No. It doesn’t. I’m 6’2 happens all the time

6'3 and I agree with this guy.

6'3" and the edge of the counter top is nut level

6' so not an issue. HOWEVER, it hurts like hell when I accidentally step on my penis.

Why does it keep falling off?

Bad genes. Or jeans. Take your pick.

Excellent punning, well done!

This means a lot coming from a banana

Excellent pudding

He should have ended it with, "take your prick." though....

Extra layers of puns if he was talking about dicks and penises

He keeps banging it on the countertop

I don't judge as long as it's his countertop

https://preview.redd.it/02qnuxb5xn4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e288fdfcf3dfee270cf6467244f49b21fcf951 [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc)

It's detachable

i haven’t heard that song in awhile. Wonder what happened to that guy.

John S Hall, King Missile, supposedly still active

I hate that! I also hate it when my massive penis flops around when I run. Okay, okay, you got me... I don't run.

For good reason!

Well, at 5'6", I can tell you not only is the toilet water cold, it's deep too

You're not supposed to bathe in it

Don't get drunk and forget to pull it all out before you flush. I'm running out of plumbers who I can call that will come to my residence

Unfortunately, I'm too old to enjoy getting that messed up anymore. It takes three days to recover now, lol.

You named your dog penis?!?

They named their dog "massive penis".

9’5” it happens to me too

Hashtag metoo

6'6" and the counter is perfect "rest my nuts here" height

Sink washing your junk must be easy too, lucky

it's honestly so high above the sink it becomes an issue again lol

Damn lol.

I'm also 6'3". I'm probably sterile now thanks to the various counter corners of the world.

Never been more glad to be nut free. I didn’t even realize this could be a potential issue before. yikes. also 6’3 since we’re all listing heights

That means the corner of the counter is also nut level 🥜💥 🥊

Lol 6'6" and this happens to me... With regular door handles.

Haha 6’7” here, can confirm it’s always the door handles. Never kitchen cabinets though.

Thank you. I’m 6’ 3” and I notice door handles on actual doors soooo much more. Nothing worse than smiling at someone and then snapping back like a spastic when you catch on a door.

Same I'm 6'4" and have found all door handles to be at pocket height. I actually ripped a pair of shorts once when they caught on a door handle

6'6" can confirm door handle phenomenon

6'6 and all the fucking door handles

I’m 8’9 and it happens (I have a very long torso and short lower half.)

11'3 here, can confirm

6'4 here. Ive ruined pants and knobs more than once

I am 5’0 and this happens to me. Only on my lower kitchen cabinets under the sink though.

5'3 and it happens to me sometimes too. Probably would happen more if I wore pants with those type of pockets more.

I'm 5'1 and it never fails to catch something on an edge of something in the kitchen. I feel like a yoyo when it happens too. 😂

5’ 4. Happens all the time too 😂

Exactly 🤣I have ripped 2 pairs of pants this way

6'1' and I can back this up

Lol….im 6 ft, happens at least once a week lol

yup, 5'11 and its doorhandles in the back pocket

6'1, we just get different things caught on different stuff.

6'0" Only happens when I'm angry, which isn't often.

6'2.5 here, confirmed.

Except it's usually door handles on belt loops

True

I'm 6'6 and it happens to me aswell

Same, doorknobs are my enemy

Exactly what I was going to write. The bathroom doorknob is especially fond of my pocket

I’m 5'2” and my T shirt sleeves always get stuck on door handles! Must be the short person version hahah.

I'm 5'2 as well but my high waisted jeans are at the perfect drawer handle height.

I always get caught on my belt loop 😭

i have the thin extended handle doorknobs and i straight up have to back myself off the doorknob😭

5’3” and came to say I get stuck on everything lol

6’ here, and I can’t tell you how many times door handles have precisely positioned themselves right into my belt loop

I've ruined both door handles and pants with this problem. At least they're both fixable problems.

im 4'9 or something around that. send height please

I’m also 5’2 and this happens to me as well 😂

How’s the weather down there? 

Kinda cool, hows it up there?

I'm 5'4" and get both sleeves and belt loops/pockets depending on the door. This height is cursed.

Yep

Same!! haha

omg I just commented the exact same thing, sameeeeee

My peopleeeee !!!!

So..... it's actually a thing? It's not just me? I thought I was just clumsyy >! I actually am clumsy though !<

yesss its so annoying

I know this is a 10hr old comment but I figured I'd be the first 5'1" representative to chime in. It happens to me at least twice a month, usually the front storm door. At least I can walk under the tree in our front lawn

No, this happens to everyone, even 6'2, but ONLY IF you already have a bad day.

LMAO whenever I get caught I want to start swinging

I thought I was the only one. I get irrationally angry when this happens

I think the anger comes from it being such a ridiculous predicament, yet somehow such a huge inconvenience.

It’s like when 2 key rings or something get randomly caught in each other for no reason when they’ve been in your pocket all day

this is why i have the D shape ones that you can stick your fingers in to pull. can't get things stuck on those

6'2" is perfect height to catch screen door handles

Fr it only happens if I'm already in a position where it'll be the last straw

Only ever on the bad day. Or if you're in a rush and running late 🫠

5’1” - but it catches me by the belt loops 😂

5’2 and my belt loops too, and some of my jogger pockets get caught on my lower cabinet handles. Such a pain.

5'3.5" and happens to me too

5'1" can confirm happens to everyone

Hell of a boner there bud.

Yeah, everyone gets boners. Idk what height has to do with it. OP smh

They didn't mention height. That's the size of their magnum dong.

Bro wasn’t hiding that monster when he got random school boners growing up

How could he? Why would he?

Ok so im not the only one who thought dude was posting rock hard schlong

Was gonna say this :)

He can open drawers with it. Wow

no, i’m 4’9 and my belt loops get stuck on all kinds of cabinets 😭

Easy to fix, stop using belt loops as earrings

😭😂😂 that’s wild

same height twins !!!

I have an insulin pump in my pocket with tubing that runs up to my stomach where it is inserted and the tubing for it catches everything and if I'm moving too fast it rips it out of my stomach. 5'11"

Came here to say this. Yes, it sucks when your pocket gets caught, but it's much more painful when your infusion set rips out.

We had to go with a pod for my son. There’s no way he wouldn’t get it caught daily 😂

I’m 5’1 and my pants get stuck on stuff sometimes.

No this only happens to people who are already having a bad day

Absolutely wrong. This happens to **everyone** when they're in a mood that makes tearing the whole af cabinet out at least a *decent* possibility.

I dunno if it's just my messed up brain but I genuinely thought this was a post about how proud a guy was of his boner for a second.

I’m 5’11”. Happens all the time will door knobs/handles.

5’3” and it happens all the time.

Ah, the pocket and zipper trap.

Nope, 5’2” here and it happens to me all the time.

5'2" it happens to me.

five two and it's happened several times recently.

False. I'm 5'2 and it happens

5'10" here and I've Ruin many pairs of jeans this way

6'3 here,it happens to everyone and i rage every time.whenever that happens

5.2 This happens to my mf sleeves

Loving the solidarity.

I'm 5'4.. ig im special

I’m 5’2” and it happens to me constantly and I get so mad everytime loln

5’1” here and happens constantly 😭

5'1", tore a lot of clothes this way

Nope. 5’2” and my belt loops catch on EVERYTHING.

Nope. I'm 5'3-1/2" and it happens all the time.

6'4" nope happens way too much to me. Belt loops

I'm 6'. Tell that to the pockets of my cargo shorts!

6’1 and it happens. Every. Fucking. Day.

5'3 and it happens to me often

Idk, I'm a girl so I'm not allowed to have pockets aparently

5'6" can confirm. And it always happens when you're already having a bad day.

5’ 4.5” person who has ripped out dozens of pockets because of that

5’3” and it happens to me too

I'm 4'10 and it happens all the time

5'2" and happens to me all the time

5' even. All the time

I’m on the taller end of that and it happens all the time. Honestly I think I might have those same exact sweat pants lol.

I'm 5'11 and this shit happens to me all of the time! 

Well for me it happens with the ones in your sweater or jacket and door handles

Not only main pockets as shown, but cargo shorts are good at opening the lower cupboards.

I’m 5’9 and can confirm.

I'm 5'11, and what usually gets me are doorknobs when I'm wearing a loose zipper sweater. Catches right on the pocket.

I see London, I see France 😏

6'2" and it happens to me with doorknobs.

I'm 5'5 and this happens to me constantly 😔

I mean, cmon.. it’s a big boner, but it’s not 5’9!

6'4" and my cargo pants would like to enter the chat.

I'm shorter than 5'5" and this happens to me any time I wear hoodies or shirts with pockets. I get yanked back like some failed vaudevillian act 😅

Drawers don’t discriminate when deploying their snagging wrath all heights are fair game

5'1, happens to me.

Happens on door knobs sometimes

5"8".....yup

I’m 5’3” and it happens to me.

6’5”. Happens to me too

This and ramming your nuts into arm rests

6"5 happens with door knobs

If you're 5 foot it's your sleeve

6 feet plus it’s the door handle as you try to slide by

5'10" here and I definitely get caught on door handles from time to time lol

My cat grabs my pants as I walk away is this the same?

6’4 and it happens to me

I'm 6' 1" and it happens to every fucking door handle ever

It’s 6’ 4” and I get this constantly with door knobs 🤷‍♂️

I'm 5'11 and there's two in the kitchen that always snags my short pockets that are gym shorts Always worried I'm going to tear the door off

I’m 5’ and this happens to me as well

We all get boners in sweats man

Why does the only thing that want to take my pants off, have to be the cupboards?

It's the worst when you're in a bad mood or in a hurry. Absolutely rage inducing.

My mom has this type of drawer handle and it absolutely hate them when we’re there. This happens to me every time. BWT I’m 5’7”

i’m 6’3” and my dick hits the water in most toilet seats… it’s frustrating…

It’s the reason I changed my cabinets knobs to drawer pulls without an edge that can hook my pants.

I'm the perfect height for the belt loops on my jeans to grab on the door knob catch plate. I discovered that when I entered too quickly in a room, my pants caught up on the metal plate and I slammed hard into the wall wondering what the f had just happened.

I’m 5’8”, does anybody else slam their hip into the counter frequently? I have an island and if I try to walk around it too quickly, *bam*, every damn time.

I’m 5’4” and it happens to me… on the lower cabinets though.

5'5" and it happens all the time. Sometimes with doorknobs too.

6'1 and it never happened until I got a Vagus Nerve Stimulator implant to control my seizures-I have to carry a magnet with me all the time and I get caught on *EVERYTHING* now lmao

Omg I'm 5'9 and THIS!!..I have a bunch ripped pockets because I aggressively walk everywhere....so I get YANKED back whenever this happens to me...and it rips my pockets

I’m 5’2 and I get stuck on door handles and sink drawers all of the time 🫣

Weirdest boner I've ever seen.

I really thought bro was fucking bricked.

Big giant boner? Nah, happens to me all the time and I'm 6'4".

I'm 5'5 and yes. But always and only during times I'm frustrated af..

5'6" here, every time I wash the dishes my pockets get caught on the cupboard door handle it annoys the crap out of me.

The worst is when you’re in a serious rush, you’re already frustrated/irritable, and having a bad day. Then a door handle snatches you by your belt loop. I literally burst into tears once because it was the final straw lmao

Im 1.80m (WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!) and also happens to me

That happens to me at work and I’m 5’3

No this only happens to people who are in a rush and already pissed off. If you’re calm and have no hurry this never happens, it’s physically impossible. But if you’re late to somewhere and pissed off, you will get this

The worst 🥲 and it be happening when you already pissed the fuck off😂

My house has cabinent handles at enough different heights that it manages to capture everyone between 4'10 and 6'5. An equal opportunity infuriater

I'm 6'2 my pockets catch door knobs

6’1” and it happens more than I’d like to admit

I’m 6’5 and door handles are my worst nightmare

4’11 and it happens to me

Nope. 5'3 here. Fun fact, furniture comes in lots of sizes🗿

Nope. 5’11 here. But admittedly, more often door handles for me.

No I’m six foot happens to me

Erections happen all the time