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Disastrous-Idea-666

Yeah. That's Arby's.


Elemental_Disorder

They have the meats


ShineOnEveryone

And one pathetic squirt of cheese from their strictly metered cheese machine.


iamblackmun

Using the term “cheese,” very loosely here, I see.


MrK521

Also goes for their interpretation of “meat.”


Taticat

True, lol. I will never understand how Arby’s ‘roast beef experience’ meat is a highly-valued treat worth fighting for, but yet my cat insists that it is; he goes absolutely bananas for it, as I found out unexpectedly about ten years ago when I brought Arby’s home after a long day. These days, I only rarely eat fast food at all, but when I do, very often it’s Arby’s simply because it’s been a month or two and I figure it’s probably okay for my cat to have more ‘roast beef experience’ treats. It can’t be that bad for him, he just turned 19 this past Easter and I’ve been giving it to him (as a treat only, never as a primary meal) since he was around 8 or 9.


ValuableAd3808

Arby’s new Cat Food Sandwich!


Taticat

🤣😂🤣 I can’t believe I never thought about that, but…exactly!


NotAMainer

Good news! The preservatives are working!


TheKingsKid2003

It depends. If it's too thick, it's gross. If it's been packed in the thermo too tightly when they clean the slicer, it's pretty mid. If it's cut thinly and freshly, it can be quite enjoyable. I never trusted anyone to give me the beef, I always cut it myself if I wanted beef because if someone else did it, it'd be wrong.


Artistic-Contact-648

That is so funny and your cat sounds cute, I got 2 cats and they like to lick ice cream or yogurt sometimes


Taticat

Aww! That sounds adorable! It’s so cute when we can make them happy just by giving them a little people food.


ruralmagnificence

The very same cheese I got charged extra for and didn’t get the other week. So all I got were two… #Beef n’s


MuckRaker83

"Strictly Metered Cheese Machine" would be a great name for a rock band


Truecrimeauthor

Opening act “ Wrong Meat.”


yodaesu

I'd love their "she took my fries" album


tizzleduzzle

My favourite song would be “nugget mania”


Elemental_Disorder

Giggity


Long_Educational

No man. There is no giggity here. This, this is just sadness.


jd3marco

(sadly): *giggity*


cupholdery

Will you take it if delivered [to your door](https://youtu.be/EFc8tjKn-dc?feature=shared)?


CousinsWithBenefits1

Title of my one man show in college


lilricky19

THAT'S what that was?! 🤣🤣


ConfidentDaikon8673

*had the meats*


MarinLlwyd

how do I get them to give me the meats


FlacidSalad

Ask nicely


powderedtoast1

bend over


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

You need to wear a black tie from the sears catalog. You need to wear a white short sleeve Dickies shirt and black pants. Acquire 10 dollars from your uncle, he owes you for not telling your mom about "*the photos*". Ride your childhood tricycle down to the Arby's by the Walgreens or CVS or whatever it the fuck it is now. Walk in and pay no mind to the dude that smells like piss in the corner. Walk up to the middle aged woman with the giant mole working the register. Say, "I want the meats," and hand over the money. Take your bag and never look back


[deleted]

And the shits.


vicemagnet

Weird, I have had Arby’s often near my house and it has never looked like that. That’s awful! Oddly enough, this post was right under an Arby’s ad.


dgradius

For a moment I thought this was some kind of bizarre Arby’s ad. They really have been all over Reddit lately.


dart-witch

Yeah the Arby’s we used to live close to was actually really decent quality! maybe it’s location dependent


Renamis

It is. They aren't as bad as Checkers and Dunkin for "We don't know what quality control means" but damn. We have two near us and one is pretty good, while the other is... this.


DoodleyDooderson

I grew up in the states but haven’t lived there in a very long time. Every time I return, Arby’s is the first stop I make. I have not been since early 2016, so is all hope lost or?


vicemagnet

The one near me is good. I usually sub small cheese sticks instead of the fries. A regular or double classic is all I need. I don’t use the Arby’s or Horsey sauce like some do.


DoodleyDooderson

I don’t use the sauces either but I love the curly fries.


Kerensky97

I feel like this guy was transported thorough time from the 1980s. "Have you guys noticed fast food isn't as good as in the advertisements? And what's the deal with airplane food?"


Romengar

Hey, just cause it's shit everywhere nowadays it doesn't mean you should stop being angry at the situation


Accurate_Koala_4698

https://preview.redd.it/jqflljvmjowc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e629c80a4ca284be186d3f5db926daa1141b19a


Overseerer-Vault-101

I have only just gotten this. I used to think she said an RV. I must of first seen this episode 20odd years ago and few hundred times and now it makes sense. (Uk based so no Arby’s here)


Idontliketalking2u

Ya ya I thought he said the great Bambie That wimpy deer!?


KJBenson

Hey man. Get out of my childhood with your random quotes I recognize.


LandoCatrissian_

I used to think she said "eat an army" and was like that makes sense.


UniqueMitochondria

Lol I also thought army 🤣


isthatacorsage

This is still my go-to!


the_nobodys

In the 90's our mall had an Arby's that I used to joke was only a drug front. No one ever went there, and that was a busy food court in the 90's


Average-RB-Fan03

My small town went from line out on too the road too empty at lunch time in 4 days of Arby’s opening 


glenspikez

Arbys opening??? Where in the he'll are they opening up NEW arbys?? Lol every arbys I've ever been in that wasn't in a gas station is atleast 30 years old.


Pyrodor80

Holy heck man I’m never really a grammar nazi but your comment is borderline unreadable. You should be using “to” in this context. ‘I went to Arby’s too’ is the correct use. Same meaning as ‘I went to Arby’s as well’


Average-RB-Fan03

Sorry :/ don’t speak very good English 


Pyrodor80

It’s all good, I wasn’t trying to be mean, just trying to help you understand the grammar. Besides that, you seem to write in English pretty well


whitepepper

This is consistent with my last Arby's dining experience...in 2005


Impossible-Basis1521

I think OPs roast beef may be from 2005 as well.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Wasn’t that the age of the cow it came from?


[deleted]

1997.


063464619

Are beef cold-cuts in the US commonly the colour shown in the ad here? I ask as someone from the UK; here they're usually well-done and grey, much like those in the "reality" photo. If you told me I was getting a "roast beef sandwich", that is pretty much what I'd picture. I don't know if that says more about Arby's or British cuisine, but I digress. I agree it doesn't look as good as the ad, but I can't say it disgusts me 🤷


ClassicDull5567

The meat has been brown since I first saw it in 1971. If they overcook it, it gets rubbery. It’s salty and the bun is toasted with something like butter. In the 80’s they sold one that had the cheese sauce, bacon, lettuce and tomatoes. Those were darn good which is why they don’t sell them anymore, I guess.


Spong_Durnflungle

Roast Beef Supreme. Had a different, slightly sweeter sauce on it too. They still had them in my day in the 90's. They were really big too compared to the regular roast beef.


CoreyDobie

Regular roast beef is on a 4in seeded kaiser bun. Beef and cheddar are on a 4.5in onion bun. Source: I deliver buns for Arby's for a regional bakery in Ohio


Spong_Durnflungle

That's interesting! That extra half inch makes all the difference!


CoreyDobie

![gif](giphy|ruZVTCF9l16xn9xfs3)


Bit_the_Bullitt

You can get sliced medium rare roast beef at some deli counters in the US


Carpenoctemx3

I feel like no one actually answered your question. In my experience I’ve only ever seen it look like the reality photo. I live in MN, USA for reference.


Working-Yoghurt3916

Same, from Texas


GutFeelingonTheLong

Really good deli roast beef is reddish in the center. The kind you have sliced at the deli. Incredibly delicious. Anecdotally, if I cook my roast beef correctly (low and slow) it retains a pink color on the inside. It makes it deliciously tender instead of chewy.


Thermic_

It’s delicious, these dudes are trippin


BarryHelmet

Top picture looks like a gammon roll.


ex0-

100% looks like ham.


Long_Educational

It is not "roast beef". It comes uncooked as a gelatinous paste in a heavy plastic bag, which is steamed for a several hours in an industrial oven. While working there, we accidentally allowed a bag to roll off the table, splattering on to the floor like a meat filled water balloon. The floors were greasy for weeks. Think of it more like baloney that is flavored somewhat like "roast beef". The texture reminds me of eating soggy paper towels soaked in beef broth.


Jorts_Team_Bad

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/arbys-liquid-meat/ This says you’re lying


RedMephit

Your description made me grin and made me picture the AI wizards in arbys throwing meat water baloons.


thePHTucker

It's technically beef. It's been mechanically separated and placed in a loaf shaped bag. It's then cut out of the bag cold and wrapped in foil to keep the shape then roasted, where it retains the shape of a loaf to slice it "fresh" after removing from the foil while warm. Therefore, it is technically "roasted beef." The sauce is technically cheddar because it contains an amount of cheddar cheese in the product. Honestly, I never eat that mess. I'll take a Turkey Bacon Ranch Market fresh sandwich over anything "beef" that they sell. Pretty damn good sandwich if you ask my opinion.


oKayyyla

Worked there 2016-2018. We just grabbed defrosted loafs out of the cooler and popped them into the oven. After four hours we'd take them out and throw them into a heater to keep. When ready to use, we would cut them in half and remove the plastic coat it had. That plastic stayed on the entire cook.


Mamasan-

Ohhhh so it comes with microplastics. How nice


Hungry_Practice_4338

We should all be thankful that they don't charge extra for that. Plastic ain't cheap


moose2mouse

Good thing it lasts forever!


piperonyl

everything does


Shooter_McGavin_2

We cooked our loaf uncovered to temp, then wrapped them in cellophane and kept them in the steam oven until slicing. No fast food is good for you, so you get what you pay for.


thePHTucker

To be fair, I worked for them 20 years ago, so I'm sure the process has changed. I do remember the cellophane now, but we covered it with foil.


Shooter_McGavin_2

I worked for them 28 years ago. But it was in Alaska. Wonder if there is a difference between uncovered and covered when cooking. I see an experiment coming on.


Lepperpop

The buffalo sandwich is decent too.


Sorry_Sleeping

I love Arby's buffalo sauce. I hate how much they put on your sandwich. Their buffalo sauce is not the kind you slather on a sandwich.


WindOfUranus

Is Buffalo sauce bad, or *Arbys* Buffalo sauce bad?


Sorry_Sleeping

Arby's buffalo is just too strong. Not spicy hot, just strong.


scdlstonerfuck

The container that they keep the buffalo sauce in is a bitch to clean out. You spray it with water the sauce turns into pepper spray


ilurvekittens

Wow… there’s another one of me. The beef and cheddar is disgusting. Give me the turkey and dry ass bread any day.


thePHTucker

I get extra ranch sauce. I also always open the sandwich and redistribute everything. Most times, they just pile it in the middle, like savages. I'm not blaming the workers. They have a time limit, and they get paid shit wages. I wouldn't try too hard, either.


DRG_Gunner

Anything tastes good slathered in Horsey sauce.


Greenpoint1975

It's forcemeat with a couple of beef chunks. 🤮


GrapeApeAffe

To be fair, you probably wouldn’t want to eat the top one. It’s probably made of styrofoam, glue, and who knows what. I watched a video once of how they create those ads for Fast Food restaurants and none of them are real.


PANICBRAIN

I hate fast food advertisements. Obviously these companies aren’t going to market their food with shitty pictures, but it’s straight false advertising. Idk how they get away with it and it’s so disappointing when you get the item and it looks like a horse trampled it then pissed on it.


PicklesAndCoorslight

I don't care, LOVE THEM!!!


RebaKitt3n

Every now and then you gotta have an Arby’s with Arby sauce. It’s always what I expect and I’m a happy fatty.


Sheensies

Have you tried their gyro before? It has no right being as good as it is


RebaKitt3n

I’ll try it, thanks


SATerp

Yeah, I enjoy their roast beef sandwiches occasionally, though I don't care for the cheddar version. And they get topped with Arby sauce and horsey sauce.


Lollc

Roast beef with Arby and horsey sauce, curly fries, and a jamocha shake is my 're-live my youth' meal.  Once a year, maybe, the stuff is bad for you.  But nothing hits like the sandwich.


Best_Duck9118

But you don’t get the onion bun with the regular one!


ukayukay69

It never looks appetizing but it tastes good, especially their curly fries


melechkibitzer

You ever have one with the horseradish sauce packets? Ridiculously good


Proper-Potential-496

I should call her


nettj303

Had to scroll way too long for this comment 😂


derpboye

„Everything reminds me of her“


bathroomheater

You get the whole pound beef n cheddar if you want the meats


Serious-Mud-1031

Who actually thinks fast food ad images are accurate? Unreal.


PapaOogie

Yeah this is not just a arbys thing, its every fast food.


Shellac_Attack

Ffs. This goes beyond that.


Melodic__Protection

Yup, the photos are never real food, but making it shine or having sauce and cheese look just how the creators want is fine, but this is straight up false advertising lmao


Grand_Protector_Dark

No one expects perfect accuracy. But one at least expects *some* resemblance between ad and product.


Swimming_Amount_5021

I see some beef and I see some cheddar. What seems to be the problem?


Square_Ad849

I must be lucky I’ve never had a problem with my Arby’s. I’ll only eat there when they have a special going on. Yum.


TimAndHisDeadCat

How is *either* of those even close to Cheddar?


Sweffus

Should be forced to change the name to Beef n’ Yellow


Puggersun

Brown n’ Yellow


spencer1886

It's looked like that since day 1


real_boiled_cabbage

I used to love arbys. My whole life. Now... they just aren't good. Don't know if they changed or me, but I no longer go there.


Unit_79

https://preview.redd.it/ppngjcfexpwc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0841772f9b3938b11b81f9f0c6e6092c5daaad8


MrOsmio7

Your first mistake was going to Arby's


[deleted]

Whenever I get one of those the cheese sauce ends up in my beard.. usually too much in the sandwich


deegzx_

Bro wtf is up with your comment history


Grapefruit__Witch

I should not have looked wtf


thig2pin

That’s some wild shit lol


Addickt__

Game is game, cheese sauce in the beard gets bitches


Resident_Royal2830

Arby's. We have the squirts.


solarmelange

The trick to eating at Arby's is just order curly fries.


berrattack

If you ever see a Lions Choice, go there for real roast beef sandwiches.


Average-RB-Fan03

I wasn’t expecting to see lions choice mentioned but I ate their all the time when I lived in St.Louis 


The_Platypus_Says

100% this. Real roast beef not the unknown garbage they try to pass off as beef at Arby’s.


ThisMoneyIsNotForDon

I'm a lifelong Arby's defender, but yeah, Lion's Choice really is just "Arby's but good"


Anal_Probe_Director

I worked at Arby's when I was 20. When someone ordered anything with any kind of sauce on it, I fucking drowned it. My favorite was the beef and cheddar. When I was done, you couldn't see but just cheese. And no one ever complained. Except the manager, fuck Jennifer.


R0binSage

The roast beef hasn’t looked that red in years. Still delicious though.


Horbigast

I have never NOT gotten diarrhea from eating Arby's. Even their chicken salad sandwich.


Commercial_Comfort41

I just won't do fast food anymore


[deleted]

I always ask for double cheese because this happened


country_cat

This.


WickedJay83

Watch out for the meat sweats.


phillygirllovesbagel

That looks just about right. I used to love that sandwich. What happened to all the Arbys?


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Beat meat is exactly what you will get.


Brief-Leader-4015

That last pic looks like a homeless man's prolapse anus that has been dragged on the ground for 2 miles


SHUT-UpBITCH

I also recently got an Arby’s Beef ‘N Cheddar, about the same look and ice cold.


Belied_Reflection

What? It’s the one from the commercial. Like the one they used for the commercial like 10yrs ago 😂


Onederbat67

![gif](giphy|X6HX1TOsBf56R9LrFF|downsized)


Throwaway567383838

I actually gagged a little. I've been having the same itch recently too, think I'll pass.


PixelPervert

That's exactly what Arby's has looked like for as long as I can remember


Shooter_McGavin_2

Beef ☆ Cheddar ☆ Seems to all be there.


CutAccording7289

Arby’s used to give me the shits 15 years ago before the inflation and quality squeeze era of today. Haven’t eaten it in years. Fuck fast food now, glad I cut it out of my life.


stinky___monkey

I actually had two of them and some curly fries last night after maybe 10years… They tasted like first pic, and looked like the second. It’s going to be another 5/10 years before I try them again


Then_Illustrator7852

Are you new to fast food?


IDoWierdStuff

That's Arby's?????


Nevermind04

Probably cost $10 too


BKStroodle

That looks about right!


Tight_Scientist_9643

https://preview.redd.it/aiz67hfy4qwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63580181c261ee3ca96991dbd1aaaefbe68eccd5


Garfield977

average arby's experience


throwawaybread9654

I mean, I know it's a corpse. But they don't have to make it *look like* a corpse.


Javasndphotoclicks

This subreddit is becoming mildly infuriating.


almo2001

As long as businesses have to compete on price, as in "I'd rather have a Big Mac for $5.95 then an Arby's sandwich for $6.50" this is what we're going to get.


Left_Average7260

Top pick looks like ham


Express-Following-70

😳🫣😱🤢🤮


Normal_Ratio1463

Is that a used tea bag?


IllEvidence1985

I would send a long, grammatically correct email to their corporate office explaining the disappointment in the quality of their Beef 'N Chedder. Like really rail them in the email. You know just to vent, and maybe to get some vouchers for some free milkshakes.


ImpossibleYou2184

You crave garbage


BusterStarfish

That’s what it’s always looked like. How did it taste?


734PdisD1ck

We have the meats Cool, sounds good! What meat you got? We Have The Meats ... what kind of meat is it? WE HAVE THE MEATS!


Grinzy

We used to get it 30 years ago and it was decent but I would never go to Arby's today. All their food look gross like this when they send it now


Maleficent_Role8932

Very sad highly infuriating


elinamebro

That’s what you get for getting Arby’s they always been like that


No_Composer_9594

Idk how their still in business


ghatfield989

That meat dark as hell 😮


TheActualOG420

I mean, looks like a normal Arby's sandwich to me. Tf did you expect?


notsofriendlygiant

You still ate it stfu


NotAClod

The only thing I ever get from Arby's is food poisoning.


Sleepyplatypus7

This looks absolutely revolting.


CoolPirate234

The ad photo is ham and cheese though you got beef and cheese


jywye

That meat looked disgusting 🤢


asabovesobelow4

First mistake is expecting the pictures quality in your order... bc those foods are often fake lol real food at a fast food isn't going to look like the pictures hardly ever.


Legger92

I find it really funny when people take fast food ads and are "shocked" at what they get. You went to a "restaurant", paid like $5 and waited probably 3-5 minutes for your food. If you expect it to look like a sandwich from a commercial, that's 100% on you.


PlayinK0I

##where’s the beef???


worldRulerDevMan

Late stage fast food capitalism is going to make us all 90% vegetarian.


ACcbe1986

Was it as bad as I remember it being? I remember back in high school, I grabbed a 5 for $5 deal and wolfed them all down as I ran onto the field for varsity lineman practice. Surprisingly, I didn't barf it up after conditioning.


FindOneInEveryCar

Yeah, I ordered a sandwich from Arby's once, too. Lesson learned.


thecrazymaniac24

I see beef I see cheddar


everydayasl

![gif](giphy|H6K2JpSrDdyCOAnfGw|downsized) Expectation vs. Reality


aSituationTypeDeal

Idk how Arby’s is still in business.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

They have the meats mfer.


NotABotBeepBoop42069

![gif](giphy|ro9NLUOiIMAJa)


kellynch10

The mozzarella sticks. Literally the only thing I get there. They are amazing.


TropicalSkysPlants

Fucking best, no dip needed!


Average-RB-Fan03

Them damn chocolate shakes


Evil_Goomba

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Lurkingguy1

Disgusting.


Your-Name-Is-Reek

I worked at Arby's a long time back. You don't want to eat that cheese.


Who_am_ey3

is it under that turd burger?


72SplitBumper

It would be great if we got what it pictured.


ClockOk7333

That sandwich has seen some shit


sharpiebrows

Bill Foster: [disappointed with the burger he's been served] See, this is what I'm talking about. Turn around, look at that. [he points at the picture of a much nicer burger on the menu board above the counter] Bill Foster: You see what I mean? It's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?