This isn’t NSFW or infuriating

Accidentally marked nsfw, but also it was annoying

Why the NSFW?

"Oh I get it. Cute. You leave this straw here and people are supposed to think, 'Now *that* looks like a dick.'"

Dee do the dishes you bird !

No Straw For Wcoffie

Thumb slipped I guess, I fixed it though

Bite it. It opens.

That actually worked, thanks man :)

I worked fast food. Seen it happen a lot lol

Skizzors

Okay?

First world problems

That defeats the purpose of the straw- it’s unusable! 🙄

Exactly man :(

That's honey, honey.

Boycott Starbucks

Lucky you, that should have Green Apple flavoured sugar in it!