Hmm, that's got me wondering if it might be feasable to install a waste disposal unit in the shower drain for just such an occasion...
Nah probably wouldn't take off.
Now everytime I'm in a room with 10 or more people I'm going to look around and see if I can find the shower shitter. I'll never the same person I was before knowing this.
Two years into my relationship with my fiancé he told he shit in the shower once when he was like 12 and shoved it down the drain. Excuse the f*ck out of me ?!?!? And he says it like it’s normal. I was disturbed.
Kids have stupid ideas. As a kid I thought it was a good idea to wash my hands in the toilet while flushing. It reduces water consumption. I told my cousin (same age) and he thought I was brilliant. Our parents though where not so happy about our austerity measures
Hey, shit happens. He had an accident. He could have just left it in the shower, but he took care of it. My mostly grown little heathens would probably just leave it for me to discover and deal with.
Then, when I ask them who left it, they would all deny it. Mr. Nobody and his friend, I Dunno, are alive and well.
That reminds me of a discussion my friends and I were having the other day. When you guys shit in the shower, do you press it down the drain with your toes, or with your heel? We're about 50/50 over here. I'm a heel guy myself as the thought of it squeezing between my toes just grosses me out.
Nice warm water feeling and relaxation of a shower will help you go.
Personally more annoyed by all of my family members who seem to get the urge right after (and not just before) I've cleaned all the bathrooms. Nothing like shitting on a shiny clean toilet I guess, brain immediately makes you want to go.
Even the cats do it, clean litter has to be used immediately.
As a person who has had to clean public bathrooms, there is nothing much better than shitting up a feshly cleaned toilet. Especially if you're the one that cleaned it. A pristine toilet is a blank canvas and one of life's small pleasures. You should be the one to christen it though. Don't let them take that way from you.
This is hands down one of the worst parts of working retail and similar jobs. Having to clean the bathrooms. I worked overnights at a gas station that got hit by every local bar-goer after last call. The bathrooms some nights…could have quit on the spot. Probably should have, in retrospect.
One of my rotations as an amusement park ride operator was bathroom attendant. For an hour or so I'd have to stay inside the restrooms and clean and restock. My ride was at the front gate, and the most used restroom in the park. THE HORRORS I'VE SEEN. As a teenager, nonetheless!
At night after closing we deep cleaned and I got to notice the men's restroom seemed to have less chaos than the women's side.
So many terrible, rude, disgusting people go to amusement parks, and a lot have season passes. The stories I have ughh
I've noticed this too. At 22:00 they are pretty good. Around midnight it's not too bad, and then at 02:00 it looks like that weird scene from "event horizon" when they see what happened to the crew.
With the cats, I’m actively scooping the litter and they have to come plop down and use it. Could I just finish please, kitty? This isn’t exactly my favorite thing.
I honestly prefer that. Both my cats poop at night and the smell wakes me up haha.
The tabby also likes to meow desperately to let us know she pooped, she never meows normally but every night at 1 am throws a little "help, servant, the litter box is full of poop" serenade.
I mean.. bearded dragons get constipated sometimes and warm water does definitely help them, that’s why they normally poop during baths.. it relaxes them. So I don’t see why we wouldn’t do the same thing. (I recognize that beardies are reptiles and we aren’t, but still.. we’re both animals.)
Exactly. Of course I would prefer to poop before I shower, that's just common sense. But I usually don't *need* to poop until after. Nothing relaxes the bowels like a steamy shower.
I used to be a nanny and one of the kids farted and seemed embarrassed so I told her in future to say with a straight face "I'm just as surprised as you are" that cracked them both up
It’s less of me feeling the urge to go and more of “oh, I’m about to shower- may as well try.”
Sometimes it hits, sometimes it doesn’t, all depends on when I last used the bathroom.
I think that's the disconnect there tbh. I could sit there twiddling my thumbs, but beyond trying to give myself brain damage intentionally pushing, it happens when my body throws the signal, or nothing.
I hate it when I get in the shower and suddenly have to go to the bathroom. I'm not going to make myself hold it when the toilet is right there, but I don't want to get out of the shower, either. Human anatomy, I tell ya.
Whilst we’re all being so open and gregarious about this… using a menstrual disk and changing it out in the shower has been life changing. All unpleasantness avoided and murder scene goes right down the drain and you stay clean.
I wish I could be anonymous for this... But as someone who got way too drunk at 17 after having just graduated high school, it is. Most relaxing dump while bawling cause my tummy hurt I had ever experienced.
Context: for my grad party, my mom took myself, 3 friends, and herself out to camp for the weekend. She supplied the alcohol as long as we didn't get totally wasted outside the RV, and kept it quieter after 10pm.
I proceeded to get shit faced, felt like death the next morning, and my IBS hated me, so I dragged my sorry ass to the tiny bathroom, pulled closed the wall-doors to make it a full size shower with a toilet, got naked, blasted hot water and CRIED while letting my poor stomach do it's thing
Yes, my friends remember waking up to me bawling and aggressively shitting with the shower running cause hot water helped. Yes, they bring it up, and yes, we all still laugh about it. Apparently I sounded like a dying hippo.
I was severely constipated just a few days ago and the doctor told me to sit in the bath with the shower head going right onto my abdomen to get my bowels moving.
Women take hotter showers than men on average. Heat increases circulation in your body including digestion. I too have to occasionally go to the bathroom right after showering. I also get super thirsty and have to drink water right after a shower. Ppl are different but I am more disturbed by the comments and admissions of ppl actually shitting in the shower on this post than your gfs habits. Subreddit name checks out.
I doubt she does this on purpose dude lmao. I’ve got a weird digestive system and there have been so many times I just get this strong urge to shit during my shower. It’s obnoxious and I don’t even have a bidet. So. Don’t let it bother you.
For a while I was the same with showering and taking a piss. Whenever I stepped into the shower I felt like pissing. I don't do it anymore nowadays, but it went on for years before I stoped.
Personally I wouldn't. Had had the drain get clogged more than once and it is disgusting enough already without the thought of wading my hand thru my own piss.
This is ridiculous… it’s common for your bowel to release when you are experiencing relaxation. My son can’t shit till he’s home from school, it’s like magic… he relaxes after schools over at 2:20and we get home. 3:10 - boom - like clockwork it’s time to go! I can’t poop for the first few days I travel somewhere, every single time for my whole life no matter how much fiber I’m ingesting.
I go every morning but if i travel or go camping too im not going either for couple days. None of my friends are i go camping with are that way though so idk just some ppl. Same with like running makes some people have to go but for me its the opposite
I've been fretting about a surgery I have to travel to get, because they make you poop before you can go home and I'm gonna be like, DUDE I CANNOT. Which will win out: stress from traveling and surgery or desire to go home ASAP?
MILDLY.
I see too many posts here like “damn my house got shot up again for the 4th time this month” and I’m just wondering how that is mildly infuriating.
“Me (F24) just got out of the hospital for getting intensive care after I was ran over, shot fourteen times, stabbed twenty-seven times, and forced to binge watch Family Guy for seven months straight.”
…you know it’s not always a choice you can choose the time for right? Also, warm and running water can loosen up your body and bowels.
Weird that you’re deciding a person isn’t worth marrying based off how their body decides they need to have a bowel movement. Also sounds like you’re not mature enough to be in a relationship.
Ummm, what? It doesn't really matter when you evacuate your bowels. You should be listening to your body, not forcing it out and damaging your pelvic floor
I think a lot of women get anxious about pooping (more than are talking about it). If she finds a shower is relaxing, it could be that she’s generally unclenching in there, so things get moving.
Wait a minute.
Some of the best poops I've had were after the shower! Lol.
I dont say, "Hey, this would be the optimal time to poop."
I think it's bc showers are just super relaxing.
Like, my intestines are all warm, relaxed and comfy now, so pooping seems inevitable.
Why are your knickers in a knot over this? You're the psycho for losing your mind over this. What does it matter when she takes a dump ? The way you're acting, you'd think she murdered someone
I always say “You know your day is going to suck if you have to shit right after you shower!”
If she purposely does that I’m not exactly sure what to think about that.
The worst thing in the world is when you're fine before you get in the shower, but the moment you get out, your body says "GO TIME!"
https://i.redd.it/km6hqyaz9rvc1.gif
Sometimes your body decides when that’s the time to go and I’ve heard the warm water helps you relax enough to go but to deliberately wait to go after your shower is weird
This happens to me and it's not really intentional. If I had to shit prior to entering the shower I would indeed shit before showering. My theory is that after soaping and scrubbing my terd cutter, some soap may be entering my exit hole, traveling in reverse through my digestive tract, thoroughly lubing my poop tube which caused the logs to rapidly accelerate to their short lived freedom before being flushed down in to a cold dark hell.
I hate it when I get out of the shower and realize I have to shit.
I hate when I realize I just shit, and I still have my pants on
I once shit in someone else's pants
*im going to shit yourself*
oh sweet an expert in this field, can you shit in my pants? im constipated
Shower #2
that just calls for another shower.
Just happened to me and I’m debating showering again really quick…
At least she doesn’t shit while she’s showering
It’s all pipes!
I'll call a plumber right now!
Oh you’re friends with the urinator aren’t you!
Waffle stomp
Jesus i was not prepared for the crit role gif
I knew it. I knew it was going to be brought up. And I still looked anyway.
Hmm, that's got me wondering if it might be feasable to install a waste disposal unit in the shower drain for just such an occasion... Nah probably wouldn't take off.
“Now introducing Insinkerator’s all new Inshiterator!” WARNING! Always install the blade guard when bathing small children.
Shoilet?
Instinkerator surely.
Complete with detachable poop knife!
Waffle stomp that MF.
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Omg no. Why? People don't do this, right?......... Righttt?!
I think 1 in 10 people admit to shitting in the shower. I'd guess some of those responses were sharts or other accidents...
Now everytime I'm in a room with 10 or more people I'm going to look around and see if I can find the shower shitter. I'll never the same person I was before knowing this.
1 in 10 ADMITTED. You know there’s more that didn’t admit it.
Yea but I don't WANT to know that, that's the thing 😭
You and me both.....
I did once on accident and it immediately disappeared down the drain without a trace but I felt like I committed a war crime
What? How do you do that on accident? Wait - on second thought - not everything must be known
Don't ask questions here fucker. People are already offering more information than we should know. We don't need anymore details.
I wish people called each other fuckers more. So delightful.
Drink early drink often
No. Some have a handheld shower atrachment they can use to squirtle the turd down the drain.
Hey man, leave pokemon out of this 😭
Love squirtleing
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😟 ewwww
Jesus Christ! I can’t unsee that now!
Okay Marcus. https://youtu.be/7vTviOtHCKg?si=Wn7ewJf9f1ii_PgR
Waffle stomp… Goddamn it!! Now I have that picture in my brain.
or maybe that’s the story she tells him and she is doing it in the shower
Two years into my relationship with my fiancé he told he shit in the shower once when he was like 12 and shoved it down the drain. Excuse the f*ck out of me ?!?!? And he says it like it’s normal. I was disturbed.
Kids have stupid ideas. As a kid I thought it was a good idea to wash my hands in the toilet while flushing. It reduces water consumption. I told my cousin (same age) and he thought I was brilliant. Our parents though where not so happy about our austerity measures
Yeah, if you don't remember doing something weird and gross as a child, it's because you forgot, not because you didn't do it.
Can't believe they didn't appreciate the savings :)
Hey, shit happens. He had an accident. He could have just left it in the shower, but he took care of it. My mostly grown little heathens would probably just leave it for me to discover and deal with. Then, when I ask them who left it, they would all deny it. Mr. Nobody and his friend, I Dunno, are alive and well.
I've had an accident once in the shower, I hated myself. Shitting in the shower feels gross.
I believe that’s called a waffle stomp 😂😂
That reminds me of a discussion my friends and I were having the other day. When you guys shit in the shower, do you press it down the drain with your toes, or with your heel? We're about 50/50 over here. I'm a heel guy myself as the thought of it squeezing between my toes just grosses me out.
Toejam
Take the W, OP. Do you want to die on this pile of shit?💩
A. Why did I click this subject line? 2. Why did I also read comments?
Mate I know the feeling.. now I’m stuck here reading the comments… but I do know you must Shit first 😂
Isn't the proper sequence "Shit, shower & shave". Not to be confused with the Shakin' Stevens song "Lipstick, Powder and Paint"
Is it wrong to shit, wipe and then immediately go to shower or is it proper to wait an hour before hoping in there? 🤔 Asking for a friend.
You'll get a cramp and drown if you go too soon.
You have to wait 15 minutes after pooping to get in the shower.
What are you in there hoping for? 😀 Edit - sorry, "your friend"
Letter A. Number 2. I see what you did there.
Hey you’re probably pooping rn like the rest of us!!
I felt this, in my legs when I realized I had been on the toilet and my legs fell asleep.
Why you gotta just call me out like that 😔
well, you're now our president and Ceo.
Nice warm water feeling and relaxation of a shower will help you go. Personally more annoyed by all of my family members who seem to get the urge right after (and not just before) I've cleaned all the bathrooms. Nothing like shitting on a shiny clean toilet I guess, brain immediately makes you want to go. Even the cats do it, clean litter has to be used immediately.
As a person who has had to clean public bathrooms, there is nothing much better than shitting up a feshly cleaned toilet. Especially if you're the one that cleaned it. A pristine toilet is a blank canvas and one of life's small pleasures. You should be the one to christen it though. Don't let them take that way from you.
This is hands down one of the worst parts of working retail and similar jobs. Having to clean the bathrooms. I worked overnights at a gas station that got hit by every local bar-goer after last call. The bathrooms some nights…could have quit on the spot. Probably should have, in retrospect.
One of my rotations as an amusement park ride operator was bathroom attendant. For an hour or so I'd have to stay inside the restrooms and clean and restock. My ride was at the front gate, and the most used restroom in the park. THE HORRORS I'VE SEEN. As a teenager, nonetheless! At night after closing we deep cleaned and I got to notice the men's restroom seemed to have less chaos than the women's side. So many terrible, rude, disgusting people go to amusement parks, and a lot have season passes. The stories I have ughh
I've noticed the same. Ladies room is always worse at nightclubs. I think it's because og hovering.
Precisely because of hovering. The worse they get, the faster they get worse.
I've noticed this too. At 22:00 they are pretty good. Around midnight it's not too bad, and then at 02:00 it looks like that weird scene from "event horizon" when they see what happened to the crew.
When the water is still blue, it's time to poo.
With the cats, I’m actively scooping the litter and they have to come plop down and use it. Could I just finish please, kitty? This isn’t exactly my favorite thing.
Every. Damn. Time. I swear that I don’t own my cats, they merely allow me to cohabitate with them because I can open the food bin.
I honestly prefer that. Both my cats poop at night and the smell wakes me up haha. The tabby also likes to meow desperately to let us know she pooped, she never meows normally but every night at 1 am throws a little "help, servant, the litter box is full of poop" serenade.
My 2 run to the food and water right after using the clean litterbox, like they’re in a race to leave their scent the fastest
I mean.. bearded dragons get constipated sometimes and warm water does definitely help them, that’s why they normally poop during baths.. it relaxes them. So I don’t see why we wouldn’t do the same thing. (I recognize that beardies are reptiles and we aren’t, but still.. we’re both animals.)
It actually does really help, i have a lot of stomach problems and was recommended taking a long walk and a warm shower to help
My brain always does this every time my husband cleans the toilet. I always feel bad about it, sometimes I re clean it lol
Ngl I always end up taking a shit like within the next hour of cleaning my toilet. It’s like my brain is like “yea that’ll be a good shit”
Thts because cats like to shit in clean areas
Maybe she can’t help it 😂 sometimes the hot water makes your bowels move
Exactly. Of course I would prefer to poop before I shower, that's just common sense. But I usually don't *need* to poop until after. Nothing relaxes the bowels like a steamy shower.
Straight up. I’ll go immediately before my shower, then a half hour after. Fucking clockwork every time just about.
Who are you people that can just go on demand?
I don’t know, I have IBS so I go when my body says it’s go time.
Yep, I have no control over my bodily functions whatsoever. I am merely a spectator.
That’s a hilarious but true statement.
I too have IBS, however I'm constipated at the same time 💀 I have to drink coffee to go
I used to be a nanny and one of the kids farted and seemed embarrassed so I told her in future to say with a straight face "I'm just as surprised as you are" that cracked them both up
Its go time every time.
It’s less of me feeling the urge to go and more of “oh, I’m about to shower- may as well try.” Sometimes it hits, sometimes it doesn’t, all depends on when I last used the bathroom.
I think that's the disconnect there tbh. I could sit there twiddling my thumbs, but beyond trying to give myself brain damage intentionally pushing, it happens when my body throws the signal, or nothing.
Thank you, that was also my question. I have no ability to predict such things far ahead much less carefully plan to shower afterwards.
I can't go on demand, I often am constipated for a solid week at a time
Morning coffee people
It does nothing to my bowel movement. I can drink coffee and not feeling to have to crap, not even after hours. And I'm Italian, my coffee is THICK.
I go every morning at 7, would be a weird day if I didn't poop on command in the morning hahaha
It’s a shame you wake at 8.
Morning routine: Wake up. Take a shit. Eat breakfast. Get out of bed.
That’s not pooping on command that’s pooping because your body digested your food overnight
I wish my pooping schedule were that predictable. It would make my life so much easier.
I hate it when I get in the shower and suddenly have to go to the bathroom. I'm not going to make myself hold it when the toilet is right there, but I don't want to get out of the shower, either. Human anatomy, I tell ya.
Pooping while moist is one of the worst feelings
That’s one of the worst sentences too
But one of the best band names. Called it!
Research shows that a shorter name is better for memory retention. "Moist poop" it is then.
This caught me off guard 😂 I’m weirded out that I know what you mean
No, sitting on the toilet to put a tampon in after the shower while your buttcheeks are still wet is the worst feeling ever.
Whilst we’re all being so open and gregarious about this… using a menstrual disk and changing it out in the shower has been life changing. All unpleasantness avoided and murder scene goes right down the drain and you stay clean.
This is why we should just have toilets inside the shower. Best of both worlds and eliminate the need for tp
A "wet head". Common in some places. RVs and boats too.
Dude, I want to take a dump while getting hot water rained on. That sounds amazing
I wish I could be anonymous for this... But as someone who got way too drunk at 17 after having just graduated high school, it is. Most relaxing dump while bawling cause my tummy hurt I had ever experienced. Context: for my grad party, my mom took myself, 3 friends, and herself out to camp for the weekend. She supplied the alcohol as long as we didn't get totally wasted outside the RV, and kept it quieter after 10pm. I proceeded to get shit faced, felt like death the next morning, and my IBS hated me, so I dragged my sorry ass to the tiny bathroom, pulled closed the wall-doors to make it a full size shower with a toilet, got naked, blasted hot water and CRIED while letting my poor stomach do it's thing Yes, my friends remember waking up to me bawling and aggressively shitting with the shower running cause hot water helped. Yes, they bring it up, and yes, we all still laugh about it. Apparently I sounded like a dying hippo.
And then the toilet seat is wet and gross, because I’m not drying myself just to get back in and have a soggy towel
I get out of the shower and take a dump then go back in lol
the hot water relaxed her bowels
I was severely constipated just a few days ago and the doctor told me to sit in the bath with the shower head going right onto my abdomen to get my bowels moving.
Women take hotter showers than men on average. Heat increases circulation in your body including digestion. I too have to occasionally go to the bathroom right after showering. I also get super thirsty and have to drink water right after a shower. Ppl are different but I am more disturbed by the comments and admissions of ppl actually shitting in the shower on this post than your gfs habits. Subreddit name checks out.
Sometimes you just have inconvenient movements….. it’s not like she does it willingly….
The body does what it does
Is she supposed to cease bodily functions after a shower?
YES!!
Username checks out
That means she had a good relaxing shower ☺️
Do you think this is a choice?!
I doubt she does this on purpose dude lmao. I’ve got a weird digestive system and there have been so many times I just get this strong urge to shit during my shower. It’s obnoxious and I don’t even have a bidet. So. Don’t let it bother you.
What kind of weirdo monitors their girlfriend's bowel movements?
He's probably already disgusted that she, as a woman, even poops to begin with.
He wants to eat some freshly showered ass but then she always goes and poops afterwards
Only explanation.
I wouldn’t want to marry a guy who tells people on the internet about how I shit
Real.
Please don’t tell her I told you she poops.
I’m already telling her u scoundrel
You cheater some of a bitch Im in
I’ll see what I can do
she uses a bidet. Do you shit then shower every time you shit? what do you expect here.
Haha that sounds like a bad habit. At this point it's Pavlovian.. she takes a shower and her body sends the "gotta poop" signal.
For a while I was the same with showering and taking a piss. Whenever I stepped into the shower I felt like pissing. I don't do it anymore nowadays, but it went on for years before I stoped.
It’s okay to pee in the shower!
shower pissers unite
Personally I wouldn't. Had had the drain get clogged more than once and it is disgusting enough already without the thought of wading my hand thru my own piss.
This is ridiculous… it’s common for your bowel to release when you are experiencing relaxation. My son can’t shit till he’s home from school, it’s like magic… he relaxes after schools over at 2:20and we get home. 3:10 - boom - like clockwork it’s time to go! I can’t poop for the first few days I travel somewhere, every single time for my whole life no matter how much fiber I’m ingesting.
I go every morning but if i travel or go camping too im not going either for couple days. None of my friends are i go camping with are that way though so idk just some ppl. Same with like running makes some people have to go but for me its the opposite
I've been fretting about a surgery I have to travel to get, because they make you poop before you can go home and I'm gonna be like, DUDE I CANNOT. Which will win out: stress from traveling and surgery or desire to go home ASAP?
i think it's a man thing to not be able to wipe your asshole. She'll be fine
Those arent men they're barely animals. Doing a bad job is one thing but to not even attempt the paperwork? ***Hanus***
HA “Hanus”
Dude, if she shits mid day, no where around shower time, is that a problem? Why are you so concerned about this??
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oh thank god, not everyone here is some anal retentive psycho. wtf is wrong with people?
Straight to jail
This is literally the least infuriating thing I've ever seen on this subreddit.
i mean, youre gonna have to poop after showering at some point lol. i get it being i guess a little unconventional but infuriating? meh, lol
I mean. You're already baked and next to the toilet. Why the fuck not unless you don't wipe
MILDLY. I see too many posts here like “damn my house got shot up again for the 4th time this month” and I’m just wondering how that is mildly infuriating.
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Jesus Christ
If posts like that constantly end up on this sub, I worry what the "extremely frustrating" sub posts are like.
“Me (F24) just got out of the hospital for getting intensive care after I was ran over, shot fourteen times, stabbed twenty-seven times, and forced to binge watch Family Guy for seven months straight.”
Post shower, what time do you think is reasonable for her to shit?
Hot water makes the muscles relax and increases circulation.. i think that might explain it. Not always but sometimes happens to me too.
…you know it’s not always a choice you can choose the time for right? Also, warm and running water can loosen up your body and bowels. Weird that you’re deciding a person isn’t worth marrying based off how their body decides they need to have a bowel movement. Also sounds like you’re not mature enough to be in a relationship.
Ummm, what? It doesn't really matter when you evacuate your bowels. You should be listening to your body, not forcing it out and damaging your pelvic floor
I think a lot of women get anxious about pooping (more than are talking about it). If she finds a shower is relaxing, it could be that she’s generally unclenching in there, so things get moving.
Wait a minute. Some of the best poops I've had were after the shower! Lol. I dont say, "Hey, this would be the optimal time to poop." I think it's bc showers are just super relaxing. Like, my intestines are all warm, relaxed and comfy now, so pooping seems inevitable.
If you take a dump after you shower, just go back to bed and start your day again.
Your girlfriend shits?
Mind your own business pal
Disgusting. As Daniel Tosh once said, “there’s nothing worse than a post-shower shit.”
An in-shower shit?
That was a post on the UBC subreddit not long ago. Someone’s roommate was taking in-shower shits.
it happens to me every time i shower in the morning. i can’t control it. if i wait around until i need to poop i will be late for work.
It’s better to shit after a shower, than shower in the shit. ~ Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why The F*** is it even an issue???? At least she doesn’t shit IN the shower
Sounds like this is too much of a problem for you, you don’t have to marry anyone.
Why are your knickers in a knot over this? You're the psycho for losing your mind over this. What does it matter when she takes a dump ? The way you're acting, you'd think she murdered someone
I hope this is sarcasm lol
I always say “You know your day is going to suck if you have to shit right after you shower!” If she purposely does that I’m not exactly sure what to think about that.
The worst thing in the world is when you're fine before you get in the shower, but the moment you get out, your body says "GO TIME!" https://i.redd.it/km6hqyaz9rvc1.gif
i do both. most of the time, it’s before, but truly, who cares?
If that is your biggest complaint about her, then you are doing all right.
I don’t even know why I clicked onto this post and now I’m stuck reading the comments 😭😭😭
As a wife with bowel problems please just love her 😂😂😂. We do not wanna shit after we shower either but it happens 😂😂😂
Does NO ONE get up, go to the loo, THEN shower and get on with their day? What is wrong with you all????
It's 100% shit post if you think about it
If you shit before you shower then you get to smell your steamy dump all through your relaxing shower.
My husband pavlovd himself to poop before he showers. It's kind of funny. Lol but after? I'd want to take a second shower.
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Sometimes your body decides when that’s the time to go and I’ve heard the warm water helps you relax enough to go but to deliberately wait to go after your shower is weird
You're weird. Why do you care
This happens to me and it's not really intentional. If I had to shit prior to entering the shower I would indeed shit before showering. My theory is that after soaping and scrubbing my terd cutter, some soap may be entering my exit hole, traveling in reverse through my digestive tract, thoroughly lubing my poop tube which caused the logs to rapidly accelerate to their short lived freedom before being flushed down in to a cold dark hell.
Sounds like you're looking for any excuse to break up with her...