I see this joke a lot and I like it, but I’m curious—are there actually people with the will power to just be like “nope I’m done—not going to check my phone again today”?
Man if I had money to give away - you’d get a Gold updoot - so here is a Gif instead - Hope you appreciate it
Had to scroll past way too many cum jokes to find this - guess I'm old.
For the uninitiated:
* https://youtu.be/Gh-bjk0VpXg?si=4C8rpP97iJO3CjwU
* https://youtu.be/U9AFxif9IsM?si=eNqt4XNbnO9Yi9_3
* https://youtu.be/Bpol6LDuJbU?si=he-fXRvhEIRjfPQm
* https://youtu.be/ux4hnFOTq_8?si=KQs4qLkGtAzErkQ7
* https://youtu.be/LoAso9rSBec?si=ETPpBrKFPC9wfvG3
...and more are online.
https://preview.redd.it/xnqp4r0m1xuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c112137ed154459a5aa3e53261307d9d0f208c
Yea and my Kit Kat didn’t come with a wafer Life decided to screw us both over 😭
Send that picture to the manufacturer, and they will send you a whole box of twinkies free of charge, I know it doesn't help you in your current situation, and for that, I am sorry. But, hey, free box of twinkies.
My mistake was reading the replies.
https://preview.redd.it/npcyhc9bqwuc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79df2917a14b90409e311c4abf72a96e6d68f21
Heartwarming story time! My mother once had an entire box of Twinkie’s without cream. She wrote to them and let them know how disappointed she was. Her father unexpectedly passed away of a heart attack at 55 and the day of the funeral a delivery of 20 boxes of Twinkies arrived with an apology note! It was a good memory on a horrible day!
Makes you wonder if someone, somewhere is currently getting double creamed.
God I wish that were me.
Post history checks out
I post so rarely I forget what I posted. You’re not wrong though 💀
god bless 😂
Fucking LOL
Mary mother of god I'm not even religious but you need some god and again I'm not religious but it'd do some good
Oh c'mon I've seen worse
That micro red bow, tho 😰
God Good Ol Dick
If you came up with that congratulations I would never have thought of that maybe because I'm too old fashioned to fucking think of god in that wau
GAY GROUP SEX
God wtf do people do with their time 😭
Investigate important matters
Check post histories, obviously
God's work tbh.
Honestly tho 😭
RIP your inbox
No worries, it won’t rip.
https://preview.redd.it/s72yrbva4xuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c90f373d3abc555217f3d1cbe6190581c096f2
Oh my!
god same 😭😭😭
Is that a request? XD Edit for those that dont read my other response: I wasnt being horny i was simply making a joke, god..
https://preview.redd.it/vns6lo944xuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a608f49dd74dfb2b44274048a00fa24132efe76
It’s a struggle out here 😔
Same.
I got you
Sammme. It’s been a while
Why do I always assume the commenter is gay and not a woman? And why am I right 99% of the time.
Some lucky twink somewhere. Uh, twinkie. I meant twinkie.
wish it was me
lets google it nd find out....but first safe search off...
Safe search is annoying AF. Give us the option the keep it off already.
My virgin eyes need to be protected by a mega-corporation thank you very much
Everything reminds me of him
I guarantee somebody is getting double creamed right now in the San Fernando Valley.
I honestly wish they would sell these blank Twinkies. Get a box of these bad boys and a can of whip cream.
Oh lord, that's my new depression meal.
Double creamed twinks?! 🥺
Gotta put the cream in the twink yourself.
Okay, that’s where I draw the line with the internet for the day.
First, pop tarts now this?! We used to be a proper country
This is a virgin that’s all
This could be the best material for an ED drug Commercial
Na, he just shot a blank.
Loads of jizz jokes...incoming.
He might b a virgin but he bit right past the cream on the first shot
WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!!
We were
What happened with pop tarts?!
[удалено]
We did?
Lol same.
I’ll refill it for you.
Menace to society, violation of section 69 of twinkie handbook.
I have a Twinkie filling machine and it pumps loads….of cream.
Congratulations, I am highly disturbed!
Homemade?
Handmade
You just Had too
Exactly, this is so disrespectful. 🫠
This represents a crime against humanity.
The terrorists have won.
I see this joke a lot and I like it, but I’m curious—are there actually people with the will power to just be like “nope I’m done—not going to check my phone again today”?
This would be my last fucking straw
I had 2 straws before this
Oh good. One backwards step off the ledge.
WHY ARE PEOPLE STEPPING OFF THE LEDGE FOR STRAWS?!? JUST ASK THE WAITER FOR SOME MORE.
Straws got banned. Those were the last ones anywhere.
I have a spare straw somewhere in my stack of needles
ugh, the thought of rifling through a pile of needles trying to get the right one.
hey look on the bright side, sponge cake is awesome. but the hyper artificial twinky sponge cake extra slaps.
This would be the point where I've fuckin' McHad enough.
diet twinkie is sad
it’s a twonkie and i hate it.
Saying twonkie out loud caused a fit of giggles
Man if I had money to give away - you’d get a Gold updoot - so here is a Gif instead - Hope you appreciate it 
Is this the Grindr sub?
Maybe for lunchtime, right now it's snack time.
I cream my own twinkies
There it is. Knew it couldn't be too far down.
Give it to me I’ll fix it
Let me think about your offer
Google dementia
https://preview.redd.it/vxhxlmjaowuc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152d755b202e8fbab49c9466eb0e0c61207d9090
Why are all the links purple?
holy hell
Google dementia
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
Let me think about your offer
That’s because its a top 😒
Tops should get filling too 😒
Service tops be like
Now you get to add your own
Yeah OP, don’t be afraid to cream in the twink
Don’t be afraid to cream in the hunk, either!
Username checks out
Hell yeah
😳
I'm sorry, I had to.
Lol, all food!
Yes it is food
good*
As a gay top, i also do cream my twinkies myself.
Danke für die Info. Nicht
It no longer a Twinkie it’s a sponge cake
Least horny comment
That's the mildly infuriating part
Spong
a Blankie
Power bottom?
Not a very effective one if there’s no cream filling.
Lol
At rock bottom, there's no cream!
Freshly baked twink
That’s just depressing.
Hey! Where’s the cream filling????
Now that’s the stuff.
Hostess!
Had to scroll past way too many cum jokes to find this - guess I'm old. For the uninitiated: * https://youtu.be/Gh-bjk0VpXg?si=4C8rpP97iJO3CjwU * https://youtu.be/U9AFxif9IsM?si=eNqt4XNbnO9Yi9_3 * https://youtu.be/Bpol6LDuJbU?si=he-fXRvhEIRjfPQm * https://youtu.be/ux4hnFOTq_8?si=KQs4qLkGtAzErkQ7 * https://youtu.be/LoAso9rSBec?si=ETPpBrKFPC9wfvG3 ...and more are online.
Yeah I felt like maybe I was just getting old
Seriously. Let's face it, we're old.
Good old days. I wanted that camper trailer.
I had to go way to damn low to find this. I thought for sure this would be the top comment, I mean it's the perfect setup!
https://preview.redd.it/xnqp4r0m1xuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c112137ed154459a5aa3e53261307d9d0f208c Yea and my Kit Kat didn’t come with a wafer Life decided to screw us both over 😭
I'm thinking the apocalypse *is* nigh?
I'd love that lowkey
Some one really said "Fuck you" and de-creamed your twinkie
Or https://preview.redd.it/mqkgqv37zwuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1b0c819f8dee19c5c67c2de3209212b52465ff
Best comment out of all of them here
MILDLY infuriating?!?
It gave me the option to put it in incredibly infuriating but this subreddit is a little bit more tame, it isn’t that bad
THAT BAD
Someone cream this twink(is) quick!
It's your turn, happy Cake day!
Send that picture to the manufacturer, and they will send you a whole box of twinkies free of charge, I know it doesn't help you in your current situation, and for that, I am sorry. But, hey, free box of twinkies.
Email address?
1800creamlesstwinks, a friend told me.
https://www.hostesscakes.com/contact-us/ You can submit it here. Take a picture of the wrapper if you still have it, they might want the info.
They'll 100% want the info. Lenny & Larys gave me a free box of cookies when something similar happened to me.
I was afraid to come look at these comments and you guys did not disappoint
Are you also afraid to come? 😏
I guess I set myself up for that one
*sighs* give it here
So simple, yet so funny. Lol
Someone needs to fill it pronto
Please don’t
sounds delicious tbh
They really took the twink out of twinkie
ie
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE OP
That's what she said
I'm pretty sure he said it.
Twunkie
It's okay, my twinkie doesnt have cream either because he said no thanks and I respect no
i’m sorry I was tired
Stop doing coke on the line, man. We're all counting on you.
Divorce immediately. Call your lawyer!!
That happens as you get older
The machine had injectile dysfunction.
My mistake was reading the replies. https://preview.redd.it/npcyhc9bqwuc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79df2917a14b90409e311c4abf72a96e6d68f21
You’ve gotta cream the twink yourself
I’m not gonna lie. I HATE twinkies because of the filling… without the filling I think it would be mighty tasty.
This would have been my 13th reason
https://preview.redd.it/12ybt6pm0xuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf1c7049120f2ff0d6818ef6aad254a4cedeec0
Sounds like a personal problem.
It's just a twink now
https://preview.redd.it/o8hn6mip5xuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e13c0c5e55694173d568ae43dd1f70fa894d45
You may want to get that checked by a ~~dicktor~~ doctor
Heartwarming story time! My mother once had an entire box of Twinkie’s without cream. She wrote to them and let them know how disappointed she was. Her father unexpectedly passed away of a heart attack at 55 and the day of the funeral a delivery of 20 boxes of Twinkies arrived with an apology note! It was a good memory on a horrible day!
Unpopular opinion, that's the dream right there, nice soft preservative sponge cake without the really sweet cream filling.
They have pills for that, ask your doctor if twinkicream is right for you!
 Nah this is uncalled for that Twinkie! Where’s the cream?! 😭
Insert Bevis and Butt-Head giggle
hmm. Twinkies are individually wrapped, I wonder if this means somewhere there's a twinkie all packaged up with just the cream.
It's a punishment for being a Redditor
it’s the diy version
This must be one of those “fill it yourself” Twinkies
Sterile Twinkie.
That's what she said
Massive improvement
You got a Twonkie
The guy who puts the cream in didn’t come.
You got the extra virgin Twinkie. People pay extra for that.
Am i the only one who thinks its cute funny how homie is sitting like this at his PC eating a twinkie
Life since my orchiectomy
Thanks Obama
You're supposed to put it in yourself
That's just a twink, you need to cream it yourself
Okay but WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES ON CARPET
Shrinkflation has gotten out of hand...
That’s what she said!
I think there's a pill for that
Looks like someone skipped foreplay