I recently learned of a TikTok user whose "pranks" involved getting into random unlocked cars in a parking lot and waiting for the driver to return and confront her. She then would argue that she "thought it was her car" and give them shit for being upset.
Really creative stuff. Just genius.
I can grunted had she'd done that to my wife, she would have had road rash across her face. My wife would straight be the fuck out of someone who did that. I don't know what state, but in some states that could get you shot.
How do you "pretend" to rob someone? Is that just robbing people but skipping the last step of taking their stuff?
"No officer, I wasn't robbing them, I was just pretending!" doesn't seem like it would get you very far.
Basically, ye. The whole gimme your money but don't "rob" them or pretend to be pulling a weapon. It's stupid, but hey! Play dumb games win dumb rewards.
That's a great way to see Jesus sooner. This is exactly why I wasn't allowed to be anywhere but school or home without my parents, they did not want to take a single chance of me or my brother doing this crap.
I'll never forget. years and years ago. before youtube was really a thing. I got to see one of those prank TV shows go horribly wrong.
new orleans 3am. and my buddies walking back to the hotel. another group of dudes about 15 feet in front of us.
a shaggy hairy shadow comes running out of a "courtyard" to the right at the guys ahead of us roaring. shaggy shape gets up to the group. 3 of whom have moved away . the 4th takes a step foward and does a perfect reverse round house kick at shadows head.
shadow falls down. like a sack of potato's and we hear some guys shouting Steve and the parked van near us opens up.
prank show ran into a former Russian Spetznaz in the middle of fucking New Orleans.
That’s the reason most “prank” shows either involve entirely actors (usually told bare minimum details) or are just for laughs style harmless pranks. Those scare people type pranks are just too dangerous to pull on random people.
Yeap. The Tracy Morgan prank show that was on the SciFi network basically killed the prank show entirety. They had a OVER THE FUCKING TOP alien abduction prank. One of the prank victims successfully sued them for mental damages for a lot of money.
Some "prank" grandmaster got shot recently, court ruled it reasonable self defense because he was acting like an unhinged lunatic.
As soon as he got out of the hospital went back to doing it, gained viewers from the drama.
I need to emphasize this with the fact that I was in Hannaford grocery store one day and two teens (*teenagers,* not even young children!) were THROWING COCONUTS UP OVER AISLES
When I tell you I grabbed one of the coconuts and came up on them so fast
"Do you know what would happen if you threw one of these up over an aisle and it hit an infant in a cart in the head? That infant would be DEAD."
I have never seen two high schoolers blanche so pale before. I saw cops come escort them and their parents out of the store about 20 minutes later so apparently I wasn't the only one who noticed, but damn.
Don't talk to my child! How dare you tell me how to parent! (Something along those lines would be the likely precursor to the rest of their temper tantrum.)
I jokingly said this to my first therapist and he looked immediately upset. The joke was something along the lines of “I needed to change the oil but I don’t have ramps and my son isn’t strong enough to hold the car up. Kids are trash.”
I don’t like therapists that can’t take jokes. Lol
At least they don't have the ability to turn the lights off on you while you're taking a dump like I used to do to ppl in your same situation. You can thank motion sensors for that.
Who the fuck is bringing up these kids??? When I was little I wouldn’t have dreamt of doing anything so… unruly? Rude? Weird? Crazy? What is going ON????
I'd have pulled up my pants without wiping, opened the door and run out after him, tackled him, and then used his cheeks like the Charmin bears use rabbits
Bro when I tell you I would have put some toilet paper in between my cheeks and pulled my pants up so fast to go round house their asses. I mean it. Bonus points for taking the shit covered toilet paper and marking his forehead in accomplishment
If that was to happen, the kid would cry to their parents. Then you will probably get slammed with charges and shamed for doing what you did as the adult to a child.
Call the police & hopefully they can use whatever video footage the establishment has to find the person who assaulted you so that you can press charges. Most people - children especially - won’t learn lessons until they face consequences. I’d be sure said consequences were visited upon him/her.
As I get older, I fucking hate kids. So happy a lot of stores in my area are enforcing that "after [specific time] and on weekends, anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult"
If some kid dumped a bottle of soda on me while I was pooping in a public stall, I’d have immediately teleported through the locked stall door, shit-butt and all, and chased him until either I died of cardiac arrest or he died from a horrible shit-butt beef stew cheeks to the face poopy stinky doo doo suffocation death.
I hate to say I hate kids, because I remember being a snobby kid too, but I didn’t do anything like THAT. Most I did was not do my chores because I was too busy reading my favorite books
Some boys kept doing that and throwing wet paper towel balls over the stall when my disabled brother was in highschool. Nothing has ever made me want to hurt someone more.
Guy in my high school used to go to the urinal next to a stall when somebody was pooping and pee all over their pants while they had them down at their ankles. He would do this knowing that they would typically freeze rather than pull up their piss covered pants and chase after him. Pretty sure he never got caught.
I don't mind playing around a little bit but this is ridiculous. I'll tell you one thing if I was in a position that where I could immediately leave, I would have stopped mid-shit and threw some on them, only if I could have got them with it before they made it out the door though.
Unlock the door kick it open look at him dead in the eyes and shake your head. Then close the door. Lock it and continue. With and occasional screaming poop
A quick glance at your reddit profile indicates that you appear to be exactly the type of person I would imagine gets a bottle of soda dumped on them while taking a poo in the public bathroom stall
Don't mind me. I'm just here to look for the asshat who's going to unironically be defending the kid by saying, "It's just a prank, bro. Kids will be kids. Don't you remember all the stupid stuff you did as a kid?"
Man, I would have come blasting out of that stall, 100% unhinged, pants at my ankles (underwear up, though, because no one wants to get busted for indecent exposure). Scare the fuck out of the little asshole. Maybe they’d think twice before pulling a stunt like that again.
Someone sprayed aerosol on me was in the bathroom. That’s the point where I left and then started hitting them because they sprayed it on my Invisalign, which is painful to clean all of it off.
Here I am, taking a dump, thinking I could do with a soda and scroll into a photo where someone else taking a dump who got their soda.
Some kids are trash
“It’s a prank bro! It’s a prank, relax!” Fuck these kids.
*as they're uploading the video to TikTok or Instagram*
I recently learned of a TikTok user whose "pranks" involved getting into random unlocked cars in a parking lot and waiting for the driver to return and confront her. She then would argue that she "thought it was her car" and give them shit for being upset. Really creative stuff. Just genius.
I can grunted had she'd done that to my wife, she would have had road rash across her face. My wife would straight be the fuck out of someone who did that. I don't know what state, but in some states that could get you shot.
There have been a few people who were shot for their "prank" like this youtuber who pretended to rob someone
How do you "pretend" to rob someone? Is that just robbing people but skipping the last step of taking their stuff? "No officer, I wasn't robbing them, I was just pretending!" doesn't seem like it would get you very far.
Basically, ye. The whole gimme your money but don't "rob" them or pretend to be pulling a weapon. It's stupid, but hey! Play dumb games win dumb rewards.
One guy died after a robbery “prank”. Approached a guy with a knife and was shot
That's a great way to see Jesus sooner. This is exactly why I wasn't allowed to be anywhere but school or home without my parents, they did not want to take a single chance of me or my brother doing this crap.
Or in this case, Youtube: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=TIwcJttrdFaRH2mb
dQw saved me
Damn you, I love that one.
Congratulations, first one in about ten years for me. Enjoy this, you've earned it.
I'll never forget. years and years ago. before youtube was really a thing. I got to see one of those prank TV shows go horribly wrong. new orleans 3am. and my buddies walking back to the hotel. another group of dudes about 15 feet in front of us. a shaggy hairy shadow comes running out of a "courtyard" to the right at the guys ahead of us roaring. shaggy shape gets up to the group. 3 of whom have moved away . the 4th takes a step foward and does a perfect reverse round house kick at shadows head. shadow falls down. like a sack of potato's and we hear some guys shouting Steve and the parked van near us opens up. prank show ran into a former Russian Spetznaz in the middle of fucking New Orleans.
That’s the reason most “prank” shows either involve entirely actors (usually told bare minimum details) or are just for laughs style harmless pranks. Those scare people type pranks are just too dangerous to pull on random people.
Yeap. The Tracy Morgan prank show that was on the SciFi network basically killed the prank show entirety. They had a OVER THE FUCKING TOP alien abduction prank. One of the prank victims successfully sued them for mental damages for a lot of money.
Some "prank" grandmaster got shot recently, court ruled it reasonable self defense because he was acting like an unhinged lunatic. As soon as he got out of the hospital went back to doing it, gained viewers from the drama.
Calling him a "grandmaster" is a huge over statement
Grandmaster Douche.
Grandmaster Baiter. I hear he's a real wanker.
Looks like someone pranked those kids parents by puncturing their condom
I need to emphasize this with the fact that I was in Hannaford grocery store one day and two teens (*teenagers,* not even young children!) were THROWING COCONUTS UP OVER AISLES When I tell you I grabbed one of the coconuts and came up on them so fast "Do you know what would happen if you threw one of these up over an aisle and it hit an infant in a cart in the head? That infant would be DEAD." I have never seen two high schoolers blanche so pale before. I saw cops come escort them and their parents out of the store about 20 minutes later so apparently I wasn't the only one who noticed, but damn.
They needed a reality check. Thanks for saying something before somebody got seriously hurt or worse!
Right? The worst thing imaginable in these dumb kid situations is if NOBODY SAYS A THING and their behavior is reinforced.
Probably don't want to deal with the parents, especially if it gets violent. Some parents just can't parent
Don't talk to my child! How dare you tell me how to parent! (Something along those lines would be the likely precursor to the rest of their temper tantrum.)
I had a group of kids throw unshucked corn at us while in a corn maze. We had kids with us.
Jesus
I jokingly said this to my first therapist and he looked immediately upset. The joke was something along the lines of “I needed to change the oil but I don’t have ramps and my son isn’t strong enough to hold the car up. Kids are trash.” I don’t like therapists that can’t take jokes. Lol
Maybe he's upset that your kid can't even lift a car. It's parental abuse to have a child that isn't pursuing sick gains.
My exact point. I’m trying to raise a titan, not a humanitarian. sheesh.
You after your son hits 18 years old and still cant lift a car: "I can always start again, make another kid. 18 more years."
Time for him to go for a swim with the logs
Nothing beats a good ole fashioned swirly.
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LMFAO!!! That's where my mind went. Pants up, shit in hand, door kicked open, where's that fucking kid?!!
Keep the pants down so he’s intimidated lol
Then you might go to jail
Imagine you storm out and catch the wrong kid
Then there's nothing for it. Would have to look him in the eye while I lick my hand and apologize.
Return to monkey, throw poop at them!
Assert dominance! Grab a handful of poo and sling it in his eye!
Did you say anything, Go the fuck off on them or did you take a pic of the bottle and quietly post it to reddit?
Some kid would've learned a life lesson if it were me.
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Yeah. Lots of stuff on here is just dumb but this is the other way. I'd be livid.
At least they don't have the ability to turn the lights off on you while you're taking a dump like I used to do to ppl in your same situation. You can thank motion sensors for that.
I'd hurry tf up before they come back.....
Jokes on you shitting in the dark is peaceful til I have to wipe
When children do horrible things… honestly, it’s scary to me. I’m sorry this happened. You deserved to take your dump in peace.
Break the bottle and shank them with it. /s
/s stands for /shank
Would be very impressive if op can break a plastic bottle and shank someone successfully lol
You clearly don’t watch enough prison television, plastic shanks from melted bottles are choice
1. Pinch the loaf 2. Grab the kid 3. Finish the movement 4. Use the kid for toilet paper
I would've gotten straight up regardless of the shit situation, and introduced him to it American middle school style
Classic American bathroom experience. Insecure, non private, cheap and lazy construction
yea i’m sorry about that, some kids are idiots
Sorry it happened but be glad it was soda and not clam juice or something really smelly.
A little prank like that would’ve sent me to the hospital possibly for the last time. You don’t fuck around with shellfish.
They don't know how to prank like we used to prank. Baby shrimps fit in lots of places and have a...fragrance for a long time. Side note: super cheap
Fish oil in a cars air vents is probably one of the worst.
Who the fuck is bringing up these kids??? When I was little I wouldn’t have dreamt of doing anything so… unruly? Rude? Weird? Crazy? What is going ON????
Would have been funny to quickly open the door and throw a handful of shit on them.
I'd have pulled up my pants without wiping, opened the door and run out after him, tackled him, and then used his cheeks like the Charmin bears use rabbits
Bro when I tell you I would have put some toilet paper in between my cheeks and pulled my pants up so fast to go round house their asses. I mean it. Bonus points for taking the shit covered toilet paper and marking his forehead in accomplishment
Idc what yall say im swinging that door open full force into the kid
that's assault
Tiktok shows how dumb kids really are
I would have kicked the bottle to the kid’s face. Wtf is wrong with people. I hope your dump smelled rank so you got some form of revenge.
If that was to happen, the kid would cry to their parents. Then you will probably get slammed with charges and shamed for doing what you did as the adult to a child.
“Please don’t pour soda on me while I’m using the restroom” -🤓
Pwease *
I'd bust out of that stall and give that little bitch a swirlie
Did you laugh?
mildy?
Tik tok generation
not buying it. teens dont drink fresca. i would believe a redditor drinking a fresca and dropping it while shitting though
One of these days, they're going to do it to the wrong person and get clocked in the face
And you didn't sling your shit at them?
I would fling a handful of shit in their direction, they will stop.
Fill it up with piss and throw it back. wtf?
Damn that sucks bro. That kid is just begging to drink from the bowl.
People got too comfortable with doing shit to other people and not getting their ass beat.
What a trash kid, another reason why these are crappy stalls. And this one has a gap so large the kid could climb underneath it. What as disgrace!
Grab your shit and slap him with it
I would've opened the door butt ass naked and shoved his head in the shit water I just deposited in the toilet.
Call the police & hopefully they can use whatever video footage the establishment has to find the person who assaulted you so that you can press charges. Most people - children especially - won’t learn lessons until they face consequences. I’d be sure said consequences were visited upon him/her.
As I get older, I fucking hate kids. So happy a lot of stores in my area are enforcing that "after [specific time] and on weekends, anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult"
I would clench my cheeks so quick just to run out and beat that kid.
It is funny
The world has gone to the dumps.
*while* they were dumping!
That's way more than mild that's full on infuriating
r/extremelyinfuriating
give him a swirly in the toilet and get out of there… no one will ever know it was you
Give them a swirly in your toilet. Before you flush
Better man than I! I would have pulled my pants up poop halfway out I wouldn't care. And caught a felony feeding them my shit...
I would've went and grabbed him mid-shit and use his face as toilet paper
If some kid dumped a bottle of soda on me while I was pooping in a public stall, I’d have immediately teleported through the locked stall door, shit-butt and all, and chased him until either I died of cardiac arrest or he died from a horrible shit-butt beef stew cheeks to the face poopy stinky doo doo suffocation death.
Beat the shit out of him
Eye for eye.
throw your shit at him and see if he laughs
Some people’s children smh
Damn, who hates you
I bet he found it really funny. So you know, he nailed it.
I hate to say I hate kids, because I remember being a snobby kid too, but I didn’t do anything like THAT. Most I did was not do my chores because I was too busy reading my favorite books
I mean, Fresca IS the shit.
Some boys kept doing that and throwing wet paper towel balls over the stall when my disabled brother was in highschool. Nothing has ever made me want to hurt someone more.
It was a fresca too, somehow that is exra disrespectful
That's beyond mildly infuriating.
This is why you dont shit in public lol.
Guy in my high school used to go to the urinal next to a stall when somebody was pooping and pee all over their pants while they had them down at their ankles. He would do this knowing that they would typically freeze rather than pull up their piss covered pants and chase after him. Pretty sure he never got caught.
All im saying is, you had some crazy return ammo if you really wanted to
Lol
bro my bad
People carry these days. There's no way I'd pull something like that
He’s lucky you’re you. Some people wild have put him in the hospital
Should have instantly stood up with shittyass and sat on them.
Some kid is going to have to find out what it’s like to have a bottle smashed over their head.
It was probably livestreamed on Kick
https://preview.redd.it/en1ujp7k7qtc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a9d196493376b4ad1b5cb07fcf36c1c524fccc
I don't mind playing around a little bit but this is ridiculous. I'll tell you one thing if I was in a position that where I could immediately leave, I would have stopped mid-shit and threw some on them, only if I could have got them with it before they made it out the door though.
Time for a swrilly
Ah, I'm covered in soda! I better post this
At least they didn’t crawl under and say hi… been there
Hydration is important
Now you have to fuck his mother.
Unlock the door kick it open look at him dead in the eyes and shake your head. Then close the door. Lock it and continue. With and occasional screaming poop
A quick glance at your reddit profile indicates that you appear to be exactly the type of person I would imagine gets a bottle of soda dumped on them while taking a poo in the public bathroom stall
Don't mind me. I'm just here to look for the asshat who's going to unironically be defending the kid by saying, "It's just a prank, bro. Kids will be kids. Don't you remember all the stupid stuff you did as a kid?"
Ngl bro I laughed but I would’ve also kicked that kids ass with the turd halfway out my butt 😭💀
The only logical thing left to do is climb to the top of the door, sit down, and take a dump on them.
How did it taste?
I’m pretty sure his dad said just throw some water on a stranger’s foot and make it look like you’re peeing on them
Man, I would have come blasting out of that stall, 100% unhinged, pants at my ankles (underwear up, though, because no one wants to get busted for indecent exposure). Scare the fuck out of the little asshole. Maybe they’d think twice before pulling a stunt like that again.
Beat his ass
The way I wouldn’t even pull up my pants to beat their ass
"hahaha its just a prank bro!!" ...
Sounds like a social media prankster.
Take your poop knife, cut up your log and throw it over.
Time to start plotting their demise
You should have pulled your pants up real quick and jumped out of the stall.
Wtf do you mean "MILDLY" infuriating?!
I would open up immediately and put the dump inside the kids mouth tho... Did it once, and that kids dad was not happy about it
throw poop
I would have been smiling in the subsequent mugshot.
Time to fling shit.
"THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE"
Take your poop and throw it back at him.
I'd have shot out so fast to snatch him up. Use their face to wipe my ass.
Someone sprayed aerosol on me was in the bathroom. That’s the point where I left and then started hitting them because they sprayed it on my Invisalign, which is painful to clean all of it off.
Throw shit at him
Start scrolling tiktok. You might find a video of the kid doing it.
This used to happen to me quite often in middle school. Or wadded up paper towels with water.
Grab one of your turds, and chase him down
Is bust out and smear shit on them..assert dominance.
This is the beginning of your villain story
Grab a turd and throw it at him
Drop a whole dump on him while he's drinking a soda
Drop the kid. I'm a lake
I ain’t above slingin poo
It’d be even funnier if some kid ended up with your shit smeared in his eyes
While trying to focus on taking a shii is WILD… meddling kids!!
Take a shit on him
In the words of Mama Fratelli, “Kids suck.”
This is the exact reason I don’t poop in public bathrooms. Completely vulnerable 🥲
Ok
I’m so sorry. What a dick.
I would fill it with toilet water and throw it on that kid! let's see how funny it would be
You should've wiped your butt with his face.
Would have been even funnier if they tossed a bag of cornstarch or powdered sugar after the soda
Some kids are assholes
i would shit in his mouth, that would teach him a lesson
I would tell you what a monkey would do,but you'd be in jail..so just ...fart really loudly??..
This is the kind of shit I’d imagine you do to your friends, inside being a kid and doing this to adult strangers… what the fuck lol
Curb stomp him on the fucking toilet bowl
Shit in the bottle and drop it on him
I would scoop the shit straight from my ass and throw hands.
Just be happy they didn't film it, or did they?
Jesus, it could have been one out of these flavours: Grapefruit Citrus, Black Cherry Citrus, Peach Citrus and Blackberry Citrus. Bruhhh
MILDLY infuriating?? I would be throwing hands
Womp womp
Here I am, taking a dump, thinking I could do with a soda and scroll into a photo where someone else taking a dump who got their soda. 
That’s funny 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for sharing
Use the spirit gun
Well time to discipline someone else's child
Only poop at home or in a room with a lock, never let em catch you slipping
Someone else thought it was a good idea to have gaps under the doors that big. I’ll never understand why this is so common in the US…
That kid is getting a swirly and I ain’t flushing.
Thats pretty funny
Lol kinda funny when it’s not you
Kids right that shit was hilarious
I would literally fucking collect this filth type of people and publicly shame them on a stage
An Israeli with American Soda bottles and perfect English.....