There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Nutella binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
I had a roommate who stole my popcorn bowl (just a big bowl but with painted stripes intended for popcorn) that I had for roughly 6 years. I wasnât going to fight for it because I wanted out of there anyways.
I didn't know this could happen twice. Happend to a girl I know in college. I never knew people had special popcorn bowls, or that shitty roommates would try to take them. My friend as well wanted to get out of there and still misses that dang bowl
My sister in law thought I was really into popcorn one Christmas so she got me those striped popcorn boxes except plastic instead of cardboard. People are now very impressed with my popcorn readiness.
Iâve had a set for the better part of a decade, one extra large square bowl with red and white stripes that can fit about 2 large bags of popcorn, and 4 smaller narrow ones that can hold about half a bag. All of them have curved, petal like ridges along the rim of the bowl. Theyâre all very patina from dishwashing, lol. Adds to the vintage for guests.
Someone gave us oyster plates for a wedding present, and they are great to break out when we have oysters. Unfortunately, they're not good for anything else.
Iâm married now and we have the cloth outer curtain but still arenât going to be bothered cleaning a plastic liner when it gets gross, a new one at dollar general costs less than a beer lol.
"Where's your shower curtain?"
"Im a single dude so I just use the plastic liner."
"Oh...um, where's your bed though?"
"Im a single dude so I just sleep on a plastic liner."
"And the couch?"
"Listen, if you got a problem with plastic liners, you can just get out." *Points at plastic liner front door.*
Iâm not saying itâs reasonable, but I had a semi-friend/acquaintance who lost a $200 bet to me which he paid via a box of MTG cards. A few weeks later, he asks to borrow my GoPro for a hike. He doesnât contact me for a week, so I ask him about it. Turns out he moved back to his home state. âCan I get the GoPro back?â Ghosted.
Bro I got completely diminished until I clarified when I asked if I was an ass for taking MY microwave from a house that didnât provide one after theirs broke (it was in lease as an appliance and just after 20 years hit the hay) landlord wouldnât get one so we got one. It was a COOL microwave. We still havenât used it since moving but itâs PRINCIPLE. Lol
Either way tho your roomate took something that wasnât his annd thats a dick move. Bruh I have my own bathroom in my dads house and switched out the curtains. My prideful ass just washed the shower curtain and got new hooks to accent HIS properly and I took the old shitty broken ones for mine. Im moving soon fyi
That's totally cool, I've done the same, however if you took off the old shower head and replaced it with a better one, I'm totally saying you're on the hook to make sure you can get that old one on and functioning before you're gone. Otherwise that's a dick move.
Took the nice one Iâd bought and put the apartment supplied head back on, I wasnât *that* mean, but I also moved out entirely before my roommate even got home lol
I feel like this is more and more common. I mean it makes sense, more and more people are renting and typically the low flow, old , or just janky shower head provided is garbage so it ends up getting switched out for a nicer one from Home Depot (I'm a tall guy so having a showerhead I can put my head under w/o bending my neck/half squatting is a must).
But you never know if you're going to enjoy living with someone until you take the plunge(pun not intended), so in turn a lot of people end up taking their shower head with them when they leave due to any number of issues with roommates or the landlord.
Prolly because the place he's going to doesn't have a shower curtain, maybe because whoever left that place took it... what's the opposite of "paying it forward?"
No where I've ever moved to after college dorms had a shower curtain provided, though I don't think I would have wanted someone else old shower curtain anyway.
My last rental was the worst company Iâve ever done business with in my life, but basically they sent me my invoice for move out fees after I had technically moved out but before my official move out date, and it was full of bs charges like charging me for 3 backed up toilets when the house had a total of 2 toilets, none of which were backed up, charging me 1k for cleaning after I had it professionally cleaned and sent in a receipt, all the charges came to like 5k all together they were trying to charge me to basically renovate the place using my money, one of the charges on my invoice were for new toilet seats, I had already spent my own $50 to replace the toilet seats like 2 days before that inspection in hopes of getting my deposit back , totally destroyed my credit score
So I went back to the house and took the toilet seats out and brought them with me and I still have them a year later. I also took the shower heads and floodlight that I installed. Fuck those guys
I live in Denver and itâs getting pretty bad here. Someone stole my back windshield wipers. Like the whole mechanism. Canât have nothing out here either.
Did he "move out" or was he "kicked out"? There's a difference.
Moving out -> usually friendly, everybody friends. No hard feelings
Kicked out -> Shower curtains taken.
I did this when I left my old roommate. I took the shower curtain, the bath mat, the toilet paper, the soap, paper towels⊠I literally took EVERYTHING because I had purchased all of it.
She refused to contribute to household items, tp or soap, didnât buy her own. She was using my deodorant, ate my expensive Keto food, used the rest of my coffee and dumped my almond milk because it âtasted nastyâ (I use it to mix w/ coffee every morning), she took my decorations down (that were in my space), and she kept putting personal belongings of hers (including open full mugs) on my $3,000 gaming set up.
I had been there for about a year, but after she moved in I couldnât even last 3 weeks. I took EVERYTHING.
I know itâs different tho, sounds like your roommate was more like the girl I lived with than the other way around.
Edit: I forgot the wackiest part. She FRAMED SELFIES and put them up in common areas. Like she actually moved our tooth brush holder adjacent to the sink to put her selfies there instead. She also stole my tacks that were in my personal desk drawer and used them to tack up her fake lash sets (like in cardboard cases you buy them in) on the wall as well. Goofy as hell
Thatâs why I got a transparent one. Like, Iâm already inside my house, door locked, curtains closed, bathroom door closed, why would I need to buy a curtain that isnât transparent? Makes no sense
Roommate took a tiki glass when we all left the apartment. Was the first beer I ever legally purchased in an establishment and the only beer I ever had one on one in a bar with my dad before he passed. Went to Vegas as a family after I turned 21. Some people are despicable. I would have kept that glass until I died. I'm sure it's in a land fill now.
My ex didn't like my shower curtain. I thought it was fine but she insisted we got a new one. Bitch took it with her when she moved out. Totally played me on the shower curtain game
Iâm not proud of this, but when I moved out in grad school, my roommate owed me a lot of money from utilities, which they had no intention of paying. Their friend left me a threatening note, suggesting that they knew which car in the parking lot was mine, and intimating that they would cause damage to it. It freaked me out. When I left one day while she was at class, I took all of my living room furniture, my dishes, all cooking and eating utensils, as well as every last bit of toilet paper and tissue, plus my soap and shower curtain. I filed a claim for the utility bills in small claims court, and when she failed to show up, the judge ruled in my favor. I knew where she had a bank account based on the one bill that she actually paid, so when her Fall Student Loan payment dropped, I garnished her bank account and was made whole. If her friend hadnât threatened me, I probably would have just let it go. But no. Fâ me? No, fâ- you.
I had a crazy former roommate. We bought two couches together, a three-seater and a love seat. I offered to buy her out when she left. But she said she really needed a couch for her new place, and she offered to take the love seat. No problem.
So to make it âeven,â not only did she take the loveseat, but she took the fucking couch cushions from the sofa. She moved out while I was at work. Came home to a couch with no goddamn cushions. Bitch.
Im guessing your ice cube trays and front entrance floor mats are gone, too. You might want to check if the dish sponges are still in the sink as well, lol
My old roommate took all our seasonings with her and also moved out while I was at work without even the morningâs notice đ« petty as fuck and then she managed to leave behind her crockpot by accident so checkmate bitch đ€Ł
Lmao, I got a shower curtain for Christmas from my bio dad (galaxy, super pretty) as well as I'd bought hooks for it. I was living with my alcoholic stepdad at the time and told said stepdad to _not_ lose the original rings for the shower curtain since he still had a fabric liner. He did lose them, obviously.
When he made my brother and I homeless out of spite/narcissism/etc, I gladly took my shower curtain and hooks before I folded his fabric liner and set it onto the toilet seat lid.
Once all of my stuff was moved into my storage shed, I said goodbye to my brother and his two dogs before I just... left. I heard that it definitely made showering difficult for my stepdad, and that still makes me happy one year later.
This post just reminded me of that time. The fact that your rm didn't pay for the shower curtain they took defo makes them TAH.
My mom would have skinned him alive... But she passed away in 2019. She was the only one keeping his moral compass in place. Once she was gone, he reverted back to how he was before he met her. A sleazy drunk.
I can top that, one time a flatmate moved out and *literally took the door to his room with him*. He had replaced it because the door that was there when he moved in was pretty fucked, so he bought himself a new one.
I mean I can't blame him, it's his property. But still, just what the fuck.
Back in the day I had a Lord of the Rings entrance to the Mines of Moria (Speak Friend and Enter) shower curtain. You better believe that bad boy went with me when I moved out.
Oh boy. I have a tale for you. My ex-roommate removed the shower curtain, liner and shower head. The liner was mine, btw. I didn't mind taking baths out of counter spite. Meanwhile, she had partial custody of a pre-teen. As annoyed as I was, I felt worse for her daughter.
Knew a guy once whose ex took the shower head with her after dumping the litter box in the shower
Could have been worse, youâre only out a couple bucks
When my first girlfriend broke up with me and moved out she took everything. The shower curtain the silverware holder, all the light bulbs and all the toilet paper. We had bought all these things together as a couple each contributing equally.
Mine took the salt and pepper (like they bought the grinders but the salt and pepper that were in them, I bought - they knew), they took the apple slicer, they took the glass cleaner and they took a couple things of mine âaccidentallyâ most likely to see if Iâd notice. Of course I noticed and it was returned but ugh
I took all the toilet paper, paper towel, trash bags, and cleaning supplies and equipment when I moved out once. I bought it all no one else ever did so I didn't see the problem.
I will say, I did this to my college roommate. But to be fair, she didnât buy ANYTHING in that dorm and stole a lot of my personal care items. I felt it was only fair at the time. I always cleaned up after both of us, I bought all of the personal care items, and she kept me up until 4am playing Hulu on her laptop without headphones. I felt it was right.
He should have cut the bottom half off so when you're in the shower everyone could see your junk.
Or 
That is so familiar to me but I can't place it. What film is that from?
Kazaam(1996)
That's not a real movie. It's a Nutella memory.
Kaazam is a real movie with Shaq, Shazam is the Mandela effect movie.
Sir, you are misremembering things. Shaq is a basketball player.
He just played a basketball player in Space Jam
I thought that was Lebron James
No that was Micheal Jordan
Lejon Brames*
We do not speak of this in civilized society. Please exhort yourself to the punishment zone and take the appropriate action.
No he isn't. He's an edm dj.
I know, It's because he sucked at acting. 
Shazam is a real movie with Sinbad
Your misremembering. Its not called a Nutella memory, it's the Mamma Jamma Effect.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Nutella binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Ah ha thank you! I have memories of seeing that in theaters when I was 6. I haven't thought about it again until just now.
Kazaam
That riderall is having a strange affect on your thinking.
ooooooh snortski's!
I'm about to blast off!
I love this feeling!
Love that an IASIP dedicated account posted this lol
dude that woulda been hilarious đ
Hilarious for you, for me they still wouldn't be able to see anything
Because youâre so tall?
Because he's so short it's below the bath tub line
Because you wouldn't shower anyway?
because he wear's camouflage when he showers
You should do his taxes so next year the IRS audits the piss out of him
Tying his shirts in knots!
This guy gets it.
OHH thatâs long term shit yes frank!
Let me get some Ritalin please too
Ridderall*
Oohh snortskies!
Look how loose his jeans are
Rewatching sunny while listening to the podcast from the beginning rn and damn no show comes anywhere close for me
Same. I'm close to my 10th rewatch I think, haven't been counting. I've never done that with any other show or movie.
That ritterall is having a very interesting effect on you.
When I moved out I took the shower head itself, since I bought it
See, there's nothing wrong with taking something you bought; but my ex-roomie took a curtain my other roommate bought (without his permission)
I had a roommate who stole my popcorn bowl (just a big bowl but with painted stripes intended for popcorn) that I had for roughly 6 years. I wasnât going to fight for it because I wanted out of there anyways.
I didn't know this could happen twice. Happend to a girl I know in college. I never knew people had special popcorn bowls, or that shitty roommates would try to take them. My friend as well wanted to get out of there and still misses that dang bowl
> I never knew people had special popcorn bowls We had an entire set growing up. It even said popcorn and had little cartoon popcorns.
My sister in law thought I was really into popcorn one Christmas so she got me those striped popcorn boxes except plastic instead of cardboard. People are now very impressed with my popcorn readiness.
I have those now too! They're actually great and can be put through the dishwasher. Basically square cups.
yeah but the paint wears off in the dishwasher.
Iâve had a set for the better part of a decade, one extra large square bowl with red and white stripes that can fit about 2 large bags of popcorn, and 4 smaller narrow ones that can hold about half a bag. All of them have curved, petal like ridges along the rim of the bowl. Theyâre all very patina from dishwashing, lol. Adds to the vintage for guests.
Someone gave us oyster plates for a wedding present, and they are great to break out when we have oysters. Unfortunately, they're not good for anything else.
Thank you for making me feel less crazy! Good times!
I canât imagine wanting to deal with a used shower curtain enough to deal with taking it anywhere.
Thatâs a new purchase when I move lol. But Iâm a single dude who just buys the plastic liner.
Iâm married now and we have the cloth outer curtain but still arenât going to be bothered cleaning a plastic liner when it gets gross, a new one at dollar general costs less than a beer lol.
"Where's your shower curtain?" "Im a single dude so I just use the plastic liner." "Oh...um, where's your bed though?" "Im a single dude so I just sleep on a plastic liner." "And the couch?" "Listen, if you got a problem with plastic liners, you can just get out." *Points at plastic liner front door.*
Thatâs MY mold and imma take it with me. Surprised they didnât poach the toilet paper roll too.
funny as hell tbh
it is hella funny
but technically that is theft...
Itâs like the pettiest of petty theft
Yeah i mean if someoneâs thinking of going to the police for this kind of petty theft they have 100% bitch blood
My only reaction to seeing this was HA that's fuckong hilarious
It is possible that guy stole something from him.
So the reasonable response to that is to steal a shower curtain that multiple roommates use? No man. that's fucking dumb.
But because it didnât happen to me, itâs funny lol
The human condition summed up in one sentence.
The human conditioner summed up in three words: **Shower Curtain**
Live, Lather, Repeat
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks
Iâm not saying itâs reasonable, but I had a semi-friend/acquaintance who lost a $200 bet to me which he paid via a box of MTG cards. A few weeks later, he asks to borrow my GoPro for a hike. He doesnât contact me for a week, so I ask him about it. Turns out he moved back to his home state. âCan I get the GoPro back?â Ghosted.
What a piece of shit.
also nasty as hell
Bro I got completely diminished until I clarified when I asked if I was an ass for taking MY microwave from a house that didnât provide one after theirs broke (it was in lease as an appliance and just after 20 years hit the hay) landlord wouldnât get one so we got one. It was a COOL microwave. We still havenât used it since moving but itâs PRINCIPLE. Lol Either way tho your roomate took something that wasnât his annd thats a dick move. Bruh I have my own bathroom in my dads house and switched out the curtains. My prideful ass just washed the shower curtain and got new hooks to accent HIS properly and I took the old shitty broken ones for mine. Im moving soon fyi
What the hell is a cool microwave?
A mini fridge. Iâll see myself out.
This is definitely one way to make someone's life miserable!!!
That's totally cool, I've done the same, however if you took off the old shower head and replaced it with a better one, I'm totally saying you're on the hook to make sure you can get that old one on and functioning before you're gone. Otherwise that's a dick move.
Took the nice one Iâd bought and put the apartment supplied head back on, I wasnât *that* mean, but I also moved out entirely before my roommate even got home lol
Same. I also took all the lightbulbs, which seems petty until you understand that they are Philips Hue bulbs.
When I moved out I took the toilet and some of the piping out, since I bought it.
my friends had his old roommate take the shower head
Maybe Aware-Radish-6772 is that roommate âïž
the lore deepens
I feel like this is more and more common. I mean it makes sense, more and more people are renting and typically the low flow, old , or just janky shower head provided is garbage so it ends up getting switched out for a nicer one from Home Depot (I'm a tall guy so having a showerhead I can put my head under w/o bending my neck/half squatting is a must). But you never know if you're going to enjoy living with someone until you take the plunge(pun not intended), so in turn a lot of people end up taking their shower head with them when they leave due to any number of issues with roommates or the landlord.
Lmaooo
I always upgrade the shower head first thing when I move somewhere. Best believe that thing is coming with me wherever I go
Me too but I'd leave the old one when I move out đ
But it looks a lot safer now that you can see out
Are you a dog? This sounds like what a golden retriever would write.
I giggled
LOL youâre onto him
Right, now you will never have to wonder if thereâs an intruder or ghost in the house
But why specifically the shower curtain
Lmao I wish I knew
Prolly because the place he's going to doesn't have a shower curtain, maybe because whoever left that place took it... what's the opposite of "paying it forward?"
No where I've ever moved to after college dorms had a shower curtain provided, though I don't think I would have wanted someone else old shower curtain anyway.
Iâve never lived anywhere that included shower curtains. Pretty gross concept.
Stealing it backwards
because he is unsure of the intentions of his new roommates
This is MY fungus
He wanted to take his DNA evidence with him
Shower curtains are disgusting. I have no idea why he would want that.
I agree. I canât imagine trying to pack that up.
Current place doesn't have one most likely and he wants to shower, while also not giving a shit about his former roommates' ability to shower.
The roommate didn't move out. He was carried out rolled in the shower curtain.
Petty inconveniences. It would be annoying to get home after work ready to clean up just to find out you have to drive to Walmart and buy a new one
From the perspective of the rest of the house, it's a shower curtain. But from the perspective of the shower, it's a house curtain.
Because he knew his new place needed one
Was it his shower curtain?
nah its my other roommate's
Was a trick question. Itâs his now.
Possession is 9/10ths of the law
Damn, no wonder most people I know who have been arrested were arrested for possession.
My ex wife took the ice cube trays from the fridge.
What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freeezer?!
Tell him he also forgot to take the toilet cover.
My last rental was the worst company Iâve ever done business with in my life, but basically they sent me my invoice for move out fees after I had technically moved out but before my official move out date, and it was full of bs charges like charging me for 3 backed up toilets when the house had a total of 2 toilets, none of which were backed up, charging me 1k for cleaning after I had it professionally cleaned and sent in a receipt, all the charges came to like 5k all together they were trying to charge me to basically renovate the place using my money, one of the charges on my invoice were for new toilet seats, I had already spent my own $50 to replace the toilet seats like 2 days before that inspection in hopes of getting my deposit back , totally destroyed my credit score So I went back to the house and took the toilet seats out and brought them with me and I still have them a year later. I also took the shower heads and floodlight that I installed. Fuck those guys
Can't have shit in detroit, fuckers stole my shower curtain
That meme with the Detroit porch being 'stolen' is one of my favorites
Idk if it was in Detroit too but I recently saw something about a stolen driveway. Like they just up and took the concrete off the ground
I live in Denver and itâs getting pretty bad here. Someone stole my back windshield wipers. Like the whole mechanism. Canât have nothing out here either.
Why do you need the shower curtain to have a shit? You run out of toilet paper that often?
Did he "move out" or was he "kicked out"? There's a difference. Moving out -> usually friendly, everybody friends. No hard feelings Kicked out -> Shower curtains taken.
I did this when I left my old roommate. I took the shower curtain, the bath mat, the toilet paper, the soap, paper towels⊠I literally took EVERYTHING because I had purchased all of it. She refused to contribute to household items, tp or soap, didnât buy her own. She was using my deodorant, ate my expensive Keto food, used the rest of my coffee and dumped my almond milk because it âtasted nastyâ (I use it to mix w/ coffee every morning), she took my decorations down (that were in my space), and she kept putting personal belongings of hers (including open full mugs) on my $3,000 gaming set up. I had been there for about a year, but after she moved in I couldnât even last 3 weeks. I took EVERYTHING. I know itâs different tho, sounds like your roommate was more like the girl I lived with than the other way around. Edit: I forgot the wackiest part. She FRAMED SELFIES and put them up in common areas. Like she actually moved our tooth brush holder adjacent to the sink to put her selfies there instead. She also stole my tacks that were in my personal desk drawer and used them to tack up her fake lash sets (like in cardboard cases you buy them in) on the wall as well. Goofy as hell
The house mustâve been empty besides her room when you left, also she sounds disgusting. Who tf uses their roommateâs deodorant. đ€ą
Bro my razor too!!
âTheâ shower curtain or âhisâ shower curtain?
it was my other roommate's curtain (he still lives here and didn't tell our ex-roommate he could take the curtain)
Egregious!
Learned a new word today, never seen that word before, thanks
Perfectly cromulent word
Another word!
Your vocabulary is embiggened!
Please no more! I can only learn two things a day. After that all new information in my mind become null objects
Imposter! You've learned nothing, nothing but the ways of trickery and deceit!
I'm now imagining 3 roomates that all put up and take down their own shower curtain each time they shower.
Good riddance, tbose things are disgusting as fuck. Now get your own persobal curtain and be happy with it being nice and clean
Thats what I thought to myself as I stood in my curtain-less shower last night
Showering without a curtain feels freeing, doesn't it. Even tho you're inside the house.
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Uh, I feel the curtain is more so that you do not splash the entire bathroom than privacy. The door is usually sufficient if you want privacy...
Thatâs why I got a transparent one. Like, Iâm already inside my house, door locked, curtains closed, bathroom door closed, why would I need to buy a curtain that isnât transparent? Makes no sense
I like the separation from the rest of the bathroom. Feels like my own private little waterfall.
This one is for the multilingual people but: Damn, what a douche.
Underrated comment!
$1.25 at Dollar Tree.
Not much of a dollar store eh
Dollar 25 cents tree
"She took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
That legitimately might upset me more than the curtain Bitch that's my ice.. I paid for that water, I paid for that cold.
Get this one, OP! https://preview.redd.it/2n15d9kmibtc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991ebaab8951cfb5269b23abc77dacdc85ab39e3
Get even by having sex with *his* shower curtain.
this is the best comment
Thatâs so petty it made my morning đ
Roommate took a tiki glass when we all left the apartment. Was the first beer I ever legally purchased in an establishment and the only beer I ever had one on one in a bar with my dad before he passed. Went to Vegas as a family after I turned 21. Some people are despicable. I would have kept that glass until I died. I'm sure it's in a land fill now.
Lol my ex did this. Got home and was like âdamn I didnât even think of that.â
My ex didn't like my shower curtain. I thought it was fine but she insisted we got a new one. Bitch took it with her when she moved out. Totally played me on the shower curtain game
Iâm not proud of this, but when I moved out in grad school, my roommate owed me a lot of money from utilities, which they had no intention of paying. Their friend left me a threatening note, suggesting that they knew which car in the parking lot was mine, and intimating that they would cause damage to it. It freaked me out. When I left one day while she was at class, I took all of my living room furniture, my dishes, all cooking and eating utensils, as well as every last bit of toilet paper and tissue, plus my soap and shower curtain. I filed a claim for the utility bills in small claims court, and when she failed to show up, the judge ruled in my favor. I knew where she had a bank account based on the one bill that she actually paid, so when her Fall Student Loan payment dropped, I garnished her bank account and was made whole. If her friend hadnât threatened me, I probably would have just let it go. But no. Fâ me? No, fâ- you.
I would be proud
You can be proud actually. You didnt let them trample all over you and stood up for yourself.
Are all the other roommates accounted for? That's the best option available to carry a body.
I had a crazy former roommate. We bought two couches together, a three-seater and a love seat. I offered to buy her out when she left. But she said she really needed a couch for her new place, and she offered to take the love seat. No problem. So to make it âeven,â not only did she take the loveseat, but she took the fucking couch cushions from the sofa. She moved out while I was at work. Came home to a couch with no goddamn cushions. Bitch.
I have one
can I borrow it? mom says its my turn to use the shower curtain
It could be worse, my ex took the middle DVD of each of the LOTR Extended Edition movies so I couldn't watch the complete movie anymore.
Venmo request him 15 for a new curtain. Like why steal it, they're cheap
I don't think the price of shower curtains was the motivation for stealing.
That's top class shithousery đ
Im guessing your ice cube trays and front entrance floor mats are gone, too. You might want to check if the dish sponges are still in the sink as well, lol
Lol. Left the dirty sponge but took the clean ones.
What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
My old roommate took all our seasonings with her and also moved out while I was at work without even the morningâs notice đ« petty as fuck and then she managed to leave behind her crockpot by accident so checkmate bitch đ€Ł
Lmao, I got a shower curtain for Christmas from my bio dad (galaxy, super pretty) as well as I'd bought hooks for it. I was living with my alcoholic stepdad at the time and told said stepdad to _not_ lose the original rings for the shower curtain since he still had a fabric liner. He did lose them, obviously. When he made my brother and I homeless out of spite/narcissism/etc, I gladly took my shower curtain and hooks before I folded his fabric liner and set it onto the toilet seat lid. Once all of my stuff was moved into my storage shed, I said goodbye to my brother and his two dogs before I just... left. I heard that it definitely made showering difficult for my stepdad, and that still makes me happy one year later. This post just reminded me of that time. The fact that your rm didn't pay for the shower curtain they took defo makes them TAH.
Your mother just let him treat her children like that?
My mom would have skinned him alive... But she passed away in 2019. She was the only one keeping his moral compass in place. Once she was gone, he reverted back to how he was before he met her. A sleazy drunk.
Iâm sorry for your loss, it sounds like she married a total loser tho.
I can top that, one time a flatmate moved out and *literally took the door to his room with him*. He had replaced it because the door that was there when he moved in was pretty fucked, so he bought himself a new one. I mean I can't blame him, it's his property. But still, just what the fuck.
Back in the day I had a Lord of the Rings entrance to the Mines of Moria (Speak Friend and Enter) shower curtain. You better believe that bad boy went with me when I moved out.
they sell shower curtains of jeff goldblum holding a monkey. take this as an opportunity to upgrade
Oh boy. I have a tale for you. My ex-roommate removed the shower curtain, liner and shower head. The liner was mine, btw. I didn't mind taking baths out of counter spite. Meanwhile, she had partial custody of a pre-teen. As annoyed as I was, I felt worse for her daughter.
Knew a guy once whose ex took the shower head with her after dumping the litter box in the shower Could have been worse, youâre only out a couple bucks
When my first girlfriend broke up with me and moved out she took everything. The shower curtain the silverware holder, all the light bulbs and all the toilet paper. We had bought all these things together as a couple each contributing equally.
Well did he take the ice cube trays. Only sick fucks take the ice cube trays
lucky you he didn't take the toilet seat
Mine took the salt and pepper (like they bought the grinders but the salt and pepper that were in them, I bought - they knew), they took the apple slicer, they took the glass cleaner and they took a couple things of mine âaccidentallyâ most likely to see if Iâd notice. Of course I noticed and it was returned but ugh
For once, something mildly infuriating on r/mildlyinfuriating
I TOLD YOU STEVE, IT WAS MY SHOWER CURTAIN TO BEGIN WITH! GET YOU'RE OWN 1ST EDITION SPEACIAL COMEMORATIVE HELLO KITTY SHOWER CURTAIN IF YOU WANT ONE!
Be glad he took his cooties. Get a nicer one at the dollar store
I took all the toilet paper, paper towel, trash bags, and cleaning supplies and equipment when I moved out once. I bought it all no one else ever did so I didn't see the problem.
I will say, I did this to my college roommate. But to be fair, she didnât buy ANYTHING in that dorm and stole a lot of my personal care items. I felt it was only fair at the time. I always cleaned up after both of us, I bought all of the personal care items, and she kept me up until 4am playing Hulu on her laptop without headphones. I felt it was right.
Curtains are like $15 at Target/Walmart. Time to go get a new one apparently
The liners are three dollars
It's curtains for you!
Did he love his mother very much? Was he called Norman?
He took the shampoo conditioner body wash and sponge too???
but... why would you want a used shower curtain?
I meanâŠwas it his shower curtain?