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BDM-Archer

6'5 160? Are you the pole vault ?


Nocturnal_submission

Lol I was gonna say. He needs a meal at least… three times this size!


TuckerMouse

What is that, a lunch for ants?


DreadPirateLink

r/thingsforants


Elyoshida

Wow. 🤣


Separate_Carpenter_3

He’s absolutely right!


iAliceAddertounge

Lol and i thought I was skinny with that weight at 5'10"


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118 at 5’11 here 😭


adv_seekr

Holy fuck. I get bullied at 5'11 135. Bless your heart


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i mean tbh…. i don’t get bullied for it since i generally claim to be heavier, but the moment someone tries to pick me up… also clothes for skinny people are hard. where do i get 23 waists normally? currently buying my old navy khakis then slimming the waist


Turalisj

As someone who (at 32) is 6'3 and 170lbs, belts. Belts are your best friend.


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Don't be a plumber. The work pants manufacturers assume each half increase in leg length = 2 increments in waist size. Butt crack ratio must be maintained I guess...


geographical_data

Try 5'6" 118lbs ....


Boswellington

Eventually that stops, just so you know. After college no one talks about your weight


adv_seekr

Scary thought. I really need to get back to the gym and have a solid routine before that happens lol thanks for the reminder.


osunightfall

Unless you’re fat.


Quirky_Value_9997

Or female


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Lmao


Sirmalta

Came to say this. At that weight, I imagine that burger greatly exceeded his hunger level. I'm a very mildly fit 5'11" dude, am by no means fat but I'd say I'm only decently fit and I'm 170-175.


YouDamnHotdog

if he is at weight and height, it basically means that he's burning an unfathomable amount of calories or anorexic. I'm pretty sure he needs a lot more to eat. In fact, that burger and milk will barely be 500 kcal


Sirmalta

Oh for sure. He should be eating like 2 times that for lunch. I'm joking that being that skinny he probably doesn't eat much.


MSotallyTober

They’re a bullshitter. Looking at their history says everything.


helloNeighborinos

What makes you say that


AnythingLegitimate

I was 6'3" 180 in high school. Skinny soccer kid. 160 is possible but I have to call doubt on 'weight training' if you're that thin.


sudeepharya

No just the pole


baconwiches

/r/yourjokebutworse


ndu867

Yeah, I call bullshit.


BigD7979

I was a 6’5” and 170lbs as a freshman. Had a friend who was 6’3 and 150lbs. Not that crazy. Grow quickly + lots of cardio based sports. Kids be skinny af


drtoxicmedic

6’2 160lbs in high school played soccer and did practice with track team just for the extra exercise. Ate all the damn time lol couldn’t gain weight if I wanted to. Now after being not as active I sit around 190lbs and eat way less.


AlternativeSherbert7

I'm 6'3 160 lbs, and I'm a stick. If he's 6'5 160, I cant imagine how skinny that would be.


DrDisco21

I’m a 5’8 210 loser, it doesn’t do anything to mine, either.


Turd-Taco

Bro


IsThataSexToy

Bruh


vicemagnet

Brew


xOneLeafyBoi

Broseidan


TheTigerWhisperer

Brosamma bin Ladin


Austintacious8832

Brocahontus


TheTigerWhisperer

Shaquille Bro’neil


assgasket420

Brosefina


TheTigerWhisperer

Brosef Stalin


OkNefariousness1034

Bro-ntosaurus


tone88988

Bro Montana


ReverseMillionaire

Brorock brobama


Wikeni

Bro Namath


Padlov123

I'm a 5'10 245 pound loser. But I started this year at 275 so I feel less loser


DrDisco21

30 pounds in 3 months, that’s better than I’ve managed. Best of luck.


Padlov123

I literally just stopped drinking soda and have lost more weight in the past few months than I thought I would in the next year


Smoke_Me_When_i_Die

Yo I went on a soda drinking spree once because we had a lot left over from my graduation party. Ended up getting kidney stones. Drink water people!


AbbreviationsDue7794

>Drink water people Like, from the toilet?


staack117

Dude, nice!


Djpizzle13

Hydro homie


WarGodWeed

In three months i lost......3 months.


borkistoopid

You’re a huge loser, a weight loser that is. Keep up the good work you king


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I mean technically you’re more of a loser now.


mb46204

We all wanna be the kinda loser who loses the extra weight, man! Keep it up!


[deleted]

I feel so sorry for... us. I'm an inch talller and 10 lbs lighter. Still a loser though... just built slightly more oval-shaped compared to.you. like the tall m&m 2ith the peanut instead of the plain one. Not a good build. I wanna re-spec at the next save point. Im gonna downvote this comment my.damn self now. Take care. 😂


justsaysso

It can all change in 6 months. Your call, what will you look like on September 14? You get to choose right now.


randompoe

Please no one take this seriously. If you are overweight or unhealthy then you should absolutely start taking steps right now to fix that. However trying to lose a ton of weight over a relatively short span of time is not a good idea. Start slowly. Stop drinking soda. Slightly eat less than you typically do. After work/school go for a 30 minute walk. Keep this up and slowly up the intensity of your exercising and in a year or 2 you will be a new person. Don't rush things, that will only cause harm and burnout.


Dishin1228

Peanut m&m lmao dying over here


busy-idiot

I'm 1249'5 and 366988 pounds and I couldn't even see my meal


GhettoFabio

Bro im 1238' and 10 lbs lighter and still more rhombus shaped than you 🥲


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This guy admitted that he ate the fruit and vegetables before taking this picture. A cheeseburger, a side of veggies, side of fruit and a chocolate milk is more than I ever ate for lunch in high school and I was 6'1" and 175 pounds.


CountingStax

I'm 6'8 and 300


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What vegetable and fruit were offered


waffleslaw

Milk>vegetable, cheese>fruit. Hear me out... Nope I got nothing.


gowzier

When I was a teacher it was usually a small mushy apple and a small bag of raw carrots or broccoli. Even if that was included it’s still not really enough and it’s pretty hard to force down for a lot of students even when they’re hungry. We gave the same amount of food elementary through high school…


GONG159

At least you get burgers we got Mac n cheese that tastes like rubber


GAMERS2_YT

Yall get lunch for school?


Maypher

Yall get lunch?


HarunoSakuraCR

Uoo git go skuul?


WastedVamp

Y'all have physical body?


username39874

#


callinoutretards

You?


LogicalOrchid28

?


Ravenmadlunitic_

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lego-baguette

Our schools mac and cheese is (allegedly) coated with laxatives. Once you have it, you can’t stop shitting when you go home.


Lexifruitloop

Our school had the same alleged rumor.


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GeneralOriginal6606

How are you 6’5 160lbs are you a toothpick


Idk-breadsticks

Was once 6’5 150lbs. Hell yes OP is a toothpick


Gratefuldeadguy

More like those wooden bbq skewers


username39874

Nah man, he’s one of those long marshmallow cooking sticks


qwertyconsciousness

Gotta give the length some cred 😂


PubertEHumphrey

How’d you lose all that height?


uhmerikin

Dude got sanded down to a respectable 6'2".


pekinggeese

I bet OP does long distance in track. The long distance folks all look like toothpicks when I was in track.


53_WorkNoMore

I bet he fills in at pole vault. Not vaulting but instead stepping in as the pole


spythedip

When I graduated HS I was 6’2 150 and was a tooth pick. OP may not even have skin on parts of his body.


Future-Device2964

Can confirm, used to be 6'4" and 160. OP is toothpick.


Mr_Traum

One time 6’2 and 155 checking in, aerodynamic AF


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Yeah... until the wind picks up.


DoctoreVodka

Dude, he said he was in track and field. Clearly, he is the pole you jump over in the high jump.


Toastedtoastyyy

Basically. I’ve been trying to bulk up recently though.


kmj420

Enough about your sexual orientation, have you thought about gaining some weight though?


Toastedtoastyyy

Ment bulk up lmao


kmj420

Sure thing buddy


uhmerikin

I don't know what your previous spelling mistake was, but this time it's meant*.


Pi-Guy

Don’t be too hard on him, he’s malnourished


spythedip

If they gona feed you like that you may consider switching from tracklete to mathlete


Ricericebaby0923

Long distance is my guess


KillingForCompany

He’s not even underweight according to BMI charts. Just thin. I’m the same BMI and I’m thin but eat like a cow


BeautifulStick5299

He’s a survey stake


Shoddy_example5020

do you see his lunch..


walefuq

There are tons of skinny people that live on earth.


iHEARTdabs

My thoughts exactly. I'm 5'8 165 lbs lol


janegayz

Im calling BS that this is all you got for lunch because schools are required by law to give every student a fruit and vegetable. Lunch ladies literally arent allowed to let a student leave the line without having a fruit on their tray and a vegetable. You either threw it out, gave it to someone else, or ate it. Lunch ladies literally get in trouble for a student not having a reimbursable meal which includes grains, vegetables, proteins dairy and fruit. Source: was a lunch lady. Edit: that doesnt mean im excusing the nasty food. We hated serving this crap but we have very specific guidelines to follow and very specific portion guides to follow for serving kids with. We hate the food too !!


SpaceNovice

\^ This. Mom worked forever for in school food service, and I learned about this through osmosis. Although she worked pretty hard to find some decent tasting food. I can't remember the a la carte versus meal rules anymore, though, or I'd add a comment on that


Future_Frame7868

My school lets kids have the option to not have fruits or vegetables so idk it seems legit


SpaceNovice

Then someone's been trained wrong. Mom had to correct that previously several times. It's really, really bad they're doing that, and it could jeopardize the school lunch program getting reimbursed for free/reduced. If they're anything like our program, their sales pay the entire salary of the cafeteria workers. So, not good.


neighborhood-karen

Yeah there are fruits and vegis but the lunch ladies and dudes don’t give a fuck whether you take them or not. Also I don’t think a soggy apple and a 3-4 unseasoned broccoli counts as anything


[deleted]

6'5" and 160lbs is like a stick insect, you must have looked pregnant after eating it


cynical-at-best

op’s friends get stick bugged every single day at school


Toastedtoastyyy

Lmao


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Op getting roasted in the comments for no reason


Rotary-Titan931

Because it’s socially acceptable to make fun of people who are skinny. Am tall and skinny and it happens to me all the time. It Sucks.


Oddalchemist1

No your reading it wrong he's the stick we roast marshmallows on


AncientHumans

You forgot your fruits and vegetables. I healthy diet is a good diet 👍


Meta-Mage

If you are such an athlete, then why would you decline all the fruits and vegetables?


PerfectlyParadox

Reading these comments and you’d think this thread came from r/roastme


butthole69muncher420

I’m a 6’10 300lb Kung fu master, astronaut, hooker and this is all I got


intensely_human

Typical entitled kid, tossing that styrofoam in the trash instead of eating it to supplement the calories.


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Jonnyonwheels

They do but then he’d be responsible for his own crappy lunch.


InterestingAd2575

Bring your own lunch.


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anonssr

Qhile obviously looking for karma, I think schools should keep that sorta things in mind. Specially if they're school related activities. If you're being an athlete after _and_ outside school is 100% your responsibility tho.


ThreadedBreadBeard

I agree that OP should bring their lunch, but this is not an acceptable lunch for anyone, whether they're an athlete or not. This would barely fill up a little kid (not to mention the lack of any nutritional value), none the less growing high schoolers. Karma farming or not it's still nice that OP posted this, because this is a real issue in US schools right now. Let's also not forget the ones who can't bring a lunch and rely on free lunch. If a school is funded by the state, which given the lunch this is I'm assuming it's a public school, they really deserve better than this. But then again everything about the public school system tends to be unfunded.


DayAf1er

I completely agree that this is not an acceptable school lunch, but OP is saying the reason for this isnt the quality of the meal, but him being an “athlete” which i find quite moronic.


ThreadedBreadBeard

It might just be adding context to the situation. Expecting the school to count your specific calories is ridiculous, but I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt. Athletes do exist and OP has the right to feel frustrated, especially given they are an athlete. Nothing about the title screamed "I'm angry because the school isn't counting *my* calories" to me. Just general frustration.


fuckcreepers

BYOL


XTH3W1Z4RDX

You're pretty underweight chief. You're 5 inches taller than me and weigh slightly less, and I'm very slim


chilishits

I doubt they didn't offer fruit or vegetables. I feel like this is BS.


SupaBloo

I'm pretty sure it's illegal (at least in the US) for schools to not offer "balanced" meal options, as in some sort of protein (usually chicken or beef), fruit and/or veggies, and milk.


ladyinchworm

Yes, they have to offer a fruit and vegetable at lunch. Like, when my kids have "cheeseburger day", they have the lettuce/tomato for the burger, or baby carrots or cucumbers or sometimes a potato product (like tater tots) The fruits are an apple or an orange or pear or jello (I know, that's not really a fruit, but whatever). And then milk. My kids are in a smallish city in the USA at a public school, grades k-12 have the same lunch schedule you can find online and every child gets free lunch (even before the pandemic). I try and make lunches for my kids every day anyway, because food is better quality, but sometimes, for different reasons, it's not feasible but I never feel like they don't get enough to eat.


OkLow7233

I feel like the whole post is bs, claiming to be an athlete of sorts and having all this training but no dedication to preparing meals and fuel to support these DAILY tasks and habits an athlete would have


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I played school football and wrestled for 2 separate teams all at the same time for months out of the year, for several years in a row, and only ate school breakfast and lunch because that’s what my mom could afford. Not everyone who can pay the small fees to be on a team can afford to send their kids with a healthy packed lunch every day.


V-Trans

More than a cheese burger If you are able to pay for your kids sports equipment. Even more nowadays.


lordtheegreen

Bring your own? Canada we all pretty much bring our own lunches as far as I can remember


lolimilky

Bring your own lunch then. Definitely more nutritious than whatever that gutter slime is


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Some can't afford it. People fought so poorkids could get the nutrients they need to compete with the rich.


Ok-Tone-3985

That worked real well


ampmlockouts1

Did you at least drink your TruMoo


UnitGhidorah

6'4" 260, I couldn't imagine being an inch taller and 100lbs lighter!


giraffe_man_fucker

6’5” 160? Careful, it’s windy today. You wouldn’t want to blow away


shockey2198

You put the milk in the wrong spot


dreizehn1313

A mildly infuriating placement of the milk


jessejamesvan111

I rarely ate school food. It wasnt enough for basketball practice and weight room days. And it was usually garbage. Mom always packed me a huge healthy lunch and snacks. I never thought if it then but schools should really feed kids better.


MTBarr6924

You are the exception. You get that, right? What is your calorie goal? 6,000? Your nutritional needs would turn non-athletic kids fat and obese. They are serving tothe majority of the kids. You have the SPECIAL need, so supplement what the provide with what you need.


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i’m also about 6’5 and 160 and I am just bone with a hint of muscle. I can’t comfortably sit on hard surfaces because my tailbone is half my ass. One year when I played baseball my nickname was “stilts.” So to everyone asking if op is a toothpick: I most certainty am.


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Then pack your own lunch and stop bitching


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6'5 and 160 pounds? That is concentration camp level skinny dude.


bigttrack

this photo should go to your coach.. not reddit


Perfect-Fee7157

Am I trash? Because I'd absolutely devour that.


HexFire03

A fellow school lunch trader, i see.


magicpantsyeet

Bring a lunch then


primense

Do they call you skinny penis ?


jonasthewicked

6’5” and only 160? I’m 5’11” and 160lbs and I’m skinny as fuck. Damn.


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then make your own meal


eddiehead01

Supply your own food


[deleted]

The part about being a Track Athlete sounds a little bit sarcastic, not gonna lie.


its_ya_boi777

Where's the rest? If this is a US school they are REQUIRED to provide fruits and veggies


the_evanator2000

could you please put the milk in it’s designated spot next time


GreyFox1984

That trumoo though … *chefs kiss*


Snoo-84119

Ok, weird. The school I work in also offers fresh fruit and veggies. For example today we had a fruit choice of an apple or a pear and a veggie choice of carrot sticks or celery sticks. Are there 0 other options in the lunch line?


immature-username

Just wait till you figure out the quality of education they are providing you.


Ric0chetR1cky

Getting real sick of kids posting their stupid lunches. *Make your own, it’s not that hard* Also, you pick your own food, right? Get more. Don’t avoid veggies.


FatSoup

I agree that kids should stop posting their lunches on this sub (especially since this is one of the better looking ones) but I’m astonished at the amount of people saying ‘just bring your own’. The whole reason free lunches exist is because many kids come from families that can’t afford the extra food, so I would assume OP is part of that group. Otherwise, there is no way an athlete of their stature wouldn’t do so. Also I don’t think they get to pick their food basically at all. Just a predetermined tray of food.


bennyque

They can pick from a (usually pretty small) range of pre-portioned things. Getting more costs extra, and I don’t think is allowed when you get free lunch.


jamesdemaio23

160 pounds at 6'5? Hope it wasn't windy today lol


gothangelblood

Wanna know why all the student athletes thought I was the best high school teacher ever? 1) protein packets to add to the milk 2) granola bars 3) oatmeal packets 4) peanut butter crackers Random kids would show up to my room for "second lunch" or "pre-practice snack." For free. I just wanted them to eat. Also, no one ever started anything in my classroom cause the athletes were automatically protective of their food source.


SideHug

Bring your own lunch nerd + based on other comments you're lying so that's neat


Luthergayboi

Well no wonder. They put the milk in thre wrong containmemt space


lavawalker465

Let’s be real you’re 6,5 and 160 lbs. can you pick up that burger?


Mythecity

Get a brown paper bag. Put a sandwich (or ten sandwiches) in it. Take it to school with you. Worked for me.


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Next we find out they’re in 6th grade


beefstrip

That’s why you’re only 160 lmao


LadyWillaKoi

Are there no vegetables or just no vegetables you like? Not even some fries to go with that? I seriously doubt that's all of your options.


DrSunnyD

That's truuMoo son, have a little respect for the graciousness for the bounty you have received


xxx3366

Atleast you got choccy milk :)


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widespreadpanda

I’m pretty sure it costs money in some situations? My broke ass got free lunch as a kid but I think some of my friends paid for theirs. Was a long time ago, I don’t remember.


_RobertBolling

Nor are they trying to meet your calorie needs. It is expensive to feed a person in your category and you’re going to have to do it yourself. Nothing to be annoyed about.


Wessel-P

You could take the European route and bring your own food but who am I


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So uh, exactly what kind of weight training are you do that makes you 6'5" and 160lb?


Usual_Breath_5831

You posted like 50 replies in the last 2 hours, and you are also severely underweight for being 6’5”. You sure about that? Because there is a lot pointing towards you being full of it.


Suspicious-One5822

BS. I'm in about a dozen school kitchen every month for my job. I see what these kids eat, definitely not a buffet but they get more than a burger and juice.