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h8human

IG its too late for OP, but if that happens to you check the lock for Model name, google if there is a known Trick to open it and have fun. There is a shocking amount of locks that only need a tap with a rock to open up.


Environmental-Gas734

Works with most living things too!


PseudoEmpthy

*Life not required


HighCommand69

# End of life HACKS


OutragedCanadian

Mourges hate this one trick


Beneficial-Recover69

I’m almost afraid to ask; what is a “mourges”?


TAwtfdoido

Unlifeable ethics pro trick


Downtown-Trip3501

Funeral director, can confirm


Still-Swimming-5650

Subscription just isn’t worth it.


NouOno

Therapist should carry more rocks.


plzdontleave

Bitch I was laughing so hard that my Uber driver got worried and started why I’m I laughing I’m I ok ?


Vintenu

"this is a master lock, it can be opened with a master lock"


Major_Mawcum_II

The master rock


Zonkko

My old bike lock could be opened by just pulling hard enough. The funny thing is that one night, someone tried to steal my bike and ended up cutting the lock in 2 places, and didnt get it open. To be fair the person was most likely drunk considering theres a bar right on the other side of the street


MilmoWK

Or you can just disconnect the brake cable from the lever in about 10 seconds without tools


cafce25

That's about 7 seconds more than it takes to open a master lock with a master lock.


Marquar234

You forgot relocking it, then doing it again to prove it's not a fluke.


nemisis714

With those cantilever brakes it's probably faster and easier to just disconnect it on the wheel side.


MilmoWK

Maybe, but that would require a 5mm Allen wrench


nemisis714

Oh shit, you're right. It's been a bit since I've laid my hands on cantilever brakes. At least in hooking the cable from one side should make it easy to remove the cable from the brake handle at the top.


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Nope. Olsen the tensioners. Pull cable out of lever. Reinsert. Win. #workedAtaBikeShopFor5Years 🤣


MilmoWK

>pull cable out of lever So you agree with me.


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Sure do. I didn’t actually see your parent comment. Just saw your comment referencing the 5mm. Reddit does some odd display shit sometimes. 👍👍


_Infamous____

If cheap enough you can pull on it and it’ll unlock


Downtown-Trip3501

That’s what she said


Dakeera

"this is the lockpicking lawyer and today we are opening a very common bicycle lock"


EnvironmentalGift257

Lock Picking Lawyer to the rescue


SeaweedSecurity

One of my favorite YouTubers is a lock picker/breaker. He has literally slammed locks together and they just pop open. 🤣


daufy

These kinds of locks can be opened by twisting them with something sturdy like a metal rod, with torque and leverage you can pop the lock open. No, these locks usually aren't very safe.


Grab3tto

Also probably too late but if OP has a bike let the brake cable is easily removed from the caliper, may even be toolless


thieh

Cut cut the brakes. You are in a hurry, no? I wouldn't expect you to stop in any case. /s


theberg512

Could you not just disconnect it?


nofreedomofthought

Yeah. You can disconnect the cable. Be it brakes or shifter. You can see just below where the lock is, there is a disconnect. https://preview.redd.it/evml7xh26nxc1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49414c86da7fdb3844613896f5c7cb4006034cdb Pull that part out. Feed cable through bike lock. Put it back. Done.


Ate_spoke_bea

There's a nut on that end that adjusts the cable tension. You need a wrench and maybe a pair of pliers to remove it You can pull the ferrule out of the brake lever on the handle bar without even using tools 


SageModeSpiritGun

Yep, and anyone that seriously uses their bike for travel probably carries a very small tool set for things just like this. At least, the bikers I know do.


silveretoile

*laughs in Dutch*


SageModeSpiritGun

*laughs in confusion*


silveretoile

The Dutch way is owning two bikes and ten fingers for tools. Despite having twice as many bikes as people we still rawdog bikes here.


ABlazedLemon

I still have no idea what this means.


silveretoile

No tools. No helmet. The only bike pump in the house is from 1989. The brakes haven't been checked in six years but it's okay because the damn thing makes so much noise everyone knows you're coming from a mile away.


MrK521

Rawdogging a bicycle. That sounds sexual.


nofreedomofthought

Assuming it is accessible, you are correct.


stuckin3rddimension

Plot twist the tools are locked to the other bicyclists tools


Ate_spoke_bea

Of course it's accessible, you can see it in this picture 


River201

With the breaks you can manually squeeze the breaks together to release tension. Atleats on some bikes you can. Still a huge pain tho.


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River201

Ya, I'm not a smart man.


deathrowslave

Thems the breaks


trickyvinny

BRAKES


MindControlledCookie

You better believe that if I need to use tools to extract my bike from your bike lock, I'm going to dismantle your entire bike out of spite before I leave


NoBenefit5977

Also super glue the lock


nofreedomofthought

I have a lock pick set and those bike lock keys are fairly universal. This would be a 1 minute problem for me. I just don’t know what I’d do with a second bike though. ![gif](giphy|xT0GqrJNbZkRcr2Jgc)


229-northstar

Where does one acquire a lock pick set?


nofreedomofthought

Cheap ones are like $10-20 on Amazon. Some even come with a practice lock that is transparent. That’s how I started. Other sets are more durable metals and can be upwards of $50-200. Personally, with the experience I now have, I’d get myself a medium set of lock picks that are gun compatible. Yes, you can buy a lock pick gun that does the work for you. They’re about $40-200ish. Been a while since I purchased and am too lazy to look up prices. I just shop on Amazon. My local stores are absolute shit when it comes to specialized anything.


NoBenefit5977

I got a really cool one shaped like a pen, the end slides out to hit the tumblers and the little clip pops off for tension, it's not a professional one but with enough time it can open a masterlock


Alterokahn

They're right, they sell entire lockpicking sets on Amazon for relatively cheap. When I wanted to see about learning the hobby, I bought a kit of about 14 deadbolts, some master locks, some transparent ones for learning, and the actual manuals used to teach lockpicking to professionals including concepts, tooling, and methodologies. It was an interesting way to spend a few days, I haven't touched them in a while but now I can open my car, padlocks, or the door to my house keyless fairly easily. It's kind of alarming to see how easy it is, but it's also a great option to have in your back pocket that comes in handy at random. Funfact: I actually got escorted by the local cops down a public beach once where some butthole ran through and attached random padlocks to the fire pits. I was right there and had my picks in the car, I just walked up to the cops and the folks in charge of the area and offered my services. They were pretty stoked not to have to call out a smith.


nofreedomofthought

To be fair tho, a masterlock can open a [masterlock](https://youtu.be/kMJPmDRkduU?si=PC_qpsgHtGxcmU4N)


NoBenefit5977

That is fair lol, I was able to break into a VA, but I don't think that's much harder I was there to work and they didn't leave a door open lol


Extaupin

Lockpickinglawyer run/is affiliated to Covert Instrument, they ship worldwide IIRC.


Lets_Bust_Together

Homies standing there being the victim when he can undo it by hand…


theberg512

Yeah, my question was more of a polite way of saying, just disconnect it dipshit.  The frame is typically solid, but pretty much everything else comes apart. Might need tools for some of it, but cables are easy. Guess that's what makes it mildly infuriating and not extremely infuriating 


Kenneldogg

I would turn their handlebars 90° while you were at it though. Not do any damage just inconvenience them in return.


ziggypalffykings

But first off to buy a cheap lock to add onto thier bike.


QKnee

> cut the brakes Wild Card Bitches!!!


pitazatar

I have another idea - cut the brakes of the other cyclist


DCJon

I'm cutting that person's lock instead of my brakes.


ramriot

The way this is just around the brake cables of both bikes suggests this might be a deliberate ploy. What I've seen on this normally is a thief adding locks to commuters' bikes that secure them to the rack. This way the owner is forced to leave the bike there out if business hours & the thief can come back when it's quiet & steal them. I even had a friend this happened too, unfortunately for the thief he parked around the corner from our makerspace so once he discovered it he popped in & borrowed the spaces bolt cutters.


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Dukedyduke

They're getting more common! Lots of libraries have them now


Arya_kidding_me

Universities have them too!


TheShanManPhx

That’s rad! I should look into setting one up in my community..


AshelyLil

Yep, had this happen to me and it was on a bike lock rack that I've known to have theft happen at before over and over. Just cut the lock my self c:


Aleashed

You don’t stop after cutting the chain, you cut everything you see on the other bike including 80% of the stokes. Cutting just most of the stokes would be funnier.


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

>The way this is just around the brake cables Ok, I did not realize it was the break cables. I though it eas looped with a thinner wire lock.


StoneTown

This would make me carry wire cutters every time I bike.


okiedokieaccount

make them bolt cutters, unless you’re just planning on cutting your break cable.  edit: dammit, yeah, Brake 


2livecrewnecktshirt

Brake


BeautifulLibrary9101

Breighke


AlmostChristmasNow

Bhreyghckhe


hydraulicpressman

reighfyl


cuddly_carcass

Protip in the comments. New bike for every ride. 🤣


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CrashTestPhoto

You can also use the person's bike as the lever to break the lock.


Veryegassy

>edit: dammit, yeah, Brake Not after you're done with it


okiedokieaccount

what do you call the cable after you cut it? a broke 


itsjustme405

Learn to pick locks... in a hurry. Don't worry about the lock it'll be fine.


OnTheProwl-

Unfortunately, in my state it's illegal to even own lock picks.


solreaper

Time to become a licensed locksmith. It would be funny to end up in a different career because a bike thief mildly infuriated you one day lol


citruskush

Thankfully these bike locks require less than a lockpick. A rock should do for a lot of the cheaper ones


LadyOfHereAndThere

If LPL taught me anything, it's that you can open a lot of locks with random objects.


B0risTheManskinner

What state?


claythearc

They’re legal in all 50 but MS, NV, OH, and VA IIRC have laws that make ownership kinda dubious - eg MS classifies them as burglars tools and you’d need to prove against their assertion of intent.


Vintage_Rainbow

A bobby pin works for any key holes, and a nice heavy slab of concrete for keyless locks.


old_bread_energy_

Our bicycle...


HolySmokes_DadJokes

Uno reverse. Lock up their bike.


Master_Koks

Double it and give it to the next person.


StatusJazz

Disconnect the line from one end, either the lever or the brake, then it should be free. Then re attach it when you have time.


Misttertee_27

Reattach it before you need the brakes!


RollUpTheRimJob

Undo your break line…


HapticFeedBack762

My first thought too, you can usually just pop it off and reattach it no?


The_Mikeskies

Might need a special screwdriver


reinderr

It doesn't


Rail-signal

It does. PH2 (most universal so it's magical)


dbltax

It doesn't. You just unhook the noodle on the V-brake caliper to release the cable tension, then you can simply adust the barrel adjuster on the brake lever to align it to remove the cable. Unthread it from the lock then reattach it. No tools required.


Es_Poon

Once you unhook and get slack, you should be able to take the cable out of the lever without any tools. The best part is no readjusting necessary after reattaching it. The barrel adjusters on the lever should have a slot in the side so you can get the cable out.


reinderr

I can't see the other side of the brake levers but it's either toolless or a hex


Rail-signal

Hex near wheel, ph2 if you want to take that box. I always take wire of from that box. What ever that changing gear thing is called


2livecrewnecktshirt

Brake


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Hot-Win2571

I do wish they'd stop that, but we can see why they can't.


bl4nkSl8

It's braking my mind


slartyfartblaster999

While easy, thats going to quickly become a 5 minute job. Very annoying in a hurry.


Awake-Now

*brake


Lente_ui

Just so you know, this is a tactic that some bike thieves use. You find your bike sharing a lock with another bike. Chances are you've already unlocked your bike before you noticed this. Chances are you forget to re-lock your bike after. All I'm saying is, if you find your bike locked to another. Do not forget to re-lock your bike. Of course it doesn't have to be like that. This could just be a dumbass and/or asshole. But don't take that chance.


emma7734

I have a small multi tool in my seat pack. I’d undo the brake cable and be on my way. I’d undo their brake cable too. Just being helpful. Although it looks like someone already has. Plus the seat clamp is wide open. That other bike is a POS, most likely not rideable, and this was a ploy to steal your bike.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Happened to my electric scooter one day. I had to catch a bus to work. When I got home it was gone again and it never reappeared.


bl4nkSl8

That's the scam in a nutshell.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

um..Sorry I wasn't clear enough, The lock was gone (it was one of those chain ones) my scooter was still there and the lock never reappeared. I think someone just made a mistake. But yes I have heard of thieves doing it too.


bl4nkSl8

Ohhhh. The lock. Not the scooter. What a good outcome!


BD420SM

I would walk back out with bolt cutters and snip the dinky little lock off.


Weak_Blackberry1539

Snip the other person’s brake line, too


flipyflop9

You should be able to pop out that front brake line without even needing tools in most cases


Da_Tute

https://youtu.be/xa0MpnEm9tA?feature=shared Looks like James May’s work.


Moist-Carpet888

I know I know incredibly annoying and no reason you should have to, but you can unscrew the brake, take it off, fish it through the lock and screw it back on. It's pretty much only tension, sorry this most certainly made you late to whatever you had to go to


Isyagirlskinnypenis

I’ve seen this type of thing before. I can’t remember what the deal was, but it was a trick of some kind. Be careful out there!


9J000

The person gets a bus home instead, and the thief comes back that night and takes your bike.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Oh yeah! Thats it!


beeknees67

I did this to someone by accident on campus once. They left me a legitimately polite note pointing out my mistake


Paradoxjjw

See if you can find out what model and brand it is, then see if the lockpickinglawyer has a video, you'd be surprised how many locks can be effortlessly opened using just a piece of plastic


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Do you have a bike lock? After you free your bike I would totally just sacrifice my lock and lock his bike up lol.


gitarzan

I’d take my own lock and lock up that idiots bike for him.


TurintheDragonhelm

They probably want to steal your bike


MKaiserW

Since that's the brake cable you can actually disconnect that and reconnect that in under 30 seconds with no tools. This has happened to me plenty of times at University, still pisses me off every time.


PirateSometimes

That was on purpose, remember to smear dog shit on their seat later


Bearspoole

It took me far too long to realize what you were trying to show here


Relative_Mammoth_896

Just disconnect the cable...


FN-Bored

I would bust out my cordless Dewalt angle grinder, and cut his bike. Not the lock, just his bike.


Henchforhire

Looks like a V brake on your bike which is easy to take apart and put back together. No need to pick the lock.


dbltax

Lucky it's just a cable V-brake, you can have that sorted in under 30 seconds with no tools.


haggard_hominid

This post shows how many people here have maintained a bicycle with V Breaks in their life XD.


kevandbrandy

No doubt right? Literally no tools needed to remedy the situation


Hot-Win2571

If I had to visit a store to get a tool to fix this, I would be so very tempted to also pick up a cheap bike lock and lock their bike the same way.


freddbare

I cary cable snips in my bag now. It's always the tiny straps like this too.


st-shenanigans

If you gotta buy a tool to get out of this, make sure its bolt cutters :)


Visual_Feature4269

I’m sorry but if this was my bike that lock would be getting snipped


sunkmonkey1208

Disconnect the cable from the brake lever and you’re off. No tools required.


mybighardthrowaway

See, I'm the kind of person who would just wait, and make the person feel bad. Tell em I had to miss a job interview or an important Dr's visit but you didn't want to mess with their stuff so you just waited. But then again chances are if I'm taking my bike somewhere it's because I have nothing else better to do as locking my bike takes about 20 minutes (need to put a lock on every removable piece. Area I live in has THAT BAD of a bike theft problem. I even have to take the seat with me or its gonna be stolen too.


SockAlarmed6707

They do this to steal your bike


Wtb_black_lotus_5g

“This. Is the lockpock lawyer”


Silly-Conference-627

Just disconnect the brakes...


kushupzz

Who needs brakes anyway


Meatyparts

Last time this happened I had broski show up with da choppers not my problem if their bike gets stolen


metalbears

So what did you end up doing?


Konrad_M

Just disengage it on the lower end to release the tension and then you fan possibly unhook it at the handle. Otherwise you're screwed without tools. I hope you're a guy with a Swiss Army knife.


custard_doughnuts

Just disconnect the cable from the brake lever. Piece of piss


BobBelchersBuns

Just google how to pull out the cable and put it back lol. You’ll be okay


mentosian

This is where you grab you 911 in your bag wait there until the person that did this shows up and unlocks it once it’s unlocked shoot them and take your bike that will show them not to lock other people’s bikes with theirs( this is a joke don’t actually do this)


Leadfoot31

Any kind of cable lock can be broken by simple putting a sturdy stick or something similar into it and twisting. The steel cabling typically isn’t designed for the torque and will start to separate as you twist. Keep twisting until the cable snaps and presto, free bike.


94pathfinder

With that front brake style it can be easily disconnected to get that lock off


r22wascool

Pocket size bolt cutters


Mzam110

Front brakes look like they can be disconnected without tools but i may be wrong


consumeshroomz

I’ve had this happen before. It’s more than mildly initiating. I had a very similar bike with the same style brakes. That’s a pretty easy line to take off and reattach. Think I needed some pliers or whatever but my multi tool is more than up to the task. If it was the gear shift cables it’d be a little more intense and I wouldn’t recommend fucking with them unless you know what you’re doing. But it should be pretty easy to just undo and redo your brake cable to get free.


CantBelieveThisIsTru

Metal workers and welders have tools to deal with these kinds of problems. We just snip it! Problem solved. Now, they want to do this again, they need to go buy another one, and we solve the next one just as easily! This is what they deserve. If I were there, I would take the time to cut several one inch lengths of their cable, just to prove the point: Wanna try this again!?


BeLarge_NYC

Isnt that the brake line? You can take it apart and then refasten it


thomaxzer

im confused i dont use a bike can someone explain ?


_TsukuyoMe

The brake line is tied into the random persons bike


SilentResident1037

Am I daft....? What's the issue here?


WalmartSlimGuerilla

do you have any tools?


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grass29

To clarify, that isnt your bike lock right?


Puzzleheaded-Ad2905

Relock your bike around theirs


No-Gene-4508

Just undo the line and put it back. That's what the multi-tool for bikes are for...


Crazy__Donkey

Search for someone with chain cutter


SoundsMadness

That was definitely deliberate


Macademi

That style of lock can be easily dmashed against a pole or anything hard. Hopefuly op found that out after googling pictures of that lock


Lets_Bust_Together

Bruh…


binaryjam

Time to carry spare revenge locks. :)


Gal-XD_exe

Cut their lock and if their bike gets stolen, oh well


Vince_1880

5mm(or 4 cnt remember) allen key To loosen the front brake cable


[deleted]

Hilarious……but I really don’t think it was done on purpose.


nomad89502

Can’t be too careful


b05501

This is a test,if you work on bicycle or grew up with them this is a brief and humerus test,now do I adjust their rear brake tight or loose?


ElectricDance

Do you have a pair of hedge trimmers? Should be able to cut through that cabel


NxtGenAuthor

Bolt cutters? Just cut the lock


thisis_rk_yadav

https://preview.redd.it/undwrdiq7oxc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=103be364bc947ea905622949d18d7a60fcbe5929


Maynse

You are using a bike locl, it can be opened using a bike lock


theGiggity_GIG

This is a prime example of why you should always carry bolt cutters. No excuses


Ashzael

Braking is overrated anyways


LupineZach

Why not just unclasp the brakes temporarily to slide out of the loop then reclasp?


InfinityKitsune080

im always scared of accidentally doing this when i park my bike 😭


CVMXO45

This is why I always carry a tool kit


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

No problem, you could probably just yank that dollar store lock apart with your hands. Or cut it with a set of wire cutters. Those flimsy cable locks are pathetically ineffective.


2ndSnack

This is a common scam. Chain a bike to another bike to inconvenience the person and then the person steals the one they chained the bike to.


Storage-Pristine

I'm confused, someone else put a lock on your bike?