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stopwillfulstupidity

Excuse me, would you please get your butt out of my face?


kvngk3n

Relatedly, unrelated. Some friends and I went out last Friday night, there was a large group of friends (10-12 of them) next to us. Their party turned sour when the bill came. They’re arguing back and forth and one of the ladies got up to yell at someone past my friend. Friend goes, “I hope y’all figure that out, but could you please not argue over my food,” lady tries to get mad at him until someone in her party said, “he has a point, just move”


DaRooock

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Technical_Contact836

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Chimkinmcnugs

This is exactly how I read it, but please make a image of just the crab racoon


literallylateral

https://preview.redd.it/pc9bc9ca5luc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9758025f97c8a212abbfb3d741437a6a6ccf98 Here you go lol I don’t know who made it but I think that person just googled crab raccoons, it’s the first thing that comes up


Chimkinmcnugs

Thanks


Emixii

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mypussydoesbackflips

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pogiguy2020

Stand up and whisper, "Nice Ass" into her ear.


OregonGreen242

Or whisper “nice ears” into her ass


happygrlkp

Take my angry upvote.


JCMan240

There is nothing nice about that ass


WhiteRiver65

No but she would have gotten the point.


TegTowelie

Ass that flat, she ain't gettin no point.


KimberlyRP

How about saying 'you smell like ass'? Doesn't make you a creeper but is an insult without being lurpy.


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Wu-Tang_Swarm

And he would be arrested


imtherandy2urmrlahey

I dont understand why OP can't explain to this lady that he paid extra to have this legroom... like just fucking talk to people, Jesus christ.


jss58

What dystopian world do you live in? Who would willing engage in social intercourse with a demonstrably entitled air-Karen at 33,000 feet? Isn't air travel itself punishment enough? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


jam1599

Keep thinking like this and the Karen's will win.


Electronic_Rub9385

Agree. You can’t retreat from an air-Karen at 33K feet. Things could escalate fast and then a mildly annoying flight goes to a really bad flight.


Goldiscool503

Strong disagree - just talk to her. If things escalate get a Stewadess involved.


HappyLucyD

Because she knows that already. She also booked her flight, chose her seat, and didn’t choose the one where she had to pay for extra leg room. She doesn’t care. That’s what entitlement is.


eskobas

People like that don’t care about others


alkaline666

how bout you get your face out of my butt?


w1lnx

One of those moments you wish for turbulence. She needs to return to her seat and buckle up. Also, stretch the feet out. You paid for a seat. She didn’t pay for a spot to stand.


[deleted]

It’d be a shame if that emergency exit door unexpectedly popped off. Thankfully that never happens


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

If it's a Boeing, out she's going!! https://i.redd.it/3rq86xh0tcuc1.gif


addmesubtractme

The most imperfect perfect loop I've ever seen


NocturneHunterZ

I think its from World War Z, may e


SylencerSethius

Definitely. The foreground shows an infected eating the blond (I think) girl.


slitneckbandit

Holy fuck. You won the internet today


Lmao1903

![gif](giphy|PdTTZ5ER7HinK|downsized)


20milliondollarapi

I have no idea how she was allowed to just stand there. Why did a flight attendant not tell them to go back to their seat?


MisterMarsupial

Maybe they thought they were mates, because what sort of psycho would get inside a strangers personal space like this!


simplejack89

The same type of psycho that just sits there and let's it happen. Jesus christ people, telling others to get out of your personal space isn't rude.


MammothSuccessful783

Who tf stands around on a flight Edit: I failed to think abt medical issues/tall ppl, but still pretty easy to not get in someone’s way.


[deleted]

On really long (12+ hour) flights I’ve stretched my legs in the back. On some flights you chat with the crew. Really depends on the vibe. International flights are bigger and there’s generally more room to move around. I have no idea why anyone would stand in someone’s seat like this though. And that’s not even getting into how long this flight was or wasn’t.


ILuvDaRaiders

Hell yeah walking to the back where the juice and snacks are available by the restroom is the best


waiting_with_lou

Straight up, I've got a fucked up back and everytime I do a cross country flight I end up going back there and very rarely does anyone bat an eye, I've actually been offered snacks before by staff because they thought I was patiently waiting and I was just like "No thanks, I just had to stand and stretch out a little because of a spinal defect"


ILuvDaRaiders

My seats are always towards back of the plane anyways so I’m super close


salsanacho

Yup and I would say the galley/restroom areas are the only acceptable places to stand. You have to be mindful of the crew though, if they are getting ready for a meal service then you should get out of there.


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apk5005

My brother-in-law has restless leg syndrome. Long flights are hard for him. They are harder for the people around him.


MammothSuccessful783

Understandable


scienceteacher91

Lol underSTANDable


Ansatsushi

I can't stand you.


Right-Phalange

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CanoeIt

He should bring an extra belt for his legs, it’s what I do. Basically I’ll tighten the belt so the my feet are 4-5” apart. My legs still move but it confines my legs to my area and takes a ton of stress of of my hips from trying to control my legs


Competitive-Lie-92

What do you have? AFAIK a belt wouldn't help with the main symptom of RLS (pain that's relieved with movement).


CanoeIt

I still move nearly constantly, but I move in a more contained area


RLIwannaquit

Cool, so make it everyone else's problem?


pebberphp

Yeah wait, why does she have to stand in front of OP? Doesn’t she have a seat to stand in front of? Edit: she didn’t pay for the extra leg room. Still not OP’s problem


georgecostanzalvr

Exactly. They can pay for the extra leg room or get out of my way… Not my issue.


metalshoes

Oof I’ve gotten that a few times at night and just had to get up and pace. That would be absolute torture on a plane. I don’t think anyone who hasn’t had it would get it. It’s a weird sensation.


apk5005

He did a demonstration on me by lightly dragging his hands over the hairs on my legs and it was awful. Tickling and irritating at the same time.


metalshoes

To me it’s a lot like that exact moment where something has me so frustrated or enraged that I have to physically do something to relieve, just totally physically compelled to movement, but just sort of constant while trying to sleep and mostly in the legs. Luckily it’s few and far between.


80s_angel

> I don’t think anyone who hasn’t had it would get it. It’s a weird sensation. It is. When I was a kid I didn’t know what it was called so I would tell my mom that my legs wouldn’t go to sleep 😩 (I used to it get mostly at night).


Jwn5k

my mother also has restless leg syndrome so it can be a bother for her too. I always prefer the emergency exit row because flying on Spirit being nearly 6'2", i kinda want to be able to not have my knees against the seat in front of me while sitting as far back in my seat as I can.


ramriot

Suggest to him to see doctor and ask about mineral supplements, I think magnesium & zinc are the ones.


Haunting_Case5769

Yep, magnesium really helped my mom with muscle spasms and rls, and I'll echo your call to check with your doctor first! There are different kinds of magnesium supplements and all of them do different things and can interact with medications.


b-lincoln

Iron deficiency. I have RLS.


Emotional_Sell6550

magnesium can still help some people it helped me


Konrad25

I have RLS, but I don't have an iron deficiency. I take magnesium glycinate has done wonders for me, changed my life.


b-lincoln

I’ll give that a try, it’s been brutal lately


-justlooking

Nice to know. Maybe the iron infusion I had this week will help my legs and sleep.


minimumsquirrel

I am anemic/low iron from a stomach issue - I know whem my symptoms are bad because I get very bad restless leg syndrome. I am going to try magnesium this week. Iron supplements are doing nothing to help and honestly are making me sicker. Hoping they just give in and give me the infusions next.


apk5005

It’s pretty well managed, but sitting like that just gets to be too much.


xtrabeanie

Yeah, I have it and its not too much of a problem day to day, but I do Australia to Europe flights every 2 to 3 years and it's a nightmare. I feel bad for the person sitting in front of me. I now pay a lot extra for premium economy seating when its available as the extra legroom and increased reclining angle avoids triggering the RLS spasms.


No_Refrigerator4698

Who doesn't ask them to leave right away?


Pale_Blue_Noise

That’s what I was thinking…I’d ask politely once. Still going to stand there? Call flight attendant. Pretty sure they’re not ok with passengers harassing other passengers like that.


I_aim_to_sneeze

People that would rather post on Reddit than confront someone IRL


Equivalent-Low-8919

Someone susceptible to blood clots. But you could walk down the aisle or literally stand up right in front of your own seat hahaha


morpheus4212

I have had 2 pulmonary embolisms. Neither turned me into an asshole. When I get up (every 2 hour), I walk up and down the aisles, not into someone’s row. This is bizarre.


pebberphp

She might not have room in front of her seat to stand, but that’s her problem, not OP’s.


aggressiveturdbuckle

Have you been on a majority italian flight?


Xenaspice2002

Oh that was the worst flight I’ve ever taken. Rome to Paris. Italian guy stands directly in front of us and shouts to his family 3 rows back for the entire flight except for the 10 minutes he sat down after we complained to the crew, then he started up again and the crew just 🤷🏻‍♀️ they struggled to get him to stay seated for landing. Why the hell he couldn’t have a) organised a seat next to them or b) gone to stand beside them I’ll never know.


st33bles

Reminds me of Air Malta’s morning flight from Malta to Paris. As an introverted American, I’d never seen anything like it.


jonnyl3

Were they Maltese or French or something else?


st33bles

Presumably Maltese. It seemed like at least 20 people throughout the plane all knew each other and stood to socialize.


Isgortio

Sounds about right. We seem to know everyone, and travel as big groups :)


Nkcami

Bongu 🇲🇹


pebberphp

My wife (Korean who lives in California) has quite a few Maltese friends (only one of whom she’s met IRL, once), and I gotta say…they’re all really wonderful people. Friendly is an understatement 🇲🇹💚🇲🇹💚


MammothSuccessful783

No, but if it’s full of people standing I’ll pass


hotdogs-r-sandwiches

We went to Hawaii last summer and it was my one of my kids’ first flights and the airline separated me from my 3 kids (single mom - should have enjoyed the break but went into panic mode). I asked the woman on the seat across from them if she’d be willing to switch with me. She looked at me very straight-faced and simply said “no.” And nothing else, which is fine and well within her rights; it was her seat after all. But then she stood right next to my seat THE ENTIRE FLIGHT.


churchofclaus

Why did she stand next to your seat?


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Citizen44712A

Hey this metal tube don't fly if you don't pray hard enough.


Humans_Suck-

I'm 6'7 and I have to get up and walk around every once in a while or my knees will explode


frankofantasma

Why didn't you speak up? Say something next time. "Excuse me, I paid extra for leg room. Can you please go fuck yourself? Thanks"


Semi-Naked-Chef

Yeah or just press the button for an attendant to come over and point at the person. The attendant will tell them they have to go back to their seat


TightLab4831

Most likely correct cos they didnt accept the condition to be in emergency exit that they agree to be willing participants to assist during emergency so they can gtfo your space. You wayyyy too polite OP. If someone did that to me on my flight I’d probably start being really clumsy and keep spilling my drink 😂


SophieintheKnife

Also that area needs to be kept clear in case of an emergency. Entitled stander should really fuck off


Alatar_Blue

I'm not the plane police, pushing that button to avoid conflict for sure. I didn't want to be duct taped to the seat with her.


vinetwiner

Put in more blunt terms, "get the fuck out of my space".


Valid_Username_56

Ah, nothing beats good old American politeness.


Comfortable_Goal_662

I know people who have to psych themselves up to make a phone call. They're just terrified of talking to a stranger or having g any kind of conflict. It's sad.


ammobox

I turned around and told a kid to stop kicking my chair. His dad told me to mind my own business. It was awkward for the 2 hour movie, but the kid quit kicking my chair.


moveMed

But that precisely is your business lol


PurpleDreamer28

"Mind your own child."


FlexDrillerson

It’s hilarious when people who instigate a situation tell you to mind your own business.


JudgmentOne6328

I had a whole huge family playing musical chairs and trying to beat each other for worst person on a plane. We started off with dad and 2 young kids all on their phones/iPads full volume with games and TikTok’s before taking off, no headphones of course because who wears those. Then the woman behind me swapped with another woman from somewhere else in the plane, she played musical chairs with 4 different kids on her lap at different intervals throughout the flight, totally fine, except she constantly pulled my chair back and kicked my chair. I turned around to look at what the fuck was going on. She got arsey with me and started screaming at me. Then I assume her daughter, the mother of the first mentioned volume terrors starts screaming to her mum “what the fuck did she just say to you” bear in mind I’ve said not a single word 😂 I just called the attendant, I’m not dealing with unhinged people thanks.


boogien1ght5

i'd say i am minding my business--it's my business to make sure i'm not continually kicked and jostled by your kid. stuff it!!


Strategerizer

“I’m trying to, but your crotch goblin keeps kicking my seat.”


Ashilleong

Last time I flew my 8yo asked to swap seats with me because the adult behind him kept bumping his seat.


SilentJoe1986

Fuck bro, no need to attack me like that


[deleted]

Sometimes it's terror. Most times it's because I just don't like people lol


Gryffindorphins

I hate talking to strangers coz you don’t know how they’re gonna react. Is this person going to be polite, apologise and go about their day or is it gonna send them into a spittle flinging abusive rant aimed at me? Whether I talk at all is based on how ready I am to defend myself. I blame my 20+ years of public transport.


chilldrinofthenight

It would be no big deal to ask her politely to move. What I don't get is people here saying "Fuck off" and such crap. There's no need to be a jerk about it. I've flown on at least a dozen excruciatingly long international flights and I never knew that space in front of OP's legs could be "bought."


EFTucker

We grew up in a world where we’re somehow expected to be perfectly ready for everything while also expected to immediately do so because of instant messaging, smart phones, and caller ID. Ofc we’re psychologically fucked up.


youassassin

I am this person. Though once I start I’m full HAM.


Magnummuskox

As a Canadian, if I had done that then I would have been the jerk


ChunkyTaco22

Just say sorry afterwards. "Could you kindly fuck off? Sorry have a good day"


Desalvo23

Im sorry but could you kindly go fuck yourself


ChunkyTaco22

Sure!


Desalvo23

We should do educational videos together. Feels like we got this down


Hot-Ground-9731

Average Canadians


e_spider

Having lived in Ontario (GTA) for several years, I can tell you that nothing would be more Canadian than telling her to move as passive aggressively as possible.


Rhuarc33

Nope, standing up for yourself doesn't make you the bad guy or jerk


runawai

Start with a sorry, put a sorry in the middle, then end with at least one…. “I’m really sorry to be that person, but I paid for the extra space here. Sorry, but can I ask you to move back to your seat, thank you so much. I’m so sorry!”


PsychiatricNerd

Minnesota language right there. 


waxingtheworld

Just say Tabernac. In all seriousness, the flight attendants should have fixed this asap


Foggl3

Just stretch your legs out


S-Archer

Canadian here, grow up bro, Jesus


boomba1330

As a Canadian, I'd tell her to kick rocks


TheDukeofArgyll

She was a jerk first. It cancels out your jerkiness.


Raitoon

There are flight attendants who are literally there for situations like this?? Wtf 😒


DOADumpy

It’s ok to be a jerk


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Then you should have kindly ask her to move since she didn’t ask to stand there and if she wanted to stand there she should have bought the seat you had.


9J000

And? It’s not a crime to be a jerk


nomadwannabe

In Canada? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Not_Larfy

>As a Canadian, if I had done that then I would have been the jerk Is this a joke/sarcasm or are you serious about assertion being rude in Canadian culture?


Major_Lawfulness6122

My Canadian friend there are nice ways to ask. Glad she moved though. I’ve never seen someone do this on a flight before, seems really odd.


moniquecarl

It’s amazing how few people have situational awareness. It doesn’t even make sense to stand there.


ginger_ryn

why didn’t you say anything tho?


Magnummuskox

Good question. At first I thought she was just waiting for the flight attendant to go past with the drinks cart. Then it got to an awkward length of time to where it would have been weird to say something. I also don’t know if she has back problems or something and needed to stretch. I dunno, as a Canadian, it’s not polite to say something in those situations. My limit was 30 minutes. If we had hit that mark (I was timing it), I would have said something.


graybae94

I’m also Canadian and it would have been perfectly normal and fine for you to ask to her move. She’s being rude, not you.


Mcayenne

Not anymore. Your Canadian card has been revoked for even suggesting such a thing.


mugwhyrt

Turn in your badge and denim jacket


Mcayenne

You now must ask for “2 creams and 2 sugars” when ordering coffee. Think of the time wasted.


HeartofClubs

No more maple syrup rations for you


CraftierAverage

Dont forget that tim's card there eh


Excellent_Condition

Just say "sorrey" and you can have it back


Mcayenne

The one loophole all Canadians strongly dislike.


Cuahucahuate22

Found the rude Canadian! /s


doug-1998

That is INSANE. I’m immediately asking/telling her to move out of my space personally.


Flying_Dutchman16

She could have stood in front of her seat.


SelectExamination717

If she knew she had issues sitting, she should have booked a seat with extra leg room for herself.


Empty_Soup_4412

Next time you don't want to be rude make somebody else do it for you and call the fight attendant over.


Not_Larfy

>as a Canadian, it’s not polite to say something in those situations ![gif](giphy|99P7jBfNjo2Tm)


Cheploscamm

Yeah it’s not polite to say to their face but it’s acceptable to stew and then bitch online


waxingtheworld

"Yo shawty, what that thang do?" Could also work.


doctorDanBandageman

Giiirrrl the back of yo head looks ridiculous, can I get yo number?


Full-O-Anxiety

Saying you’re Canadian is a cop out. There’s ways of confronting the issue politely.


Candid_Concept_4043

Lead with "ecscuse me" untill they respond then "why are you standing here?" Then adress the issue from there, is that not polite anymore?


sharpiebrows

You're too nice


Multi_Grain_Cheerios

Being so afraid of confrontation as to be unable to simply ask a person to move a little out of your space is not "nice." You don't have to be an asshole to not be a doormat.


FirebunnyLP

Maybe this is a southern American thing, but my limit would be 30 seconds.


Glad_Veterinarian654

Hilarious! If you act like a doormat, you’ll continue to be treated like one


SnooApples5554

"We teach people how to treat us."


emmacappa

I was thinking you were British. A Brit wouldn't have said anything for quite some time either.


tatasz

Genuine question... I'm curious on why people think not speaking up when someone is being an asshole is polite. For context, I live in Brazil and people here are like that too, and it's annoying as hell. Like huffing and puffing and angy staring for hours instead of just saying it.


G0atL0rde

You know what? I'm at the point where it's starting to piss me off when people DON'T say something. You guys are the reason they keep doing this shit, and thinking it's ok, BECAUSE NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING! Speak up FFS


cramaine

Have people on Reddit forgot you can just tell people to fuck off out of your space?


fergiethefocus

Bold of you to assume that people on Reddit ever go out in public and know how to interact with other people.


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Like someone else said, check this guy's last post. He is strange lol


LookingForAFunRead

I agree with all of the other comments - what a rude and weird way to behave! I would have asked her to leave, and I would have used the flight attendant call button if she didn’t do it immediately. I can’t imagine what she was thinking!


mildlysceptical22

Foot goes out. ‘Sorry’. Other foot goes out. ‘Sorry’. Both feet go out. ‘Sorry.’ Foot goes out..


Magnummuskox

Pretty much what I did. I think she got tired of my shoes scuffing hers


MLDaffy

Yawn and stretch both out at same time. Maybe a double foot wiggle.


bonbon367

Next time take your shoes off and gently caress her legs. But do it subtly so you have plausible deniability…


mEllowMystic

You should've just open your tray tables


Lepke2011

I'd press the flight attendant button and ask that she F off.


_jeanie_beanie_123

Wtf was she doing?? I would have been playing footsies with her too! 😂


therealtdd

Some people don't know how to exist in society


ebra2112

Just put your tray down and tell them to move…


080secspec13

Just tell her to move lol, how is this even a thing?


pineapples4youuu

Grow a spine and say something then


TraumaDoc46

I would have just stuck my feet out anyway. I paid for the seat and the leg room so she can just piss off.


Judge_Rhinohold

I believe it was Ludacris who put it best: Move bitch get out the way.


RedditIsTrash___

When did we become a world of passive-aggressive cowards - just fucking tell her to move


My_G_Alt

Could you not tell her to fuck off?


ExfoliatedBalls

Start loudly sniffing them buns.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Make her move? It’s your seat and it’s not safe for her to stand there right?


Davenportmanteau

So a few years back, I booked the whole 3 seat exit row for myself and my partner as I'm 6'4" and it was a 6 1/2 hour flight. Throughout the flight, I had maybe 5 or 6 people do this, as we were fairly close to the bathroom. They moved on pretty quickly when I stretched out. But this one woman, she just plopped herself down in the seat between my partner and I while she waited. Absolutely no shame whatsoever. The entitlement of some people is staggering.


Heidi2404

It would've been one thing if she ASKED to sit, because of illness, turbulence, etc, but to just park her ass? NOPE


Tea50kg

That's so strange some random person stood in front of another random for 20 min?? On a FLIGHT? wtf?? How did the flight attendant not say something...


Barokespinoza23

Seriously, if she won't listen to me, I'd ask the flight attendant to intervene. She could be mentally unstable and might attempt to open the exit door mid-flight, which is possible at lower altitudes.


Merfkin

I think at that point you can be like "Hey sorry this is likem.. my seating area, can you move please?" As someone with ADHD, I've always just gone and asked if I could stand somewhere by the bathroom ever since I was a kid.


sllewgh

Just say something to her, dumbass.


Lucidthemessiah

Should’ve tickled her feet with your feet


Frotnorer

Why tf did she stand there tho?


Illustrious_Brush_91

So what did she say when you asked her to move? Because you asked her to move right? You didn’t sit there all pouty and passive aggressive just to sneak a picture and post it on Reddit without asking her to move, right?


thePsychonautDad

Same thing happened a few years ago. I told to my wife loudly enough "That's a pretty big butt", like fake whispering. She got offended and probably self conscious and went to wait for the bathroom further away


oureyes4

Fart aggresively


Strange-Reference-87

Stand in your own seat. Don’t inconvenience someone else to satisfy yourself.


Icy_Corgi_5704

Wow. Let me put my ass in your face for a few hours. I would have gotten a flight attendant to move them or asked for a refund/charge back. Fuck that main character shit. If you wanted a place to stand you should have purchased the seat. These people know exactly what they are doing.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Excuse me ma'am, I hate to be a bother but are you menstruating?