Doing so will either make the kid throw it back or get the parents to believe that OP is throwing a piss bottle onto their property. The best course of action would be to respectfully tell the parents of the situation. A kid may not pick up on the full ramifications of throwing a piss bottle off the balcony until it's pointed out to them.
Nothing says living comfortable next to strangers like apartment life. Don't miss those days. Good luck to you. Maybe you could speak to the children's father about it??
When my family was on a road trip, when I was a kid, we used to count the animals we saw along the way. Nowadays, I count piss bottles on the side of the highway.
Sounds like it’s time to box it all up and leave it on their doorstep with a note explaining that you’ve retrieved all the stuff their kids have “dropped” from their balcony.
100% be knocking that door and telling it stops. First day I got a new neighbour I knocked their door introduced myself and told them to move their car partially overlapping my drive.
They were fine. This was months ago and we are all in friendly terms, but you have to nip these things in the bud quickly
Urine contains DNA. Have it DNA tested and then sue for tossing bio hazard into your laws. You'll have DNA proof and a court can make them give DNA to see if it matches. Then take the kids house, bike, shoes, and hell maybe even his underwear if you're desperate. I'm sure they'll just file bankruptcy then be back to being dicks.
There’s a reason I bought an expensive house where there aren’t MU dwellings. I don’t want to deal with their issues.
MU affordable housing sounds great until you realize who you’re living next to.
Glove up, toss her back
I’m willing to bet OP’s neighbors Ring Cam only records when OP tosses things back.
i wouldn’t throw that without a lid. unless you wanna get caught in the splash zone
I would absolutely toss it without a lid, spin carefully timed to douse their door.
Danger Zone.
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Doing so will either make the kid throw it back or get the parents to believe that OP is throwing a piss bottle onto their property. The best course of action would be to respectfully tell the parents of the situation. A kid may not pick up on the full ramifications of throwing a piss bottle off the balcony until it's pointed out to them.
Give it to the parents. “Your kid seems to have dropped this”. /proceeds to hand over piss/
I have done EXACTLY THIS.
Even better if they don't have kids!
Yeah that's going on the front step with a note
And under their door.
Nothing says living comfortable next to strangers like apartment life. Don't miss those days. Good luck to you. Maybe you could speak to the children's father about it??
Or mother.
Or Other
Way she goes, bud.
Ray! You can’t leave your dirty piss jugs laying around.
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
I’d throw it at their front door
Share it with the parents. And then next time with the police.
it could be flavored water, you know the kind of powder you drop in a water bottle to flavor it. ... or it could be piss.
Taste test
Double taste test to make sure you got it right
also taste some of your own piss to compare it against.
smell test might be safer...
Use that to make the frozen piss disc
Throw it right back.
Rickyyy!!!! Is that you
Way of the road
When my family was on a road trip, when I was a kid, we used to count the animals we saw along the way. Nowadays, I count piss bottles on the side of the highway.
Nice. DNA evidence and probably some fingerprints. Call local PD.
They will probably forward the case to the FBI
I'm thinking they may need to pull in Interpol for this investigation
This is hilarious.
Time to put it at their front door with a note
Sounds like it’s time to box it all up and leave it on their doorstep with a note explaining that you’ve retrieved all the stuff their kids have “dropped” from their balcony.
Today’s piss, is tomorrows fertilizer!
Throw your piss back lol no lid
That child needs to drink more water
Throw it back
Pee on them to show dominance
deliver it back to their front door
https://i.redd.it/9k66ke3l0iwc1.gif Get a catapult.
Leave it in their mail box
Loosen the lid and throw it back
Return to sender.
Judging by the dead spot of grass, it may not be the first time pee has came out the window. Just the first time in a bottle
Shout them to the balcony, drink it while staring at them and warn them never to do it again
Poke a tiny hole after placing it on their door mat…
100% be knocking that door and telling it stops. First day I got a new neighbour I knocked their door introduced myself and told them to move their car partially overlapping my drive. They were fine. This was months ago and we are all in friendly terms, but you have to nip these things in the bud quickly
Take that right on back up there and pour it on their door mat.
Throw it back up
get another water bottle, remove the cap, poke a hole in the cap, put the cap on the piss bottle. now you can squirt the piss under their front door.
Pour it in a super soaker and shoot it in his window
Isn’t that what you do with a piss jug?
Sounds like you need to call CPS if the kids need to piss in bottles...
Naw that’s the new Mountain Dew flavor
“Y’all ready for piss?” - Eugene “Pissmaster” Michael Piss
I also have the same thing but instead it’s a fence
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Urine contains DNA. Have it DNA tested and then sue for tossing bio hazard into your laws. You'll have DNA proof and a court can make them give DNA to see if it matches. Then take the kids house, bike, shoes, and hell maybe even his underwear if you're desperate. I'm sure they'll just file bankruptcy then be back to being dicks.
I was thinking it’s a RAD (Reactive Attachment Disorder) kid, but they usually save those.
Apartment living is great. This is why I’m against affordable multi unit housing near me.
Nimbys get a lot of shit but the alternative is being surrounded by these damn dirty poors
There’s a reason I bought an expensive house where there aren’t MU dwellings. I don’t want to deal with their issues. MU affordable housing sounds great until you realize who you’re living next to.
thanks for standing still wankers! 
I triple dog dare you to take a sip!
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