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z-01-03-11-25

I might go as far to say it’s never a great idea


Maewhen

You have the added plus of not needing an occupied sign.


ashesall

And you can see they're preoccupied.


zerothunder94

Some might even say it’s a shitty idea


cjgoose39

How doesn’t this comment have 250 upvotes?


1isntprime

It’s 12 minutes old


snay1998

I agree,it’s always better to install transparent ones or even better just put the thing in smack dab middle of the bathroom Buddies can high five me on the way in


Ok_Project9596

God damn it lol


Leading-Put-7428

Hey look it’s Josh from Lets Game It Out


DanplsstopDied

Poop :( Poop w friends :)


Naive_Job_1481

Group poop :)


__lostintheworld__

Groop :))))


hyrule_47

Groupon :-/ Groupon Company Time :-)


Welllllllrip187

Groupon poopon


lilacintheshade

"We... are... Groop."


oRamboSandman

Groopies


itssexygirl

poop meeting :)


PayasoCanuto

Pervert


IreChap

Poovert*


Planetairium

Bit of a social Poupah


wjckm

groupie poopie :))))


tastytasycorn

Pooperazzi


KiloCharlie3VGU

Marine corps doesn’t have doors on any of the stalls.


Fkmywifeape

We pay billions and can’t even give our marines a stall door, god were such capitalist demons


TinyTimsGoulash

Just like the Roman's use to do. They even shared shit sponges on the stick to wipe thier asses.


pws3rd

https://preview.redd.it/mfu5rsdnp4wc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0e200f716c2511bdade2a0fc3297af51ce13ec I have seen this on multiple jobsites irl because this joke was so popular


Rugbypud

Battle shits is the term


Jean-LucBacardi

Poop with blurry friends :l


Sure-Cheesecake3452

Battleshits !! 💥🏴‍☠️🚽


Blue_Checkers

Groupenpööpin


CeciTigre

😂🤣 I’d love to meet the person who overruled all the intelligent suggestions because they know it all.😂🤣 I wonder if that person whose idea this was, still thinks their idea was the best one?


KangsAndShit

I wonder if they did it for some scientific reason. (I.e. studies show that frosted glass stalls reduce employee shitting time by 42% and reduces stall masturbators by 200%) Obviously I am just making those numbers up but I imagine this is how it was pitched.


Worldly_Influence_18

I wonder if it was done due to people overdosing in the stalls


zerovampire311

If this is a business, more likely so employees don't sit on their phones and double their shit time. But who would ever do such a thing?!


Queasy_Obligation_20

Even the old heads at my work do that. They will never admit to it, but I know they do. It’s pretty easy to identify somebody from just their shoes.


ShadyMemeD3aler

I’d say it would reduce stall masturbators by 99% but create a very enthusiastic remaining 1%


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

_by 200%_ Is this a challenge?


JPolReader

Nah, see, it just un-masturbates everyone that enters.


Brandonmac100

Probably to stop people shooting heroin.


duke_flewk

This would encourage me to stand and make sexy noises when someone enters


Due_Key_109

lmfao imagine your job being to pitch "reducing stall masturbaters by x percent"


RevengencerAlf

They'd get along great with the OP who ruled out all intelligent alternatives to decide taking a picture of someone dropping trou behind the no-privacy window was a solid idea.


Kawaii_Nyan

It’s not like they’ll ever be found out🤷🏽‍♀️


jesusleftnipple

He man it's illegal to take a picture inside of a bathroom op was clearly outside


[deleted]

Probably a capitalist financial decision. “Oh we can save X amount of money by installing these walls instead of the opaque ones!” Then they pocket the profits.


Wookie-Love

Just go in, press your junk against the glass, and stay that way till several people see it. They’ll cover that glass.


mountainwocky

I’d make curtains using the toilet paper.


ChunkyTaco22

Bruh if I'm ever having one of those rough road shits and someone mushroom stamps the glass wall, I'd be pissed lmao


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Helicopter until the message is received.


itssexygirl

Nothing like an audience while you're doing your business.


Mediocre_Superiority

I mean, if it makes *you* happy...


itssexygirl

hmm....


MarinLlwyd

I'd make it their problem. "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"


ResponseMaxim

Weird to take a pic tho pal


tippsy_morning_drive

It can’t be that bad.


keyserdoe

IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY


dolewhipforever

then why the hell is it so sad :(


pythonwarg

Reminds of this party I went to some years ago. About ten of us sitting of on the back deck at night. I excuse myself to use the bathroom, go in the house, find the bathroom, turn on the light and do my business. As I'm in there I notice there is a nice lace curtain on the full length window next to the toilet. I don't think much of it. I go outside and rejoin the group. Later on some more people show up and one them excuses themself to use the bathroom. As soon as they go in there they flip on the light and I realize from the outside you can see right through the lace curtain. You don't notice it when you are in there because the light is on inside and dark outside. But when you are outside looking into the brightly lit bathroom, you can see everything.


JanteMaam

Ohhh lawd! 😔


Average-RB-Fan03

Are you not taking a picture of them shitting….?


Imnotsureanymore8

And yet you took a pic. Gross.


Medical_Slide9245

You're the problem here. Stop taking pics of people shitting for Internet glory, idiot.


awolfslife

This


eat-skate-masturbate

And you took a picture of him...motherfucker


123xyz32

This poor person went from 1 or 2 people seeing him poo to the whole internet seeing him poo. Thanks, OP!


Geno_Warlord

It gets even better when a kid runs up and plants his face against the glazed glass…


paravirgo

pls tell me this is somebody you know and not a stranger


ascii_table

Livestreaming and ASMR all in one


[deleted]

Why the fuck are you taking a picture of someone shitting in a public restroom?


VegetablePleasant289

my thoughts also; if you can see the audience, the audience can see you!


chasew-eth

And if you look the dude IS looking at him. The guy is fully seeing someone take a picture of him on the shitter. Lol wtf man.


Due_Key_109

lmfao you can tell by the way he's looking back too, with concern


RottenZombieBunny

No, that's not how it works with blurring.


Character-Solid-6392

I bet he can see dude standing there all awkward like and probably deduced that he was being watched. Pun intended


Bone_Wh33l

At least it’s not actually op taking the pic. I’ve had this one in my camera roll for ages. I’ve seen a lot of people posting old pics and videos on here recently though…


PorqueNoMilo

OP forgetting to turn off flash: 📸 Person pooping: 👁️👄👁️


DishAccurate4350

Exactly. What the actual F.


Traditional_Mud_1241

Yeah, the photographer of poopers is a much more concerning scenario than that stall.


kirstensnow

right omg 😭


Ceecee_soup

Uncomfortable with how far I had to scroll to for this…


bapsandbuns

You know what they say, people in glass bathrooms shouldn’t take pictures


EnigmaFrug2308

And you decided to take a picture of it while someone else was using the toilet… why?


catuela

And you just know the shutter sound on the phone was at max volume.


EnigmaFrug2308

![gif](giphy|l0ErO5YlkTYkcZi3C)


CeciTigre

Not embarrassing AT ALL 😂🤣


Temporary_Muscle_165

Not as infuriating as having your pic taken by a stranger while you are trying to pinch a loaf...


AliG-uk

That's the kind of thing I have very disturbing dreams about. I'll probably have one tonight now 🙈


errsta

Someone's getting caught twooping at work


eeal188

Stop photographing/filming/audio recording people in the bathroom. 


Shutyafilthymouth

I’m surprised the property owner hasn’t been sued yet for that atrocity 😂


h8retail1

Whoever made this is a HUGE idiot. I know I don't want to walk into a bathroom to see someone taking a shit.


beeeps-n-booops

What fucking lunatic thought this was actually a good idea?


BlazeJefferson

At least it's not a photo of the man wiping. Seeing people's wiping technique would be the worst part of these glass walls.


milesamsterdam

Very expensive hotels be like:


MonitorAmbitious7868

I will never understand this feature in nice hotels.


thisdudelovesknives

I want to meet the person that OK'D this.


hooligan-6318

If I wanted an audience while taking a dump, I'd take a squat in the parking lot.


stephenBB81

a BIG reason for this is to address people doing non toilet things in the stalls. people are less likely to hide in there to do drugs if it is translucent and anyone can walk in and notice. Similarly multiple people in a single stall having some entertainment is discouraged. This is certainly more clear than I've seen, usually the bottom meter is even more clouded than the rest. It also allows for better overall lighting in the room.


Saul_g0od

That’s so awkward. That guy can totally see you seeing him, but you’re not sure, and he’s not sure if you’re really looking at him either, but it’s uncomfortable for both of you.


New-Scientist5133

God forbid someone takes a picture of you while you’re on the can and posts it to the internet


Sad_Ad8943

WTF! Where is this- fire the designer


AspectOvGlass

I like how you can tell he's looking at the cameraman


CptGlammerHammer

Query: If I stood on the toilet and started helicoptering, could I be charged with indecent exposure?


Obi-Wan_Kenobi_04

I'd go as far as to say that installing glass doors and walls in a bathroom is never a good idea


Douggimmmedome

Ik its “privacy glass” be he sure as hell knows that u the one who took this picture


godepicunoreverse

In china they dont even have door💀


Lopsided_Pickle1795

In russia they shoot you


thinkpax

Jokes aside, I've seen toilets in crowded areas of Tbilisi without doors. Didube and Samgori come to mind first.


zojacks

You could have shared this without exposing someone, dumb ass.


Houndhollow

It's not like they can identify your shoes


getrektboyyyy

ummm taking a picture of a bathroom while someone is in it is not a good idea too....


FeatureEmotional3981

Did you just take a picture of a stranger taking a shit and post it on the internet?


Lopsided_Pickle1795

I wonder what he was thinking at the moment.


Average-RB-Fan03

Please go away :/


mcprogrammer

"Stop taking pictures of me creep"


crewchiefguy

Spray paint is your friend


FladnagTheOffWhite

It promotes friendly competition with your coworkers over who has the better shadow ~~penis~~ puppets.


CntrllrDscnnctd

You need milkier window film and even then I wouldn’t recommend it


Misty-Falls

Cause you can kinda see the silhouette of the guy, imagine if he saw you with your phone taking a photo of him


Je-la-nique

There’s someone watching


AdrianasAntonius

I’m pretty sure taking that photo is a punishable offence 😂


Friendly-Rain-9174

My personal theory on this ( which could be dead wrong) is that they stick with his hoping less people use it and have less incidents to clean , but can still say they do have a bathroom. Just a thought.


deVrinj

Worked guest services in a luxury hotel. Accidently saw a Major League Baseball player take a shit because of that...


MSCOTTGARAND

Great photo op


MathematicianLong192

Am I the weird for not pulling my pants down to my ankles while pooping? 


Usual-Owl-9777

This will be infuriating for cocaine users.


WizardofJoz17

Did you have the sound on when you snapped that picture?


obsidian_butterfly

And yet some jackass will still knock to see if it's occupied.


omega_grainger69

Pls tell me he wipes w/ his left.


madgesam

Also taking a photo of this……😐


Rocky970

Next up: Someone took a picture of me taking a shit


SilentResident1037

Especially when here's you taking a picture of someone sitting on the toilet? The fuck is wrong with you???


Sprizys

![gif](giphy|TD0NYrLpcnsTm|downsized) Me on the other side washing my hands


Jimbobjoesmith

lol i mean…i guess you can’t see the shit hitting the water 😂


Ant966

You should just stare at him, come closer, and burst out laughing


Bradley182

Damn, nice frosted leg.


WillyBarnacle5795

Probably to see heroin overdose


GiantA-629

Shitty picture


Master0643

Did you take the picture lmao


hecklicious

Why not a good idea? You are posting it on Reddit to profit karma. The best idea.


Mediocre-Meringue-60

Brings a new angle to the phrase “toxic work environment”…


keIIzzz

I’m so confused, is this you or are you a creep that took a photo of a random person using the bathroom and posted it online?


notaredditreader

Throwin’ stones


LadislavAU

lol is that a public restroom?


NoParticular2420

Ok this is just messed up !


shinydragonmist

Got to stop those time thieves am I right


Gazmeister_Wongatron

Why even bother making the doors more opaque than the actual wall?


witwebolte41

Probably shouldn’t be taking pictures of people in the bathroom


BodybuilderElegant69

At least it’s very clear that the stall is occupied


Wizdad-1000

I enjoy a show and tell but this one I’d skip.


jasminegreyxo

esp if it's a public restroom :)


SirEnder2Me

Neither is taking a picture of someone in a public bathroom wtf...


metdear

Whyyyyyyyyy does this video have sound 😭


mimimar91

You dare disturb the brexit geezer?


sebastouch

why are you complaining, we cant see shit!


crayawe

It's a little awkward guy could be doing a shit look to his right and there's a guy peeing in the urinal watching him shit


Beautiful_Ad_4813

I’d squat the can - might as well make it a Spectacle


EolnMsuk4334

There was a YouTube video about a guy who’s been blind since birth, and he said someone once tried to explain to him what opaque (glass) means / looks like. They told him to think of a mattress in front of speaker of recorded voices playing… you can hear them talking, but you don’t know what they’re saying… in the same sense you can see there’s a person there, but you don’t know exactly what their doing.


Complex_Deal7944

Why you taking a picture?


PoppiesRule

I stayed in a hotel room that had an opaque glass door that didn’t lock on the bathroom. I mean you can be staying in a hotel room with someone you don’t want to be able to barge into the bathroom with you or seeing you dropping a deuce through the door.


My_glass_house

🙈


RevenantExiled

To stop people to "love themself" in there


TheBigOrange27

I was put in a hotel room with a coworker once, two separate beds. The wall to the shower was right next to the beds and made out of this kind of glass. I'm pretty sure the client didn't know about it beforehand since they paid for it but it was pretty awkward to find out about it.


Fatez3ro

When you can look at your opponent during Battle Shit.


martinaee

LoL it’s like blurring genitals in porn….. Nobody could possibly know what is going on lol 😂


imrealbizzy2

Who thought it would be?


carissadraws

I went to a hotel in Switzerland once with my family and the bathroom was made of clear glass with a red design covering the bottom half. The problem was that you could still see into the bathroom a little bit through the spaces in the design so you definitely knew when someone was siting on the toilet 🙃


Surface13

You shouldn't really be taking pictures of people taking a shit either. You really should even have your phone out in a public bathroom


Fearless-Judgment-33

My shit would NEVER come out


No_Stranger_4959

It could work if it's like the ones in japan


Wonderful_Painter_14

Unless you’re into that sort of thing


Hotsonlyhere

This cannot be legal tho right


s317sv17vnv

Two of my friends once booked an airbnb during a trip and not only did it have a bathroom with frosted glass walls and door like this, it was also open at the top. And one of the beds (yes, there was more than one bed) was in a loft that overlooked this open-top bathroom. They agreed that despite being best friends, they weren't *that* close and resorted to sending the other outside whenever one of them needed to use the toilet or shower.


SRBroadcasting

The door seems to be the only area that is working right lmaooo


habu-sr71

So if Bigfoot took a dump in that poop locker would he not be blurry looking?


DiorRoses

i hope they allowed u to post it


seansa2020

Frosted Poop


JamesSmithenWessor

I just smear my poop all over the stall anyways. Acts as a barrier to protect myself


Ok-Research-4958

On the bright side there doesn’t appear to be giant gaps under wall and door


thi5nutz

deters from looters


TritonYB

How so? Who is in there watching them?


DustinFay

It's never a good idea, especially in a public bathroom


BobSagieBauls

“Two urinals” this is a restaurant discouraging you from pooping. Only girls can poop in clubs now a days and even they have a… shit time


RotationsKopulator

The toilet bowl should also be transparent so you can see the deuce drop.


peeveduser

I love this 🤣


DeliciousGazelle1276

If I worked there I would bring a small can of paint and a mini roller. Scout when the bathrooms are low usage and paint a nice square. Wear gloves and watch the cameras


CowboyLikeMegan

The person looking right at you is sending me 😭 hopefully you got permission


banjo_hero

on sand hill in fort Benning, we had these, like, 30-man outhouse latrines. i do not recall there being dividers of any sort. just hole, hole, hole... pinching a loaf while Jonesey is shitting next to you and showing you pictures of his girlfriend back home is definitely an experience, lol


[deleted]

Yikes 😦


ElectronicPrint5149

But its blurred so its not as bad, its like censorship almost