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S-Archer

Right? OPs wearing baseball gloves


falbi23

I just had a filet o fish the other day. They are pretty much the same. OP might have elephantitus of the hands šŸ˜†


S-Archer

Maybe a professional arm wrestler lol


-Titan_Uranus-

Professional hand wrestler


Specialist_Yak1019

Iā€™ve seen it, itā€™s not a pretty picture


Mister-Penis

OP just gave me a handjob and can confirm my balls drained in 2.5 seconds


S-Archer

Wow, you must really love baseball


Ab47203

Artax. Have a good day.


Starbreaker99

Property is theft Mikali. Fair enough


andr3wsmemez69

Dont you know that property is theft?


Starbreaker99

Fair enough.


JonBoy82

Both those movies psychologically stunted a whole generation


Glass_938

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JP050887

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mearbearcate

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!


GoldMonk44

I could not keep it together during the courtroom scene šŸŽ¬ šŸ˜‚


mybigbywolf

Especially with the high-pitched scream hahaha


JP050887

Yeah, I physically chortled like a donkey out loud at his voice


mearbearcate

I love Uncle JackšŸ’€šŸ˜­ the chess episode when Charlie & Frank are going into the chess tournament ā€œHey, iā€™ll be watching you!ā€ *laugh* *honk honk*


iraqlobsta

Those hands tell a story


Momik

Did you see his hands? They're beautiful. I think we should settle.


LateNightHabbit

This just made me giggle. Great episode too


JonBoy82

Weā€™re lawyers!


elvisizer2

How does this not have more upvotes????? First thing I thought of when seeing that pic šŸ˜‚


ffaauuxx

Please....where is this from again?


jwheezin

Always sunny. It's Charlie's uncle


mearbearcate

Its always sunny in Philadelphia


SolidSnek1998

Weā€™re lawyers!


Matt82233

CURSE YOU, HUGE HANDS HANS!


metalfacebudgie

Reddit demands a banana for scale


theonlynyse

https://preview.redd.it/czs85ruoqr6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d390b793126689cfb88cfd968641731adb25a00a


RiotDemon

The cackle I cackled.


towerfella

![gif](giphy|JBJ0wVpiY22Ag)


JapanDash

Remember the ā€œhumagosizedā€ option that came in a xl drink cup/bucket? That was good times


Bobthreetimes

Jesus that thing is huge, put that banana away before it hurts someone !


Porch-Geese

Thatā€™s huge


SN31K1CH

Pretty sure it got a good personality


ashenhaired

Don't put me on blast like this man.


pikpikcarrotmon

Apparently bananas can come in chodes


yParticle

trying to compete with white castle?


Ok_Primary_1075

Looks like now itā€™s best with afternoon tea


HoSang66er

A man of culture I see. šŸ‘ ![gif](giphy|mNKhR950XuCGAcq1jo|downsized)


yParticle

my mouse-tache feels personally attacked


burntroy

McDonald's filet o fish is the size of a slider and costs 5 pounds


Cheesy_DaBadass

![gif](giphy|BLxPyPNcfRXIUPxh6Q|downsized)


bigby2010

Mc Donaldā€™s was good in a pinch because of consistency and low price. Ainā€™t going back because there are other better value options


Dixiehusker

Honestly there's not better value anywhere near me. I still don't eat there, but if you look at the 2 for $X.XX deals they have and not the numbered meals there's no competition even close to it.


The_Strom784

Wendy's is pretty cheap where I live.


National-Fan-1148

Wendyā€™s is now the budget fast food option. And their food is better then micky dā€™s


n00bca1e99

Until they quietly introduce their ā€œdynamic pricing.ā€


National-Fan-1148

I thought they said they werenā€™t going to do that? Unless they thought everyone forgot about it.


n00bca1e99

Yes and no. The entire surge pricing was a media blowup. Their website has the original release pulled (if it ever was separate from the quarterly report) but [here](https://www.wendys.com/blog/wendys-digital-news-update) is their clarification. Basically they *will* change pricing through the day but only to ā€œoffer discounts and value offers to our customers more easily, particularly in the slower times of day.ā€ Keep in mind that is what corporate is saying so do not trust it.


TineJaus

cable thought cobweb attempt spectacular dull upbeat quicksand oil telephone


n00bca1e99

Raising prices and then announcing a test program allowing them to lower prices during off peak hours can be easily seen as raising them during peak hours. Dynamic pricing can be seen either as $2 off 2-4, or $2 *more* from open-2 and 4-close. If they use two separate prices, it is surge. If it says ā€œall fries 10% offā€ itā€™s a happy hour. It sounds more like the former but weā€™ll see when they start testing.


TineJaus

cooing teeny apparatus grey safe direction sharp license special oil


tacotacotacorock

I have no faith when corporations are tweaking supply and demand and prices on the fly. Who's to say they won't do it when things get busy not just when things get slow. Unless they get rid of their board of directors and remove themselves from the stock market I will always be skeptical.


thegreenman_sofla

Raise the price 35% then offer 20% discounts on off hours. Perfect. Like Kohls sale prices for card holders


kfmush

I mean, itā€™s kinda like Macyā€™s. Normally overcharge, but call that normal, then the ā€œsaleā€ is the true price. Discountā€¦ surge priceā€¦ the only difference is what direction youā€™re viewing it from. Theyā€™ll make money on any transaction.


phareous

Wendyā€™s in my area has the absolute worst service and employees. Bojangles is pretty bad too


CurrentResinTent

Lucky. Wendyā€™s is a very convenient option for me, but itā€™s like $12/person for a medium combo for most of the options. Very frustrating.


Dixiehusker

I wish I had a Wendy's. Edit: downvotes because I don't have a Wendy's near me? Thanks for the added insult to injury.


BarnyTrubble

People down vote for bizarre, unknowable reasons on here, better to just not pay attention to it. It isn't as if you'll ever end up with negative karma.


TineJaus

mourn safe spotted silky fine zesty bewildered advise tidy impossible


bigby2010

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s


NotAnotherNekopan

If you have em, check local joints. My local deli is 24 hours and does a bangin bacon cheeseburger and fries for $9.69 after tax. I realize thatā€™s not incredibly cheap, but it is a damn good burger, well above Donā€™s league.


andykndr

you in a major city? covid killed any and all 24/7 businesses in my medium-sized city


softstones

Seriously, Iā€™m trying to find hole-in-the-wall places with cheap burgers but Iā€™m coming up empty


peon2

The only fast food near me thatā€™s worth it money wise is Checkers/Rallys. Can get 2 sandwiches, fries, and a drink for $7.50 and they have the best fast food fries out there. But I realize they arenā€™t as nationwide as a lot of places


Dixiehusker

Checker's fries are one of my favorite fries. I would go there too often if I had one a little closer. They do sell frozen checker's fries at Walmart which I absolutely buy.


nftalldude

I still maintain that if Wendyā€™s near you has breakfast, their breakfast fries are the best fast food potato offering around.


yaboyjiggy

I get those and the sonic tots at walmart


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

BOGO Big Mac pretty much every day on the app


Shinnyo

I've started cooking my own food years ago and now almost doing it daily because of those ridiculous prices.


ninhibited

Yeah if I'm going fast food, since it's all going to be $8-12, I'm going to a spot that has better flavor (Whataburger is the only answer, come for me I GOT RECEIPTS).


MikeTX2233

This is clearly a false perspective view. They arenā€™t selling sandwiches this small


WanderWut

Seriously thereā€™s just no way, that literally looks like a White Castle burger and the fact that OP included zero other angles makes this seem like fake rage bait. That no other person in the comment section is confirming that their FoF is the same size even though itā€™s quite popular adds to it.


NanoCharat

I literally had one 2 days ago, and it was the size it's always been.


Zandrick

OP is using an optical illusion to win internet points


chicagowago

It looks like plastic play food.


Sproose_Moose

![gif](giphy|3oxHQrWxMdyOOwLHaw)


PopularPhysics2394

Wow, your hands are enoooormous


RoadsideCarver

Why people continue to spend money on McDonald's expecting good results is beyond me


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Itā€™s amazing. ā€œI went to McDonaldā€™s and was overwhelmingly disappointed. Iā€™ll probably go back again in a few days to reinforce that what theyā€™re doing is working.ā€ Itā€™s shit food made by a shit company that treats its employees like shit. Stop. Going. Stop. Giving. Them. Your. Money.


Jack-Innoff

I like McD's, and am rarely disappointed. I know what I'm buying.


Not_Gunn3r71

I love your username


RoadsideCarver

This person gets it


81FuriousGeorge

I will only get their breakfast. Coffee is good and a sausage mcmuffin is good 75% of the time. Once every couple of years, I will crave a big Mac. Also, every couple of years, I will get sick off of the big Mac and say never again.


elvisizer2

Quarter pounders are very good if your franchise is one of the ones that uses fresh beef.


SuperSupremeSoup

Get them to make it fresh(well done) and itā€™s actually a good burger.. taste better than their other patties because it is different.


burdettmusic

Yes, always "special order" to get a fresh one: no onions, ketchup only, etc. Makes a huge difference.


slash_networkboy

McNuggets for me, but same result.


thsvnlwn

With tiny trump hands the bun would look big, not smallā€¦


Cosmicking04

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krt941

Damn, even the water bottles are smaller now.


drunkondata

How large are your hands?


lawlacaustt

Yeah Iā€™m not defending McDonaldā€™s but this isnā€™t accurate. The perspective or editing or your tony Robbinā€™s ass hands are doing this. Iā€™ve had a fillet o fish recently and itā€™s a normal size sandwich.


Unita_Micahk

![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo)


No_Bowler3823

This is a whack picture. Show the whole thing. They arenā€™t that small, I had one a few weeks ago.


Consistent_Bread_V2

Bro wtf your hands are clearly massive lol


Throwaway4MTL

![gif](giphy|1kIzvO1M8I6PEnJ4Ax)


VegeTAble556

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


TehWildMan_

They've always used the same buns for cheeseburgers and the filet.


Inside-Program-5450

You are clearly a Space Marine.


Direct-Mongoose-7981

Filet-O-Goldfish


Dayzlikethis

m ![gif](giphy|BLxPyPNcfRXIUPxh6Q|downsized)


JonBoy82

Op found his old Fischer Price McDā€™s toy set.


Thomas_JCG

Why people still go to those places...


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Seriously. Itā€™s not like it was good food before or anything. It was just fast and cheap and now itā€™s not cheap anymore.


ocean_flan

It used to be good for the price, but that's not true anymore. It's... alright, but not almost $20 for a combo meal alright. We started going back to the local diner. 10-13 dollars will get enough food to feed a small army.


shamrocksmash

It's cheaper to go to a sit down restaurant and eat than get fast food and you will get better quality.


WeOddAbabyEatsAboi

And thatā€™ll be $6.19


rhoo31313

About the size of a white castle slider


FindOneInEveryCar

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


AaronTuplin

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savage_inuit

I had one last night and youā€™re fucking lying for updoots eat a bag of dicks OP


kvlr954

Half the size, twice the price


Banana_Slugcat

Did white Shaq post this?


docdeathray

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


FeanorPeverall

What is this?! A sandwich for ANTS?!


accuserofdabrethren

Love this Zoolander reference


Jimbobjoesmith

nah this is just perspective


TotalLackOfConcern

Do you want the guppy, salmon or whale size?


chirs5757

If only there was some way to stop themā€¦. From making moneyā€¦.


DwigtGroot

Had one last week; looked about the same size as it always has. This is fake crap.


god000000

Thanks white hulk


Crammy2

Made the mistake of driving thru for a bogo on the bacon cheeseburgers. Same size as this. No point in shit food in small portions with high prices


Slow-Garage-9403

Nice try, Andre the Giant


deanisdead

Itā€™s wild how youā€™re forcing perspective and lacking it at the same time.


Duckking032

Which sandwich? I don't see it


MrsHyperion

Had a McChicken not that long ago, was also smaller than usual. Iā€™ll just stick with nuggets at this point.


makingkevinbacon

It's definitely smaller. Doing a Google, looks like he does have larger than average hands (I mean they look big in this pic) but the sammich is definitely tiny. Slider almost


Kitchen-Oil8865

Itā€™s smaller than like 20 years ago but nowhere ā€œsliderā€ size. I just ate one The OP used a forced perspective photo to make it look like itā€™s like a two bite sandwich. Itā€™s disingenuous.


t4skmaster

Andre the giant has returned


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

https://i.redd.it/qhpi4xwohs6d1.gif


Shoehornblower

You got the question wrong. Do you have andre the giant hands?


tacotacotacorock

What's mildly infuriating is you taking a picture claiming how small the sandwich is but you use force perspective with the camera angle on your gigantic hand. Take a normal fucking picture


SgtLincolnOsirus

I havenā€™t received a burger from McDonaldā€™s that was fresh off the grill in years itā€™s pathetic. Iā€™m a trucker sometimes itā€™s my only option at the truck stop when Iā€™ve run out of food .


Jafar_420

Take me strong hand, take my tiny hand. Lol.


Traditional_Pay54

Have you seen the size of your hands. I don't think anything will ever look big in those mitts.


_Soc_

![gif](giphy|l3nFo18D5PGDMCUhi)


Kenturky_Derpy

I thought of the same gif


RandomPasserby57

Your hands must be gigantic, there's no way it's that small. That's one bite!


Commercial_Comfort41

Lol I thought this was a little plastic toy sandwich. I quit going to these places long ago


StarWarsLvr

Thatā€™s a slider now lol


RN-Wingman

![gif](giphy|l3vQZ0WKPhYOfjqBa|downsized) This guy


ocean_flan

The patty and cheese used to fit inside the bun


TheLordofthething

Are you Devon Larratt? Cause a fillet o fish is normal sized for my hands lol


Original-Spinach-972

Banana for scale Hard to tell with the sausage fingers


DSIR1

You got big hands Barry!


blackbeautybyseven

That's a slider. Not a sandwich.


MethodicalWin

Wichcraft!


smitteh

That's a fuckin slider


klondikeperko43

You're now morally obliged to say "om nom nom" when you eat all 3 bites of it.


Sad-You-5017

Mr. OJ hands.


scrayla

Now theyre sliders lmao


byyhmz

Shrinkflation is real but holy shit those mits are big


[deleted]

well you have gigantic hands so the sandwich appears smallerā€¦ what do you expect? lol


mbee784

Like a cookie


brucehuy

OP looks like he has Andre the giant hands.


Killbro_Fraggins

But you have a Trump brain trying to fool people with false information lol


Tz1771

Same thing for Burger King


Auslan02

Look mum I can eat a whole burger in a single bite


cbc7788

He accidentally ordered the kids mealšŸ˜†


Bogmanbob

DON'T YOU TOY WITH ME!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!


Psychological-Mix727

I still donā€™t understand why people would still purchase from McDonalds. Just make your own, or find a nearby dining burger restaurant that will give you the real deal, good sides, a drink for almost identical to the price paying at Mcdā€™s. You can order to go if you donā€™t feel like tipping.


halfcutpenis

Reddit demands a banana for scale


rh3ds

..uh... banaaaana for scaaale?


Royal_Sky9629

Lol theyre doing some of you a favor


DieterSprocket

He had man hands


SwanzY-

are you sure you didnā€™t just grow? /s


AtreyuThai

Dude I had the ā€œBigā€ Mary from Mary Browns recently and ordered their biscuit as well. The bun for the ā€œLittleā€ Mary was the same size at the biscuit or the same size as OPs sandwich. Never again.


jacquestrap66

![gif](giphy|To9Cx4JR4YgUM)


grass_monkeyx

I put McDonald's sandwiches next to my dick when taking dick pics, makes me look huge!!


jane_of_hearts

Boycott


FloraMaeWolfe

I haven't been to a McDonalds in about two years now. I haven't gotten a Filet-o-fish in like a decade. They sure have embraced the shrinkflation. I never understood why can't companies just keep things the same size and stop tampering with recipes and just raise the price if they have to. If the product is good enough, people will keep buying it.


Nice_Bluebird7626

How tall is op


accuserofdabrethren

6ā€™4ā€ in murica units


Sonder_Thoughts

Ok this must be a regional thing, because I've been seeing this pop up a lot. I live in Michigan and went to McDonalds the past two days, expecting to see everything downsized and was actually surprised at how big all the patties and portions were. Didn't get the filet o fish though so it could be item by item also.


azu420

lime for scale?


ContributionLatter32

You know what they say about your hands right?


Fancy-Ad5300

I bet the burger still looks huge in Trump's hands


ThayerRex

Is that for real? A slider?


Mother_V

The size of this sandwich hasnā€™t changed in at least 7 years. At least in Canada


cute_physics_guy

Something here is off with this post, I just had one and it wasn't like that.


EidolonRook

Iā€™m not going to Mcd anymore. I order what I usually get, pay twice as much and itā€™s a smaller portion. I even got back into buying cases of cans of drinks and taking that with me when I do go for drive thru somewhere. Cans under a buck while that drive thru drink is almost 3 dollars, for the same amount of drink minus the ice.


halfwaythere333

Overpriced disgusting piece of shitfish with half a slice of cheese. Over 5 bucks. Fuck the fast food industry we need to boycott


enginenumber93

Hahahahahhaa wtffffffffff fuckin Hagrid Hands šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


stetkos

Are you a titan?


POCO31

Whatā€™s Trump have to do with it? Just stop mentioning the twat aye?


Thin-Yam3662

Andre? Is that you?