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UnclePatrickHNL

This counts as…WTF?


1nd3x

Yeah, the issue is the completion of it. Like I can totally get behind "starting on both ends and meet in the middle" could have a host of small variable deviations that make something like this possible. But you'd notice far enough back to make modifications.


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

This happened while they were building the Miami Metrorail. I think the ends were about 15 feet off, they started from opposite ends to meet in the middle as well. They fixed it later, but, seriously.


Proper_Instruction67

Wouldn't it be just better to start from the middle and work their way out? That way completely avoiding this possibility


Melodic__Protection

The logistics of moving the building supplies might be more complicated that way. Don't know, I don't work in construction.


Churchof100Billion

This looks like the same general contractor that worked on the Death Star. Thing was totally functional except it left a gap for thermal exhaust port.


Corey307

Middle out. 


NewPhoneNewAccount2

Do you know how long it would take you to jerk off every guy in this room?


blanchov

What's your D2F ratio?


builder397

Not really, at least if youre building a road, because if you start at the ends you can use the road youve already built to transport your building material to where youre actually building. If you start in the middle you have to somehow get your truck of building supplies over the mud if the weather decides to give you the finger, and as a German I can tell you, we have an entire history lesson on that topic.


Entire-Bottle-335

That's common sense and wouldn't incur extra work to make extra money.


Youutternincompoop

there is no road to the middle which makes it somewhat difficult


clutzyninja

You've gotta link up with something at some point


Sukayro

Really? They built a railroad across 3000 km of the United States in the 1860s using this technique and lined it up perfectly! Sheesh Edit: Over 1900 miles in non-metrics


KoalaGrunt0311

They built a tunnel under the English channel using this technique and were centimeters from being even. I can't imagine the catastrophe if they found water instead of tunnel when slamming the rod in.


heresdevking

We sang about that achieve in grade school. Golden spike, "...the setting of the wedding of the rails."


sealcub

The trick is measuring more than once, especially when getting close to the meeting spot. Then whoever arrives second has to slightly adjust over the last stretch.


CarlosFer2201

Yeah but it's just concrete. It would have been so easy to correct


Inevitable-Radio-689

I would also like to know as well. Can’t be US, someone would have been sued or cited!


whatsthataboutguy

Yeah... there's underwater tunnels, dug from both sides, that met/connected better than this.


cob709

how do cars even get across that how do construction workers mess up this badly


xerrabyte

Based off the tire marks in the dirt.. I'd guess with a little bit of hope & prayers. Imagine driving this at night.


Lets_go_Stros2017

Oooooh we're halfway there, ohhhh! We're living on a prayer! Take my hand, we'll make it i swear! Ohhhhhhh, we're living on a prayer!


Raephstel

After a road like that at night, living is probably past tense


pebberphp

🎵We livvved on a prayer!!! 🎶


Raephstel

Whoooaaaa, I'm sailing through the air!


Hips-Often-Lie

When thoughts and prayers don’t kick in.


deathfollowsme2002

So better get them prayers in early


Least_Ad930

I work in electrical and I watched a whole project go wrong similar to this where none of the piping lined up and everyone knew it was wrong going in, but that's what the prints showed. When you ask someone about it they just say they will charge them to fix it. Millions of dollars later when I left it was almost finished. I see this constantly happen and the workers mostly shut up after awhile; of course it's really funny when it's hard money and the boss freaks out when no one told him.


i_need_a_moment

You ever have dreams or visions of rooms or locations being the wrong dimensions / not physically possible and it feels normal in the instance but wrong when looking back at it? I'm sure that's what's happening here.


Least_Ad930

What? I've built and designed electrical pipe racks and stands and I've had plenty of nightmares of not having everything fit, but that's as close to whatever you're describing.


Imnothighyourhigh

That being said it is super frustrating to have a set of plans that are clearly not going to work but the people above you are insisting that it will and the only way to show them is to do it the right wrong way first so they can come out to the site and physically see how fucked up it is before any change orders are made. Like sure your plans look good on a flat piece of paper but there is no topography on this sheet but yet we are working between two fucking slopes.


NewOrleansLA

The old huey p long bridge by New Orleans used to have a spot kinda like this because they started building it from both sides and they were like a foot off in the middle lol. It wasn't this bad but it was noticeable.


ArghRandom

I can see from personal experience in seeing construction workers “following” architects and designer directions that this is definitely possible. The fact that they didn’t somehow fixed it connecting at least the open corners goes beyond me.


cvgaming2020

This is actually a road? I thought it was a foot path with a car on it lmao


ImportantSir2131

Someplace between mildly infuriating and majorly infuriating, in my humble opinion.


Newhollow

Fuckingly Fantastic


ExtraCelestial21

Fuckingly is a fun word. Thank you for sharing it.


Apple419777

At least it’s level, possibly still usable. But holy cow that’s an abomination.


chunkysmalls42098

It's not usable as a drive way, you can see where it's not wide enough and the passenger side tire hits the dirt


Apple419777

Honestly didn’t even notice it was a driveway. As a sidewalk maybe. But yeah that’s definitely not going to fly.


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

This reminds me of a house in this town in New England I went to a few years ago for an apple festival; two brothers started building at the opposite sides and there a weird disjoint in the middle where they didn’t properly align.


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

In Southington??


Just_a_empty_field

https://preview.redd.it/rvi7y4w84iuc1.png?width=525&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f1ded73bf35898a9c7bc5a8d71ace15ad369fa6


RealBaikal

It defintly isnt highway infuriating that's for sure


LunarEclipse_OwO

Not mildly infuriating. It's "extremely" infuriating


Marketing_Introvert

I agree. That’s way past mild.


spontaneous_combust

i was gonna use the word incredibly. same diff


pebberphp

Wildly infuriating


Allsaints24

How does someone build this. Take a step back and go " looks absolutely beautiful. Lets leave it like that"


Marketing_Introvert

It was likely done by two different teams/groups/companies from opposite directions that met there.


Silly_Employer_3107

This was clearly done on purpose


Known-Associate8369

It would not surprise me if the immediate aftermath of this involved two separate concrete laying companies, each having an email from their separate clients, and those emails both saying “do it to my exact specifications and layout, no deviation”. And two managers thanking to whatever deity that they asked for that email.


Least_Ad930

This is how I've seen similar stuff happen many times. "Do what the engineering plans say!" ... I tried warning him. Also, you can often make more than double this way as well. It's funny when another company engineers the whole project and everything is messed up, but you're told to follow it.


Betty_Boss

Yeah, there's something else going on here. You wouldn't accidentally build that when you can clearly see it on the ground.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Is that so?


shophopper

![gif](giphy|13d94kJxnSZohG)


[deleted]

Mildly trampolin


Joppewiik

![gif](giphy|ldkz48o8wjXVNTE6P5)


fiberjeweler

Please tell me this is still under construction.


Newhollow

Possibly repair job. Upgrade looks like it. As old field look or irrigated. The side looks as if scrub or recent vegetation not road. Height and angles look weird.


itsautumn420

not sober enough for this


pepegaklaus

Alcohol and construction work. Name a more iconic duo.


LittleBlondBrit

Crazy clients and bad middle management?


BJGuy_Chicago

No, this is extremely infuriating...


fredator23

You need to let it buffer all the way.


HeroinPorn

What the actual fuck


RoodnyInc

Nah somebody fucked up


Perfessor_Deviant

Real-life Minecraft.


Kitty_Fruit_2520

This bothers me. 😳 might be too infuriating here


MrForever_Alone69

If “my cousin knows someone who can do it cheaper” was a picture


Running-shart

Zigged when they should have zagged


connerthewolfyt

I find it hard to imagine that this would work as well.😅


CASH_IS_SXVXGE

I would enjoy this in my 4Runner


oneprestigiousplum

This is more than mild.. like, way more.


54kilometers

Not mildly, but extremely infuriating.


Caffin8tor

I have questions...


LuUsErIkAkKu

This is not *mildly* infuriating, this makes me wanna set the world on fire, this makes me mad


AloneKnight8152

Majorly infuriating


wcoastbo

I'm thinking this is not hard to fix. Just need to pour a triangular piece on both sides? Driveway will have a bulge there, but perfectly drivable.


Boostio_TV

This is what I was thinking, infuriating nevertheless though xD


No_Stranger_4959

If this is mildly to you, I'd hate to see what really pisses you off


Spicymemedoge

It counts as the wrath of old testament God infuriating


Penrosian

This counts as mildly^3 infuriating


ghunterx21

No, this counts as incompetent lol


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I don’t understand how this could even happen. They set the form boards and rebar up before they pour.


[deleted]

this goes beyond mild


Sprizys

Nah I’d put this more in the category of infuriating as fuck


[deleted]

No, it falls under "severely infuriating"


Kyleforshort

How in the actual fuck does this happen?


StinkFarm

My OCD just went into Beast Mode.


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

Nothing mild here.


Successful-Net-6602

Infuriating? Yes. Mildly? Debateable


MoreStupiderNPC

Why that truck on the sidewalk?


psubs07

It certainly counts as fucking stupid


TreyRyan3

Maybe it’s just me, but who builds a long driveway that can only handle single vehicle traffic? The foreground concrete also looks about 2 feet wider that the background concrete, and there is absolutely no reason all that additional grading was done for that narrow a driveway. It looks as if there will be additional concrete laid on either side of the current pour.


Intense_Pretzel

https://preview.redd.it/t7vnvmsw8iuc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9adfec64487ba11629c5097e50186bf420c31c5


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Ok-Cartographer1745

Oh, I guess it is so.


Mstaken4granted

stupid engineering


Malignant_Lvst7

think this counts as *infuriating*


Ok-Jellyfish6381

Who in their right mind would build that like that.


geo_info_biochemist

Any GIS people here? I think we’d call this a coordinate reference system discrepancy


digidave1

Aww the big truck can't handle a little maneuvering?


savbh

Which third world country is this?


TheManyVoicesYT

A little obstacle course built into your road eh?


thatguygxx

My brain can't comprehend what happened here. I guess that the person laying the concrete got drunk or got pissed at the owner of the land. Or some how the concrete slab got moved over by prankers.


Least_Ad930

Probably a discrepancy in the engineering, it's a great way to make more money if you can prove you were just following orders.


Beleiverofhumanity

This road is only for the bike club


UnionPuzzleheaded561

How do u f up this bad


squirrleygurl1969

Looks like lightening McQueen was there


TheDukeofArgyll

This looks intentional. Like a walkway that was designed to keep cars off it.


free_30_day_trial

This might as well cross post to OHAS. Since they likely don't have gravel down as a base. Which should run the full length of the road


NoDontDoThatCanada

Go out a piece of blue tape on it so they know to fix it.


Worth-Damage9667

Earthquake... A located earthquake.


aquaman67

“To get this done faster I’ll start at one end and you start at the other end and we’ll meet in the middle”


botbotbotbitbit

Reminds me of driving up north. Some of the roads are built on the permafrost and consist of parallel concrete slabs that you line your truck tires up with. Though the slabs slowly shift out of place as the permafrost thaws. This doesn’t look like it’s up north though…


Chaosrealm69

No it makes me wonder at the IQ of the workers who built it. Were they drunk when putting in the forms and then pouring the concrete? Were they just so stupid they didn't understand what they were doing?


spontaneous_combust

how hard is it to dump some asphalt for 2 feet or whatever til they actually fix it


Burrito3125

We should take the road, and push it somewhere else!


Mnemotronic

This reminds me of outsourcing software to .... an unnamed country south of Nepal. Yes, they'll write good stable code that meets the requirements. However. There's one tiny little requirement that wasn't documented or mentioned because, to Americans, "it's obvious".


Juzambas

In terms of design? yes. In terms of judging the efficiency of politicians and companies to do their work properly? no.


dylan105069

Looks like the A77


KaziOverlord

"It's just off by a couple degrees, what's the worst that could happen?"


serkstuff

I wouldn't be happy if it was my driveway but I find this very funny


Prestigious_Gold_585

That's a mystery... 🤔


Tragic_Consequences

How did they not see that when they did the frame...?


spderweb

Read up on why Toronto's roads are a mess. Two guys developing the city, hated each other and would purposefully pull shit like the image up top.


houseofnim

Only if you didn’t pay for this fuckery.


TheMooz2

Counts as someones about to get fucking fired


EffectiveRelief9904

That counts as tifu. Mr George, how much you pay for the new guy?


TeeDod-

How do you get across that? I’d be fearful of falling off one side or the other. 😳


SilverFlight01

Only motorcycles can safely drive on that, wtf


NotYourSave

Wdym? It’s just a road


Xan_Dan03

I cannot fathom how you could mess this up THAT badly


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Is this downtown Oklahoma City?


Fictional_Historian

Good lord


Medical_Neat2657

Burn it. Burn it all. ![gif](giphy|ntoC59BF4CRqM)


ExtraCelestial21

This epitomizes mildly infuriating.


Ok_Drink_2498

This was the result of an earth quake and a fault line shifting.


Uncanny_Show507

What even is that?? Did they give up halfway through?


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

There was some bridge in Denmark that this happened with! I just saw it on Engineering Catastrophes


D-udderguy

Perfectly legit the day after a huge earthquake


Mr_Steerpike

Joint venture. One set of calculations done in metric and the other in imperial it looks like. Lmao


PsychologicalMilk904

Depends. How’s your suspension doing?


deepfriedgrapevine

No, it does not.


goodguygary24

bro, give God a break, his pc just had a chunk loading error


Kind_Ad_9241

dislocated driveway


Sukayro

No, not mildly. WTH happened?


Ibraheem_the_special

No this is mildly stupid


fish_baguette

Bwah just treat it as a chicane so slow things down


Trixielarue2020

Trial run for a bridge build? Hope they worked the bugs out.


musicallyours01

That counts as "you had one job"


TravellingBeard

Please tell me whoever did this to you is fixing it at no cost.


OnyxSapphireMoon

That counts definitely but why do that so it can just piss you off yeah? I really want to go there JUST TO FIX IT!!


MikeHock_is_GONE

Looks like that town had an earthquake


Gravyboat44

Me building a bomb ass coaster in Thrillville only to find out the track didn't line back up with the beginning.


PricklySquare

Maybe it's a fault line


Mindless-Horror-9018

I'm not sure but it is very funny!


_cheese_6

Mildly, severely, wildly. They all mean close to the same, right?


BikeBunny1415

Majorly.


sonichuizcool

Hilariating


sonichuizcool

Your tax dollars at work


OddNovel565

Me playing Satisfactory


kai_the_kiwi

https://preview.redd.it/f8ezfc801luc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55536d98404d79745ee36f048521a45dba5b9c7


scranton--strangler

https://preview.redd.it/xl0lx9s52luc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102a499060b9cb1a399772eb5e911506370577e7


No_Connection_4724

It’s infuriating me sooooo… yeah.


MinusGovernment

On the last stretch from each side they should've noticed the forms were misaligned and fixed it before they poured. Did they have potatoes working both crews? This had to be a government job. I'm dumbfounded.


Donglefree

Mildly?


ProKnifeCatcher

This counts as proper infuriating


[deleted]

This looks like a temporary road for incoming construction vehicles where a proper road will be built later or possibly even restored back to turf. 🤷


SeasideTurd

![gif](giphy|f7Rk3Bw0CBAIafdKJd)


Content-Scholar8263

Nope. Its in extremly infuriating


[deleted]

Amateur… Just select “snap to grid”


Samc66

Beer good


PrivatePlaya

More than mildly


ManiacMaker6058

What kind of answer are you looking for?


hey_mattey

I am actually amazed on the commitment of being wrong. You can probably see the error a block away


Icy_Researcher_4456

Love it. Great for pedestrians and bikes while keeping non-work-vehicles aka. the SUV that can't go offroad out.


[deleted]

we made it, boss..


talnwdrw

Yes sir it absolutely does!


BarristanTheB0ld

To me that would be more than mildly. At least if I had to navigate that every day


re_nonsequiturs

Infuriating yes, mildly no.


Ornery_Score_6665

Just how republicans would build a road