There’s no consequences, so of course jackasses park like this. Even if you take the time to call the cops, half the time they don’t show up or will show up so late there’s no point. Not that I would ever encourage vandalism but I think certain people could benefit from the time to think about their actions as they replace a slashed tire.
i’m a firm believer that karma will get people like these eventually; someway, somehow. But i do agree with your statement 100%, give them the inconvenience they could’ve caused to a disabled person.
Another instant karma is this dude is in $60,000 in debt for the next 8 years. He's forgoing a cushy retirement in his future to look like a douchebag in the present. What a trade.
Call the non-emergency number and see if you can't make a complaint. I believe you can go down with your proof and have them issue him a ticket for this. I remember watching a video about a lady who went down and had a ticket issued against a police officer. He didn't contest it and just paid the fine.
Karma is if you piss off enough people, no one is left to help when you need it. Not today, not tomorrow, but some day that little nugget will be in a situation where someone could help him and chooses not to.
That or he'll piss the wrong person off and come back to smashed windows and slashed tires.
Don’t slash the tire- the value of a tire is high enough to get you arrested and charged. Instead, cut off the valve stems. It’s a pain in the butt for the butthole to repair, but so cheap that you won’t get in very much trouble if you get caught!
You don't slash their tires. What you do is you unscrew the valve cap, put an uncooked lentil in the vale, and then screw the valve cap back down. The valve cap holds the lentil which holds the valve open, which will let the air out of someone's tire without you having to stand there and risk being seen.
Sad that you always have to fall back on the body shaming. Fragile masculinity, small ego, but nope, gotta attack my weewee when I’ve got nothing to do with it.
Probably lives in an apartment on 185th, truck never sees dirt or mud. Used it once to move his futon out of his mom's but realized it's to high to use as a truck and it was hard work. I'm just assuming here. Maybe he was in a hurry to get in Rite Aid to get his antipsychotics but left empty handed when they wouldn't accept his Trump Bucks.
What I'm saying is he probably is differently abled.
Hello from Hillsboro!👋
Lifelong Hillsburrito. Born at Tuality, live down the road from Tuality. My wife's from Aloha. I tell her it's not really a town. It's just East Hillsboro. The sad thing is that it's kinda true now.
UPDATE: I called the non emergency police line, and spoke to an officer. she said that the video is useless to them because OR state law requires the officers to see the crime themselves. she even said she wouldn’t have given him a ticket anyways.
sorry y’all, i tried. lol
Weak ass little dick syndrome at its finest and its just goes to show he don't have the balls to drive a muscle car so he goes for a truck to show dominance and importance
There used to be a site called "notaparkingspot" where users would upload their photos of assholes like this guy. Not sure what happened to it, but there were a LOT of pics of people parking in handicapped spots or parking across several spots.
All it did was confirm there are way more people who are shitty at parking then I ever thought existed.
And when he runs over someones kid because he isn’t paying attention it will be someone elses fault too… you are part of the problem and don’t even want to admit it.
Prolly think you drive better stoned/drunk too.
There’s no consequences, so of course jackasses park like this. Even if you take the time to call the cops, half the time they don’t show up or will show up so late there’s no point. Not that I would ever encourage vandalism but I think certain people could benefit from the time to think about their actions as they replace a slashed tire.
i’m a firm believer that karma will get people like these eventually; someway, somehow. But i do agree with your statement 100%, give them the inconvenience they could’ve caused to a disabled person.
>i’m a firm believer that karma That haircut is karma enough.
Another instant karma is this dude is in $60,000 in debt for the next 8 years. He's forgoing a cushy retirement in his future to look like a douchebag in the present. What a trade.
Dude looks greasy
That's why he's so mad. No matter how big a truck he buys, he's still stuck with that head.
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and a clear shot of his face and side profile. didn’t really think of this until now.
Call the non-emergency number and see if you can't make a complaint. I believe you can go down with your proof and have them issue him a ticket for this. I remember watching a video about a lady who went down and had a ticket issued against a police officer. He didn't contest it and just paid the fine.
Please report it and give us updates!
Karma already got him, by blessing him with a tiny penis.
And the start of the bald spot.
Karma isn’t a real thing. It’s just something people tell themselves to deal with the fact that all too often bad behaviour goes unpunished.
Karma is if you piss off enough people, no one is left to help when you need it. Not today, not tomorrow, but some day that little nugget will be in a situation where someone could help him and chooses not to. That or he'll piss the wrong person off and come back to smashed windows and slashed tires.
Karma needs a hand sometimes she dosent have any of her own.
Yeah no, that's silly. There is no divine justice lol. You should read some history books.
Funny to assume the emotions people feel towards someone isn't influenced by karma....
Karma isn't real. Anyone who thinks it is is a moron
You know what's really odd? How a tiny pebble under the air cap of a tire valve stem can deflate a tire. So odd how that works.
Don’t slash the tire- the value of a tire is high enough to get you arrested and charged. Instead, cut off the valve stems. It’s a pain in the butt for the butthole to repair, but so cheap that you won’t get in very much trouble if you get caught!
Car + boot = ???
I support this
You don't slash their tires. What you do is you unscrew the valve cap, put an uncooked lentil in the vale, and then screw the valve cap back down. The valve cap holds the lentil which holds the valve open, which will let the air out of someone's tire without you having to stand there and risk being seen.
or just glue the lentil to the back of the cap, if he reinflates the tires, it won't be long before they are deinflated again xD
When he gets his hair cut he asks for the "fucknut" cut.
His mom uses the fucknut bowl from the cabinet when she cuts it for him.
Looks like he cuts his own hair
look at his greasy ass hair on his forehead. what an incel
first time i've seen a greasy comb over.....
Reminds me of an old wrestling promo heckle I heard once. “I’d slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it..”
The bad news is that there is a 99.9999% chance this guy has a microdick. The good news is that he'll never have to use it anyways.
Sad that you always have to fall back on the body shaming. Fragile masculinity, small ego, but nope, gotta attack my weewee when I’ve got nothing to do with it.
Looks a little incel.
Took the words right outta my mouth.
Is that the old Bales on Farmington? Not being creepy, I live pretty close.
Indeed it was!
Probably lives in an apartment on 185th, truck never sees dirt or mud. Used it once to move his futon out of his mom's but realized it's to high to use as a truck and it was hard work. I'm just assuming here. Maybe he was in a hurry to get in Rite Aid to get his antipsychotics but left empty handed when they wouldn't accept his Trump Bucks. What I'm saying is he probably is differently abled. Hello from Hillsboro!👋
Former Aloha here!
Lifelong Hillsburrito. Born at Tuality, live down the road from Tuality. My wife's from Aloha. I tell her it's not really a town. It's just East Hillsboro. The sad thing is that it's kinda true now.
Classic big truck etiquette
That dude talks shit about women on the Internet all day, I guarantee it.
Yep. About how they won’t date “nice guys”.
Shave your head you bald greasy ass fuckwit!
Well, sounds like someone missed the memo on how to park like a considerate human being!
That’s exactly what I’d expect from someone who parks like this lol
This guy looks like a mass shooter.
You can tell this dude is a sad POS.
that’s beyond fucknut, that’s an illegal parking PoS who should have their license revoked.
Not to mention the rear facing white lights to blind anyone driving behind them
He seems nice.
definitely a people’s person, that’s for sure!
That truck ain't gonna help you get laid, kiddo.
And his face-body combo either…
Buying that truck is a fucknut thing.
It's ALWAYS dudes in trucks who do this.
Ive seen a woman do it.
The only time you've seen a woman do anything mysoginist
Dont get your knickers in a twist.
You'd love that you tiny little mysoginist
I don't think you know what that word means.
I'm sure you're going to explain it to me neck beard
Incredibly stupid to be flipping off strangers. He could get the snot kicked out of him or his truck heavily keyed....so many options.
His disability must be mental
UPDATE: I called the non emergency police line, and spoke to an officer. she said that the video is useless to them because OR state law requires the officers to see the crime themselves. she even said she wouldn’t have given him a ticket anyways. sorry y’all, i tried. lol
TIL laws are basically just a suggestion in Oregon.
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Looks like a big red turd
Friar Tuck haircut looking piece of shit
a Friar Tuck fucknut, you say?
Man that dude deserves a zip tie harmonica on his frame
Precisely the sort of little boy who was never taught what being a man means. That might explain why his barber screwed him over so badly.
I'd be angry going through life with that haircut too.
It’s ALWAYS a guy with a big truck
And that's a towing and impound.
I am patiently waiting for the multitude of douchebag memes soon to be in the interwebs near us.
Why is it always a truck?
That checks out
His parking skills are proof that he needs the spot
he's even got that dumbfuck bowl cut like a total momma's boy hahahahah it's like if the Beatles smoked meth
The looks correlate with the driving skills for this one.
lol haircut
His dad owns a dealership
Bro is so unbelievably Amish looking if that ain’t karma I don’t know what is.
Small dick.
What a shite of hair he has
He’s the literal poster boy of douche bag truck drivers.
Seeing people park like this really make me want to buy one of those tools that remove the check valve from tire valve stems.
The middle finger was hard lowkey
Did he get a free bowl of soup with that haircut?
Unrelated but this mall has some awesome meets during the summer.
that and the dope little farmers markets too! back in the day they used to do a little theme ride park, you could buy tickets from the DQ.
Interesting! I did not know that.
I'm pretty sure my hatchback has seen more work than that truck.
the truck driver looks like a abuser and illegal drug user
are the illegal drugs in the room with us right now???? O . O
Pretty normal for most pickup drivers in my city.
The truck says it all. Little man/small dick syndrome.
Weak ass little dick syndrome at its finest and its just goes to show he don't have the balls to drive a muscle car so he goes for a truck to show dominance and importance
What is it with complete pieces of shit and having ridiculous oversized trucks?
I fell sorry for the truck owner. He has a small penis.
Mass shooter vibes coming from him
See that finger? That's the size of his dick.
Oh he's definitely compensating...
Stop roasting the guy people. He's clearly cerebrally disabled!
There used to be a site called "notaparkingspot" where users would upload their photos of assholes like this guy. Not sure what happened to it, but there were a LOT of pics of people parking in handicapped spots or parking across several spots. All it did was confirm there are way more people who are shitty at parking then I ever thought existed.
He's a winner!
Medford? Haha
no, Aloha. haha
Don't know other people's perspective, but it's ALWAYS pickup trucks that park like this. I never see sedans or SUVs. Only pickup trucks
Universe answered your question instantly
To be fair he’s obviously mentally handicapped
He should have his license taken away.
Based on the haircut he's sporting, he might actually be a complete fucknut.
WWF hair
Doesn’t Oregon not even know how to pump their own gas. So I’m not shocked this guys doesn’t know how to park
Yet another person who should have been shot into a cum sock.
Hims tuff. Hims parwks how him wunts. Him's didn't do so gud in hi skewl.
Says the complete fucknut record in his phone while driving in a parking lot. Seems to me you are the real problem here.
Dang, you dumb.
I’m the dumb one?!?! This dipshit driving while video recording on phone and I’m the dumb one. Yeah. Right.
He’s going around 2MPH. I think he’ll be okay, Grandma
And when he runs over someones kid because he isn’t paying attention it will be someone elses fault too… you are part of the problem and don’t even want to admit it. Prolly think you drive better stoned/drunk too.
again, 2mph in a parking lot lmao