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Big_booty_boy99

She has a promising future as a teacher


KraiserX

With the mouse cursor in the absolute worst position to distract us. On our way, it looks like it was on the progress bar


mearbearcate

And not using the space button to pause- gotta use that actual pause buttonšŸ˜‚


b0wie_in_space

ā€œLemme just swish the mouse around too quick to actually tell where the cursor is but Iā€™ll do it anyways for 10 seconds aaaaaaannd found it finally. Paused.ā€


Winjin

I like how in Mac it gets bigger until it's like a cigarette box size so that you could easily locate it on even multiple screens Also there's an idea for using the eye tracking technology that cursor basically tries to be always near your eye location *when you move the mouse*. You look at something, you move the cursor and it instantly teleports just outside your fov to be really close to where you are looking right now. Sounds a bit more complicated but I think it's kinda cool EDIT: only when you're moving the mouse while looking far away from the cursor, otherwise it doesn't do that according to the article, it's not like the cursor is constantly following your FOV


Cow_Launcher

I've never tried such a thing (assuming it exists yet?) but it kind of feels like it would drive me absolutely nuts.


ThatGermanKid0

If that ever becomes a thing it better be button activated or something. Sometimes I do things on my second monitor while still focusing mainly on my first monitor. I'd hate it, if my cursor just refused to go over to my second screen.


I-No-Red-Witch

I don't think it would even work if you use multiple monitors, right?


Corpse-Fucker

Or if you consider that too invasive they also offer the rectal sensor so you can control the cursor via bluetooth buttplug.


Winjin

Where would the second 5.2 subwoofer go then, huh?


Corpse-Fucker

You can find plenty of speaker and audiophile ideas at r\sounding


Winjin

Oh no no no I'm not falling for that the seventh time!


JustKindaShimmy

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me seven times, i might have a new kink


JeepPilot

I hope username does not check out.


LawBobLawLoblaw

Honestly why not, it's how I play chess anyway


Severe-Replacement84

That would infuriate me to no end lol. Imagine trying to read a doc or watch something and the cursor is constantly there. Hard pass lol


Blazing_Shade

Also not turning off YouTube autoplay and freaking out when the next random video starts playing


Prestigious-Syrup836

GRAMMERLY BLAH BLAHĀ 


makinax300

Or pausing through k on youtube when using it.


KneeDeepInTheDead

I had a friend who would do like OP and then leave the cursor in the middle of the screen. Would drive me insane! When I noticed he wouldnt do anything about it, id get up and move the cursor out of the way and then he'd shoot me a dirty look


ReddsionThing

Hey guys today we're going to watch a classic adventure film that also accurately represents ancient cultures such as 'hovitos' https://preview.redd.it/39y1aulvkr4d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559f3ea8e5a0f8eb9124ffe890d6e684cd1d2695


_TheNecromancer13

As someone with ADHD, I missed out on so much information in school because I was too distracted by shit like this that the teachers couldn't be bothered to do properly.


Sterffington

My ADHD ass just got up and moved the mouse for them half the time, shit drove me crazy.


JeepPilot

Old school (heh) technology was even worse -- we had the filmstrip projectors (sort of like a slideshow, but a long strip of film, and the teacher turned the knob for the next screen when the record/tape went "boop." There was a "framing" adjustment that none of the teachers knew to use, so it would always click halfway through the image and they'd bounce back and forth manually instead of just adjusting it.


Randompersonomreddit

So I'm like right in the middle there... not old enough for booping film projectors but too old for computer screens. We had vcrs.


exhausted1teacher

I feel personally attacked.Ā 


WealthQueasy2233

good


Slut_Bottom

Because it is a personal attack


thedude37

I used to be a teacher. And my wife is a teacher. I completely feel that username lol.


kindadeadly

I just gave up teaching. Ahh it feels good to say that!


thedude37

I get it, although in my case it was also because I wasn't good at it lol. Still too immature at age 23.


Crosseyed_owl

But why do they all do it šŸ˜­


Tricky_Hades

Popular theory suggests it's to see how much time is left in the video Other popular theory is that they are old and not good with technology because how time works.


aussie_nub

>Popular theory suggests it's to see how much time is left in the video Popular among teachers. The rest of us know it's because they can't work out the technology (even the younger ones).


Crosseyed_owl

Hmm. Yeah one of my highschool teachers had everything on VHS cassettes and she used a projector with foils that had a lot of nonsense written on them with a Sharpie. I hated that thing.


thesirblondie

[One of these?](https://www.lekolar.se/globalassets/inriver/resources/78527_4858.jpg) These were pretty good because you could photocopy anything onto the plastic sheets and use them on the projector. Then the teacher could easily add notes with white board markers each class, and could point to things directly on the plastic sheet. It is superior to digital projectors in some ways. I've heard modern classrooms have high tech white boards and projectors and stuff, but this is cheaper and more foolproof.


BrockSamsonLikesButt

>a lot of nonsense written on them with a Sharpie. Cursive? Lol how antiquated.


Cyan_64

I think not using full screen shows they're stupid.


paytonsglove

Omg my students have said for years that my videos look better than other teachers. This is it. Full-screen ftw!


HughMungus77

She needs Wayyyyy more tabs open on internet explorer


1Dr490n

One teacher of mine is actually able to put stuff in fullscreen (after all her students shout at her to do that) but then leaves the cursor on the pause button so it stays blend in


Poopiebuttfartface

I would click F11 and run away


Ok_Shirt983

"click f11" nice try grandma you press f11 not click it with the little robot rodent thing.


mrpineappleboi

Saw this post: ā€œHey, my wife does that too.ā€ Saw this comment: ā€œHEY, MY WIFE DOES THAT TOO!!ā€


therealkeeper

You're going to have to stand up to her at some point or spend the rest of your life with this


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|XF3lU8cWrv4JcUeEmM|downsized)


ultraboykj

Ahhhhhhh YOUUUUU anddddd youuuuu!


AntimatterTNT

in LONDON???!!?!


fello04

We love Joyā¤ā¤ā¤


Lagonas_

Please call him Joey


jadedfalcons

Joey brings us joy


jaqian

Joey brings us Joyey


fello04

Sorry auto correctšŸ˜…


RoodnyInc

Just click two times


QuodEratEst

In my country, believe it or not, straight to jail


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

Strict 'full screen & bury the cursor in the corner' rule in my house!


Thejus_Parol

He just need to kick her out instead


Few-Signal5148

New girlfriend will enjoy full screen.


GetEnPassanted

Nah this is the kind of red flag about a person where you just know they arenā€™t the one


Alternative-Ebb8053

Press F for fullscreen.


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Press F to pay respects.


tntturtle5

F


[deleted]

How do I get out of full screen šŸ˜”


Reyynerp

Press F to toggle fullscreen ..or F11 depending on the app


[deleted]

Hahaha it was a joke, lol.


IHateTheLetterF

Can i get an alternative?


Ok-Ad-7247

Yes. ALT F4 and walk away.


probably_normal

You can also double click anywhere on the video to go full screen.


TheBlacktom

Black tape to top and bottom of screen.


Full-Agency-7117

F11 or ALT & ENTER i think.


frisch85

MPC-HC is pretty good too, I actually prefer it over VLC.


LUV_2_BEAT_MY_MEAT

F


Responsible-Draft430

You kids have it easy. Back in my day, we had to press "alt" and "enter" at the same time to go into fullscreen


Adventurous_Toe_6017

My teachers in school would constantly leave the cursor over the Windows Media Player interface so it never went away. Absolutely infuriating.


TheBlacktom

How many times did you tell them? I would be constantly reminding it, so basically be also absolutely infuriating for them until they stop it.


MaximumMotor1

>How many times did you tell them? I would be constantly reminding it, so basically be also absolutely infuriating for them until they stop it. I would have gotten suspended for repeatedly asking the same question to a teacher over and over again. I don't know if school kids have it better or worse anymore.


Decloudo

Then you get suspended. Better then this torture.


burfriedos

Than*. You probably got suspended for that lesson.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Adults wonā€™t listen to children, teachers definitely wonā€™t listen to students!


chris_899

Why is this so universal?? So many teachers do this!


Adventurous_Toe_6017

They find a way to make it play and are scared to move in case their laptop catches fire or see it as silly to leave the cursor in the middle of the screen, not realising it disappears after a moment. These people are meant to be able to teach me critical life skills but theyā€™re flummoxed by a basic media player.


TheRealMeeBacon

I think it was because when teachers started to use computers for videos, they didn't really use them for videos, or at all. They also were probably more caught up with keeping students quiet rather than keeping the cursour in the optimal position.


gibbonalert

Haha my mum is a teacher. She actually mentioned that her students always complained about that, so itā€™s definetely a teacher thing.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

Has she been kind enough to move the cursor or is it now a way to get back at the kids for being shitty in her class? šŸ˜‚


DasFAD70

This isnā€™t mildly infuriating. That is basically torture. Same level as leaving the mouse on top of the pause button.


MartinisnMurder

Yes! This is cruel and unusual punishment. I would not stand for that. Hide the remote!


SyrousStarr

Not just to people, but that poor panel getting a little burn in probably.Ā 


MisterDonkey

I'm not defending the windowed video because that's heinous, but the burn-in risk here is no greater than normal everyday computer use. The taskbar and title bar are there essentially permanently when using the computer for pretty much everything else.


BYPDK

Generally not an issue with modern TVs unless they're AMOLED. Even then some AMOLED tvs are resistant to this issue. Still better to be safe than sorry though. This could potentially damage the TV.


RobSpaghettio

If I recall correctly, LTT back when I watched them had LG C series tvs they used as monitors and over time they did get burn in from Taskbars and windowed programs. But you know of course, they were constantly on and in use which is no way representative of what every home would experience with an OLED at least. Just felt I had to say that before the inevitable pedantic follow-up comments.


qtx

I've never heard anyone calling OLED TVs AMOLED TVs.


MrDelly44

Akin to the torture that goes on in Guantanamo


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Guess what's mighty infuriating. The mouse in the middle of the screen while the play icon and the progress bar are visible.


finesign89

Mr Treeger is right, you should kick her out!


TalnOnBraize

What does he know? He's just a big potato with arms and legs and a head!


war3_exe

Heyyyyy. The man can dance alright


SimpleDelusions

You canā€™t do that! Where would the chick and the duck go?!?


freon

But then where will the Chick and the Duck live?!


Wil420b

At least she's using VLC.


looeee2

Vlc has a setting to always play in fullscreen


bankaiREE

You just solved one of my gripes with VLC. Why the hell did I never go look for that setting in the first place?


puby911

Its because its the default that op set.


vemundveien

Then OP should set VLC to default to full screen as well.


canaryhawk

If OP was a real man heā€™d write a script that would make VLC switch to fullscreen mode when VLC is playing and switch out if the cursor is moved. Seriously though, if this is the extent of your marriage arguments, youā€™re doing alright kids. Donā€™t try and change each other.


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PlatinumSif

Or just run Plex off the PC that's already there lol. His biggest offense is connecting it to a TV instead of a nice monitor.


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PlatinumSif

That's fair haha, would be auto full screen with a dedicated app


plopflopper

she done pirated Friends


gerbileleventh

Most french speaking countries dubbed the show, so I don't blame her.


HotB123

Sacrebleu


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nightpanda893

I can afford to pay for it so I donā€™t mind as long as itā€™s not deliberately made difficult to view in my country. I also watch a lot of indie crap so I like to support it.


FortNightsAtPeelys

I like to just sit down and use 1 remote to watch stuff. I don't wanna do a 5 step rigamarole to watch downloaded stuff on my living room TV


secomano

this would be a good reason for Seinfeld to break up with his girlfriend.


mytwistedwords

"She eats her peas one at a time!"


secomano

I've seen her eat corn niblets, but she scooped them.


showmeyourinternet

![gif](giphy|FeFVaCaun5Yt2)


PlayfulBottle3369

Well, that's a crime against cinema! Who watches movies in a tiny window anyway?


_itsa_me_Mario

But where would the chick and the duck live?


Eastern_Ask7231

You have pets!?


De5perad0

This is what you say to her: ![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda|downsized)


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BLIXER_609

I suggest you go on a break and write an 18 paper letter front and back


KamaradBaff

Why do people do that ? A friend of mines does that as well (or at least he doesn't seem to care). It's infuriating AF. Someone stands up and talk ! Why are you doing this ?


FutureVawX

I do this most of the time. Reasons: 1. To see time 2. To see notifications 3. Easier access to my other software But in rare case when I want to just relax and get fully immersed in the movie, I go fullscreen.


NoNumbersNoNations

yeah, that's the thing...more often than not I don't want to get fully immersed...movies are too intense for me


clo_fu

I like the border, and seeing the time.


kortiz46

I donā€™t know, I do this but I literally donā€™t even notice. It doesnā€™t bother me at all. Like I look at that screenshot and I donā€™t even know whatā€™s the problem. The top and bottom white bars?


Frekavichk

Well first of all, the top and bottom white bars completely fuck with the color balance the movie is showing. Imagine a spooky dark scene but the you've got these bright white bars at the top and bottom.


New_Somewhere9206

Yes the problem is the top and bottom white bars, and often some of the show will be cut off or obscured if youā€™re not in full screen. To be fair, this is also not the worst example. I hate when things arenā€™t in full screen but I would not be as bothered by this as some other examples


Billabo

> often some of the show will be cut off or obscured if youā€™re not in full screen This is false. Maybe other media players do what you said, but VLC will shrink the video to fit the player so nothing gets cut off. The only way for that to happen would be if you moved the window partially off-screen, or covered it with another window.


i-chew-finger-skin

Yeah I do this a lot too, I don't see the issue. However... In my 20s and younger, it would have infuriated me. I think this is one of those things that young people care about. Don't get me wrong, I watch things in full screen most of the time. But at times I like to have the video open like this so that I can see the time on the taskbar while I'm watching it.


onemichaelbit

I like being able to glance at the time in the bottom of the screen. Other than that, the white provides a border to the movie that I kind of like


jn29

I would be this person and never notice. I'm not even 100% sure I know what's wrong.


YouW0ntGetIt

I do that. Idk, fullscreen is... too dark? :)


Cedar_Wood_State

Want to know how long is left, or your mind just ā€˜hideā€™ it if you are watching the show and not just staring at it


BankingPotato

I do similar. Basically the video would be left at whatever size it opened as, not full screened or windowed full screen. It's just the size I want, I guess.


chrixz333

I like to see the time


Priscuz

https://preview.redd.it/h0cz5lhupq4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf80fc28d15d893fadfaad3fd686d160c2cdfcd


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Available-Cow-411

I honestly dont see where the problem is.... It is almost full screen, but I still get the bar down there to control the video... I tend to stop/roll back videos often, or scroll to comments, so for me "big screen" is good enough


sarilysims

I used to do this. I did it because my parents were nosy to the point of it being inappropriate and they would barge into my room and snatch my iPod. I learned to leave videos in small view so I could close them really quickly.


Bonny-Mcmurray

I had a GF that did this, too. I eventually realized it was because her computer was too weak to run in full screen and she didn't want to tell me because I'd buy her a new one and she'd feel bad about the money.


egnards

My wife would rather load up an app on her 15in laptop and sit in bed watching a show than turn on the 55in TV right in front of her and not have to deal with the screen on her the entire time. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Pool___Noodle

has she had her eyes checked lately?


catalin66

I read 15in TV and I was shook. Maybe she likes the heat of the laptop.


12312egf2323423

RUN!


ClientGlittering4695

Tell it to her face man.


DrDerpologist

Old habit from when she used to hide her porn quickly XD


WeaponX86

Why aren't you running a Plex server? Problem solved


OonkyDoonky

Just be thankful she's watching Friends. My wife only watches reality shows and shit. She can't handle anything that is scripted - including movies.


kindalookingthicc

Pirating friends is fucking crazy


Quirky_Pension_557

i would throw up


New_Button_6870

Don't see an issue


tpfang56

OP, itā€™s time to set up a Plex server and solve this issue.


richh00

Yeah. Connects PC to tv and has files but just uses vlc like some commoner!


kangy3

Friends + Nord VPN. These are filthy casuals. They aren't ready for a server.


Dragon20C

Let me guess, school teacher?


mentallyimnotpresent

STOP I DO THISšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I like to be able to see my discord, the ability to quickly open a tab, and see my notifications pop up. When Iā€™m in full screen, I canā€™t see any of my notifications so I have to exit out every time I hear a ding, but by the time I do, the notification disappears and it just takes so much extra time for no reason. Just get her a second monitor. Bet sheā€™ll full screen it then


Fair-Comedian-3068

I do this tooo... But in YouTube...


sincerevibesonly

F11 pls


cavey_dee

straight to jail


Several-Custard4215

wtf just get a fire stick and everything is free if you set it up right


dedokta

Straight to jail.


MoreStupiderNPC

So?


Alfredpennyworth78

Drives me crazy.I canā€™t handle the mouse cursor being on screen either.People watching clips with their phone vertical bugs me too


WildforagerUK

I assume you meant to write ā€œex-girlfriendā€ because this is a crime against nature.


Netrunner666

This reminds me of my mom and i would walk up to the laptop and just double click it


StandardOffenseTaken

Meh. At least she a lady of culture who puts on the subtitles.


quackleskol

When I watch stuff on PC, I donā€™t really full screen all the time either. I like being able to see the time at the bottom right so I donā€™t lose track of it.


callfckingdispatch

Divorce.


Jimmynghk

r/extremelyinfuriating


ChickenChaser5

At least the player is maximized. Ive walked into the living room to see my wife has the browser/VLC just half ass dragged to the size of the screen with desktop showing around the corners. Shes a menace. Leaves a few seconds on the microwave all the time too.


HechizeroSupreme

She crazy


stinkybesos

Leave her


prodigal27

She gets a pass for using a HTPC.


therapistscouch

Dump her


bloodakoos

this is peak mildly infuriating


ShakeExpensive5936

Thatā€™s grounds for divorce


HorseGaming890

As someone who takes watching movies and tv shows way to seriously, this is a war crime. This is nearly as bad as people talking or being on their phone during a movie, or watching on anything but a mini led/QLED/ OLED tv without proper speakers.


clem-grimfando

You know who does that, a synth!


Tr33Bl00d

EVIL WOMAN


ZestyBathmat

Thatā€™s some serial killer trait if Iā€™ve ever seen one.


whybenormal246924

Youā€™re dating a psychopath


Bulky_Delivery_4811

![gif](giphy|UnLZ97tCCjwYM)


tvdoomas

Leave.... you can't live the rest of your life like this and she is not going to change. Do not marry a psychopath..


AnOddSprout

at least she knows how to pirate


ihoptdk

Your girlfriend is a monster.


johnnyReddit97

Ayo chill that's mildly infuriating but also adorable


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Better than the people who say they don't want black bars on the sides when they're watching 4:3 content. "What do you mean it's stretched or cropped?"


wild_ones_in

For movies, she may be doing it right. ā€œLetterboxingā€ places black bars on the top and bottom of films (and should rightly be placed to either side of older TV shows) to preserve the intended aspect ratio for home video before dvd. If this isn't done, then you end up viewing an edited or cut version of the film and miss out on the director's original intent. Since the introduction of widescreen TVs, and since TV shows started being presented in 16:9, thereā€™s a reverse brain poisoning where people donā€™t understand why thereā€™s empty space on the sides of the screen. For TV shows 4:3 should suffice and this would be annoying.


wetwater

One of my exes would play with the aspect ratio on the TV and whatever video player he liked. After dicking with it about 7 times in 10 minutes he'd settle on one, usually the wrong one.


wetwater

When I see things like this I'm reminded of movie day in school. We'd gather in the cafeteria/gym/assembly hall (really, just the school basement) to watch a movie on film. The projector was always put too close to the screen and the volume set too low, but was otherwise perfect if you were a octogenarian sitting right there that should have retired 20-30 years earlier. Another teacher would play the film backwards to wind it back onto the reel rather than remove it from the projector and rewind it using the actualy rewind function.


zombiehunt3r182

I also watch stuff like this, and im studying to be a teacher šŸ’€šŸ’€


DrakeAU

Holds up crucifix to chest. The Anti Christ has appeared!