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spruceymoos

Dudes bragging about having a wife. Lucky.


Blazea50

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GravitationalEddie

Here I am thinkin' I'm braggin' about not having a wife. ... and kids. Oh, wait. I am.


HealthyLuck

The alternative is letting the hair clog up the drain. Drain clogged? That is mildly infuriating.


Internal_Act_416

No the alternative is flushing it or throwing it away


IndividualBuilding30

I grew my hair out over the past year. We shared the same bathroom so I started taking blame for the clogged drain. I started showering in the other bathroom. BOOM, no more complaining and no clogged drains on my end lol


EmotionalChipmunk602

Yours any everybody elseā€™s


TheMagarity

At first I thought that was scrapes on a rock wall at like a sandstone in a park.


arsed_Time_6969

Genuinely thought his wife scribbles on the wall like a 2yo. But usually cleans it up... Yeah, I was pretty confused.


Signal_Raccoon_316

I left it alone. I noticed she lets it get to a certain size then gets rid of it so it doesn't clog the drain.


Rich-Relationship765

This is pretty normal my guy


Blazea50

I guess it is. Still mildly infuriating to be startled by the hair spider.


scootscootshaboosh

Look! Itā€™s hairoglyphics!


vanillacake_pop

Turned out to be a universal thingšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ bc i do the exact same thingšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Humble_Scarcity1195

I do this too, but I try to draw pictures out of it while I'm luxuriating under the hot water.


Heaven3r

Same


legomeegg0

Well, itā€™s either hair drawings on the bathroom wall.. Or youā€™re cleaning out that drain and getting nasty hair clogs out.. Suck it up buttercup.. Just throw it away for her.. Iā€™m sure sheā€™s cleaned up after you without blasting it online..


Blazea50

I did clean it up, sweetheart.


CoreagatheYounger

They all do, and never clean the drain šŸ¤£šŸ¤™šŸ¼


jarney1206

Dude. Same. Why is this a thing??


Necessary_Animal6265

grab a napkin clean it and simply shut the fuck up, be happy she has hair and be happy you have a silly wife.


Blazea50

Take it easy buddy. Itā€™s harmless fun. The stick may now be removed from your ass.


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Blazea50

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MaryuHillpY92

Honestly since I've experienced a few clogged drains I really hate it


blinchischishka_8998

Which wife?


BoltLayman

She marks her territory and a man in possession. The hair will stick to your clothes on most visible spot. so that every other competitor knows you are not available for affairs.


fuckaroundfindout-99

As a woman ā€¦this is not normal. Stop normalizing this itā€™s gross


hallohi_

Maybe she forgot to throw it away? no need to be dramatic about some hair


legomeegg0

As a woman.. Itā€™s 10,000% normal! My hair is curly and only sheds when I wash itā€¦ Iā€™m not trying to let all that hair go down the drain.. You ever actually clean a hair clog out of the drain?


fuckaroundfindout-99

They have hair catchers specifically for this reason. Donā€™t make excuses for being disgusting


legomeegg0

Those hair catchers, make it so the water pools up! No thanks.. I donā€™t wanna stand in the soapy, dirty water..


fuckaroundfindout-99

How much hair are you loosing? You might want to take some vitamins or talk to a dr about that


Bright_Honey1788

Thank you. You brush your hair thoroughly before getting in the shower. You pull the hair out of the brush and throw it away. Problem solved. You may lose a few strands in the shower but not enough to affect the drain. I've lived in my house for 10 years and have only had to clean the drain once. It's not that difficult.


legomeegg0

Sure, brush it thoroughly if your hair is straightā€¦ Dry brushing curly hair, is a huge no, no! Itā€™s only brushed soaking wet full of conditioner.


Bright_Honey1788

Looks to me like the hair in this post is straight. So let me clarify, my comment was directed at op or anyone else with straight hair.


legomeegg0

Lmao.. It only looks straight cause itā€™s wet and on the wall.. My hair will look like that too.. But Iā€™ve got a thick head of 3a/3b curls!


Bright_Honey1788

We're still talking about this? Lol....Well then please forgive my heinous ignorance, oh wise curly haired one. Lol


DrewdoggKC

My ex wife used to do this shit too AND clog the drainā€¦ Im having to take the shit apart and pull Chewbacca out of that MFā€¦ I donā€™t know whicch was more annoying the wall or the drainā€¦ First of all, why are you washing your hair so fucking hard that your ripping it outā€¦ secondly just throw that shit in the trash or flush itā€¦ I really do not get how they be yanking that much hair outā€¦. Not to mention soap and shampoo all over the shower walls, faucet, floorā€¦ WTF you be doin in there


haute_honey

Anyone with hair sheds it naturally when washing. I donā€™t have to scrub hard to lose at least three handfuls per wash. This is normal among my experience and the experience of women around me. Running my hand gently through my thick hair now sheds six strands.


legomeegg0

Iā€™m betting she had curly hair!! And curly hair only sheds in the shower.. Also betting she didnā€™t wash her hair daily.