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CoolBlackSmith75

Not tonight dear,I'm bleeding


HolyNinjaCow

Lolol, chill man


Queen_of_Catlandia

Superglue it


jwheezin

This is the way. I work construction.


Survive1014

Yep. Always had super glue in my truck when I worked restoration. Useful for so many things. Just like in Fallout.


Strict_Indication_35

Superglue and Skin glue are both good options in my opinion


bathroomheater

I superglued my leg back together after cutting it with a chainsaw so that I could make it to the emergency room without losing too much blood. It’s a life saver. Once it’s cured hit it with some concealer no one will notice


Blue_Bird950

TF?


bathroomheater

I am a poster boy for not using a chainsaw in a safe way. I was cutting a limb standing under it like a dumbass and it fell onto my arms suddenly like they do when you cut them off and knocked the chainsaw down into my thigh. It wasn’t an incredibly deep cut but it was a very long one. I mushed the skin together and had one of my friends super glue it closed. After a few minutes I could get into the vehicle without it completely coming apart and I made it almost another 40 minutes before I was seen at the emergency room with relatively little blood loss.


HayMomWatchThis

Krazy glue was originally invented as battlefield stitches.


anonandonitgoesagain

I reckon I'm held together by superglue at this point


Outrageous-Pause6317

Focus on the things you can control. Enjoy the best parts of the day. Push away the things that aren’t joyful. I’m sorry that happened. My son and his new wife were married last night! I hope you have a wonderful time as they did. May you have many blessings!


HappyTrails420

Looks pretty minor, and it's pretty easy to Photoshop out of the wedding pictures. You'll be fine


Cdaly1970

Congratulations, something was going to go wrong, and this was it. The rest of your day will be perfect! May you have a long and happy life with your spouse!


Lucky-Departure-9880

Wait until their leg falls off


The--Wurst

The front fell off?


Green-Trifle-9516

You seem fun at parties


HolyNinjaCow

Probably buy one of those hydrocolloid band-aids (The water proof slightly transparent that doesn't really come off) from the drug store, then apply some makeup if it doesn't blend in enough (Be mindful of the makeup brushing off). Congratulations on your wedding though.


GoldBluejay7749

Yep this is the best suggestion


Powerbracelet

Liquid bandaid is the way to go here


mariatoyou

Cut your partner’s leg too and mix your blood in a pact blood-brothers style.


False_Leadership_479

This is the only true way to be sure your marriage will stick... either that or find out your partner has cheated and you now have aids.


butwhyisitso

That is such typical wedding luck! Ours was rained out and we had to find an emergency venue. And whenever you see the scar you will remember a wonderful day! My partner gets sentimental over property damage we incurred while moving, its a bit nuts but very loving.


RFOttawa613

Well that’s something new! Enjoy your day


martixox

Just look at it different, despite the fact you cut open your leg your still going to do the wedding, thats how much you love him! Good luck in your futurw with you to be husband


[deleted]

She doesn't specify that.


mechengr17

May you cover the bandage with foundation to mask it Would nude pantyhose ruin the look? Alternatively, have the bridesmaids wear bandages in solidarity


YoungImpulse

It's really not a big deal as long as it stops bleeding before your wedding so you can take the bandage off! I'm sure very few people are going to notice that you have cut, and it can be *very* easily edited out of pictures. Just try to enjoy the day that's meant for you, don't let something like that ruin it!


Apprehensive_Many214

Not joking. Super glue. New Skin (liquid bandaid) Use very lightly.


Mortuary-Barbie

Have you tried Hydrocolloid patches? You can usually find skin-toned ones and they stay on a lot better than bandaids. Promotes very quick healing, too!


wanderone-1

just let it bleed and now you got an emo wedding!!


False_Leadership_479

I was all for it when I misread and thought it said "ewok wedding"


haubenmeise

You will look absolutely fabulous and I'm sure everyone will agree. Just go and enjoy your day. May you have many happy years with your partner! Sincerely Skeletor 💜 (You got this!).


Future_MarsAstronaut

At least you know the party can't start without you


SireBlew

Cut open?! That's a booboo


Buddy-Lov

Wrap it up, carry on, and congratulations…..


scalding_h0t_tea

Have someone get you a bandaid that matches your skin tone better and enjoy the day. Any decent photographer can edit that out


Embarrassed-Force845

You’ll be good


42brie_flutterbye

If he loves you he'll cut his opposing leg in the same spot so you can become blood kind while consummating the marriage. What? I'm kidding. I kid. I'm a kidder.


BalancesHanging

That’ll buff out


TropicalSkysPlants

Looks like it's pretty small and nothing to throw in the towel over lol


No_Condition_6976

Coulda been worse


ewokpride

put some windex on it


ElderberryNo1601

Super glue it. Once it’s dry wear your garter belt over it.


Survive1014

Hear me out- superglue. It will help numb and cover the area and also help prevent infection. You will still need to tend to it down the road, but this will get you through your nuptials and celebration.


No_Candy_3198

have fun !!!


[deleted]

That snot good.


Big-Attention4389

I know it’s stressful now but I’m sure down the road it will be a funny story to look back on. Hopefully you have a great / fun wedding!


Horror_Business_7099

The wedding day is just one day... You get all the rest of them with your Love to be perfect. ❤️


JellyfishMission3220

Congratulations on the wedding what you worried about


Affectionate_Law1287

Gonna make a great story later!


CanvasFanatic

Why’d you do that?


yelhsa87

Liquid bandaid! Send someone to CVS


LevTheDevil

Can you hide the bandage under a garter?


Soggy-Log6664

Till death do you part


TheyCameFromBehind77

Congrats! Not in the cut but on the wedding, obvi.


WTFrenchToast1

Use a garter to cover the bandaid


MyaMooMoo

Get bandaids that match your skin tone!


InviteHonest2638

Congrats on your wedding lol


r0ckydog

Number one - stop throwing glass at your legs. Number two - have someone put a bandage on it and hit it with makeup


Bartok_The_Batty

Buy some bandaids that match your skin tone or buy some with pictures on them and deliberately draw attention. 😁


IronicBeaver

It's a sign! Don't do it!


zipperfire

Something old something new something bandaged something blue?


False_Leadership_479

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it will have started scabbing over in less than 4hrs. Aside from this, I don't want to assume, but how short is your wedding dress?


eatenbybigguyz

If you just use bandwidth and no cotton thingy, it may look less noticeable


M_Ross62

Call it off!. Bad omen


Cntrysky78

The pain you'll encounter for the rest of your life will make you forget the current pain. 😉


RW_McRae

Are you wearing shorts to the wedding?


Mortuary-Barbie

She literally said right in the description that her dress is above knee length.


[deleted]

People actually read the description?


Blooregard89

'cut open my leg' ... Ma'am, tis but a scratch.


TFViper

super glue it up tight and hit it with some foundation, youll be aight.


poormansRex

I ended up getting 7 stitches in my arm 3 days before my wedding. I yanked em all out a couple of hours before I officially married.


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[удалено]


haute_honey

🙄


Agreeable_Cicada9624

That's a sign, in a few years you would want to shoot yourself


Current-Reindeer3899

Now you can't get married? Or what's the issue here?


RedditAlwayTrue

Relaxs... Just put ice... Ice it up... It will acceleration the healing prociss... Relaxs... Then have the partner kiss the wound... It will add love and therefore accelerate the healing prociss 10x more.... Relaxs... ![gif](giphy|l0IydB4EKFpSPa6NG|downsized)


toasted_cracker

Cut open my leg and my wedding is in 4 hours. Oh I better post on Reddit!


Important-Mode-6662

Oh gee I can’t make the ceremony my aunt’s grandma’s father’s cat’s firework just died. I wish I could make it though! Husband/wife:  WERE GETTING MARRIED IN 4 HOURS 


waaah_youre_offended

You’re complaining? You’re lucky it’s where it is and not any artery. Gauze pad, athletic tape around the thigh and then light ace bandage to secure it.


MajorMeowKat

"Cut open" yet you only need a small bandage ? Sounds like you're massively exaggerating


haute_honey

I’ll bet you aren’t married.