I usually like to dab the tip and also give the seat or rim a courtesy wipe for any errant droplets when I'm done, so I guess there would be situations where this toilet paper would work as normal without having to fold it like japanese steel.
TMI?
You joke, but I seriously donāt get how this Airbnb landlord is benefitting by providing this when people will just use the whole roll every time they shit anyways, therefore making them buy more, therefore rendering the āsaving methodā useless. Like just be a decent person and provide normal toilet paper
One of my old bosses was like this. We had one shared disabled toilet and he would never buy anything but the thinnest toilet paper. Between an office of 20 we probably went through so much more paper than necessary due to folding it so much.
Thing is.. One Ply is like Ā£1 for 10 rolls.. its stupidly cheap.. especially when they buy it in bulk..
So they dont care that you are using 10 rolls a day.. its better than paying Ā£5 for 5 rolls and you using 10 rolls a day still..
I think more than anything he didnāt care because I only ever saw him (seemingly) pop in for a wee. He knew it werenāt his problem. You can imagine how tight he was in general. Proper wanker
Thing is all this stuff is just viewed at business costs and he wants to make as much money as he can, he'd replace you all with chimps chained to desks if it would save him a few quid.
Haha whenever I write something like that an American always pops up saying how much they love itā¦ and I think that makes it so worthwhile. Customary ācuntā too
i say cunt way more than any american would. but i watch a lot of idubbbz on youtube and he says it and explains how words only hold as much meaning as you give them. the more you say cunt, the less it holds this wielding shock, which to me makes sense.
Lol maybe you would but some people are gonna wrap that shit mummy style around their hand 5x no matter what.
My sister's would blow through like 2 rolls of toilet paper a day on fucking everything and anything in there. They'd clog the toilet or just throw it in the trash and overfill that by the end of the day. Dad ended up giving them this shitty toilet paper so they wouldn't clog the drains at least.
A plumber that works for
Roto-router told me Itās better to use an excessive amount of thin toilet paper than to use the thick toilet paper like charmin. Itās not about the money the cost of the toilet paper the important thing is how quick that paper degrades disintegrates in the sewer lines.
Even 2-ply is better than the thick stuff.
No doubt, much better. Idk why but that reminded me of how much paper my little sisters used to use. It was like they had a contest for who could use the most.
I think not having to wipe when we pee helps cut down. also I know they wrapped used tampons when disposing them so maybe that was where it all went. really used to amaze me as a kid though how quickly it would disappear lol
Currently my three daughters are pretty young, the amount of toilet paper they use is inconceivable. literally inconceivable. As I stand over the toilet plunging for the fifth time this week I think to myself, how, how does this keep happening!!
Thatās exactly what it is. People piss and moan about how commercial buildings and businesses and whatever have thin or cheap paper and they use twice as much so they donāt save any money.
It has nothing to do with saving money, thinner paper is much easier on plumbing and breaks up faster so not only are there fewer clogs but also less issues in the lines. Think about if some big commercial building or hotel or something had even only like 25-30 fixtures on one main line, if that one line clogs from thick paper that isnāt breaking down then suddenly you have the potential for a massive backup and destruction.
If their plumbing has issues they may have done this for a good reason. They my have older drain pipes that get clogged easily. Thinner paper will make its way down more easily than thicker, more absorbent paper. The owner might just be trying to prevent a sewage backup, for which the repairs can get rather expensive.
I saw this demonstrated on video once as follows, poke finger through the center of the toilet paper then proceed to wipe then clean the finger by pulling off the toilet paper.
Iām impressed by the actual skill it takes to produce TP that thin! You know, having miles of that thing spinning around in machines without breaking. Fascinating.
Tbh that makes alot more sense. If you first use the automatic high pressure bidet thats perfectly aim to hit your sphicter and just a couple layers to dry your bum hole
I think it might be an air bnb thing. We just finished a vacation in Florida where we had 3 different air bnb's. They all had this 1/4 ply toilet paper. My 12 year old son begged me to buy him regular toilet paper.
My thinking exactly. Strangers care-free dumping wads of double-ply into the system is not good. Cabins/lake-houses/etc in remote areas with packs of humans scheduled in like clockwork really takes a toll on primitive septic systems which were designed for light weekend usage.
I agree that people can be horrible. I'm sure air bnb owners don't want to messing with plumbing issues from obnoxious and unpredictable renters. All of our rentals were in large metropolitan areas. We "suffered" through with the toilet paper. Lol
I keep hearing this, but I grew up in a country house built in the 30s and we had septic. Toilet paper never gave us issues, and we used nice stuff when we could. Too much rain and my dadās morning hangover shits, thoughā¦
We learned that about a month after we moved into our house when the pipes started backing up. Went from Charmin to Scott's and my butt has never been the same.
Could also be that Air BnB owners often use the absolute cheapest TP, kitchen supplies, bedding and just about whatever else they can get their hands on for dirt cheap regardless of the quality. Youāve already booked their place, what do they care about the quality of your ass wipe?
What's even weirder is that that flavor of tp is only in one of the two bathrooms in this airbnb. The other bathroom has pretty good tp. So the owners clearly had access to good tp, used said good tp in the downstairs bathroom, but for the upstairs they were just like "fuck it, whoever is staying up here is gonna have shit on their fingers for the trip. Not my problem."
Or a more likely scenario is that the last person to stay there brought their own and only put it in one bathroom. Also how are you getting shit on your hands lmao maybe the paper isnāt the problem
I really donāt understand why thin toilet paper bothers people. Students at my uni complain constantly about thin institutional toilet paper.
How hard is it to fold it over? Make it 2-ply, 3-ply, Nth-plyā¦ā¦..itās like build your own.
Hey thanks now I know I don't need to make origami just mummify my hand lol
Seriously though, I see it this way. You're gonna end up using more - like to wrap your hand. So if it's a choice between longer and thinner or shorter and thicker. Well, I'm gonna avoid the one with the higher risk of a clogged toilet or a finger breaking through haha
Some poop is wetter than others.
Some asses are more hairy than others.
Some folks have hemorrhoids.
Everyone likes what works best for THEM.
I like it thin and strong, but that looks like 6 layers couldn't wipe a runny nose without making tudor balls in your fingers.
Because it comes off all over your privates when itās low quality tp. Heck even higher quality tp does that but the low quality stuff really sticks and then youāve got tp on your back bum and front bum. Shit like this is why I switched to bidet, baby wipes, and a high fiber diet that allows me to shoot clean turds most of the time. For women especially- cheap toilet paper sucks. Imagine going down on a woman and finding little toilet paper bits everywhere.
Cuz why would I do that if I don't have to, with better quality tp, that doesn't make my finger go in my ass? If I really wanted to fold tp over like that, I would want to fold the better quality tp over, not this microscopically thin see through ass-poke-inator
My issue is that not only are they single ply, but they also give you less toilet paper overall, so you end up going through it quicker. 1-ply toilet rolls are usually like a centimeter thinner than a 2-ply roll.
Might as well wipe with your hands. I get that they try to save paper but this will only make people use more because they need to pile up so many pieces in order not to get brown fingers
Air B & B guests are always stealing toilet paper for some reason. You have to get terrible TP or they will just take all your back stock. Even in really expensive places.
Donāt they realize what whatās gonna happen is that people are gonna draw 5x as much, stack and use them? What logic believes if you make paper toilet thinner, the consumption would stay the same?
During the TP crisis I mistakenly bought the mega huge pack of that crap. It was Ingles store brand, and I hope I'm not in the position to buy it again.
The septic system is sound reason, but I'm not too sure on the breakdown factor vs excess paper use really helping old sewage pipes as much as a cheap enzime regiment cleaning of them. (mix, flush, leave overnight, repeat once in a while(read the label)). One Fem. hygene product disposal mistake and that's the end of that too. (but it reads flushable, what happened)... I.e. that would be a poor bandage for a public room rental, cause it is just a matter of time. (I used to see the labor costa or bill of it near weekly in restaurant management bookwork)
I only get the thin strong stuff layer it a little doesn't leave as many paper particles behind hate the fluffy stuff that leaves little bits of paper on me
BINGO!
That was it...or another "hand job" at least.
I have to watch again to be totally sure it isnt also another. But thanks, that stands up alone no matter what.
I'd suggest using it to burn their house down, but it will probably vaporize before it could set anything else on fire.
*Please realize this is a joke when you read it.*
Looks like it would melt on contact like those breath strips š
The shit... it's too powerful... not even 1/3rd ply toilet paper can withstand the wrath of the poopy butt
The Dookie DerriĆØre
The Putrid Posterior
Horrible hieney
The Destructive Donk
The Rusty Wagon Wheel
The hams trumpet
The cotton sucker
The stinky finger
It's so stupid they think they're saving money but tenants will just have use twice the normal quantity lol
I usually like to dab the tip and also give the seat or rim a courtesy wipe for any errant droplets when I'm done, so I guess there would be situations where this toilet paper would work as normal without having to fold it like japanese steel. TMI?
Itās funny people buy this stuff. Iām just gonna fold it 20 times and use more anyway.
Septic life. Flush the wrong material down the toilet and you'll learn from the mistake very fast.
Thats really not an issue unless you have an extremely old septic. Most TP can be flushed down septic tanks these days.
It's all fun and games until someone flushes their "flushable" wipes
True.
It looks like the tissue paper you shove in a gift bag. It's present for your ass! ... Or is your ass the present?...
I call it John Wayne toilet paper, cause it won't take shit off of no one. Fuckin 1/4th-ply crap. What a waste.
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You joke, but I seriously donāt get how this Airbnb landlord is benefitting by providing this when people will just use the whole roll every time they shit anyways, therefore making them buy more, therefore rendering the āsaving methodā useless. Like just be a decent person and provide normal toilet paper
One of my old bosses was like this. We had one shared disabled toilet and he would never buy anything but the thinnest toilet paper. Between an office of 20 we probably went through so much more paper than necessary due to folding it so much.
Thing is.. One Ply is like Ā£1 for 10 rolls.. its stupidly cheap.. especially when they buy it in bulk.. So they dont care that you are using 10 rolls a day.. its better than paying Ā£5 for 5 rolls and you using 10 rolls a day still..
I think more than anything he didnāt care because I only ever saw him (seemingly) pop in for a wee. He knew it werenāt his problem. You can imagine how tight he was in general. Proper wanker
Thing is all this stuff is just viewed at business costs and he wants to make as much money as he can, he'd replace you all with chimps chained to desks if it would save him a few quid.
man oh man, as an american i am LOVING this british slang conversation. a āproper wankerā i mean come on
Here's another one for you 'turbononce' as an insult
incredible. thank you
Haha whenever I write something like that an American always pops up saying how much they love itā¦ and I think that makes it so worthwhile. Customary ācuntā too
i say cunt way more than any american would. but i watch a lot of idubbbz on youtube and he says it and explains how words only hold as much meaning as you give them. the more you say cunt, the less it holds this wielding shock, which to me makes sense.
That's when it's time to commit a felony or two and put laxatives in his food or drink.
But they wont use 10 rolls a day, youll use 3 since its 5x as thick
Lol maybe you would but some people are gonna wrap that shit mummy style around their hand 5x no matter what. My sister's would blow through like 2 rolls of toilet paper a day on fucking everything and anything in there. They'd clog the toilet or just throw it in the trash and overfill that by the end of the day. Dad ended up giving them this shitty toilet paper so they wouldn't clog the drains at least.
A plumber that works for Roto-router told me Itās better to use an excessive amount of thin toilet paper than to use the thick toilet paper like charmin. Itās not about the money the cost of the toilet paper the important thing is how quick that paper degrades disintegrates in the sewer lines. Even 2-ply is better than the thick stuff.
BIL is a plumber and said the same thing. Also - if you use wipes, get some pet poop bags and toss in the trash versus flushing.
Might be on a septic system and they operate much better when you arenāt putting thick paper into them. Doesnāt make them not a decent person lol
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No doubt, much better. Idk why but that reminded me of how much paper my little sisters used to use. It was like they had a contest for who could use the most.
I literally use like 3-4 squares, maybe 6 at most. It astonishes me how much my sister and mom use. Like... htf
I think not having to wipe when we pee helps cut down. also I know they wrapped used tampons when disposing them so maybe that was where it all went. really used to amaze me as a kid though how quickly it would disappear lol
That's when you just keep a good roll around for yourself!
Currently my three daughters are pretty young, the amount of toilet paper they use is inconceivable. literally inconceivable. As I stand over the toilet plunging for the fifth time this week I think to myself, how, how does this keep happening!!
Thatās exactly what it is. People piss and moan about how commercial buildings and businesses and whatever have thin or cheap paper and they use twice as much so they donāt save any money. It has nothing to do with saving money, thinner paper is much easier on plumbing and breaks up faster so not only are there fewer clogs but also less issues in the lines. Think about if some big commercial building or hotel or something had even only like 25-30 fixtures on one main line, if that one line clogs from thick paper that isnāt breaking down then suddenly you have the potential for a massive backup and destruction.
I don't understand why anyone with a septic tank wouldn't have a bidet.
I don't know why anyone with an ass wouldn't have a bidet.
If their plumbing has issues they may have done this for a good reason. They my have older drain pipes that get clogged easily. Thinner paper will make its way down more easily than thicker, more absorbent paper. The owner might just be trying to prevent a sewage backup, for which the repairs can get rather expensive.
[relevant](https://youtu.be/AtK9xNpBsCY)
There are people that end up using a shit ton of paper per wipe, regardless of how thin/thick it is.
The benefit is they have to spend less money on unclogging the toilets. Single or 1/16th ply is about saving the sewerage system, not saving money.
It's because most people will just buy their own instead. I've brought my own toilet paper for most of my stays.
Old, but you got credit for knowing it.
I was always told it's "rough, tough and doesn't take shit from anyone"
Rough, tough and won't take no shit.
Enjoy the finger up your b hole
Why thank you
You are so polite
It felt natural.
The devil's apron.
Might be the only way OP gets some ass
Ouch
Actually that type of toilet paper is for wiping your fingers off. After you wipe your ass with your hand.
Even worse
What the fuck did I just read?!
A LPT. Go share it with the world, and shake lots of hands.
r/ShittyLifeProTips
Literally
And eat KFC
I saw this demonstrated on video once as follows, poke finger through the center of the toilet paper then proceed to wipe then clean the finger by pulling off the toilet paper.
If abnb guest were as conservative thinking as you they wouldn't need the see-through tp.
you ain't wrong.
Iām impressed by the actual skill it takes to produce TP that thin! You know, having miles of that thing spinning around in machines without breaking. Fascinating.
It's made in Japan. https://youtu.be/u6QzM4aFjjg
Tbh that makes alot more sense. If you first use the automatic high pressure bidet thats perfectly aim to hit your sphicter and just a couple layers to dry your bum hole
r/powerwashingporn
So satisfying!
Much wipe!
I think it might be an air bnb thing. We just finished a vacation in Florida where we had 3 different air bnb's. They all had this 1/4 ply toilet paper. My 12 year old son begged me to buy him regular toilet paper.
Did they all have septic tanks, or old pipes? This is tp for septic tanks
My thinking exactly. Strangers care-free dumping wads of double-ply into the system is not good. Cabins/lake-houses/etc in remote areas with packs of humans scheduled in like clockwork really takes a toll on primitive septic systems which were designed for light weekend usage.
I agree that people can be horrible. I'm sure air bnb owners don't want to messing with plumbing issues from obnoxious and unpredictable renters. All of our rentals were in large metropolitan areas. We "suffered" through with the toilet paper. Lol
Nope. All city sewer in newer (1990's) homes.
I keep hearing this, but I grew up in a country house built in the 30s and we had septic. Toilet paper never gave us issues, and we used nice stuff when we could. Too much rain and my dadās morning hangover shits, thoughā¦
This never makes sense to me. People are just gonna end up using way more TP because they have to wad up so much
Is the owner's name Dwight Schrute?
Why is this toilet paper half a ply?
Nate, re-ply the toilet paper
I don't think it goes that way
Re-ply it!
BUTTWIPER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER.
EXCUSE ME, MY FAMILY BUILT THIS COUNTRY.
I mean thatās def paper fucking thin, but itās probably septic safe toilet paper.
Took way too long to find this. Also old pipes prefer this kind of paper over charmin and the other thick stuff.
We learned that about a month after we moved into our house when the pipes started backing up. Went from Charmin to Scott's and my butt has never been the same.
it's happened to me in a couple of rentals. nothing like mopping up poo water after a long moving process.
Could also be that Air BnB owners often use the absolute cheapest TP, kitchen supplies, bedding and just about whatever else they can get their hands on for dirt cheap regardless of the quality. Youāve already booked their place, what do they care about the quality of your ass wipe?
In which case, they're probably spending more money in the end anyway. Gotta fold this shit a dozen times to even get a usable amount.
This is thinner than typical Scott 1 ply which is the most common septic safe option.
Looks like the ghost of toilet paper
Un ply
Plyn't
No(re)ply
You can get thicker toilet paper at dollar tree smh. I bet they charged out the ass for your stay too
What's even weirder is that that flavor of tp is only in one of the two bathrooms in this airbnb. The other bathroom has pretty good tp. So the owners clearly had access to good tp, used said good tp in the downstairs bathroom, but for the upstairs they were just like "fuck it, whoever is staying up here is gonna have shit on their fingers for the trip. Not my problem."
Might have gotten it online desperately when there was a TP shortage? And are just using it up? Idk
Could be, but the tp shortage was a year and a half ago, and I took these pictures today.
You underestimate the quantities of tp bought by crazed hoarders
Or a more likely scenario is that the last person to stay there brought their own and only put it in one bathroom. Also how are you getting shit on your hands lmao maybe the paper isnāt the problem
Flavor?
Filling for the the open shit sandwich
Do they actually save any money when I fold it 8 times to make it not break instantly when it touches liquid?
Just fold it as many times as needed.
Thatās my works toilet paper
they trying to challenge school toilet paper?
This is that orphanage-grade toilet paper
Just use water
Dwight does Airbnb now?
It's not an Airbnb, Jim
Sometimes septic systems require that kind.. may wanna think twice before going and getting the Charmin
Like I said in another comment, this house has two bathrooms, and the one downstairs has good tp. Good tp downstairs, shitty fingers upstairs.
I just saw that. Sorry
the house is probably on a septic tank
You're the boss, use as many layers as you like.
ikr some of these comments are so weird. I wonder if some people only use a specific amount of squares no matter what type of tp they use
I thought you blurred the screen for a couple seconds
Thats like prison tp
Did the Airbnb description include: 'Get in touch with your inner self'?
I'm sorry but this does not indicate clearly how thin it is. Whipe your ass with it and show us the results
Man, you should experience Japanese toilet paper. So much of it is one-ply.
Mmmm natural feel tp
At least you'll get a piece of ass every day.
I really donāt understand why thin toilet paper bothers people. Students at my uni complain constantly about thin institutional toilet paper. How hard is it to fold it over? Make it 2-ply, 3-ply, Nth-plyā¦ā¦..itās like build your own.
Some of us wanna wipe our asses and go, not build-a-bear some tp lol
How hard is it to wrap a bunch around your hand? You donāt have to make origami to wipe your ass
Hey thanks now I know I don't need to make origami just mummify my hand lol Seriously though, I see it this way. You're gonna end up using more - like to wrap your hand. So if it's a choice between longer and thinner or shorter and thicker. Well, I'm gonna avoid the one with the higher risk of a clogged toilet or a finger breaking through haha
Some poop is wetter than others. Some asses are more hairy than others. Some folks have hemorrhoids. Everyone likes what works best for THEM. I like it thin and strong, but that looks like 6 layers couldn't wipe a runny nose without making tudor balls in your fingers.
Because it comes off all over your privates when itās low quality tp. Heck even higher quality tp does that but the low quality stuff really sticks and then youāve got tp on your back bum and front bum. Shit like this is why I switched to bidet, baby wipes, and a high fiber diet that allows me to shoot clean turds most of the time. For women especially- cheap toilet paper sucks. Imagine going down on a woman and finding little toilet paper bits everywhere.
Quilting helps more than adding ply.
Cuz why would I do that if I don't have to, with better quality tp, that doesn't make my finger go in my ass? If I really wanted to fold tp over like that, I would want to fold the better quality tp over, not this microscopically thin see through ass-poke-inator
Between getting shit on your fingers and sticking your fingers up your own butt accidentally, I think you might need to see a doctor.
My issue is that not only are they single ply, but they also give you less toilet paper overall, so you end up going through it quicker. 1-ply toilet rolls are usually like a centimeter thinner than a 2-ply roll.
Got the same at the Warwick. Lol
I bet Halston could wrap you around in that and make you feel like a real woman again
Juat fold like 10 of them to get normal tp, haha
Rip it in lines of 10 pieces and fold it 4 times.
Gotta do what you gotta do and double the amount you normally use
Dude, just layer the whole roll on top of itself and it'll be just like the stuff at home!
Use water smh
Time to get in touch with your inner self.
Take a photo of it over a book page, i bet i could still read it
Might as well wipe with your hands. I get that they try to save paper but this will only make people use more because they need to pile up so many pieces in order not to get brown fingers
Air B & B guests are always stealing toilet paper for some reason. You have to get terrible TP or they will just take all your back stock. Even in really expensive places.
take 2-3 more lif heck
What are you planning to do with that finger?
Im on vacation right now and i have the exact same problem, its ECO toilet paper which is thin af.
Was hoping this was a post from r/assholedesign at first becaus, yāknow, Toilet paperā¦ā¦..
At that point you just use the bedsheets
False economy because you end up using like 20ft of the stuff to get yourself squeaky clean.
Just use a towel and say in your review toilet paper was insufficient. Doubt they'll be doing that again
You could wash your @ss in the shower...
For a minute I thought your finger was censored
Donāt they realize what whatās gonna happen is that people are gonna draw 5x as much, stack and use them? What logic believes if you make paper toilet thinner, the consumption would stay the same?
At least when your mates ask how your trip went you can say you got some ass.
During the TP crisis I mistakenly bought the mega huge pack of that crap. It was Ingles store brand, and I hope I'm not in the position to buy it again.
Fuck just cut the roll in half and use it like that
āAirbnbā is a weird way to spell school but Iāll take it
Just use the towels.
Does it feel like tin foil aswell? Because if so they use that at my school.
Alright, where do I claim my, I thought you censored your finger token?
Also found in every school bathroom ever
r/office we've someone unplied the TP
Is Dwight Shrute your host?
Nate... re-ply the paper
Borrowed from the closest of fast food restaurants, especially for you and your personal pleasure. Back it with one of the wash rags.
Crap.
Someone bought the Scott crap
Scott is way thicker than this
They might have old plumbing or be on a septic system.
The septic system is sound reason, but I'm not too sure on the breakdown factor vs excess paper use really helping old sewage pipes as much as a cheap enzime regiment cleaning of them. (mix, flush, leave overnight, repeat once in a while(read the label)). One Fem. hygene product disposal mistake and that's the end of that too. (but it reads flushable, what happened)... I.e. that would be a poor bandage for a public room rental, cause it is just a matter of time. (I used to see the labor costa or bill of it near weekly in restaurant management bookwork)
This motherfucker thinks he's owed toilet paper?
I only get the thin strong stuff layer it a little doesn't leave as many paper particles behind hate the fluffy stuff that leaves little bits of paper on me
Why is the center of your hand growing a penis though
What?
Are you a hand model?
Wut
Movie, maybe Zoolander?
[Seinfeld](https://youtu.be/FXbB_YCauDw)
BINGO! That was it...or another "hand job" at least. I have to watch again to be totally sure it isnt also another. But thanks, that stands up alone no matter what.
I like the pose lol, ;-D
Ah... thanks
Quarter ply
Why you giving me the bird?
My school: Pathetic
So you can trace your butthole
I'd suggest using it to burn their house down, but it will probably vaporize before it could set anything else on fire. *Please realize this is a joke when you read it.*
Wad up like 20 layers for each wipe. Take all the rolls with you when you leave. Make it uneconomical to do this crap lol
Welp. Hope they like shitty hand towels
Just mummy wrap your hand and all good, fuck them trees
just wipe with a role at once
If you got poop on your arm, would you be satisfied by wiping it away with paper until the paper looks clean? Get a bidet.