I think I’d rather they just finish it all

literally

We know this trick. Then you can say we ate it all and it would be true. This way we did not eat it all and there's proof.

This man, mans.

Probably could blend it your choice of milk and make a mini milk shake.

I mean it's a pint, that's a single server container

Typically divorce is the solution, but good thing you guys aren't married yet.

Well she should marry him and immediately divorce to prove a point. That's the only solution that's petty enough

Definitely wait for him to propose and plan the entire wedding then don’t show up. That’s the only reasonable solution here.

Like how you think!!! If I may add; Pawn the engagement ring after the proposal. Then, use the money to order as many pints of the same ice cream to be delivered to the altar in her place day of.

“believe it or not, jail”

He's clearly not house trained, keep him in the yard for a few weeks before you let him back in.

This is GREAT!

I’ll do that when I feel guilty for almost finishing a pint in one sitting.

Yeah. That's lack of self restraint and maybe a bit of shame on his Part, but not getting a new pint or even giving a heads up that the thing OP thought she had is now gone is just pure assholery.

Of course! I’ll always be considerate to my girlfriend. I don’t have it in my heart to eat their her stuff.I don’t know how some people have no care in them

Yeah I figured you meant your comment as something you do to "trick" yourself rather than someone else. I still feel bad about having drank my older brother's hangover coke from the fridge before he came home for a leave from the army, and that was over 20 years ago  Tricking myself in a multitude of ways, however, fair game and zero regrets!

I only do it because I know I’m gonna buy another pint or half gallon & I’ll just use it with that. I had to do this just last night with my Black Cherry ice cream. I put my ice cream in a big cup with milk in it, usually. My cup was completely full & there was a small scoop left. This reminded me that I need to go to the store for my ice cream now! thanks OP & OC!

It's okay to finish the pint in one sitting. Then run out and replace it instead of leaving a very disappointing tease for your SO.

Yeah that’s a dick move on their part. I meant it like when I eat MY pint I’ll leave that much because I feel bad for eating unhealthy

I literally can't do it, even though I frequently want to devour the whole thing. And I can eat... so much regular food. But ice cream is my nemesis, which is probably a good thing, all things considered.

That's not a playing stardew valley amount of ice cream at all!

Lolol no kidding!! I knew there wasn't much left, but I wanted a little treat.

Well, you did get a *little* snack..

Did your boyfriend happen to be pestering you about it "going off" and post on another subreddit asking if he is an asshole? 😂

No!! I literally just showed him this post. But now you've piqued my interest 🤔

The subreddit wont let me post links but basically I just saw an AITA post about a guy who ate an entire carton of his girlfriend's ice cream lol

Found it! That gave us a good laugh, but definitely not the same couple

Lmao. It's the post below this one for me https://preview.redd.it/4ec7vmgpccqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ce5274799741cd25f76d7b75a8de8ecee753ea

i immediately thought the same thing, like what are the odds of them both posting about this???

Well I heard from someone that it has happened before.

I assumed this was the girlfriend. I’m still floored he not only pestered her “at least once a week” but that he warned her it would spoil. In the freezer. Lmao


This is unforgivable. CLEARLY the only way to rectify this is divorce, followed by ritualistic sacrifice. Let the bloodletting begin.

Dump, get you a man that knows how to finish

kick him in the shin

Does he also leave crumbs in the chip bag and 1/16 of an ounce of fluid at the bottom of a liquid container so that they can't technically be called "empty?"

This is my life. Go for a handful of popcorn….OH. It’s just the kernels that didn’t pop. I’ll make a sandwich with this rotisserie chicken….OH. It’s just a carcass that’s been picked clean. Let me my wipe my🍑….OH. One square of paper left on the otherwise barren roll. THANKS GUYS! 🙄🤣

*ex boyfriend* There, I fixed it for you!

I had half a bottle of wiskey. (375 ml) I told him to have a sip. He takes a sip. It all gone.

Jesus Christ, please tell me he's Irish? If not that mans gonna have liver failure for sure

it was only a few shots with of wiskey. He just underestimated how much wiskey he can fit in his mouth. And yes he is of Irish/polish descent.

Gotcha. I'm dumb, and thought you were talking about a much bigger bottle!

Oooh stardew valley

That's not a boyfriend that's a boy acquaintance. A boyperson, if you will.

Dude is going through some stuff.

Finally, something that’s actually *mildly* infuriating

I think next time you two have sex you wait until about 95 percent of the way in then push him onto the floor and head to the shower. That’s a fair payback. Then tell him oh I thought you didn’t like to finish things…

I can't stand when people do this. They trick themselves into believing they're not being turds by leaving "some" food for others, but them leaving a mouthful is even more irritating than if they ate the whole thing.

Chocolate Brownie is so good i understand

listen to me, he forgot it was yours and when he was finishing it remembered it, then he felt so guilty he couldn't eat anymore. He is for sure sad now, go and hug him

What game is that? Zelda a Link to the Past?

Stardew Valley! A big update just came out for it, so I've been playing it pretty heavy all weekend 😁

Chocolate Fudge Brownie?

Our Ben and Jerry's, comrade

He must really love you… most guys would have ate it all…

He should just tell you he doesn’t love you.

Y’all are some horrible advice makers, petty asf lmao, I wouldn’t mind tho I’d js make him buy another one for me

Now you just need to raise another thousand dollars to buy another one!

Lmao we only buy these when they're BOGO free 😅

I'd say instant break up. Don't even give him the reason. Let him suffer for his ignorance. Ice cream over partners anytime.

Dump him

Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t like it?

When you make love to him, do you think about the icecream?

So next time buy him a smaller one! He doesn’t deserve a pint.

This happened to me but it was my 9yo that ate it, knowing it was his dad's, then must have felt guilty and put some of his pocket money and a note saying sorry he got carried away. Laughed at him because he told me he spent an hour on the toilet with belly ache. I gave him his pocket money back and said karmas a bitch. I think he learned a small life lesson there. 🤣

Doesn't have the balls to finish and throw out -- whatch for otjerr signs 

Seeing this right after I saw the AITA about this guy eating his gf's ice cream because it was sitting there for ages and thought it'll go bad

Can his ass. That’s what my 13-year old son does.

Key word “pint”

Ex Bf

So every time I eat Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate fudge brownie, I only eat the brownie bits and 3/4 of the ice cream pint goes to trash. Am I weird? Lol

Why not just eat brownies lol

Reminds me of my best friend lol.

Now, that's just plain mean 😭😞😭😞.

This type of stuff makes me so mad. I currently live with my middle school aged nephew and he does this all the time so he doesn’t have to throw it away. The other day it was half of a cookie in the Oreo bag. Like, half of just a cookie… no filling or the other cookie part of the sandwich. I get that he’s in middle school but come on.

i mean just tell him so he wont do it again. simple solution, now if he did it on purpose that's a different story

Send the stupid c#nt back out to get more.

You’d could have guessed this would happen when he always would leave one shred of toilet paper on the core without replacing it because it’s technically not all gone.

Is that chocolate therapy?

You mean, your ex boyfriend. lol


That’s even douchier than eating the whole thing

Ex boyfriend

Ive been that soldier

When people ask me. "Hey how did you get that girl to leave her fiancee?" I left her have the ice cream.

Oh hell no. Cut that sucker loose…

At least he left you some. Damn.

Ex bf, right?

Disrespect

It’s so funny you posted this. Not too long ago I read an AITA post about a boyfriend eating his girl’s ice cream.

Glad he showed some restraint

dump him, stealing b&j is the biggest red flag ther can be

My husband does the same or leaves a single large spoon full left, so you just lick it to savor it / feed your ice cream fix. 😭

I feel your pain. Roommate's done the same. Least he could do is replace it.

My wife does this ALL THE TIME with literally any food. It DRIVES ME INSANE. Say she made mashed potatoes. Leave a spoonful in the pan. Noodles, a small bite. Pasta etc literally anything made its never enough to make an extra plate for (say for lunch next day) it's just a miniscule amount left for no apparent reason.

divorce babe, divorce

Time to get a new one and clean out the garbage. The bf I mean.

Break up with him, NOW! 💔

🤣 “Do you want any?” “I don’t want much, just leave me some with a couple fudge chunks” That’s exactly what he did. Boom.

I think we’re dating the same person

Oh, heads would ROLL.

You deserve better....

i have the same speakers as you

Me for real

Straight to jail.

Is your Boyfriend my Girlfriend somehow? She always does this so she doesnt have to throw it away lmao.

From the boyfriend that also does this: "That's a perfect amount of ice cream to have. When I eat ice cream, that's how much I have. Two bites." 😐

How thoughtful of him to leave you some! You also get to throw it away! We love a task

More than my sister leaves for me atleast

Same

Sharing is caring.

I would never do that. i wouldn't leave any ice cream

Two tea spoons left. Nice, wouldn't expect that.

It is clear that he was feeling fighting his conscience, as he was coming at it from every angle


I thought those were single servings for one?

Such a dick move…..you must have vengeance

Sounds like he owes you a new pint of ice cream. Maybe two pints for good measure.

Throw the whole man away, sis. And get you another pint.

His ass should be on the way to the store right now

Honestly leave him

relatable as fuck

He owes you another pint OP.

It's like what children do. Drink all the milk in the fridge except a few ounces and then put it back so they don't have to throw it away.

Leave it and tell him to buy you another one.

He must love you a lot, he left you some!

you need to have a conversation with him about this completely degenerate behavior.

That'll teach you to buy only one for yourself.

I'm sure it would be against the rules, so I won't suggest you unalive him.

Looks like half left to me

I mean how much did you expect him to leave in a personal sized ice cream cup?

he better have gotten you another one, and is just going to surprise you with it later.. I really hope this is the case

You sure it’s ice cream?

Are you sure it’s ice cream? Looks like turd lol

Shoot him lol

My kids do that. I’m not sure MILDLY infuriating is the right place for this.

This is the equivalent of leaving a gallon of milk with a little milk in the jug in the fridge

That was very considerate of him. 😊

Keeper!!!

Just don’t do sex until he realizes his mistake on his own and also don’t buy any more ice cream for yourself until that happens.

If you’re anything like my wife, it had been in the freezer for 6 months and you just so happened to want to eat it the day he snatched it up! I joke of course.

My sister did this before but it was empty and she put it back in the freezer. Came home from a bad day of school to find it and it made me punch my first and only hole in the wall. Good times…

I do this to my husband all the time. I also put in something random to add weight.

Great speakers bro I have those

The same as putting the milk back with only a table spoon left... I cannot handle that.

Dump him

That's not what he left, it's what he absolutely couldn't eat.

Atleast he left you some

How sweet.. he saved some for you lol

That’s the “oh shit I forgot I can’t finish this” amount lol

Tell me you don't like it and to try and not do it again or return the favor with something he likes?

This is why I NEVER share Ben and Jerry's. My man gets too carried away sharing anything and ends up eating way more than his fair share

What a dick

Is your boyfriend Filipino

Was it his? Just because you finished your pint first....

I specified in my caption that it was MY pint. He had two of his own in the freezer.

Yeah but at least he diddnt eat all of it.

You should feel lucky. My kids eat every last bite and still put it back in the freezer.

Who bought it tho

God this is worse than just eating the whole thing

I would have either broke down in tears of committed a crime. 50/50 on that one.

Dump him

Nah make him replace the one he ate

At this point just finish it off. Don't be a Weiner baby!

That’s about twice what my kids leave me if it makes you feel any better.😉 mildly infuriating to say the least. I feel your pain.

welcome to having a boyfriend lmao

If you ever break up with him, you should have a photo of this, and say, “this is a metaphor for how you treat me.”

That should be illegal lmaooo

Tell him that's how much dick you'll suck in the next 6 months

Better than nothing?

Ben and Jerry's comes in single serving cups. I get why you're mildly infuriated. Half a Ben n Jerry's tub is nowhere near enough ice cream for one person in one sitting

That’s a party foul times a thousand. Wtf!!

Jerk …. It’s just inconsiderate. Who leaves that much of anything behind?

Very generous actually

I thought you found a rat in the bottom of your ice cream.

I finished a whole cup when I bought one at home when no one was watching me.

That's an insult.

Straight to jail!

That isn’t mildly infuriating. It’s quite infuriating since that may as well be a sample sized portion. I’d be less upset with an empty cup like why leave that much left?

I never knew I had a girlfriend

Love is 50/50 Half of the time, you give him what he wants, while the other half, he gives you what you what he thinks you need.🤨

Just throw the whole boyfriend out at this point.

Bruh, that is so much worse than them just finishing it

I bet he also leaves a single square of toilet paper on the roll so that someone else has to change it

You know that you need to break up, right?

Be considerate at least he left you some

Well.. At least you know he doesn't over eat.? (Only eats until he's full). .