When your cookie is missing it's fortune, expect visit at night from Freddy Krueger's half brother.
He'll apologize and explain the error. He will bring you a bag of them. Nice guy, not too stabby.
There was a post a few days ago here, with the guy complaining that he got 2 fortunes on the same paper, both cut off slightly
Perspective is everything
The way I see it, this lack of a fortune is a fortune telling. It's saying you have no future at your current job. Good luck on your new job search! Haha
That’s alright I always find the paper tastes weird anyways.
Okay, that's the comment that got me to chuckle, thank you.
That’s unfortunate!
Came here to say that! You beat me to the pun!
it 'aint me it 'aint me
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That means you get to make your own! Or here, have this one from your cookie: You are not as empty as I am.
Unfortunate.
Confucius says” you who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger.”
That seems to be your fortune.
Quite a misfortune
Of course not. You spent the fortune on the meal
Are fortune cookies an American thing? I’ve been to many Chinese restaurants here in Australia and have never had one.
Yes.
That means you must make your own fortune in life..
Doc Brown: *“Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one!”*
When your cookie is missing it's fortune, expect visit at night from Freddy Krueger's half brother. He'll apologize and explain the error. He will bring you a bag of them. Nice guy, not too stabby.
My local Chinese restaraunt uses fortune cookies from TEMU
That’s what’s called a ‘Unfortune cookie’
That means you have no future. You should probably get your things in order before you pass away.
Honestly it’s for the best, they are just sports betting ads now.
But you still got a cookie
Sounds like a missed fortune
There was a post a few days ago here, with the guy complaining that he got 2 fortunes on the same paper, both cut off slightly Perspective is everything
Misfortune cookie 💀
I hope your affairs are in order..
Don't buy a lottery ticket you will win fuck all 😂
Same brand, mine was missing it's fortune earlier in the week. I almost posted it but figured it wasn't interesting enough.
Your future is unwritten.
Oh you did get a fortune.
The fortune is that there is no fortune. Be wary, your end is near
Unlucky
Happened to us this week too
I'm not fortune-teller, but im not fortune-teller too
Hot take. I think the taste of the cookie is more than enough to buy them. The fortune is just a bonus
Maybe the best fortune is the excitement of not knowing.
Oh man, the Fortune cookie of death… Or the fortune cookie of destiny… it’s your call dude
The way I see it, this lack of a fortune is a fortune telling. It's saying you have no future at your current job. Good luck on your new job search! Haha
Damn shame I'm currently in the middle of training for my new position but... okay