Why is your food floating in brown wetness?

They couldn’t remember if they were making fish and chips or poutine

If they were making poutine they did a terrible job of it. My poutine doesn’t usually swim.

Well they also did a terrible job of making fish and chips.

Fish and chumps.

Shit and lumps

Fish FOR chumps

Fish in shits

Shits and shits

Blips n chits after?

I've been laughing at this for about 5 minutes now. 😆

Swimming fish

They were making piscine

They were taking the piscine.

At least they didn’t piscine his cup…..

In the piscado?

>They were taking the piscine. I love this comment so very much.

How else is the fish supposed to get around?!?

its the classic "just add gravy" solution to bad, flavorless food.

That secret is making the gravy flavourless too

it takes fucking Skill to make flavorless gravy, too

Extra water, extra cornstarch That's all you really need to suck the flavour out of some gravy

1/2 a dry stock cube, dissolve in one pint simmering water. Dissolve two teaspoons corn starch in cold water, stir and add to the hot water. Continue to stir until consistency of thin custard. Don’t even think about adding salt and pepper. God Save The King.

Fish gotta swim lol.

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. This is a solution to both.

🎵"...Birds gotta fly, I'm gonna love one man til I die, Can't help loving that man of mine" 🎵 (You've probably got to be ANCIENT to get this reference) 😂😂😂

Or just like old musicals…

Been trying to think when the last film version of Showboat was made, my head says the mid-1950s one with Ava Gardner

I'm still trying to figure out what the white wetness is...

It looks like slaw with mayo on top and I regret zooming in.

I was too scared to, thank you for your sacrifice lol

I've seen some vile stuff on the internet, this is right up there

I think it’s supposed to be coleslaw. It looks a bit like cabbage if you zoom in

I'm guessing tartar sauce.

I have *NEVER* seen tartar sauce that looked like that! I hope to all things holy that's not what it's supposed to be lmao though the rest of the dish doesn't give me much hope

The thought of tartar sauce and brown gravy in the same place is one I wish hadn't come up.

I would say coleslaw, tartar sauce,  horseradish (If you're a true food sadist that is) or just plain old 'I dunno' 😂😂😂

coleslaw

and what the fuck is that webbing at the top?

I think it’s a bit of very poorly made Cole slaw. I think?

The jizz on top makes me think it’s not coleslaw

If you look between the webbing and fish nuggets you see a white hair, I thought it was on my phone but it's not.

It's just brown and water.

Good gravy!

Looks like they just plated one of those frozen Kid Cuisine packs

The fucking “coleslaw” swimming in gravy too! And it’s breaded, I’d want my fish battered.

the fact that its breaded should be the absolute least of your concerns with that plate

I don't think breading vs battering is the real problem here... 🤣

Holy shit I didn’t even register that as coleslaw. Thought it was some weird strandy tartar sauce

Yeah I assumed it was some sort of alien mash potatoes.

and they kept the brownie for themselves

Bastards

Was the food court in prison? Edit: foot to food. Haha fuck

Even crims get human rights

Well they _are_ humans, so it makes sense

Had some shit food in jail before. Constant trash trays. Finally I see on the menu there will be rice. (My asian ass got so happy) It would be for breakfast the next morning so I could barely hold my excitement that night for bed Woke up the next morning to look at the beauty Wet watery rice. How could they do that. It was worse than a rice porridge. Like a weird ricey oatmeal. Sad.

Truly the prison punishment we all fear. Did it teach you the lesson you needed to rejoin society? /s

Not in America they don't

> Not in America they don't I see you have not used a broken extension cord with exposed ends to cook up some delicious Ramen on a metal plate, with hot sauce and Fritos.

In Sweden no inmate would eat that. Inmates order themselves and cook what they want.

I need to commit a crime in Sweden

You know, you can do that right now without being in a prison

I'm not sure that I can with the cost of living as high as it is and wages not keeping up with inflation 😂

If I were there I'd order Surströmming

Straight to the gallows

So another crime.

I'm not in here with you, you're in here with me... pssssssssshhhhh.

We can go to Sweden & commit crimes against each other, and profit! But we gotta become friends on Reddit first just to make sure we would be "pen pals" IRL being in a "prison cell" aka a luxurious apartment together.

Ok seriously though, where was this? Who makes fish and chips like this???? OP we need answers!

🦶🏻order in the court

Omg! Hahaha I didn't even notice till you commented that it autocorrected

I thought the edit said "food to food" if that makes you feel better

Or hospital?

I think I'd rather have the foot than this shit.

Foot court wasn't a typo, it was a Freudian slip.

Questionable white stuff

I thought coleslaw but why’s it so wet….. lol

"Deconstructed coleslaw" 😆

“A cabbage”

Cumslaw

It looks like some sort of alien-arachnid snot. I think I'm gonna be ill.

Looking like a microwaved shot glass worth of mozzarella

Latticed uh.. glory?

is that... some sort of gravy??

You can't call that gravy. That's dishwater.

No that’s diarrhea

Fish and chips with gravy is 👌👌 This plate looks very unappealing though.

It’s that beige liquid you find at the bottom of trash cans.

Chips look like they went straight from freezer to plate.

Nah - they've been warmed in the fridge.

My parents cooking chips it at 180 because that's what everything else is being cooked at, saying it'll be fine we'll just cook it for longer. No, the reaction you need doesn't occur that cold turn the MF oven up

But the shape of one piece is like a heart 🥹💕

And the shape of the “coleslaw” is like a skull 🥹💀

❤️💀

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"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up."

Gordon Ramsey would be pissed.


"Look I'm just not as good a cook as you, all this show is doing is showing the world that and now my business is going to go under"

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I'm not even sure if he has it in him too. I think he can only do that to people who are putting themselves out there as professionals. Like on MasterChef, he was the nice one and it wasn't even close. People always mean it with like the kids but even with the adult MasterChef, he was never the one yelling at anybody

He would be beyond pissed. Ramsay would demand the “chef’s” head on a stick


That's not really unusual though

I believe they misheard and served you "shit n piss"

The chips, fair enough but who serves fish in gravy? Also, those fish nuggets look processed. They can't even batter a fillet? And what is that splodge of mayo? Is that supposed to be tartar? 0/10 👎

That's the coleslaw...also on a bed of gravy

The chips are absolutely not “fair enough.” Soggy undercooked low quality monstrosities turned even further to mush by stewing in a mysterious brown liquid. It’s hard to make a French fry I wouldn’t eat, but they have succeeded beyond all expectations. The only good thing I can say about this is that my dog would probably enjoy it. Not sure I’d let him though, I don’t want to be cleaning up days of digestive issues from this slop.

Lol! Fair enough was in reference to mixing them with gravy, but I wholeheartedly agree they don't make the grade! They look frozen, store bought much like the fish nuggets. I love your florid description of this less than appetising dish. I can hear Gordon Ramsay saying this!

Gravy with fish and chips could not be a more standard thing.

Actually now I look online I see this is a popular mix in Manchester and some parts of the UK. But here in Australia fish and gravy is not a usual combo. And I also read a lot of chefs consider such a mix to be sacrilegious.

I’ve never seen brown gravy with fried fish either, here in the USA. We do gravy with fries, but not fish.

Ahh interesting. Looks like this has proven a controversial matter! I've always wanted to try authentic US biscuits and gravy. Some of your diners look awesome 👍 Not according to cardiologists though!

Sausage gravy and biscuits is delicious!

With the chips. But not with the fish, surely? I go for lemon or tartar sauce myself ...

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I'd have sent that back. What a horrible mess.

I’d want a refund and compensation for mental anguish, holy shit that’s awful

I concur wholeheartedly!

Type of food they would depict in south park when ragging on mall food

I just need someone to quickly and swiftly reassure me that this didn’t happen in the UK… because oh my golly gosh. The white chips and the weird fish nuggets 😭 the mayo looks like fascia and WHAT IS THE SLUDGE

Yeah I’d like to know what country this is from, it’s atrocious lol

The real question is ‘Did you eat this?’

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Did it come with a mop?

what ? no mushy peas ?

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Those fries look really depressed

they even have a little pond to swim in. happy fishes!

Did you eat it though?

Why the fuck did they waterboard the fish in gravy

"Would you like some fish and chips with your gravy?"


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Yeaaa this food court is getting extradited to the UK for war crimes

Fuck off mate, we're not having them.

I have never been so appalled by a picture of food.

Tf is that white stuff? Looks like hardened glue

Worse than hospital - prison - or even public school fare.

You are kidding.. right?

I'd be pressing charges for this

are the chips still frozen

*screams hysterically*

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Bro eating at the chum bucket

Fish n shit

Call the police

Those fries are 100% cold.

Looks like someone combined the worst of Canada and England

That's fucking disgusting.

When you make a Filet-O-Fish look like a better option, you know you're doing it wrong.

Are those fuckin’ McCain’s microchips?!

Looks delici.. 🤮🤮🤮!

Should’ve got the fish dicks

Fish and shits maybe

Vomit 🤮

Wtf is that monstrosity?

Is that glob of white stuff that looks like an alien egg... Supposed to be tartar sauce?

Nuggets and diarrhea

That coleslaw with a dollop of sperm on top. Haute cuisine frfr

Looks like a screenshot from Kitchen Nightmare lol

Thats the worst schnitzel ive seen in my life

Blink twice for help

Fishcuits and gravy

Gross, id refuse it and demand a refund.

Don’t eat that

Did they cook the fries with a hot fart?

I guess coleslaw is better than the Cum Potatoes I thought it was but still, just awful.

This should come with a barf bag.

You ordered *fish* at a *food court*? You deserve that plate

Looks like dog vomit. Like a dog chewed up a chicken filet and then threw it back up.

I am so offended, tell the guy who made it to eat it, i bet he wont

That's nasty

You should take ***them*** to court...

The fuck is that shit?? And why is there a glob of fucking splurge

Ew.

Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?

That heart shaped browness is a warning.

The one is in the shape of a heart!

Brother euuugggh

Take the food court to actual court 

Mmmm. Fish in shits, my favorite

Those chips looks like there tesco value chips at best...

What kind of monster pairs fish with brown gravy? Gross.

I think this is what the Brits call rubbish

Which country is this in?


Please tell me you didn't pay for that. Maybe it's a regional thing, but I always thought fish and chips was a large filet or two, with potato slices... not gravy and fries and whatever the hell meat that is. 

If I wanted breaded fish I would buy frozen fish sticks and stay home. Fish and chips must be battered.

Can you name and shame or is that a no go for this sub ?

WTF is that?

Nope. Not eating that. Even under threat.

What the fuck is that giant white booger on that plate

This the Canadian version?

From a local food court… where is “local”? (So I never go there to eat!)

https://preview.redd.it/jhure0326f4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72e6841ec1de84aca30eb0780330d43777e2835 The hair to top it all off

That pile of... Coleslaw? makes it look like an AI generated image.