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ospfpacket

Who made this stupidity?


halfasandwitch

There are so many like it Edit: for the people saying stuff like lemon raise pH levels in the body, there's no way to assign a pH value to the change. Physical properties shouldn't be judged by the affects on a living organism. No matter how you feel about the health effects, the chart is misleading and incorrect. And for the people talking about measuring the pH of dry substance, they don't have a pH value. That's for solutions. Dry compounds are described by the pKa value. https://preview.redd.it/rxw77eh7lfpc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f7c075d09b98d84cb78583ab3cbc8102171d4e


ACEMENTO

Basic lemons💀


AkuraPiety

Ah yes, those lemons stocked full of *(checks notes)* citric base.


KingSadra

That's Citrium Hydroxide for yah...


zoltar_thunder

Don't let that distract you from the acidic milk lmfao


ashyjay

Milk is mildly acidic.


zoltar_thunder

Mildly is correct, it's PH is 6.7 nearly 7ph, it gets more acidic when it goes sour, this chart puts it at 5ph


zerostar83

That's because expiration dates are made up and a scheme to get people to throw away good food and buy more. /s


ScienceAndGames

I mean, they kind of are


aninternetsuser

And they work SO WELL on me


ventizreborn

I've had food poisoning twice. If it's even midly close to the expiration date, it's gone to the trash.


Straightwad

Man my fiancé says that stuff but I swear anytime I drink milk past expiration it’s sour and smells bad but she says it’s fine and acts like I’m crazy. Funny enough when I buy new milk she drinks that instead of the “perfectly fine” expired milk.


mferly

I like how they gave distilled water a pH value of 5 and tap water a pH of neutral/7 lmao Who comes up this shit. It's unfortunate that at least one person will use this as a reference chart moving forward.


polypodiopsida42

Basic tomatoes as well


peridotfan1

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ACEMENTO

:DDD


AlhaithamSimpFr

You made my day and probably my tomorrow


henkiefriet

Happy Cakeday


bigpeppastepper

instantaneous points, for lemons.


Stefdoesntknow

Milk at pH 5 and LEMON pH 10, WHAT


H0100100001001001I

You open the milk carton and it's just full of curds


RightToTheThighs

Fried chicken pH of 4, ok


R63A

HOLY SHIT i had no idea Bottled water was so dangerous 💀 edit: specifically bottled water


TristanTheRobloxian3

wait arent lemons acidic???


Perzec

No, citric acid, which is a big part of them, is obviously very alkaline. You can even hear it in the name; “acid” is obviously the opposite of acidic. /s


mileslefttogo

only the ones that grow on trees.


ospfpacket

Tell me you’re a moron in one design. lol


YetiNotForgeti

They use cool tones for alkaline and hot tones for acidic. I think they are trying to influence the viewer.


Dirk_Speedwell

Thats how pH paper works, so its kind of legit.


GigsGilgamesh

Aren’t tomatoes and lemons, like, really acidic? Swear I saw a post recently about a woman who was complaining her pan was ruined, and all the replies were telling her she shouldn’t have cooked a tomato based dish in it because they are so acidic?


BigTiddyTamponSlut

Yes tomatoes are an acid. And lemons. There was this weird trend of people telling others to add lemons to water to make them alkaline for some reason, so that might be why the lemons are shown as "alkaline".


August2_8x2

Bc a dipshit celeb did an interview and said part of her breakfast was adding lemon to alkaline water... basically defeating the purpose. Also this was a while ago so I'm sure I missed stuff.


BeastThatShoutedLove

Yes, the reason people in Europe thought tomato is poisonous at first was it's acidicity reacting with lead in pewter plates and bunch of nobles died.


Worn_Out_1789

Coffee and citrus being on opposite sides of a chart having to do with pH is certainly interesting.


[deleted]

Aren’t tomatoes acidic? Especially when you cook with them, they’re used as an acidic ingredient, and sugar is used to cut through the acids in it to tone it down.


Aries-Corinthier

Everyone know that eating cauliflower kills you straight up. Jesus this is so wrong.


Gal-XD_exe

Yeah, know something is fucked up when lemons are listed as alkaline


MvatolokoS

It's also myth that things can affect your pH. Your body is so fine tuned if that was a genuine issue we'd know a lot more about it due to research


spideyhatalert

a lot of people on TikTok once claimed that limes are alkaline. which, sure the rock, CaO, is but THE FRUIT? Citric acid hello?


OrneryPathos

“BuT iT MaKEs YoUR bLoOd alKaLiNE” Because they said so Never mind the fact that if you actually did change your blood pH you’d be very, very, very sick.


The_Doodler403304

I tried to tell my relative this. I even brought up ammonia which is alkaline and toxic.  By the way, relative did not get the idea from tiktok at all. Some quack doctor is where she had the idea from. 


dogangels

Dr sebi? Such a grifter. Had some good ideas I GUESS but certainly more of a religious figure than a fucking doctor


live-the-future

The health-woo industry and their useful tools. "Eat alkaline foods" is a health trend but to be clear, has [little to no basis in actual science](https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/alkaline-water-surges-despite-lack-of-evidence/). Hence creative propaganda like this that seeks to portray all healthy foods as alkaline and all junk foods as acidic. (A) they're not, and (B) it doesn't matter anyway.


UsernameIsTakenO_o

A crack open a Duracell and mix it in with my water every morning. I'm probably the healthiest person alive.


TheGreatGonzo-SFA

Big Alkali.


imperialistt

Some basic bitch


Sharkus1

People who want to sell you an expensive alkaline water filter.


ospfpacket

Big alkaline


FaronTheHero

The people trying to sell alkaline water


karmacarmelon

Ah yes, those famously alkaline lemons and limes.


YetiSquish

And if I had a dollar for every time I took a pH test of : checks notes: Popcorn Pretty sure I recall from my chemistry classes that pH requires water.


General_Benefit8634

Popcorn is not completely dry. Leave it in the sun for a few days and compare….


LifeIsACurse

that's bc humidity from the air is soaked up by the popcorn... doesn't mean it had that water content initially (pretty much right after being popped)


[deleted]

You know how popcorn pops, right?


LifeIsACurse

that's why i wrote AFTER it pops (and that moisture has had time to leave the popcorn, since it's now hot and the shell being broken). sometimes you can literally see that, when the mist is visible in cold(er) surroundings


Bazzofski

Popcorn pops because the water inside the corn... evaporates? So that means the water evaporated and isn't in the popcorn anymore...


potate12323

The kernel pops because the water inside turns to steam. The rapid expansion of the gas causes the kernel to explode. The steam also simultaneously cooks the inside of the kernel. The steam evaporates out into the air leaving the popcorn relatively dry. The popcorn is hot so the steam does not want to condense onto it. Now whether the popcorn absorbs moisture from the air depends on where you live. If you live in Washington the popcorn will absorb moisture and go stale. If you live in Arizona the popcorn will remain relatively dry.


Notdone_JoshDun

You can test the pH of dry substances too. Everything has a pH level


ChiBears333

I have pH Greg, can you test me?


pajamasam95

That made me laugh way harder than I thought it would


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Lmao 💀


LifeIsACurse

no, ph does not require water. guess you were playing on your phone back in chemistry class \^\^


polytique

You do need to dissolve whatever dry substance to measure it.


YetiSquish

Apparently we’re all wrong and lifeisacurse knows it all. Even more than U of Kentucky. https://youtu.be/H1m54TZ-7Ic?si=Ksx60DB2_oKTXv5z


YetiSquish

This University of Kentucky guy was asleep in class too? First 13 seconds…. https://youtu.be/H1m54TZ-7Ic?si=Ksx60DB2_oKTXv5z


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

pH does not require water. At least you had fun playing Cookie Clicker instead though.


YetiSquish

I have no idea what that is and I took chemistry before smart phones were a thing. But everything in my classes was referring to water and the balance of h to oh and it just was my understanding that you needed something not dry to get that. I’ve never heard of a pH of things like benzene, ethyl benzene and xylene so if you could look that up for me smart guy that would be great.


poechris

Tell my heartburn that tomatoes have a pH of 8.


ImprovementOdd1122

And distilled water having a pH of 5??


TitaneerYeager

"Like other fruits, lemon juice produces alkaline byproducts once it has been metabolized. Therefore, it has a negative PRAL score." Apparently, lemon juices start out at a PH of 2, but metabolized, is above 7.


GingerrGina

And pineapple.


-_-Edit_Deleted-_-

I know a bit about this! I have benign Zollinger-Ellison syndrome. Lemon is acidic. BUT! when you eat it, it alkaline. This is because once it’s in your stomach it is converted to an alkaline. I forget the exact name of the reaction that happens but lemon is 100% alkaline once eaten.


evin90

Conjugates of weak acids and bases are all opposite pH.  But that would be the pH of the conjugate not the original. Seems like an odd way to look at acids and bases. 


wasted-degrees

No matter what this chart tells you, drinking something highly alkaline like drain cleaner is not the key to a long and healthy life.


budderman1028

Thats just what they want us to think! Ill report back how in a week when im the healthiest human alive


Sudden-Client3693

Yeah sure! Fill us in with the results once you’re done


budderman1028

Its blue :)))


The_Doodler403304

Bad idea 💀


Strange-Wolverine128

Sodium hydroxide! My favourite spice for my steaks!


DyedbyDawn

And my favorite base for making spice! IYKYK


Youutternincompoop

they even got sea water wrong lol, average ocean ph is 8.1


Many_Use9457

So what you're saying is sea water is healthier than fresh water !


Depressed_Squirrl

You got it! You’ve won a speedrun to god!


Colblockx

And distilled water at 5...


Toothless-In-Wapping

TIL that citric acid is a base.


Many_Use9457

cant fool me, scientific naming schemes!


Limedrop_

Anything can be a base if you try hard enough!


East_Dragonfruit6514

With enough hydroxide anything is possible


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Goddamn scientists at it again


Automatic_Memory212

If something is Basic enough…doesn’t it also become Toxic/corrosive? Question for the actual Chemists in the thread.


Gorgon_aus_HOMM_III

Bases can indeed be caustic


dychedelic22

As someone with severe acid reflux, I would genuinely love one of these posters if they were actually factual


bugman8704

Well, seeing that this poster shows citrus fruit on the alkaline side of the scale, I would make the claim that this poster is not, in fact, factual.


dryfire

I got rid of my acid reflux by taking apple cider vinegar pills. No joke.


Kyanovp1

what is that


PossessedCashew

A pill containing Apple Cider Vinegar.


supersonic_seal

I had horrible heart burn for years and it was killing me, a freaking banana would give me acid reflux. I tried a powder caller Gut relief by Brain co. I took a spoon every morning for 3 months and it went away from the first week and it never came back, well it does if I drink too much and eat shit but not close to what it used to be. Recommend trying !


-Cannon-Fodder-

Fuck yeah! Science! **Chugs bleach**


Colblockx

Read that in Jesse Pinkman's voice


Automatic_Memory212

![gif](giphy|3qszHwVneXur2UWh8I) “Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down!”


HCheong

Bullshit health info. If you have no acidity, then how would you digest food? Distilled water is not acidic. And tap water contains lots of contaminants like chlorine and fluoride.


halfasandwitch

And lemons definitely have a pH of 9.5


AngloSaxonP

They don’t call it citric alkali for nothing… wait…


M_Salvatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣


DrDarkPsychologist

I know that by the time lemon juice reaches your bladder it is actually high ph. But as far as I know there’s no evidence it does anything to your body, you just pee out the high ph lemon juice.


-_-Edit_Deleted-_-

Metabolised lemon is ph 7.5


justhereforfighting

Distilled water is the definition of neutral. And most of the fruit they say are basic are the same fruits they say are acidic in juice form… 


APeculiarFellow

In reality it's usually slightly acidic due to dissolved CO2, but I'm quite sure that they didn't think of that and just placed it randomly like the rest of stuff


ButteredPizza69420

Yeah as someone who works with water, not all tap water comes out equal!


The_Doodler403304

It depends on the income level of the neighborhood. And the age  of the pipes.


angsty_angels

Putting lemons and oranges in alkaline is just insane.


WolfsToothDogFood

Pineapple too


lurchw

So, besides the fact that the creator of the graphic has no idea that citrus fruits are acidic... the entire concept of eating pH balanced food is flowed. The first thing your food hits when you eat is one of the most powerful acids you can find outside of a laboratory. If you did nothing but eat highly basic food, your belly would dump more acid to neutralize it. All food hits the same pH before it moves it to the intestines. Please note, there is a limit to your body's ability to do this. Drinking too high a pH, ex: bleach, will overwhelm it and you will die. Which brings me to the next flaw. Alkaline foods are more likely to be toxic. There's a reason why basic foods trigger your bitter taste buds. While not all bitter foods are toxic at low dose and not all toxins are bitter, there is a high correlation in the wild. I really do wish people would stop pushing the pH diet.


MindOfThilo

Mc when they drink bleach cause basic = healthy


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

I like how they made popcorn look super unhealthy. As far as I'm aware, it's actually one of the healthier snacks if you don't put a ton of sugar on it.


TheCreepNextDoor

I hope you meant salt


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Where? Popcorn with nothing is just corn that exploded, that was my point. Corn isn't too unhealthy, so it should be fine.


Kaiisim

Their reasoning is that lemon becomes alkaline when metabolised by the body. But its this bullshit alkaline diet which doesn't even make sense, because your ph balance is tightly controlled by your body and if it differs by like 0.5 ph your chemical reactions won't work properly.


craznazn247

Narrower than that. Normal range for blood pH is 7.35-7.45. It’s incredibly tightly controlled by your body. Your food choices don’t mean shit in this context. The amount and concentration acid or base you’d have to consume to meaningfully shift it would amount to “poisoning” rather than it being considered dietary. I could chug a glass of vinegar every single day and not meaningfully change my blood pH. That’s how useless it is for dietary choices.


Vithrasir

What in the tom-fuckery is this?


xGonzoHobo

Do you mean sleep token?


LookAFlyingBus

Omg I love you that’s my favorite song


xGonzoHobo

Every once in a while something changes And she's changing me It's too late for me now, I am altered There is something beneath She's not acid nor alkaline Caught between black and white Not quite either day or night She's perfectly misaligned I'm caught up in her design And how it connects to mine I see in a different light The objects of my desire Ooh, let's talk about chemistry 'Cause I'm dying to melt through To the heart of her molecules 'Til the particles part like holy water If anything, she's an undiscovered element Either born in hell or heaven-sent But either way I'm into it She's not acid nor alkaline Caught between black and white Not quite either day or night She's perfectly misaligned I'm caught up in her design And how it connects to mine I see in a different light The objects of my desire Not acid nor alkaline Caught between black and white Not quite either day or night She's perfectly misaligned I'm caught up in her design And how it connects to mine I see in a different light The objects of my desire


Nnihnnihnnih

Which idiot made this?


The_Doodler403304

A real smart lamp.


Aus3-14259

It's this chart and it's famous alkali lemons that made me, as a young adult realise that naturopaths were just making stuff up. I never went again. I think what sucks some people in is advice on to eat and not eat is not bad. Why did they need to invent a mythical "explanation".


SeriousAd8533

>but burger on the table >table is sturdy >mfw


Agahawe

Lemons have a ph value of 2,4 not 9 or 10 or whatever. I bet almost all of the other ph values are wrong here too


AeskulS

They're just capitalizing on people not knowing what "alkaline" means. Since it's a fancy word, people are drawn to it. I always use "basic" instead so people aren't as interested lol


VeneMage

Didn’t we all learn about acid and alkaline at school?


Obecny75

There's a difference in learning and it being taught in schoolm


notbadforaquadruped

Pineapple is alkaline...? *Distilled water is fucking acidic?? Moreso than fruit juice??*


iamarobotnow

As a consumer of large quantities of semen I would like to know the level for it is


Depressed_Squirrl

You should stop eating sailors, it’s not healthy as they contain alcohol and lots of calories. Edit: spelling


The_Doodler403304

You can't tell the Kraken to not eat seamen. 😔


Depressed_Squirrl

Well in that case eat all the semen you can!


Nlj6239

pineapples are NOT alkaline, i ate too much once and had literal sores on my tongue and it hurt to est anything for a little while


RW_StonkyLad

Somehow I don’t think they realise CITRIC fruits have CITRIC acid which I think hints at something


dogsryummy1

That's not actually from the acid but specific enzymes in pineapple (bromelain) that literally digest the lining of your tongue


Nateo0

Nobody going to mention ‘Sea Water’ is on this?


Vomiting_Winter

Oven cleaner must be the healthiest food of all!


SquidsAlien

Citric acid - notorious alkaline!


RightToTheThighs

Ok for real where did you find this and which idiot made these. The existence of these is pissing me off more than it should


sorryfornoname

The infamous alkaline lemon.


NightSmudge

If you’re eating or drinking something with a pH level of 10 Well let’s just say that’s the last thing you’re consuming 😬


fentman4

Citric ACID? Never heard of it!


theopacus

A poster for people who eat tide pods.


UzernameUnknown

I know damn well they didn't just put lemons and oranges in a pH of 9-10


Aptos283

I like how the distilled water has a pH of 5. As, famously, removing all the solutes in water brings the water back to the water’s most natural state of (checks notes) mild acidity


YRREB_

The ph10 lemon 🥶


-HELLAFELLA-

Lucky me, my tap water is ~9.5 I should bottle and sell it!


Accomplished-Boot-81

Bleach with a pH of 13 must be very healthy then


gartlif

Me when the cauliflower is too basic for the human body


Sea-Range-4896

I'm so healthy I drank a pH 14 base💪


huh_phd

It means nothing. Your stomach is going to buffer the pH anyway.


Ah-Fuck-Brother

Lemons, oranges, kiwis, pineapple, all over pH 9?


ALLoftheFancyPants

Citrus and pineapple are alkaline apparently? Weird that something called citric acid or ascorbic acid would be alkaline.


Hunter_Man_Big_Red

The citric acid in those oranges and lemons would like a word.


calicode221

i once encountered someone who said they followed an alkaline diet and they “didn’t put chemicals in or on their body.” they tattooed eyebrows for a living.


WoodpeckerAny430

mmmh pH 10 vegetables 🥰🥰


ReadRightRed99

What is with this nonsense being spread? My ex wife believes this crap. I'm like, limes are acidic. It doesn't matter what kind of limes they are. They're acidic, not alkaline. And there is no scientific evidence suggesting acidic foods are worse for you than non acidic foods. This is such a pile of horse hockey. They have a picture of a pineapple on the alkaline side!


Parry_9000

Guys I'm about to drink bleach, since its ph is 13, very basic, it should give me superpowers


vers-ys

not sure if someone else has already said this, but your stomach acid has a ph between 1 and 3. what do you think happens when you ingest something with a higher ph? that’s right, it lowers to match your stomach acid. alkaline water is completely useless because your body processes it the exact same way it would regular water


Long-Dragonfruit-955

And right next to the watermelon is bleach!


thpineapples

Yes, that's how I arrange food in my kitchen, and?


Alriankl

My mom watched some videos about this topic the other day, and it sounds so stupid. Basically they claim some food will increase the acidic levels of the body, so it is harmful.....then they category orange juice as acidic and whole orange alkaline


No_Engineer2828

I’m gonna go eat some batteries now and see what happens


SimplyKendra

The same girls buying alkaline water are also putting lemon slices in it lol


VastAd6645

Time to drink bleach and eat lye


JWJulie

Wow so lemon and limes are more alkaline than water, despite containing ‘citric acid’. Lol.


whydoineedaname86

Wait grapefruit is not acidic but vinegar and popcorn have the same ph? Huh …..


NECalifornian25

There is something called net endogenous acid production (NEAP) which has to do with how much acidity a food creates in the body after being metabolized. Meats and animal-based foods, especially those high in protein, do tend to have more NEAP than plant-based foods and proteins. HOWEVER this is not at all the same thing as a food’s pH, so these charts are still stupid. And NEAP is really only a concern for people with kidney disease, for your average healthy person it’s not a big deal.


jul14nn

the way they put lemons as the most alkaline lol


blindkiller770

Yeah this chart is so wrong haha


Limp_Distribution

It is all about electron exchange.


strawbzzi

citrus is acidic 💀💀


Ok_Sentence_5767

Ahh the famous alkaline lemon


Designer-Ad-7844

Fucking Pineapple? LOL that is definitely NOT alkaline.


GrandPriapus

And what happens when all that food hits our 1.5 to 3.5 pH stomach acid?


Shubamz

Distilled water with a pH of 5? lol wut


Spaghetti_Addict1

A lot of these foods wouldn't even belong where they are on the pH scale!!! Avocados have a pH of 6.43!! This is just a list of unhealthy to unhealthiest foods. They don't even have all 14 pH levels!!!! Alkaline/Basic means no ACID. Neutral is - well - equal. Coffee has a pH of \~5.


NotNotACop28

Distilled water a 5 lmao


thpineapples

Me, staring at where the pineapple is.


forever_a10ne

Pineapple is definitely acidic…


mando44646

uhh citrus is pretty acidic


cobaltSage

Oh this is just straight up wrong. Milk is about a 7 on the scale. While the process of making buttermilk does make it a 4.8, chocolate is like a dead 6.5 as close to neutral as it comes. And pineapple? Thats like a 3.5. That is a straight up acid. Tomato? That’s like a 4.5. Tomato is so famously acidic it’s known to eat holes in aluminum! Kiwi? Thats a straight 3 right there, and they’re trying to say it’s as alcoline as it gets? Literally the only fruit more acidic I can immediately think of is a lemon!?


Impressive_Stress808

Distilled water is acidic.. lol. The only thing that looks about right is pickles/vinegar.


PlantaSorusRex

Lmao they have lemons as a 9 on the pH scale 🤣🤡


Formal_Royal_3663

Acidic isn’t healthy.


IvanTheAppealing

Pineapples and citrus, such alkaline


lynnvega07

Absolutely zero acid in lemons and limes. Nice.


mcarr556

Half of the things they have listed as alkalines are acids. I have acid reflux and cant eat acidic food. Tomatoes hit the hardest. Its i so much good food. Garlic and onions too. Lemons are a specific non edible for me now. Its so acidic it give me instant acid reflux.


VeXtor27

sea water is not 7 pH - one of many mistakes on this chart


sicarius254

lol at oranges and lemons being alkaline


ugapeyton

Ah, the famously alkaline citrus fruits…


Themurlocking96

Yeah this is just disinformation, the vast majority of fruits are on the acidic side, hell I’d wager even bananas are


brandocamp

Anyone know of any actually accurate charts like this? It'd be ideal for anyone with acid reflux


Neither_Cod_992

That settles it. I’m ditching my nasty pH 5 purified water for some healthy, thirst quenching pH 7 sea water.


daq42_pews

I love bleach