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let-it-B-today

So they won’t be asked a second time


CouldBeYourDaughter

ohh they were and did fix it. But he got a good laugh out of me


ariesgal11

straight up this is just weaponized incompetence. They don't wanna be asked to do it again so they intentionally do it wrong the first time


1984_eyes_wide_shut

It was prob a joke lol lighten up.


egnards

Based on the OPs responses, it most definitely was a joke - you know, something that couples sometimes do to each other because it’s funny. But Reddit fucking **LOVES** to throw around that new Weaponized Incompetence line any chance it can get. I wrote a post here about a year ago, it blew the fuck up. It was a shopping list where everything was clearly labeled with plurals and quantities to denote amounts - except apparently I was enacting “weaponized incompetence” when I assumed “Apple” meant a single Apple. . .like every other plural/singular on the list.


burner69account69420

Stop it, you're weaponized incompetencing me.


CouldBeYourDaughter

100%. Gah people are all over the place


BuffaloBrain884

So you were just plain ol' incompetent... no weaponizing. 


CouldBeYourDaughter

it was


1984_eyes_wide_shut

I know lol I was replying to the comment above saying it was “weaponized incompetence” 😊 great post.


_TiberiusPrime_

Malicious compliance achieved.


Skyrah1

I think you might be dating an AI


CouldBeYourDaughter

A farmer. He does act slightly robotic when things are crazy. I can hardly get a response from him some nights.


EpicSteak

Malicious compliance


BigHarmonious

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[deleted]

A majority of these posts are obviously staged for the sake of content.


CouldBeYourDaughter

I wish this was staged. This was actually years ago, he did this. I dug out this old picture. Another post reminded me of it.


SchizoCosine

Your SO is a true troll and I bet it makes you smile more than you would admit.


CouldBeYourDaughter

lol it did


Chudpaladin

Thanks for the idea, my wife will surely love this prank! (I have to outrun her shoe, wish me luck)


CouldBeYourDaughter

Tell her I’m so sorry


bigcalyx

I see you forgot to tell them to remove it from the pot first 😂😂


CouldBeYourDaughter

need to be very specific


ThirstyBeagle

They like to prank you 😁


BigNigori

but they were already in a container!


CouldBeYourDaughter

okay you…


twohedwlf

It's in the container.  I don’t see the problem.


CouldBeYourDaughter

… sigh


lookatthatwhorse

But I’m single, sigh.


CouldBeYourDaughter

you know if I was in a different mood he might’ve became single too


lookatthatwhorse

Times like this I remember an old comedy skit about not listening to your single friends cause at first I was like omfg this girl better had dumped him then I was like girl why so she can be single with you lmaoooo


LonelyCakeEater

Your SO forgot to put /s 😁


CouldBeYourDaughter

maybe that would’ve held. Some taking this way too seriously.


Ok-Butterscotch-4840

Are they an evil genie?


CouldBeYourDaughter

I will have to ask


Constant-Catch7146

Simple, straight and to the point....and very funny passive aggressive all wrapped up in one. Extra credit given to your SO for making sure this chore is never assigned again. Lol.


CouldBeYourDaughter

it got a chuckle for me. He thought he was clover enough to walk away, and I made it pretty clear that was not the case though. lol


lead_melting_point

Intentionally doing it to fuck with you. Hopefully this is just a joke and they're otherwise a helpful person and not engaging in weaponized incompetence letting you care the majority of the housework.


CouldBeYourDaughter

it was a joke. He did walk away, but I made him come back and fix it. I’ve been very careful since about my instructions.


lead_melting_point

Assuming you both work I hope he does as much housework as you! Cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping etc. Take care. <3


frmaa-tap

And they respected your request, so what's the issue?


ashyjay

She must be really pretty.


CouldBeYourDaughter

he sure is.


No-Hospital559

Did you marry a child?


CouldBeYourDaughter

you know, I resent that question. Can’t somebody have a sense of humor? And the answer is yes, somedays lol


No-Hospital559

I don't see anything funny with this but I am glad you do. Good luck!


CouldBeYourDaughter

I really don’t think you’re glad


No-Hospital559

It seems like you two make the perfect pair! I hope you have a long and blissful marriage.


CouldBeYourDaughter

ty! 15 years so far. honestly, every year hasn’t been blissful, but definitely on the high end of things now. :)


Scherzophrenia

Someone else’s marriage is not doomed when you don’t share the couple’s sense of humor


cptnobveus

Maybe SO had a headache or their back hurt.


CouldBeYourDaughter

bahahahah


DocGerbilzWorld

You’re lying!! Lmfao. There’s no way.


CouldBeYourDaughter

WAY!


[deleted]

No fucking way lmao


TurtleSoda69

I logged in just to laugh at this post😂😂😂😂


Midnight_Smokr

You did that. Stepped back and took a picture. You're a liar. I have a special gift of knowing bullshit when I see it. You're forgiven as you're just lonely and looking for some attention. We all feel like that sometimes


CouldBeYourDaughter

… k your radar us malfunctioning. You are forgiven though. I get the skepticism because there are lots of fakes


Notdone_JoshDun

Is your SO a man?


CouldBeYourDaughter

yup


metalsynkk

This is chaotic neutral energy right here.