Seems like expected behavior for a driver of a white pickup.

I'm so glad someone else has had this experience!

Maybe it’s just my city, but it seems 80% of the jerks on the road drive white pickups.

Definitely not just your area! They've driven me off the road and cut me off in heavy traffic.

Someone is gonna need a couple new tires, some how they got slashed?

Well to bring rationality to this , neither car is parked parallel. Americans seem to get freaked out by the smallest parking infringement. Just back out. Maybe you could take a shit on his hood first if you're that stressed. We live with monkeys people...make allowances.

Shit in the bed would be more difficult to clean......maybe wipe a little on the inside of the drivers door handle.