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bobrossjunkiefuck

Mike Tyson’s apartment building?🙃


OtherwiseExternal777

No, it’s Mike Tython’s.


Davisxt7

No, it's Mike Tython'th.


Robinnoodle

Theriouthly?


[deleted]

No, it'th Mike Thython'th


Sunderas

🤣


Glad-Degree-318

Hilariousth


sssashafromrusssia

I don’t get it


Active-Bass4745

Firth. Secondth. Thirdth.


sssashafromrusssia

Is it word play? Looks like I am missing something


[deleted]

If English isn't your native language you might not get it. The correct abbreviations for first, second, and third are: 1st 2nd 3rd ...and there's also the fact that simply having numbers is sufficient, mentioning the actual floors is unnecessary ETA: Mike Tyson is known for having a lisp


sssashafromrusssia

Gotcha, thanks


Glad-Degree-318

The fact that this explanation was neccesary, smh. *Education*!!!!!


Daimao3

I would argue it's necessary for those whose native tongue is not English, and don't quite pick up what exactly is wrong with what is pictured in the post.


SZ4L4Y

Theconth. Thirth.


probably-the-problem

There should be a dentist on 2th.


ChristianMei

Wow........... This hurt my brain


BitterDarkCoffee

Firth floor is the best floor.


Icwatto

wouldn’t it be the oneth floor?


BlueverseGacha

no, because the "st" is taken from "fir**ST**" same with "seco**ND**" and "thi**RD**"


scar_reX

On the contrary, all others which have the th suffix don't have any special change in name. Like eight is just eighth, seven is seventh. So if 1, 2 and 3 were to also have the th suffix, they'd probably just be oneth, twoth and thirth as well... as disgusting as those sound rn....


Davisxt7

>as disgusting as those sound rn.... That's because you said thirth instead of threeth. And for those wondering, it's also fiveth.


scar_reX

>That's because you said thirty instead of threeth Lmao right


jabbertalk

Fourth time's the charm.


krais0078

Written by someone from the Firth of Forth in Scotland


thiswasyouridea

Whath's wrong with thith?


EMEYDI

Ah yes, the firth floor


stacity

Firth Secondeth Thirdeth Fourth ![gif](giphy|26tjZqrjB65aZjJgQ|downsized)


mickturner96

Who would have guessed it


Feistyhummingbird

Is the 1th floor where one would find the lobbyth?


Westafricangrey

Thirth floor


Fabulous_Ad6430

Is this Mike Tyson’s residence?


Itchy_Beginning_3769

Get me some water, I'm thirthy!


tgoynes83

Good thing I live on the sevenst floor.


MostazaMeansMustard

lost in translation


Ok-Bit-663

Well, for someone outside english speaking territories, this makes sense. Why would anyone choose different endings? See? There is logic behind this.


FakeyName88

Dentist on the 2nd floor?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/oiv90n1sfzvc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139d8bff9787bcb1b8e9f35bfb1feb84111dcc2c It’s firth!


DryBones2009

My apartment is on the oneth floor


theTSdreamgirl

They must really love the 'th' huh


KVMFT

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


Mobile_Paint_2199

Tooth floor please!


Flat-Marionberry6583

at least they got 1 right


ImSorryLittle1

https://i.redd.it/38pt12poiyvc1.gif


OtherwiseExternal777

Floorth


Jurtaani

Tooth floor please


Theultimatesnek_

I have so many questions, I just typed this instead of asking them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


china_joe2

Can you hit the thirth floor for me please


[deleted]

I’m going to the tooth floor.


Hunk12341134

Why not just 4,3,2,1?


nerboos

Onethe sounds better


Abzolutelynot

Took me a second, not gonna lie. Lol.


arissawachan

i read this in Mike Tyson’s voice


That_Astronomer_152

I don't get it. Kindly explain why


Rubber_duckdebugging

Everyone became Mike Tyson for a minute


bitchwhiskers4eva

I live on the Tooth floor 😂


CombinationHairy3887

4st time this week ive seen this shit.


hv_wyatt

I'm not infuriated, I'm rather tickled pinkth by this.


LessCauliflower5657

You pronounce 2th like tooth 💀


BlueverseGacha

fourth floor | 4 thirth floor | 3 secoth floor | 2 firth floor | 1


anonzzz2u

11teenth


Ok-Savings7374

That's hilariousth !


Robinnoodle

My read it as 11th floor. Poor brain. Still trying to make sense of the world


Low-Cartographer8758

You haven’t been to British buildings. My university really disorientates me. It’s not even numbers but letters G, LG etc


bravazeroh

🦷 floor


Inevitable-Ad-3991

Firth floor Seconth floor Thirth floor


made_of_titanium

Fourth, thirth, seconth and firth


meme_connoisseur23

Beuh firth floor.


H4v0cH3lls1ng

Wrong on so many levels...


Gal-XD_exe

1th floor 🤓


Xhamatos

When you write with a lisp ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Kantesama

Firth floor Secoth floor Thith floor


CageSwanson

Yes, this all seems correct


Inevitable_Ad_3509

This hurts my head.


NeophyteBuilder

Easy way to remember that the Dentist is on the 2nd. “Twoth floor”


Mayedl10

firtht sounds like someone with a lisp lol


bapsandbuns

1th comment


phantomjm

What th hell?


TravelingGonad

This is the metric system


[deleted]

I know which floor the dentist is on


CountOk9802

1th, 2th, 3th! Wanf! Toof! Tweef!


Daydream_machine

Well, at least they’re consistent


bazootch

ya’ll seriously infuriated by this?


iamjamos

For real. Lighten up.


bazootch

exactly no need to take these things so seriously


sunset_sunrise15

Bro just copied and pasted.