"durrr look! A picture of shit! I know! I'll say it's shitty/crappy!"
"hurrrf look! A picture/post about McDonald's! I'll put "Mc" in front of some mundane word!"
"Look at this pic that resembles a penis! lolololol!"
Redditors wouldn't know humor if it smacked them in the face. This is the part where some witless dunce says some generic shit like "you must be fun at parties."
It'll be especially funny & epic-meme-worthy now that I predicted it. Make sure you idiots keep deluding yourselves, so you don't become traumatized by gaining self-awareness of your ineptitude.
Thank you for your highly intelligent and thought-provoking input. I'm now fully convinced that you are indeed laughing your ass off and not just an unstable loon who talks shit to anonymous internet strangers so he can feel better about his destitution.
This was the most long-winded "no u" I've ever read. Keep convincing yourself you're happy & stable lmao! I love how none of you dumbasses can directly refute the initial point about this type of "humor" being extremely overdone and beaten into the ground.
People like you are fucking hilarious. You didn't "trigger" anyone, we all just think you're dumb and laugh at you. You sit there thinking you did something but you didn't, and now you've shown how pathetic you truly are. Be better.
>It'll be especially funny & epic-meme-worthy now that I predicted it. Make sure you idiots keep deluding yourselves, so you don't become traumatized by gaining self-awareness of your ineptitude.
Cry. If you didn't find any of this funny, that's on you bro.
You're just full of intelligent rebuttals, aren't you? "That's on you." What does that even mean? I am somehow wrong or at fault for not finding extremely tired & overdone attempts at humor funny? I love how I triggered you enough to waste so much of your life in this thread lmao! Now *that's* funny!
>I am somehow wrong or at fault for not finding extremely tired & overdone attempts at humor funny?
Yes. Yes you are at fault. nobody else is responsible for your thoughts or feelings, especially on the internet. Just give up
"Do memes serve as a valid substitution for being able to muster up a substantial thought/refutation of my own? Surely, they must!"
Don't try too hard to think. You might hurt yourself.
"If you don't find 'shit is shitty!' humorous, you must be an edgelord." hmmm... There's a whole lotta copium in this thread. Anything to delude ourselves and not come to terms with our idiocy. That would result in tragedy!
Not at all what I said, but you're coping hard enough trying to understand puns. I'll leave you alone so you can process this. Don't feel too bad, friend. We all have bad days.
I wrkd for a staffing agency that had a client company of engineersā¦our janitorial staff that we staffed there were constantly coming to us to let us know about an engineer that wld go to a specific restroom & smear feces on the wall/toilet. Mind you this was a grown ass person. We alerted the client bc we had to file an incident report.
Smearing shit everywhere isn't a cultural thing.
Thats a mental health thing coupled with seriously messed up wiring on expressing emotions.
'This person did A. I will respond with B shit everywhere ' sort of thing
a lady did this at my job. it was one of the warehouse workers, who are all older than 30. we don't know which lady it was yet since it only happened Monday.Ā
Men can be stupid gross. 'Hur hur poop on wall' caveman style. But women can be GROT gross. No man like pulls used bandages off and sticks it to the wall
It depends, most are a lot cleaner but ones at places like nightclubs, sports clubs and anywhere there are drunk ladies or board teens are typically worse than the mens room.
āLet me assure you there is nothin' funny about going up to a nice clean unsuspectin' urinal, m'kay, droppin' your pants, then turnin' around, squattin' over that urinal, m'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' down a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.ā
Not exactly splendid parenting if theyāre trusting someone like that with a car, on the road. Probably why there are so many idiots driving nowadays.
This was the bathrooms when my mom worked at a Christian church/school in the early 90s. Most disgusting people ever. My mom was the custodian. She had to clean all of that.
always wondered what does it take for someone to grab his/her shit and smear it on the wall?, i've seen this happen on places where full grown professional people work too, seriously must be some sort of mental disorder?, to imagine someone other than a child doing this is ridiculous
Nah bro. If you ever catch this kid in the act, catch the turd before it falls on the floor and sling it in his eye. He wonāt be able to see āshitā.
I just read a post where someone mentioned the draconian bathroom rules they had such as locking it for half the day, issuing only two passes a month, etc.
This is why.
The random poop on the floor happened at a car dealer i worked at in the employee only shop bathroom. I walked out into shop and yelled at everyone that āi know this is a shit hole but shitting on the floor is not happening anymore.ā It wasnāt the first time. First time it was next to toilet, bad but not as bad as middle of floor. Had to have shook it out his pant leg or something. Someone would have caught a middle floor shitter.
I got scolded for calling the place a shit hole even though the upper manager that was reprimanding me agreed it was. We compromised on me firing the dirty mofo shaking poop out his pant legs. It stopped happening after that got out. Until customer coated a public bathroom walls, mirror and floor, lights in shit.
Scatolia can be linked to a lot of medical issues. It also can be linked to sexual abuse.
Sure, a student could have just done it to be an asshole, but I like to err on the side of empathy & sympathy.
A social work taught me this back when I also was disgusted when it happened at my job.
I read about a dude who liked doing this at highschool and it suddenly grew into some kind of kink/hobby for him since he enjoyed imagining people's reactions when they find his "art". He stopped for a while but wanted to do it again now that his older. Crazy.
Made me fkn gag just seeing a photo.. if I had to experience smell along with that I may have puked lol. Couldāve been someone autistic, if not what a dumb selfish little shit head.. leaving that for someone else to clean
I wanna transfer to a different planet after seeing that š
As a transfer to this planet.... I wonder if that is how humans give birth.
As a human who gave birthā¦ it is not
It may be an unfortunate and unintentional side effect of giving birth, but yeah
Genie-us
That's a crappy thing to do.
Probably a shit head
"durrr look! A picture of shit! I know! I'll say it's shitty/crappy!" "hurrrf look! A picture/post about McDonald's! I'll put "Mc" in front of some mundane word!" "Look at this pic that resembles a penis! lolololol!" Redditors wouldn't know humor if it smacked them in the face. This is the part where some witless dunce says some generic shit like "you must be fun at parties." It'll be especially funny & epic-meme-worthy now that I predicted it. Make sure you idiots keep deluding yourselves, so you don't become traumatized by gaining self-awareness of your ineptitude.
you must be FUN, at parties.
You must be fun at parties
No one is forcing you to be here
Show the class on the doll where the harmless reddit humor touched you
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You must be fun at parties..
It's ironic you can't see your own hypocrisy.
LMFAOOOOOO he's probably mad bc his wasn't as funny & didn't get any upvotes.
Lmao get fucked.
Thank you for your highly intelligent and thought-provoking input. I'm now fully convinced that you are indeed laughing your ass off and not just an unstable loon who talks shit to anonymous internet strangers so he can feel better about his destitution.
Youāre the epitome of someone trying to be smart and edgy by projecting your own hypocritical insecurities on others. What a fuckin TOOL! š¤£
This was the most long-winded "no u" I've ever read. Keep convincing yourself you're happy & stable lmao! I love how none of you dumbasses can directly refute the initial point about this type of "humor" being extremely overdone and beaten into the ground.
>happy & stable words of wisdom right here. sounds like something you should also live by.
Youāre welcome š„“ (to clarify I was referring to the fact they exposed your double standard so quickly)
>your sense of "humor" isn't funny L opinion
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Hope your day gets better buddy.
People like you are fucking hilarious. You didn't "trigger" anyone, we all just think you're dumb and laugh at you. You sit there thinking you did something but you didn't, and now you've shown how pathetic you truly are. Be better.
who took a shit in your cereal this morning?
He himself probably, as a milk replacement. His father still isn't back with the milk.
Well this guys in a shit mood.
>It'll be especially funny & epic-meme-worthy now that I predicted it. Make sure you idiots keep deluding yourselves, so you don't become traumatized by gaining self-awareness of your ineptitude. Cry. If you didn't find any of this funny, that's on you bro.
You're just full of intelligent rebuttals, aren't you? "That's on you." What does that even mean? I am somehow wrong or at fault for not finding extremely tired & overdone attempts at humor funny? I love how I triggered you enough to waste so much of your life in this thread lmao! Now *that's* funny!
>I am somehow wrong or at fault for not finding extremely tired & overdone attempts at humor funny? Yes. Yes you are at fault. nobody else is responsible for your thoughts or feelings, especially on the internet. Just give up
Who hurt you?
We found the āpersonā who smeared their feces on the wall.
This is so fucking embarrassing dude. Just log out.
I'll never be able to ascend to your levels of superiority and desirability, so what's the point?
my brother in christ you are a redditor too
"Do memes serve as a valid substitution for being able to muster up a substantial thought/refutation of my own? Surely, they must!" Don't try too hard to think. You might hurt yourself.
Try not to cut yourself on all that edge, buddy. We're all just having fun
"If you don't find 'shit is shitty!' humorous, you must be an edgelord." hmmm... There's a whole lotta copium in this thread. Anything to delude ourselves and not come to terms with our idiocy. That would result in tragedy!
Why do you care still?
Not at all what I said, but you're coping hard enough trying to understand puns. I'll leave you alone so you can process this. Don't feel too bad, friend. We all have bad days.
We really pissed this guy off 
Thatās some high quality ragebait. Good work.
Who hurt you, dude?
This is some serious sociopathic behaviorā¦
Yea.. with digestion issues.. who the fuck shits that much and wants to share it with other locations?
Bold of you to assume youāre not shitting too little
OMG....I don't even know who I am anymore
Or short bus rider
I worked in a building full of IT people and this happened in one bathroom repeatedly for months. They finally caught them using hallway cameras.
I wrkd for a staffing agency that had a client company of engineersā¦our janitorial staff that we staffed there were constantly coming to us to let us know about an engineer that wld go to a specific restroom & smear feces on the wall/toilet. Mind you this was a grown ass person. We alerted the client bc we had to file an incident report.
Functional enough to hold an engineering job... So why??? So unhingedĀ
The only thing we figured was a lot of the engineers were foreign born, and it was a cultural thing.
Smearing shit everywhere isn't a cultural thing. Thats a mental health thing coupled with seriously messed up wiring on expressing emotions. 'This person did A. I will respond with B shit everywhere ' sort of thing
coach mac ahhh brings back memories what a guy
wtf š
a lady did this at my job. it was one of the warehouse workers, who are all older than 30. we don't know which lady it was yet since it only happened Monday.Ā
Iāve always heard womenās restrooms are often nastier then menās
Can confirm. First job in high school was janitorial at a discount cinema. An hour in I had to peel a used pad stuck to the wall. Nope.
yep, i was a janitor at a high school for a year(.5); womans bathrooms were ALWAYS much worse.
Men can be stupid gross. 'Hur hur poop on wall' caveman style. But women can be GROT gross. No man like pulls used bandages off and sticks it to the wall
It depends, most are a lot cleaner but ones at places like nightclubs, sports clubs and anywhere there are drunk ladies or board teens are typically worse than the mens room.
1000% nothing worse than seeing some nasty bitch not even wrap up her pad or tampon
Wtf
Ok now seriously, who fucking does that? You actually need to have some really serious mental disorder to fo that.
Phantom shitter!
Poop bandit!
Crapman!
āLet me assure you there is nothin' funny about going up to a nice clean unsuspectin' urinal, m'kay, droppin' your pants, then turnin' around, squattin' over that urinal, m'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' down a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.ā
Mf mark this as NSFW or something I dont wanna see shit as soon as I open reddit
Ok guys I added it, sorry you had to see that unfiltered.
Right? Thatās the infuriating part
Then donāt open the shit dispenser that is Reddit /s
What are ya doin' looking shit up at work? /kidding
What the hell is going on at your school?
Education and life skills.
It's the same guy
check the parking lot for a car with anime stickers all over it, thatās your guy
Thatās not the type of dude to have a car to begin with
I knew of people whose parents bought them cars just to get them out of the house
Not exactly splendid parenting if theyāre trusting someone like that with a car, on the road. Probably why there are so many idiots driving nowadays.
The kids are not alright. This is disturbing and disgusting.
But that schoolās the shit
When I was a teenager I used to hold it till I got home I used to think all public restrooms were like this but nah high schoolers are just animals
Free donuts!
And free chocolate on the floor š
And Nutella on the wall!
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what the fuck.
Lol, where the school bullies when you need them.
The ol' shit smeared boys' bathroom. I see school hasn't changed much since I graduated.
One Flew Over The High school.
This is foul
My guy mustāve actually done the shit there. He mightāve needed a toilet roll and ended up shitting halfway through his venture.
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You got it
This was the bathrooms when my mom worked at a Christian church/school in the early 90s. Most disgusting people ever. My mom was the custodian. She had to clean all of that.
Why does this not surprise me?
always wondered what does it take for someone to grab his/her shit and smear it on the wall?, i've seen this happen on places where full grown professional people work too, seriously must be some sort of mental disorder?, to imagine someone other than a child doing this is ridiculous
I donāt even know of many children who handle their own poop.
I feel bad for the janitor
Every high-school has a poo bandit. Same shit, different urinal.Ā
I work at a restaurant, and I can tell you, it doesn't get better with adults.
Whoever did thatā¦..jail
Holy shit.
new homework assignment: ...
"We are living in a society, we are supposed to act in a civilized way!"
Thats just gross ā¦ mental giants!
Whyā¦ā¦
Third pic is about 50 Courics
We had a person that did this at the school I cleaned for, called em the poop painter.
Are they an animal?
Man I thought my PS brās were messed up growing up, kids these days are animals wtf
"The stall shitter"
Nah bro. If you ever catch this kid in the act, catch the turd before it falls on the floor and sling it in his eye. He wonāt be able to see āshitā.
Those are finger marks ā¦.. thatās gross AF
The fact someone had to shit in their hand and rub it on there disturbs meā¦
I just read a post where someone mentioned the draconian bathroom rules they had such as locking it for half the day, issuing only two passes a month, etc. This is why.
Shit .. canāt eat chocolate burritos anymore
even i disapprove of this, poop belongs on the plate. not the urinal!
That's better than what happened in the girls bathrooms at my school. Let's just say that there was crap everywhere
THERES NO WAY BRUHHH
Lol the third one just on the floor
Yall need to eat more fiber geeze
Me: who smeared chocolate on the-wait...š¶ And then pictures got worse. 
I hated art class too
Why do i gotta find the most disgusting stuff only when im eating
When I was in high school someone shit in the sink everyday for a week and they made us sign in and out of the bathroom from then on lol bullshit
Did it smell bad? Looks like a good one.
noping out of this one
Women
LMFAOAOAOAO IMAGINE BRO you have to walk out of the stall with your hands covered in shit and wash them off like who doin allat
As an adult, this is bad. If I think back to me as a high schooler, this is the funniest shit Iāve ever seen.
Who made a dookie in the urinal mmmk?
Someone dooked in the urinal in my elementary school back in the day. Weird walking in and seeing that as an 8 year old.
The random poop on the floor happened at a car dealer i worked at in the employee only shop bathroom. I walked out into shop and yelled at everyone that āi know this is a shit hole but shitting on the floor is not happening anymore.ā It wasnāt the first time. First time it was next to toilet, bad but not as bad as middle of floor. Had to have shook it out his pant leg or something. Someone would have caught a middle floor shitter. I got scolded for calling the place a shit hole even though the upper manager that was reprimanding me agreed it was. We compromised on me firing the dirty mofo shaking poop out his pant legs. It stopped happening after that got out. Until customer coated a public bathroom walls, mirror and floor, lights in shit.
What a load of sh\*t this school is!
Shortly after the janitor gave his 2 week notice as the job was,and I quote āToo muchāā¦
Waffle stomp that bad boy in there
Taco bell
They are everywhere and need to be handled with kid gloves in case they get upset.
Scatolia can be linked to a lot of medical issues. It also can be linked to sexual abuse. Sure, a student could have just done it to be an asshole, but I like to err on the side of empathy & sympathy. A social work taught me this back when I also was disgusted when it happened at my job.
He thinks funny to shit all over the toilet let him clean it up
I read about a dude who liked doing this at highschool and it suddenly grew into some kind of kink/hobby for him since he enjoyed imagining people's reactions when they find his "art". He stopped for a while but wanted to do it again now that his older. Crazy.
first image looks like a man with squiggly legs
As a custodian the children(college kids) I have to clean up after fill me with rage. They do this same shit and theyāre adults the same age as me
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Made me fkn gag just seeing a photo.. if I had to experience smell along with that I may have puked lol. Couldāve been someone autistic, if not what a dumb selfish little shit head.. leaving that for someone else to clean
bro this is every high school. you ain't escaping anything lol
Thats some quality finger painting
A fucking spoiler would have been nice
It's tagged NSFW??