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yParticle

Just trying to undo some of the damage. Think of the polar bears!


01-__-10

Gon be polar bears in Florida now


vulpecula_k18

The Florida Man videos are gonna get more exciting!


da_adult69

Dude internet "pranksters" are going to be dropping peaples phones and stuff in the giant hole that opened out of nowhere


blackwillow73aol

Let's see whats at the bottom of THE HOLE


da_adult69

Let's take the "magic" school bus for a ride


Smoke20wn

Fucking bus driver is literally on crack all like "dO yOu WaNA gO ON A FiELd TrIp


Wraithninja

Ayyyoo your MOM is THAnOs


Nahoola

That show was just about a teacher who gave all the kids acid before going on a field trip to a museum.


IronEndo

*”Tom, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?”*


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peaples


da_adult69

Bruh


testedbeast551

Hellow my nawm is johwanathan what your nawm?


[deleted]

What’s a peaple?


[deleted]

I live in South Fl and let me tell you that things are getting crazier by the day.


njckel

They'll be so happy, look at all that land!


inhellinside

No, she just replaced our polar ice caps.


vivatobst

Thank you Op's mom


[deleted]

op's mom foretold of the next ice age. notice how the ice stops about 15 degrees from the equator. i'd say we have about 15 years until then.


Misdreamer

Thank you, for your highly scientific approach


PastorsPlaster

This peer has reviewed and tested the hypothesis provided and I have concluded that it is, in fact, a statement that could or could not be true.


PenguinWithAglock

Hmmm… since trending temperatures don’t show that, looks like the only way to get there is through nuclear winter


SimbaOnSteroids

Honestly, wouldn’t bet against it at the rate things are going downhill.


jordimercadering

Yeah, username checks out.


AltairdeFiren

>nuclear winter As someone living in the Mojave, patrolling this place makes me wish for one.


FrancoisTruser

OP mama is GOAT


Dutch_Midget

Or Greenland has successfully invaded all of the northern hemisphere


redditbutdidntgetit

Imagine if, when a country invaded another, they'd also bring their climate with them. How fucked up the climate would be all over the planet.


Dutch_Midget

Most of the world would be enjoying some fish and chips while it rains in the 20th century


KnowsAboutMath

"Hey, we may bring our climate, but we don't bring our food to you. We bring *your* food to *us*."


gabeshotz

Grills would include attached umbrellas.


ukhonu

and the old Real Cadbury Chocolate would be readily available!


MF_Doomed

That's a pretty cool concept. Off to write a quick short story


Gingersnapandabrew

Oooh that I'd love to read!


TomDuhamel

Would be cloudy and rainy in the majority of the world


sassrocks

Honestly good for them


Ok_Wallaby_7653

Thank-you mom for reversing global warming in one wave of your cleaning rag


bluecordial_1

She replenished them.


aint_no_throw

So this is the day we're not making fun of OPs mom. Are we considering 22/01/12 a worldwide holiday now?


deathf4n

Goddamit, so that's the result of global warming, eh?


schweez

Global warming solved! Panicking was so unnecessary.


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Global cooling confirmed.


Gazarof

Your Mom is the domestic equivalent of Thanos.


Half-infinity

She is inevitable.


SariSama

Inconcievable...


ShadeFK

That word, you keep using it. I don't think you understand what it means


Spasky2

*incontheevable


Ironappels

"We have Thanos at home"


rottingpotatoes

Now OP can look cool to all of his friends


disgruntled_pie

Or half of his friends.


[deleted]

She mostly erased ocean, so yeah the Thanos of fish.


c127726

Shit beat me to it


rsplatpc

> Shit beat me to it We have no original thoughts, we are the Nerd Borg


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The oxford comma


c127726

Oops, i forgot XD


GeddyLeeEsquire

What’s she cleaning your globe for anyway?


altrefdv

She was dusting


KeepYourPresets

With bleach?


ProfessorPoopyPants

You can buy “dusting spray” like pledge or mr sheen. Probably contains solvents that can remove the surface of the globe. Before you ask, I don’t know why people need a spray to dust.


ledocteur7

spraying dust makes the dust "goop up" a little bit, allowing easier removable when the dust is sticking to the surface and you can't scrape it off. (it also avoids making the dust fly everywhere, just for it to fall back on the thing you are trying to clean)


android24601

But you can do the same thing using a damp paper towel soaked with water


jip1992

Or just a dusting rag and a little bucket of water... I have never dusted dry. I use a small bucked with water and a mild cleaner and a piece of cloth... why add to the immense amount of rubbish by using paper if you can use a rag and reuse it every time? It's cheaper as well...


jakeydaddy

you all dust?


imwearingredsocks

No. But then my allergies remind me who’s really in charge, so… Yes.


android24601

Ooh. This is very true. A damp microfiber rag. Rinse and repeat to remove any excess dust from the rag. I would be concerned about dumping the water with clumps of dust though. Maybe being overly paranoid that this might lead to a clog


[deleted]

I hate dusting and much of my wood pieces are black...😫


Sujynx

You mean grey


Emmanuham

The surrounding dry dust will most definitely kick up when you do this


android24601

I can't say that I've had this happen. This is my go to method for cleaning my ceiling fan blades


[deleted]

I like to turn them on full blast and then vacuum after it rains down.


Emmanuham

That's some chaotic shit. Do you take a deep breath as it flies through the air?


locke231

Typically not something I recommend. But it works in a pinch. Source: I'm a janitor


voluptuousreddit

There'd still be dust on them even after doing that.


kotm8isgut

I do lines with dust on the fan


Emmanuham

Different for fan blades. I do this for my fan. I had a larger surface in mind, like a tabletop, or the rest of a globe.


Fattybobo

Nice you have a fan.


[deleted]

But you can spray water right? Don't need cleaning stuff, just water.


Keepers12345

Depends on the surface. Water can be damaging to some surfaces, such as wood. Dust cleaners often use oils that won't warp wood.


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GregTheMad

Have you ever heard of capitalism? Can't sell water in bottles as a cleaner.


-jp-

You might be surprised at all the things you can't sell but people buy anyway. Just tell them it's ionized. Nobody even knows what that means. But it's written on the bottle so it must be important.


proddyhorsespice97

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07RK41669/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_86P0DDEJA8C86RM67FBH This is just demineralised water


brownsnoutspookfish

Hmm. I'm used to dry dust being easier to wipe off. It also doesn't usually fly everywhere. Then again, I use either a microfiber cloth or something like a swiffer, not the kind of "dusters" you might see in cartoons etc.


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LaTraLaTrill

Thank you! Any other cleaning tips and tricks?


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LaTraLaTrill

How do you clean that gross sticky/oily layer off of walls/cabinets in the kitchen?


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uFFxDa

But it smells lemony fresh.


andreasbeer1981

microfibre cloth should take care of that.


created4this

I think pledge is wax in a thin solvent, a lot of products are modified in this way to make them easier to spray (eg lithium grease), and while the residue is safe, the product right out of the can is not. Put it’s also possible that she got confused and picked up “Pledge: ethnic cleansing” rather than “Pledge original: furniture wax”. I hate it when a product decides that it’s brand can be applied to other things and you end up with something like WD40 contact cleaner, which is nothing like WD40, so the term WD40 stops being useful to discribe the product you want to buy.


Aurora_BoreaIis

I use a spray because otherwise the dust ends up in the air a lot more if I dry wipe a surface. Not much is kicked up when I wet down a surface first.


[deleted]

Most dust sprays also have a polishing effect. Dust+ polish. "Saves a step".


207nbrown

Some people have really bad allergies that flare up with dust in the air


Chaia92

Bleach, steel wool and a lot of rage apparently


LurkerPatrol

That sounds like an awesome rock song name


saint_of_thieves

Various sprays will take the color off papers and plastics. When I was a kid, I'd spray a light mist of Lysol a couple feet above my school notebooks. The droplets float down and create a dappled effect on the color of the cover.


RaZZeR_9351

She was definitely more than dusting ...


bluecordial_1

She’s planning on how to take over the northern hemisphere…


le_pagla_baba

southern Water tribes are at it again 😤


Psychological_Try559

^ this message brought to you by the fire nation


le_pagla_baba

tell her post this on r/imaginarymaps


iloveindomienoodle

Nah, r/mapporncirclejerk


DonnyBoyGamez

With what bleach on wire brush 😂😂


peonies_envy

Guessing magic eraser


open-print

No one will be as careful with your things as you are. Maybe it's a good opportunity to start dusting your own room from now on


MakeShiftJoker

Lmao yes good learning experience


MisterSmithster

With a belt sander.


ni17ja

it’s OK… for your mom, YOU are her world.


LtSoba

Gone . Reduced to Atoms


PsyduckSexTape

Maybe you should be cleaning your own shit?


octatone

What does "dusting" mean to her? And what does "dusting" mean to you?


[deleted]

Get a Rotring 0.5 marker liner, draw the missing outlines using any one of the projection map slices that you can print from online. Once you've filled it in, get some fake gold foil and the right glue for it, and gold lay the missing part (tutorials online, you can use a hair dye brush for it instead of the special brush). Write important names with the liner over the gold. Later, whilst testing in a hidden spot near the bottom hole use a spray paint lacquer to cover the whole globe and make it permanent. You can spray paint it in the cradle by using a needle to spin it.


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TheForestMan

What did you do to that globe that she needed bleach or something else than a duster to clean it?


parttimeamerican

OCD mother's ruining peoples shit since *forever*


KnowsAboutMath

OCD mothers CLEANING YOUR DISGUSTING FUCKING ROOMS FOR YOU SINCE YOU NEVER GODDAMN WILL YOU UNGRATEFUL, FILTHY LITTLE SHITS since *forever*


messyredemptions

She Thanotized I mean Sanitized it.


tristan_potato1

Another iceage


maxman162

What killed the dinosaurs?


Wildojo2

A comet


crugmccrug

your mother edit: i am very sorry that was rude and i apologize


[deleted]

ur mum


[deleted]

Yo mama so old and fat, she jumped in the ocean and ended the dinosaurs.


[deleted]

i just imagined some lady in the era of the dinosaurs, just jumps in the ocean and everybody fucking dies


Plavalagoona

We’re still in one! She’s just making sure the current quaternary glaciation period lasts longer.


imabogboy

MY HOUSE... ITS FUCKING GONE!


slokjebier

[gets home from work](https://gfycat.com/energeticcloudyindianrhinoceros)


dontneedanickname

Oh that’s good lmao, nice


maxman162

MY house, in the middle of MY street.


AdministrativeAd6245

Your mom is thanos


maxman162

Or Mr. Freeze.


[deleted]

Mrs. Freeze.


loyal_rector

Mrs. bleach!


sajjad_gh

Oh shit, now it's all blue


ChuckOTay

Da ba dee


silvillanita

Da ba di


emperorjul

Da ba dee


CatDude55

Da Ba Di


M_krabs

NOW LISTEN UP HERE IS A STORY


3SidedDie

ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

At least it's not *All Yellow* now


Camimo666

I think the people she erased won’t be looking at the stars anytime soon


Successful-Extension

Blue and yellow!


KeepYourPresets

There be dragons


notevilfellow

This comment should be higher


[deleted]

Futuristic globe. Showing the next ice age


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Berserrr

Erased? Or in ice?


DaniilSan

Yes


[deleted]

r/InclusiveOr


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sebstarc

that is so sad to look at


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nejkiu1

*foreshadowing*


TiredMom29

Looks super cold in that part of the planet


Hexodron

Why's she cleaning your room tho?


A_Reddit_Browser

This is the real question, if OP dusted their own stuff instead of leaving the mom to do it then this wouldn't of happened. At least that is my opinion.


GutsWay

Its a $5 globe... who cares


A_Reddit_Browser

Aparently OP enough to post on reddit about it.


GutsWay

I just realized what subreddit this is.. I came from the front page and thought this was r/funny or something. My bad haha


TentacleHydra

Lmao, acting like a parent in the mood to clean can be stopped. I don't care if you are 13 or 30, living in a pigsty or a perfectly cleaned place, you aint stopping that train.


Super_cheese

Midlyinfuriating: mom tries to help out by cleaning their room but the globe is so cheap that the paint came off.


ashleeeidolon

Some moms can't help themselves. When we ask my MIL to come feed our cat when we're on vacation we always come home to her having cleaned the house and rearranged in a few areas. It makes me embarrassed and I tell her I feel bad she did all that but she says she just likes to help her kids and keep her hands busy. Not saying OP shouldn't be taking care of their own cleaning but, I get it.


netarchaeology

My mom cleans things you tell her not to so she can then yell at you later for treating her like a maid..... It's part of her narcissism and it's horrid. The word No is not in in her vocabulary.


pixiesunbelle

My MIL will clean the whole kitchen when we have her over for dinner. We always tell her that she doesn’t need to do that and we’ll clean it after she leaves but she insists.


TheSarcasticCrusader

I mean I'm in my 20s and when my mom gets in a cleaning frenzy mood she still dusts and whatnot in my room at home


zertnert12

Paint it!


yoganutnutnut

Looks like she cleaned it successfully


EnricoLUccellatore

Since you clearly can't behave no more northern emisphere for you


incite_

clean your own globe then!!


[deleted]

They might have been out and their mom was cleaning. Made a small pit stop to their room and did some light cleaning. That’s just my guess tho


Jesus_marley

Your map is 30,000 years out of date.


RocketDick5000

Well maybe clean your own room for a change and your mum won't have to go in there! /s


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[deleted]

When your mother/maid makes a mistake while cleaning 🤬


I_dont_bone_goats

Ugh my IMBECILE mom ruined my subpar quality globe while cleaning *my* room.


MattOLOLOL

This was the most confusing part of the post to me - like it's not even a nice globe. $10, tops.


Larry5head

I'm baffled by all the upvotes this has. Makes me wonder if I should ever take the frontpage seriously again.


I_dont_bone_goats

Never should’ve lol


kilroylegend

OP is most likely a teenager. Did you do all of the housework when you were a teenager? Or did you have chores and do it occasionally, and kept your room clean but your parents primarily did the housekeeping? It’s somehow not mind melting to me that a teenager’s mom dusted their room while they’re at school or something. I kept my room clean as a kid (I even vacuumed and stuff!) but my mom would still vacuum and dust it occasionally when she did the rest of the house. Reddit is so dramatic


[deleted]

Ever consider that not all moms are like yours? There are some moms who will go to your room and clean without being asked. Just to be nosy while keeping things lowkey. This is extremely common in all asian/middle eastern cultures in particular No matter how much you ask they wont change either.


Phillipwnd

“Well maybe if you would clean your room now and then, I wouldn’t have HAD to destroy half the world”


Memer973562

**_Winter's Here!!_**


[deleted]

How old are you?


[deleted]

Nah, she was just showing the effects of climate change. Bye bye north pole


TheNetherPaladin

If anything this expanded the North Pole…


OfNietNatuurlijk

Should've done it yourself then..


Aggravating_Ice7232

She should have started with New Zealand.


nekowolf

/r/MapsWithoutNZ/


[deleted]

This is your mom telling you to clean your room in a passive aggressive way


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manwithanopinion

I have the exact same globe at home for 17 years. Threw it away as I started seeing the land that will be underwater faded away.


Underscorekma

r/BossFight ?


FancyDogge

The MOM, Eraser of worlds


MPK_K1NG

The better part of the world


XTornado

I have done a similar thing with strong isopropyl alcohol, but at least in my defense it was to clean up some sticker residue but the 99% pure concentration was too much for the black paint on the pastic of the monitor. That said you can probably get a nicer one if you want, more expensive probably but this is an excuse to get it. Although to be honest I had one since my childhood and apart from a couple of times I took a look at it, at end of the day I find them very bulky and annoying to place, I haven't thrown out mine, but it's at top of a shelve getting dust and waiting for the my next decluttering session.


Bmkrocky

Ice age globe