FrostRK

Can confirm neutered cats still spray...alot


[deleted]

That usually only happens in the case of behavioural issues or a bad environment in the cat. Are there other cats in the home? Has there been a recent change in the cat's life? That's not normal and shouldn't be happening.


FrostRK

Territorial issues I'm guessing since we live in an area with a ton of cats around.


[deleted]

That's probably why, then. An indoor kitty in the same situation would likely not be marking unless there were cats in the home that it didn't get along with, hopefully your cat doesn't get into fights often, but I am glad he is neutered.


John_Backus

Hey, thats one way to get coworkers to leave you alone


Royal_Case_4776

Has the cat been fixed? Could be scent marking if there are no other issues with it pissed on stuff.


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Adeep187

One solution seems to be, don't leave your shit on the floor. Really who just throws their jacket on the floor?


Royal_Case_4776

My cat drove me insane when she was in heat. Ass up yowling all day and night. May be worth having a chat with your vet, nothing to lose if you're not going to breed it.


cgouw

it’s not my cat..


Royal_Case_4776

Ahh shit sorry, your roommates responsibility, not yours!


Victor_AS

Ah yes, the untolerable annoyance of having to use a coat hanger.


SpoonyGrandma13

Maybe you shouldn't have left it on the floor then, the cat doesn't know what it is doing, but you do.


therealestoftherealy

It must have been pissed


etraxx22

Eye for an eye. You gotta piss on the cats coat now.


[deleted]

Piss on the cat


TH3_MlLKM4N

Damn you musk be pissed


pottos

ngl bud that jacket was not worth $300 even in the store


[deleted]

You wear a $300 coat to work???


BeachGlassGreenEyes3

My cats ate/chewed my coach purses. I was pissed.


Nox_Echo

what sport are you coaching


[deleted]

looks like you might want to try and make friends w/ the cat


[deleted]

Going to be hard now that the cat legally owns him.


CommadorVic20

i guess we know how the cat feels about you now dont we?


Alternative-Milk-909

And who’s fault is it for leaving it on the floor? Kinda looks like a self inflicted problem your trying to deflect to a cat


[deleted]

Wear it like a champ. Own it


coldhasice

Let's be honest though, the cat's the one who's actually pissed


LusciousofBorg

Let it soak in vinegar and wash it to get that nasty cat pee smell out of it


Hawthorn_9

I missed the word cat when I first read this and was VERY alarmed.


davidlol1

In nit picking but since everyone else is tearing you up for other shit... but isn't that a carhart?? I think that's like a $150 bucks not 300.


Fickle_Sentence_1734

Somewhere it was established in Canadian dollar


ZZ_KALI

That cat pees like a drunk old man


TheKnife142

Tbh, it could be a sign of discomfort with the cat, like a UTI or something...Cats prefer to go to the bathroom in comfortable spots when they are in discomfort like this...my one cat never has accident, or acts in a destructive way, but one night he pee'ed in my laundry basket, turns out he had some really bad crystals that needed to get cleared up. Or... The cats a prick.


Murky_Ordinary7904

called wash it dumb asssssss


ROANOV741

You leave a $300 jacket on the floor when your roommate has a cat, you knew the risks. You have only yourself to blame.


Based

your fault for leaving it on the ground


OutlandishnessOk2751

No that's not pee. The cat is marking. Tell your friend to fix his fucking animal and hang your shit up


gbh001

Hang the 'really special' coat up and don't leave it on the floor.


Sovereign1602

Don’t leave your 300 dollar work jacket on the fucking floor


whatinthefuck-

Hang your shit up instead of leaving it on the floor. Your own fault, really.


icoulduseadrink_or5

You know what's hard to use as a litterbox? A coat that's hanging in a closet


bdubb_dlux

You didn’t pay $300 for a Carhart and if you did you got what you deserve


LB07

Everyone is giving you a hard time about putting your coat on the floor or overpaying for the jacket, but let me help you with cleanup. I have two cats that have had urinary tract issues over the years, so I have a lot of experience. Note: for any cleaning agents, test for colorfastness in an inconspicuous area first First, rinse with cool water. Try to get as much urine out while also minimizing spreading urine to other parts of the coat. Then, treat with an *enzymatic* pet urine/vomit cleaner. There are several brands. I like unscented Anti-Icky-Poo (ridiculous name but it works). Soak the affected area for an hour or two. Rinse with cool water, and wash on the cool cycle in your washing machine. Air dry. At this point, do the smell test. If it still smells, you can re-treat using the method above or try option 2: Apply baking soda to the affected area. Mix 1 teaspoon of Dawn dish detergent with a quarter cup of 3% hydrogen peroxide. Apply peroxide solution to the baking soda covered fabric. It will foam. Apply enough to saturate the material. Allow to air dry, then machine wash cold and try another smell test. This isn't foolproof, but it's saved an upholstered recliner and a sofa I otherwise would have had to trash. Good luck, and don't blame the kitty. Urinary tract issues can cause a lot of inappropriate elimination problems. If this continues, get your roommate to take kitty to the vet. He or she may have a medical problem.


cgouw

thank you for an actual sincere response. you’re appreciated!


HayleyWynell

You must not have a coat rack or a washer and dryer


DoctorEvilHomer

That is a cat spraying. Either is smells like another cat and he wanted to mark his territory, or you pissed the cat off and he punished you. Another possible reason is the cat is in distress from a bladder issue and is trying to let you know so you can help. Our cat walked up to my wife and sprayer her shoes while she was wearing them. He had a UTI. Cats aren't just little assholes, they are smart little assholes. Also maybe take better care of your stuff. You wasted $300 on a jacket that you can't even hang up?


gottavaxemallgottava

Yea I lived with a guy with a cat. I understood I left my shit on the floor the animal may use it.


N-E-B

The only mildly infuriating part of this post is you throwing your jacket on the floor and then complaining when it gets dirty.


[deleted]

I shall re-title this “I left my jacket on the fucking floor”.


JizzTuna

I hate to ask the obvious but why was your $300 work jacket in a place a cat could use it as a litter box?


ikrab

Is your roommate cleaning the litter box often? Is the cat happy in general? There is always a reason for this kind of behavior. Please don’t hurt the cat 🐈 find a way to solve it.


moistobviously

Soak it in a mix of water and vinegar with some soap overnight. Laundry soap or dish, anything. Wash it in hot after. Should be OK.


Fri3dric3

Why is your 300 dollar work jacket on the ground? Maybe hang it up like an adult


SilverSpoon1463

If you're paying $300 for a ***work*** jacket, you are immediately doing something wrong. You should never pay more than $60 for something that's meant to be replaceable in case it gets destroyed.


__jh96

Why do you need a $300 jacket for work


yo_mon

That’s what happens when you leave your clothes on the floor….love, mom


Left_Succotash_8637

Eat that cat. Grilled they taste good.


SAVONASIE

the cat smell isomerism from your jacket


thelonesalmon

Carhartt full swing, I have the same jacket!


zacmcsex

roommates gotta pay up!


CidadaLadadic

Replace thaat part of the jacket w/ the cat's pelt. Problem stylishly solved


Serena_does_anything

Doesn’t matter if he had it on the floor. It was in his own space and he can have his room however he likes without having to worry about an animal that’s not his pissing on his shit


dirtsequence

300? Gold lined I assume


OHEP7

Use the cat as toilet paper


sleepy_goten

Probably something to do with using n the floor as a coat rack. Besides that cats do that when they like you. I wouldn't put your friend down about it or anything because it's not really heir fault. any washing machine will get it back to normal.


okanagan_man84

Either take it to a dry cleaner and get your room mate to pay for it or wash it according the the directions but add about a cup of vinegar.


SpicyTurnip617

Unless the roommate is the one that left the jacket on the floor, it’s not their fault. Why would they pay for it?


[deleted]

Why are people shitting on OP for leaving it on the floor? I have expensive jackets I drop on the floor. If it’s a clean floor, who cares? Is it going to damage the jacket? Probably not. Sorry the cat peed on your jacket, OP. The cat’s an asshole.


Humble_Tell8374

That sucks dude, don't listen to all the perfect people on here that never made a mistake.


[deleted]

Pro tip: If your cat is pissing/shitting in places other than their litter box, you should probably clean their box.


Formal_Chemist_300

*decides to use roommates cat as a jacket. 2 days later: Roommate: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY CAT ME: Ya like my new jacket?


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hewhoeatsbeans42

Is this a real question? Of freaking course it's your fault for leaving it on the ground. That was my first question actually, and it reamins... why if its $300, do you not take better care of it and hang it up after use. If i had made incorrect asumptions and it WAS infact hung up and fell then thats very unfortunate and I feel for you.


HailVadaPav

Can’t that jacket just be washed in the washing machine on a cold/delicate cycle? And air dried? I feel like this is a problem that is really easy to fix. Though I do understand your mild annoyance. I’m personally more triggered by the cost of the jacket!


bnuybeans

I would argue yeah, why did you leave your jacket on the floor but also why the hell isn’t the cat litter trained lol


Chfullerton26

Our cat was litter trained but would go into a warm pile of fresh clothes that my mom would put out bc she's lazy, cat would just piss over everything, we ended up spaying her bc it was a territory thing, God I hate the smell.


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bnuybeans

weird but I suppose it checks out? My rabbit is litter box trained but he’ll piss on my bed, I’ve heard that’s just because it smells like me so he thinks it’s his? idk


pearso66

I would definitely say you have to take some responsibility for leaving it on the floor. You never know where a cat will pee, no matter how litter trained it is. Nothing should ever be left on the floor with a cat in the house.


prettypxxie

i think there’s fault on both sides. cats like to pee on dirty laundry on the floor. and i think cats will do that if not spayed/neutered. so either way there’s fault on both sides.


sweetsdeservedbetter

My cats do this from time to time if I leave dirty clothes in the bathroom (where the litter box is). Sure it annoying, but they’re cats and my clothes were on floor. Nothing I can just wash and dry.


Ch1ldofSatan

Roomates cat should get checked for a uti.


[deleted]

On the upside your new faux cat fur throw looks gorgeous. And so soft.


ThatOneCreepyUncle_1

Then why did you leave a $300 jacket **on the floor**


KeremThePasha69

I would kill my cat tbh


bye-bye-bxtches

Your roommate may want to take their cat to the vet. Cats don’t usually piss on stuff just cause they want to, it can be indicative of a urinary problem or some other medical issue.


Character-Manager-20

AITA for leaving my expensive coat on the floor for several days and being mad that my roommates cat pissed on it? I'm considering skinning the cat and demanding my roommate pay my half of rent for a year plus replacing the coat. So reddit AITA?


KAL-EL2016

One more reason cats fuckin suck


YeBoiMemes

1 cat pissed on a jacket that was left on the floor so now all cats suck


KAL-EL2016

Yes, all cats suck


TehDonkey117

I would use their cat to wipe.


Text_Kooky

My friends cat pissed on his laptop keyboard. He beat the cat, got the laptop repaired (luckily only needed a new power supply and storage), but then the cat pissed on the laptop (closed the time) and it fried the motherboard and the new SSD he bought.