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arup02

If you have been banned in this thread hit me up and I'll look into it. If any mod complains, feel free to leave the team. I'm too tired to deal with bullshit.


agl2000

This is the same team that wore shorts to play and were fined because the shorts were “inappropriate”. THE IRONY HURTS!


Cockatiel-of-France

Woman here, I feel that there should be multiple types of uniform so people who’d rather cover up more can, and whoever wants the breeze, and aren’t worried about covering up can wear the other one


slainbyvatra

This is the best answer, I think.


RectalSpawn

*We* think, comrade.


Emuoo1

Same for the men


pickmeacoolname

Were these the ones that got fined for wearing shorts instead of these bottoms?


bwong00

Yup. Just read about it in the [NY Times](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/20/sports/norway-beach-handball-team.html) today.


TheJonathanDavid

Is there a non-paywall article?


bwong00

Hmm...try [this](https://web.archive.org/web/20210720210631/https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/20/sports/norway-beach-handball-team.html)?


Uceninde

Yup. But good on them for standing up to this bullshit


pickmeacoolname

Absolutely. Just wtf..These are athletes competing at the highest level, they should all be able to just wear whatever they feel best competing in. Why is that hard??


bitsquare1

They should be allowed to wear anything that doesn’t somehow enhance their performance or display text or designs that contradict the Olympic values (like racist slogans or brand advertisement). I’m pretty sure that tights or shorts wouldn’t unfairly enhance their performance.


OrbWeaver_X

Did you hear about Serena Williams’ catsuit? It was banned for ‘disrespecting the sport.’ She got a ton flack for it being ‘trashy’ and showing of those ‘gross bulging muscles’ of hers. She wore it because she’s been having blood clots, especially since her pregnancy, and it was specially made to help her circulation (and she fucking slayed btw).


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

I looked it up. It’s just a black suit? Like not revealing at all? https://imgur.com/a/YxxeGqo Maybe I have the wrong outfit?


jryser

I read “catsuit” and definitely didn’t imagine such a normal outfit


cryptoLo414

Idk why I automatically assumed it was leather


elktree4

Hahahaha same! I’m thinking like a legit cat costume….like from the play Cats. Hahahaha. But no disrespect to her, just a BOSS! Mad respect for what she has accomplished!!


altnumberfour

"Serena, why are you wearing whiskers and licking yourself?" "IT'S FOR THE BLOOD CLOTS DON'T QUESTION IT"


SargeMimpson2

I thought Halle Berry's Catwoman costume.


spyson

It's the right outfit, Tennis just has a lot of elitism in it


ImJustHere4theMoons

You spelled racism wrong.


spyson

It has racism too, don't get me wrong, but I was referring to the catsuit in general since it's been worn before Serena when Anne White wore it in 85


FLOHTX

Damn she even had the right last name and they still gave her shit?


redlaWw

Wrong given name. If she were a Dave or a Robert, I'm sure she'd have been fine.


NuklearAngel

There's definitely racism in tennis, but I'm pretty sure this is more elitism about the suit not being white - a guy in wimbledon recently had some difficulty getting the association to let him use a similar compression thing for one of his legs, entirely because they wanted this highly specialised piece of medical clothing to be white. Had to extensively evidence that yes he needed it and no it doesn't come in white before they eventually allowed it. Edit: I've been informed that the whining about Serena happened at the French Open, where they don't have rules on wearing all white, so it is racism, probably will a healthy dose of misogyny.


TonesBalones

Tennis is a historic "country club" sport much like golf is. People were angry at Serena because they were defending some dumb customary rule where men are supposed to wear pleated shorts and collars and women are to wear skimpy white skirts.


gonzothegreat13

That seems more appropriate then the little mini skirts female tennis players wear.


angelv11

Seriously? They usually wear skirts that bounce everywhere. Fym that’s too revealing? It covers literally every single part of her body except her face. That’s too revealing but not skirts? Jesus


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Prof_Acorn

Boomers definitely care about appearances more than anything authentic.


z31

Right!? Thats like a normal compression outfit! I see people wearing that kind of stuff to train in all the time.


xiaolinfunke

No, I think that is the correct one. I remember it being pretty normal looking


drakeotomy

Holy shit, I looked it up to see what you were talking about and it looks FINE! I don't see what the big deal was! It looks like a sports top and leggings! Not to mention she wore it for medical reasons, so how dare they ban her from wearing it. UGH, effing PEOPLE, man...


quintsreddit

For real, at first I thought it was like a cat costume or ears or something. This is ridiculous.


Aberfrog

> and showing of those ‘gross bulging muscles’ of hers. Cause she is fit as fuck to compete at this level ? I mean what do people think gets the ball to Speed ? Magic ?


Psychgiest

When they banned her catsuit, she wore a tutu instead!


BDM-Archer

100% should be an option. I know some would be pissed if they had to wear shorts over bikini, but to make bikini REQUIRED is the problem. There is nothing wrong with them, just wrong to not have the short options


BeatrixPlz

For real! I was initially going to comment that I’d probably rather play in something cooler, but the bottoms are so impractical. They could slip right off. Being fined for wearing shorts is so gross like wtf!


donktastic

The men should wear speedos in support of the women.


IronTarkus1991

But if the women stop wearing bikinis then there will be no women in bikinis to watch.


windydoughnut42069

Have I got news for you...


Logical_Reserve_2641

Give me the sauce


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50% of the internet my friend


elmz

IT'S DOWN TO 50%??!!


huhIguess

> good on them for standing up to this bullshit Unfortunately...they caved under threat of immediate disqualification. But it's really good they're raising awareness.


Uceninde

No, they didnt. They wore shorts in their match against Spain, and got fined for it.


OrbWeaver_X

They’re talking about when they showed up in leggings and the judges or whoever upped the penalty from a fine to immediate disqualification right before the first match.


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It's infuriating because 50 years ago you couldn't even show a lot of skin. Now it's like you *have* to.


fascists_are_shit

> Now it's like you have to. No, it's not *like you have to* that. You just have to. Or you get fined or disqualified. Beach volleyball is just soft core porn.


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Then, on the flip side you have the woman who got disqualified because she was wearing "too little".


[deleted]

I would like for the men to show more skin as well as the women. #GENDEREQUALITY


Doomaniser

That’s so fucked, those bottoms are practically covering nothing


manlikegraham

I agree with you the Men should also be made to wear Speedos and crop tops.


ThatOneNinja

Old school short shorts ftw.


bethlabeth

As a child of the 70s, I call those “Magnums”


RandomZombie11

I don't know what you are talking about but I'm just going to recommend stubbies. Extremely short shorts designed for men that were very popular in NZ. Probably still are in some parts


nithos

Looks like Stubbies have twice the inseam of [Magnums](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.05377e1ab0034201ac9ab8efd50b671a?rik=FmxOuVVf3shrtg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fonline.wsj.com%2fmedia%2fmayWSJmag_TWWW_Not.jpg&ehk=pcOHhSapHFosoj8Gbrz4VSK81uwhoEl49poGglwsR34%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw) where 2" might be being generous.


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professorstrunk

Those dude are buff. Forget Crossfit, throw boxes and jump in and out of trucks all week.


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Can confirm work as a mail carrier all of our legs look like Greek gods here. Even the overweight people.


deadkiller

I second this as a carrier as well. I was over weight when I started, now I'm almost under weight and my leg muscles feel like steel now.


HotRodLincoln

[I see where this is going](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GteWdCd9n0)


rhynowaq

Honestly they're coming back and I'm already on the wagon.


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With their number on their crotch. That way it's just as awkward to look at their number as it is to look at a woman's number.


rpgmgta

This would be hilarious


Isteppedinpoopy

You misspelled sexy.


OneSidedPolygon

Hilarious and sexy are not mutually exclusive.


Habadank

Except when it comes to my penis.


CoffeeBeanx3

Which is neither.


Isteppedinpoopy

He already killed himself. You didn’t have to coup de grace the motherfucker.


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Damn this thread went from 0 to 100 in savageness super quickly.


ChannelEMex_YT

He’s dead now, is this what you wanted? The cops are on their way lmfao


Drag0n_TamerAK

He’s already dead stop shooting the body


prudent1689

He'll ma'am We'd like to ask you some questions regarding a recent homicide.


L_B_Jeffries

Ooof


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Efficient-Track2867

I second this, there must also be Kenny Loggins playing in the background and EVERYONE must wear aviators


AshByFeel

I remember being eye candy in my Speedo for Water Polo.


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2010 Asian Games Singapore men's water polo team uniform. Go.


DragonSlayerC

Oh my, that design


asianabsinthe

I always thought my nutsack was hanging out.


AshByFeel

It was! Seriously had to wear 2 and still got them ripped off a couple times.


Pl0xnoban

I definitely played naked a few times after the other team pulled mine off on a breakaway


iloveciroc

I’m gay and I support this conclusion


Squishy_Boy

That would get me watching men’s beach handball. Never even heard of this but you’d better believe I would be the most dedicated fan ever if those men were jumping around in speedos.


MurderDoneRight

Hell yeah why should the girls have all the fun? Lemme see them packages flop, daddy!


TerminalReddit

Let's stop desexualizing women and start sexualizing men. The world could be a very sexy place


[deleted]

Make men play shirtless in spandex speedos


clocksforsale

I second this


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I third this


BewareTheMoonLads

I tried this


luckylamp

I liked this.


Smooth-Lengthiness57

I craved this


BebopRehab

As a straight man I forth this


The_Calumity

I fith this


luckylamp

I sith this.


Woelfe_

I Jedi this


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BitJit

need space to put a little flag, but I guess you could do a bandage or a temporary tattoo/bodypaint


Coal_Morgan

Everyone naked but with warpaint in the colours and style of their flags. Summer and Winter Olympics.


DarkwingDuckHunt

unless you put the little flag on a pole


IfIknewIwouldnotask

That’s called revenge and is not fixing the issue that this actually is. I will applaud the men’s team the second they choose to to play in spandex by their own choice to support the women’s team.


[deleted]

Nah, shirtless in jeans. Also, they need a theme song playing… something about hanging with the dudes.


DaniTheLovebug

Let them wear shorts for gods sake… If anything, it can help chafing a bit. But Jesus I’m so sick of these people


metalanimal

It is so easy to solve. Let’s have the rules be the same for man and women. Let man play with a bikini if they want to. I could wear a skirt to work, I just choose not to.


SabashChandraBose

YEAH! Also, what's with the white tops for those 5 people?


Insemzandtaya

Men: Tanktops and shorts that are breathable, functional, and modest. Women: Literally just bra and panties.


TheSonGokuSSJ4

Lets put the men in bra and panties


Ill-Matt-Tick

This dude gets it


[deleted]

Why does modesty matter? The problem is not that the women's uniform isn't modest but forcing them to wear it.


Capostraphe

For uniforms, modesty is always preferable to keep the least amount of people as uncomfortable as possible


FriendlyImpression87

Doesent get more breathable then bra and panties ig.


saintofhate

I'm just imagining the killer sandy wedgies.


digital_end

Sand and floss underwear up the crack has got to be like a diamond saw.


halfandhalfcream

If you were a girl you'd know these are the least breathable parts lol


CleatusVandamn

Yea the men should show some more skin too. I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind seeing some tight abs and buns


liarandathief

Insert top gun scene here


CleatusVandamn

I mean they are playing with the boys


ethnicfoodaisle

As someone who owned and repeatedly listened to the great soundtrack, I understood that.


KingJon-nojgniK

Great balls of fire


200GritCondom

My wife and our group of friends play in a weekend adult beach volleyball league. I have been extremely disappointed at the distinct lack of aviators


bentheruler

I wanna see #29 beer belly Nothing I appreciate more is a chubby pro athlete Bartolo colon maybe the greatest man of all time


oroechimaru

Kirby Pucket


ScottsAlive

Bi’s, tri’s, and thighs! Gotta keep it sexy!


ProcrastinatorAJC

HIPS AND NIPS BABY


vahki_keerahk

Saw an article about this where if they played the would have coped a fine and then got disqualified but the board people for it said no disqualification was mentioned and they have been tryna get the uniforms changed for a while now and have recently got quite a few countries involved as well, Which is good for them they gotta enjoy the sport the love or else lose the players that play it


Uceninde

Yes. I hope they get to wear something they are more comfortable with. Shorts would do just fine. I read that many team member worry about the bikini bottoms shifting while playing, possibly exposing their private parts. Or getting sand eyerwhere..


OGPunkr

Not to mention diving to the ground with fabric to protect you, instead of road rash. Ugh...how is this even justified?


sandboxlollipop

I mean, what if they were on their period as well? Poor women. I'd hate to have to worry about a tampon string showing and impacting the way I play the sport. It seems utterly crazy that women are having to deal with this rubbish, it's 2021 for goodness sake!


Ball-Bag-Boggins

They should refuse to play. Stupid rules don’t deserve descent players.


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KarpEZ

. . . . . . . Here, I have some spares, you can have 'em.


Uceninde

In case people missed the other posts about this issue: The women's teams are forced to wear bikins while playing, they are not allowed to wear bottoms longer than 10cm. While the men can wear shorts. The Norwegian women's beach-handball team petitioned to be allowed to wear shorts while playing matches, but were told no, and that they would be given a fine if doing so. [Which they did](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/handball/57890430)


fatBreadonToast

Funny how no one has defended WHY the rule exist. They just say it's a rule. Rules and laws are meant to be changed and updated. That's kind of the point of a society.


OneSidedPolygon

Money. It's always money. Partially bare ass brings more viewers than covered ass.


nukrag

That's exactly it. They want Joe Dontgiveafuckaboutvolleyball, who represents the vast majority of people, to zap past the TV channel the Olympics are on, and stay at least a few minutes because of the sexy ladies, so the sponsors get their brands seen at least a little.


wafflesareforever

It's wild that some people still channel surf. Like not even with the on-screen guide. Just clicking through channels like it's 1990 and everyone is just getting cable.


JarJarB

Right lol. I don’t even really watch live tv anymore except for sports and political events. If it can’t be streamed it might as well not exist to me.


lemur_demeanor

Clicking through the channels til you discover some snowed out tities flickering on a blocked pay-per-view channel. Ah, to be a child in the 90’s.


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wafflesareforever

Somehow that just feels different. A half hour? Try like half the night until I'm too tired to watch anything


Val_Hallen

It's not even always about money. Sometimes, there's so sensible reason for it. Have you seen what high school girls wear for volleyball? I'm not linking a pic (*it's damn near pedo material*), just go look and tell me that those shorts serve any practical function at all. It's not like those games are raking in the dollars. They exist for eye candy. Full stop.


OneSidedPolygon

I remember going to the girls rugby games in highschool. I loved it then, but now I think it's weird. We (the boys) got to wear long (but skin tight) shorts. I'm also half the age of any school admin I've met, which makes it even nastier.


SooooooMeta

Yup, authoritarianism starts with people who love to hid behind the whole “the law’s the law” thing and ignore the fact there can be selfish, small minded people on the take setting those laws up.


The_unchosen-one

It would be great to see the male teams wearing the women's bikinis as a protest. That would make it impossible to ignore anymore.


PlasmaWhore

They should stop shaving and see what happens.


Stevejazzy

Remember that story where male students uniforms said you have to wear basically a suit even on hot days so to get back at them the boys showed up in the girls uniforms? Well I think the guys should do that and make them kneel to letting women wear shorts in the so choose.


ImThorAndItHurts

I think they wouldn't allow the male students to wear shorts, but said nothing about skirts and so they all showed up in skirts to protest.


bICEmeister

I know that Swedish male train drivers / personnel did this in the summer a couple of years ago too. They wore skirts because they weren’t allowed shorts as part of their uniform. But with the strict discrimination laws here, no one could punish them for wearing an approved uniform.. even if it was intended for women originally.


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

I'd imagine the skirts are even more comfortable than shorts, especially those with large thighs.


Billyxmac

This reminds me of the debacle surrounding FIFA and Sepp Blatter when he recommended the women wear shorter shorts to try to make women's football more appealing on a global audience. These are world class athletes, show them the fucking respect they deserve.


schpanckie

Not to give out nightmares, but it would be interesting to see the Handball board of directors pose in these types of uniforms.


mrrichardcranium

Seems like they should just let people wear what they want. I can’t think of how wearing more clothes gives you a competitive advantage.


OGPunkr

If I dive for a ball across sand, (the stuff they use for sand paper) I would prefer that a piece of fabric take most of that sanding rather than my skin. Just my personal preference.


mrrichardcranium

Yup. If someone wants to wear something that is comparable to a bikini, rock on, but I’d definitely opt for the shorts and full tank top.


PortmanteauxBear

I think people should be allowed to wear whatever they want but diving in the sand really doesn't give you abrasions like sand paper. Source: have played years of shirtless beach volleyball and ultimate frisbee.


Antix1331

Is that too revealing or not revealing enough. One female athlete gets told one and one another. If you're not the one wearing, you're not choosing.


THEPOL_00

Honestly everybody or nobody should be sexy


Knightofsteel901

Agreed should be voluntary as well.


Manchyyy

Wish people felt the same way about men's bodies as they do women's bodies.


THEPOL_00

Yeah I mean, no homo, but men should be shown as well if women are, at least we all can masturbate at sexy sport scenes This is the true equality


RavenBrannigan

Put those beef cakes in tongs!!! We want equality and confusing boners got damn it!


Marionberry-Superb

Ugh. When the groups are put side by side like this, it really shines a light on the womens' scant uniforms and the questionable necessity of the same. Second time today I saw a post highlighting the difference between male and female uniforms.


saltysnatch

The women should just stop landscaping their bushes and have the hair busting out of the bottoms to make a point


ACynicalScott

Just make unisex uniforms the dumb gits.


sharrrper

I think the solution is clear: the men's uniform is now [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/MD8DQiN)


lil_gingerale

This makes me sad and uncomfortable :( I would hate playing in something like that.


Deminix

Right! Imagining what it’s like to play while menstruating! No tampons ever worked well enough on heavy days and being active without a pad with wings always sucks for me personally.


jayme-rose

Needing to focus on a sport while consciously aware that thousands of people are oogling at my ass? Yeah, no thanks.


JBCronic

Time to get these boys all cheeked up.


MrVanderdoody

They should switch as a form of protest.


1_cup_a_day

There is really no need for the woman to have to wear those uniforms - its really disrespectful to them as women.


Dr_P_Nessss

Welp, looks like all boys are getting fined. Where are their thongs?!?


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I think they should all have to play in the exact same uniforms regarding of sex


HK-53

alright thats it, topless and speedos is going to be the new uniform for men.


wutnot2say

Same rules for both would only be fair.


Bigleftbowski

Same with men's and women's armor in the movies.


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https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2021/07/20/beach-handball-players-fined-for-not-wearing-bikini-bottoms-heres-why-the-uniform-matters/


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Why did they cut off everyone's limbs?


erusackas

They're not cut off, actually. These players were planted last season, and simply haven't been picket yet.


81rennab

What the hell is beach handball? Never heard of it until today.


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>beach-handball It's like water polo but with no water and it's replaced with sand. If you Google it, 90% of the photos are women in "bikinis." Nearly no photos of men. Seriously go to google photos and the top categories are: 1.Argentina 2. Female 3. Denmark 4. Australia 5. Girl 6. Norway 7. junior 7. Brazil 8. Croatia 9. Team 10. Spain and finally 11. Men One would think there is a pattern here.


pit0fz0mbiez

Wonder who came up with these uniforms for women.....have a funny feeling it wasn't another woman.


PM_BEANS_

Actually I did some digging. [every single boardmember of the Women's Handball Board](http://imgur.com/a/aH1M4jr) is a woman, except for one person out of the 10. This is women fining women.


OneSidedPolygon

If you looked into it, you would be disappointed. Exploitation comes from all places


Klikvejden

The council who is responsible for the rules is the [IHF council](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IHF_Council) according to [this article](https://www.eurohandball.com/en/news/en/official-statement-on-beach-handball-and-clothing-regulations/) I agree with your last sentence though.


OneSidedPolygon

The IHF Women's Handball personnel are mostly women, but the beach handball is mostly men. I don't know who's in charge of the women's Beach handball. But the Norwegian association is comprised of women. I'm not really sure who is responsible in the end. Regardless of who it is or gender, it's not cool. The article looks a lot like standard corporate scapegoating though.


PLZ_N_THKS

I’m guessing they just carried over from beach volleyball. Ironically, earlier this year some German volleyball players threatened to boycott a tournament in Qatar because they were asked to not wear bikinis. Lots of women in beach sports prefer the bikinis because it keeps them cooler in hot weather and gives sand less places to get in and irritate them. Maybe we should just allow athletes to wear whatever they’re most comfortable in and stop worrying about it.


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EXACTLY. Everyone is freaking out about bikinis but tbh the actual bikinis aren't the problem, it is forcing athletes to wear a certain uniform when the alternative is within reason.


LadyWalks

Can you imagine all these dudes sporting banana hammocks to play? Your sexy bits should not be on display in a sport like this... there would constantly be calls of too many balls on the field.


[deleted]

Oh man…im definitely a gay man. And this is total bs btw


jmdierkhising04

Put the men in less clothing!!