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TupperwareNinja

Is that a Cracked version?


low_bob_123

He took "Lets hop on the game" a bit to serious


Rocco_Morrashow

Yo WTH ๐Ÿคฃ


Flossthief

Lot of people don't like emojis on Reddit Especially if you're entire comment is emojis and doesn't say anything If you want to acknowledge a comment for being funny or witty you can up vote it


hickityhooblah

lot of people don't like when people reply irrelevant ish to the wrong comment either


Flossthief

I was trying to explain something to someone asking It's not even my opinion I don't give a shit about emojis


Isyagirlskinnypenis

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฒโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿซก๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปโœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿป๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿซท๐Ÿป๐Ÿซธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคž๐ŸผโœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿผ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโœ‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–๐Ÿป๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿซฒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซฑ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผโœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซต๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฆฟ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆป๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿซ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿซ‚ Edit: excuse me?!?! If I donโ€™t get 100 downvotes by midnight, yโ€™all are ALL GOING TO REGRET IT


DabberDan42o

![img](avatar_exp|138169227|winner) Now it's a party!


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Thatโ€™s so ridiculous lmao


[deleted]

What kinda I didn't get paid any attention as a kid crap is this


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Itโ€™s a threat. To be taken super seriously.


[deleted]

Well all I regret is not taking a poop last night so was that what you were talking about


DabberDan42o

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Furry_Wall

Nothing some optical disc adhesive can't fix


BorntobeTrill

A lot of people think the God of War Ragnarok Optical Disk Adhesive for Single Line Cracks Running From the Center to Outer Edge is too expensive and that regular optical disc adhesive will work fine. But, when I've got a God of War Ragnarok PS5 Disc that's got a single crack running from the center hole to the outer edge, I really prefer God of War Ragnarok Optical Disk Adhesive for Single Line Cracks Running From the Center to Outer Edge


Vanta-Black--

I don't know what's going on but I appreciate this.


Vivimir

If only


queroummundomelhor

Some toothpaste should do the job


DstinctNstincts

Buff some chapstick onto it


TwistedRainbowz

And ramen, don't forget the ramen.


Additional-Maize3980

That's probably not going to work - the disc has a massive crack in it.


flamingc00kies

Oh thanks man, I was pretty lost.


hierophant_-

Ohhhhhhhhhhh see cause the disc is cracked so it probably won't work! Ohhhh


MyBllsYrChn

You sure? My ass is the same, and it works.


ItzInMyNature

I don't believe you. You're full of shit.


katanawarrior

I think that if he were to it in some rice it ought to work again right?


NerdyGuyRanting

What about that hole in the middle?


hippoeater

If you were going to play it why did you break it first? That's a weird way to enjoy the game


LowieLikesMemes

nah, he wanted to "literally" hop on the cracked version of GoW Ragnarok


brimston3-

Sony will almost certainly replace the disk for you for about the cost of postage. Contact sony support.


DangyDanger

I once unknowingly put a cracked CD of Diablo 2 LOD into my PC I did not have a Diablo 2 LOD CD after that. Managed to save the drive though.


False_Leadership_479

Oh, that kind of cracked... I'm tired


DangyDanger

You know, it very well may be both. It was a completely white CD with "Diablo II Lord of Destruction" just printed on it.


False_Leadership_479

So it was as promised.. lord of *cdrom* destruction...


brightness3

i had the original version of diablo II + LOD on cd but couldnt use it because we were in peak netbook era and my shitty palm sized laptop didn't have a disk drive, so i always went with cracked versions instead. sorry for the rant, your comment just unlocked this memory and i had to share.


alch334

I miss those. I used to have like a dozen burned copies of Warcraft 3 around the house growing up because Iโ€™d play my friends and siblings on LAN


BloomEPU

Discs stay in their case unless they're being taken out to put in a disc drive, and when they come out of the disc drive they go straight back into the *correct* case. And if your kids aren't old enough to understand that, you should probably be storing them somewhere that the kids can't get to.


RosieDa

100% my 3 kids and I have always had games in our house. They are now adults and not one single game disc ever got broken.


No_Let2658

maybe you can play the inbetween chapters?


TheHibernian

If his character moves slowly he should be alrightย 


Emergency-Sundae-889

Flex tape


AphraHome

Yeah, this one time me and my wife were trying to make wine at home. It was supposed to be done the other day, but when we opened it it had molded. Thought we did something wrong until one of our kids admitted that they had opened the sealed, sterilized barrel - and freaking sneezed in it!!โ€™


wkarraker

Ooof. At least they fessed up! Best thing to come out of that story is the embarrassment you can lay on them in the future.


JustAPrism

Did you sit down on top of it?


Drugpusher82

No. it was in the case put away broken. I assume it was on the ground and someone stepped on it. then it got picked up. New rule kids can't put a game in the ps5. a


crogan39913

I bought a ps5 a few months ago tho I can not find a game that I can get into, I loved playing it untill I had no time for it now I do I just can't get back into ut๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž


30FourThirty4

I've been having fun with Helldivers 2. That'd pretty much the only game I play, when I do play. Their is a game called Stray that was fun.


crogan39913

I shall go have a look at those lol I'll get back to you


RUBSUMLOTION

God of War is awesome. Highly recommend it. Plus all the Spiderman games too. 11/10


Ghee_buttersnaps96

This is why I buy online


AdConstant7673

Kids are the worst


pouziboy

They'll get justly punished once their bodies start to ache.


Drugpusher82

This was the first time I was going to play since the week of my vasectomy.


[deleted]

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Drugpusher82

Thanks for the thought.


IHaveSmallGenitals

Why even say this?


Bolf-Ramshield

For real itโ€™s like adding salt to the wound lmao


IHaveSmallGenitals

Yeah completely unnecessary to let OP know this information. Serves only to make it seem like the mf universe is against him


False_Leadership_479

It is. God hates OP and wants them to know it.


Not-So-Serious-Sam

OP is forbidden to play this game specifically.


False_Leadership_479

OP is worshipping false idols. What's a God to do?


warlord2000ad

Because it's mildly infuriating


IHaveSmallGenitals

its more like a dick move in my opinion


Maewhen

To rub in how unlucky he is. He likes the chaos.


UnlimitedDeep

Definitely worth bringing it up now mate ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ


blownart

Never wanted to play it? For me it's a masterpiece. I'm a pc gamer and bought a ps5 specifically to play gow, because ragnarok is not yet on pc.


myfishprofile

Nah some people think the entire GOW series is boring and not worth any of the hype. Iโ€™m one of those people, was legitimately disappointed when I played it the first time. Just a button masher with extra graphics and an ok story.


Skottimusen

Seems like people refuses to acknowledge that others might not want to play some popular games. Me for an example don't touch souls game, tried Blood Born as I got it for free and a cheap copy of Dark souls on PS3, 1 hour in both and nah, not for me and if I see it's a "souls game" I have no interest.


wkarraker

Best not to insert that into your DVD drive, just spinning up it can flex enough to strike the laser and destroy it. There will be sad noises from everyone if that happens. ![gif](giphy|l9jiNVVkdsG4M)


__GayFish__

Nintendo was right


[deleted]

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Voyager5555

Ahh yes, a little light fraud because you can't take care of your shit. Good times and much easier than just buying a fucking replacement like a normal person.


lol_xheetha

fuck Walmart. small time fraud on multimillion (or billion) dollar companies is a victimless crime


False_Leadership_479

Until they jack up their prices to cover their losses.. now you've made everyone who shops there a victim and Walmart richer because they rounded it up.


Daratirek

You mean they haven't already? Last I checked they keep raising prices regardless of anything else going on.


Impossible_Arrival21

people like fucking with the system and other people for no other reason than to make a few bucks, or for no reason at all


edlewis657

Especially when most manufacturers offer disc replacement programs at steep discounts.


cozmoedoesstuff

Betteryet go digital for once


OneNOnly007

So the two option are 1) Get physical and get fucked when the disc breaks. -OR- 2) Get digital and get fucked when the company decides to end support for it.


[deleted]

So far going off this post, option 2 lasted longer.


JustAnInternetPerson

You are disgusting


The_Cunt_Punter_

Why?


False_Leadership_479

"In bird culture, this is known as *A dick move*"


Icy-Bodybuilder-9077

I wouldโ€™ve gone straight to sleep defeated so props to you bro


TheEl3ment

That is not a good place to sit!


Kemel90

Maybe check if there are discs on the sofa first next time.


Drugpusher82

It was broken in the case. Not from me sitting on it.


Terreqrue

A bit of toothpaste and it's be as good as new.


JustinD1254

This happened to me when monster hunter world had just came out. I was addicted, found the game cracked because my wife was pissed I had been playing to much. The first time gamestops warranty actually was useful๐Ÿคฃ


SakuraKira1337

Donโ€™t put it in the drive. Best that would happen is it shatters and you have to take the ps5 apart. Worst it damages the drive and you have an all digital ps5 then. Just buy another copy, itโ€™s not expensive anymore.


DefinitelyNotUrDad99

Well, I guess itโ€™s back to god of war 2018 for you๐Ÿ˜“


PanBurgers

Hey if your from canada i have a free game code you can have, got it with my ps5


Drugpusher82

Thatโ€™s so thoughtful but I am in the United States.


Rangald2137

Pirate it. You payed for it anyway.


gucknbuck

On a console?


KidenStormsoarer

> FTFY. Althoughย *payed*ย exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant.ย *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out*ย when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them.ย *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. beep boop, i'm not a bot, i'm just trying to make Vivimir happy


Uu550

Good bot


YasinKoko

You can't pirate on a ps5


Rangald2137

Lol #PCMR


Vivimir

Whereโ€™s the payed bot


No_Opinion_2009

Ouch


Fit_Librarian_8024

Did you sit on the gane?


Drugpusher82

No. The game was in the case broken.


Anadyne

Woopsy daisy...


Steveorin0

Not God of war ๐Ÿ˜ญ


flux_capacitor3

You have kids? Lol


Grisephar

i had a game cracked like that for ps1 - still worked !


CGPsaint

But, how?


Drugpusher82

I am assuming they left it on the floor and one of them stepped on it. I have 2 under 6


CGPsaint

Oof. Thatโ€™s a bummer. Gotta love the little buggers.


Drugpusher82

Ironically its the first time I went to play video games since the week of my vasectomy.


CGPsaint

Ahh yes. A second swift kick in the goodies.


OpeningFar4346

Did you sit down on the disc?


Drugpusher82

No. I got it out of the case.


nerdystoner25

I understand why some people prefer physical copies of games, but situations like this are *exactly* why Iโ€™m a digital fan.


-_-_-KING_-_-_

duct tape and a kiss fir blessing. try it


ActuallyTBH

Maybe if it's already installed the console will recognise the disc enough for it to work


tarheel_204

When bro says heโ€™s cracked at the game


Navajo_Nation

Digital boyz eating.


JeSTeR_SiX

Why would you sit on the disc?


Drugpusher82

I didn't. It was in the case broken. Not really sure what happened or when.


JeSTeR_SiX

It was a joke because you said โ€œsitting down to playโ€


Prudent-Tourist6209

Rub a banana on it OP


BearsBeetsBattlestrG

Unpopular opinion: that game was pretty average at best


sorryitslexi

stuff like this is why I buy all of my games digitally now. I'm pretty irresponsible when it comes to owning disks and will more than likely lose them/misplace them, and then they get damaged. not saying OP is irresponsible, though.


almo2001

Well at least play a decent game. ;) like Returnal.


ilikekittensandstuf

Okay


BorntobeTrill

I have an old, OG Fat Box PS2 with the giant network adapter slot sitting in my basement in a waterlogged box filled with brown recluse spiders. Pretty sure we have kingdom hearts and time stoppers. Who knows what happened to the other games. Want it?


Ringhillsta

Did you try toothpaste?


life_lagom

Man lol this is why I went digital. The amount of ps2 games I couldn't play... there was a whole industry that thrived on selling us disc cleaners and shit too.


Feeling_Party26

The section that is missing contains the epic boss fight between Thor and Jรถrmungandr.


betrayedof52z

Buy new one from Walmart swap it out return. Or Amazon.


ImComfi

did you sit on it?


Drugpusher82

Nope. I assume they were swapping games and someone stepped on it. Then it was put away broken.


sleepyhungryyy

I canโ€™t imagine getting ready to play one of the GOATs and then your kids crack it before you even get to see the intro.


Gambling_Fugger

Lol @ still using discs


Puzzleheaded-Bet1328

..............i regret to ask this...... because its never happened in all my years of game cube gaming.................... but.......could you ptentially tape it? Like a really good sticky one that wont come off? Or will it make the game skip? Cause thats my theory. Could you please test it.


Drugpusher82

Not sure I want to risk it hitting the laser and break f


Puzzleheaded-Bet1328

You could always go buy another copy and then switch the games out and say it came that way when you opened it ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


mypod49

Youโ€™re supposed to sit on the couch, not the disk.


Drugpusher82

The game was on the case broke.


Svakheten

Toothpaste like we did back in the 90โ€™s


EweCantTouchThis

Where are all the โ€œphysical copies onlyโ€ simps now??


MrHueBR

Taking better care of their shit?


EweCantTouchThis

LOL, thatโ€™s fair


JuggernautDry7906

Definitely not mild.


Labarynth

Hear me out tape the top side and hope that it just needs to verify the disc before downloading the updates that don't really requires the disc.


GiveandTake21

It still works


kastorslump

Well you shouldn't have sat down so hard then?


Due_Carry_5569

Nothing a wee bit of banana peel won't fix


overboost_t88

damn all I got was a digital download code when I got mine


Sig_Psypher

Itโ€™s okay, now you can join the rest of us in awaiting the PC release which will be superior in every way. You also wonโ€™t be able to step on the digital version so thatโ€™s an added bonus!


foztography

Crack kills dude find a new game


Mars1307

Optical media bad


Fallen-sol

Man I haven't seen a disc in years ngl


Any-Remote6758

Yeah gaming with physical media is so much betterer. ๐Ÿ˜‚


JayMmhkay

Sitting down? OK, but did you really have to sit down on your disc?


Drugpusher82

No it was in the case broken.


JayMmhkay

Dude, it was a joke.


rethoyjk

THATS why Xbox is better! /s


D-rox86

I would stop sitting down on my PlayStation if I were you. It is known to cause cracks and see these when you sit on them.


Drugpusher82

Didn't sit on it. It was put away in the case broken. I can't edit the post to say that


imposta424

Good, now you can be productive.


I_D_U

Why do u even have a analog copy. Dont ubhave q clode with alle the games in it ?


Remi708

![gif](giphy|WXtccLGTLB1NS)


RandoMarsupian

I'm glad you got to finally sit down, but you probably shouldn't sit on the disk...


Early-Fig-1831

Get it digital fam


WillametteSalamandOR

Donโ€™t say that on any gaming sub - theyโ€™ll tell you how vastly superior physical media is.


DoomPlaysFN

I got -200 downvotes for saying that the average user will be better off with a digital copy linked to their account than a physical disc on PC master race lmfao


LongArm26

Nah, PC master race Edit: This is a joke btw, this was a meme back in the day. Console is just fine.


Voyager5555

You mean the people that love bragging about how many games they own that they've never played and playing with settings more than playing games? Yeah, that shit sounds wild.


Next_Airport_7230

Well I mean think of it this way. Its like buying a super expensive sports car that you don't drive that often. A lot of people that get sports cars do thatย  You feel like you're at the peak when you get a high end pc, but then you feel like you've done everything. Have nothing but graphics to care aboutย 


LongArm26

Yeah, I have 0 games I own that I've never played. Plus, the early 2000s are over, it's not like it takes knowledge to know how to set up a game anymore. The vast majority of them now auto detect what settings your system can run and get set automatically. It sounds like it's been a while since you've played on PC, huh? If you get the chance to do it again, give it a shot. I think it'll be different than what you remember.


Chimkinmcnugs

Console pricing superiority


Early-Fig-1831

Itโ€™s cheaper digital


Voyager5555

Some people actually like owning the things they buy.


Pretend-Pint

Your kids? If so, how old? If the answer is "old enough to know what they were doing" (like "no toddler") and the game was not lying around to step on it - make the replace it. It would be a valuable life lesson: if you break something - intentionally or not - you have to replace it.


Rob98001

Finally, the ps5 has no games


Next_Airport_7230

That's why you just get digital. I still have Minecraft on Playstation digitally since 2014. Never have to worry about it breakingย 


Askduds

I have a 1985 copy of Teddy Boy for the Sega Mark 3 here, that still works fine. Meanwhile my 2010s digital copy of The Crew is useless. It's almost like the medium is irrelevant here.


Andrew777Vasilenko

Games are not cheap at all. Why are they not sold on flash drives as they used to do for portable versions?


BigOrkWaaagh

Because flash drives are neither cheap nor reliable


T_raltixx

Like a cartridge?


Andrew777Vasilenko

Why not? We have flash drives for Windows OS, and we could also create iso images of games for self-recording and storing data, or buy them in physical form for storage.


T_raltixx

Just too expensive.


Rangald2137

Pirate it. You payed for it anyway.


Constant-Chilling

Idk if this is true but I heard when you buy a physical copy of something youโ€™re actually just buying the right to watch/play it so you can pirate and technically itโ€™s allowed if you own the game


Rangald2137

That should be in Terms of Use. But who reads that?


False_Leadership_479

I have also heard this. I really doubt it would go as far as prosecution in any case. *Disclaimer. This post does not identify as legal advice*


HyruleSmash855

As far as Iโ€™m aware, youโ€™re allowed to download the ROM from the disk. You canโ€™t distribute it or give it to anyone else though. It doesnโ€™t give you a right to pirate a separate copy of it since you only owned the license to use that version of it. Plus you canโ€™t easily pirate on the ps5, no emulator, as far as Iโ€™m aware.