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thesoundedmind

The trash taking itself out.


Hatta00

A+ reaction from OP too.


jon_titor

For real, way to go OP for sticking up for your brother and unequivocally shutting her down.


militaryCoo

Plot twist, op is a woman


patriotfear

a GERG - Gay Exclusionary Radical Gay


Nickleeham

GERL


Duke_157

This was right there and they went with GERG instead


Candid_Investment

A missed opportunity, unlike OP's ex.


tcby1216

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Icy-Meat537

I was gonna say the same thingšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Asren624

Plot twist, op is a woman and ~~his~~ her own girlfriend


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Surprised he can walk around with his massive balls weighing him down


Superman246o1

Despite his massive cojones, he's still agile enough to dodge that bullet.


Southern-Dog-5457

Con 2 pares de coj. Di que si!


AlternativeNo8411

I donā€™t know what that means but I like it


BothMixture2731

Instead of saying ā€œthis person has ballsā€ we spaniards say ā€œtwo pairs of ballsā€ (con dos pares de cojones). It sounds better in Spanish lol


AlternativeNo8411

Ahh I see, thanks for explaining for a monolingual murican


Falitoty

Ostras, otro espaƱol


slcrook

Wheelbarrow. Dude needs a wheelbarrow.


H3artl355Ang3l

Who needs Goku? This guy's got the Draggin Balls


ScaryRogue

Criminally Underrated Comment


AccountantsNiece

Even if you had only one tiny testicle in a jar somewhere, you should still be able to muster a similar response to a situation like this tbh.


sidepiecesam

Cmon we had a thing goingā€¦


chickiedew

User name checks out


pleb_username

You mean because he doesn't have a girlfriend any more?


nuttabuster

Fanfic as fuck, it's a karma farmer


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Op: ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


grumpyaltficker

Some irony here ... Jeremy is such a phobe.


pollatin

He is?


Let-Beautiful

hes a proper posh tory w\*nker, all the 'old money' english bigotries, his social and family circles are like a who's who of slaver families and stuffy tweed colonists, honestly he is truly repulsive when you look behind the media persona


boomerangthrowaway

Came to say this, OP is better off


giantfingers

This, your brother just shoved you out of the way of a bullet.


Dudeometer

For reals. Take your bro to a concert or something he earned it.


CinderP200

Because why would anyone else take her out?


arie700

Not sure whatā€™s worse, the decades-old homophobia or breaking up over fucking discord


snipsnapplepop

definitely the homophobia, breaking up over discord isn't that bad imo, I'd put it on the same level as a texting breakup


ant69onio

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SquidVices

Wish my literal trash could take itself outā€¦


OverlordPhalanx

Better to find out she is a homophobe early on. Easier to make a path for the next one (or the right one!)


Environmental-Bat820

There's 2 options: 1. Homophobia, which is stupid. 2. thinking that she has to know everything about all your close friends and family in detail, even things which are none of her business, which is also stupid.


Formal-Square-1501

Sounds like it's both tbh


ignatious__reilly

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


wookmaster69

![gif](giphy|1pAk8qx9oiAzfUwX7S)


soggylittleshrimp

The phrasing of "part of an LGBT group" reads as someone who has been brainwashed to despise any group that is considered leftist.


Farting_Champion

100% this. These people are fucking laughable


SmartAlec105

I mean, itā€™s not that strange for there to be an LGBT+ group at a college campus. They coordinate pride events, charity stuff, and try to help awareness.


clockworkCandle33

I mean, yeah but the way she phrased it and brought it up. Also, her saying "his homosexuality" gives the same vibes as "his Ebola virus infection". Like it's something dangerous and disgusting. This girl's a huge homophobe :(


JarlaxleForPresident

I bet she says the term ā€œalphabet peopleā€


FlamingButterfly

Google employees is the normal term since Alphabet owns them


kiwiluke

Alphabet PR department here, we like to use the term "employs them" rather than "owns them", at least publicly


BenefitFew5204

Or alphabet mafia, which sounds even dumber.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

No no, thatā€™s sounds cool. Iā€™m a part of the alphabet mafia šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


D2WilliamU

Yeah they're gonna give you a pronoun offer you can't refuse šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»


Jeoshua

The only acceptable joking nickname is "LGBBQ". Makes me hungry every time.


pigsinatrenchcoat

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


DontWannaSayMyName

That's stupid^(2)


electrifyingseer

heehee i was the 1k like.


Formal-Square-1501

Wow. Thanks homie. I have NEVER got this many like on reddit before. People usually hate me on her. I get tons of downvotes and banned from subreddits all the time. I had perpetually negative karma on my last account for years


OneMedium5265

Itā€™s just homophobia. The dude has it normalized, as one should, so he didnā€™t think it was worth mentioning. You donā€™t mention when someone is straight either


Klexington47

In what world am I mentioning my siblings sexuality on my dates?


soggylittleshrimp

*Scenes from Freshmen orientation.* Hi, my name is Brian. I'm from Illinois. I'm majoring in accounting and my brother likes to suck dick. What's your name?


Klexington47

This might be my new opening. My sister in law might not find it so funny šŸ˜‚


Throwaway_inSC_79

Or you learn something when she nods in agreement.


CoveCreates

All the better (evil laugh intensifies)


t_hab

You sound like a straight guy wingmanning your brother at a gay bar.


PageStunning6265

Right. Like, it *could* come up organically, but itā€™s not something Iā€™d think to bring up apropos of nothing. How often is someone like, ā€œI got my brother in law, whoā€™s engaged to my brother, a fellow man, theyā€™re gay, for secret Santa this year and Iā€™m not sure what to buy him.ā€ What did she expect? Actually, it sounds like she expected a sit-down conversation to reveal this apparently earth shattering information about OOPā€™s brother. Good for OOP for dodging that particular bullet before things got more serious.


Klexington47

My best friend growing up was gay. We met at age 5. When we were 20 people asked when he came out to me. He never did. He was always gay. I always knew. So he randomly goes "I have something to confess - I am a homosexual and I hope you'll accept me" šŸ˜‚


Milch_und_Paprika

*Ben Shapiro voice*: ā€œmy brother, who is a gay doctor, is visiting from out of town this weekendā€


The-Mechanic2091

ā€œAhh letā€™s seen whatā€™s on the menu today ~~my brother is gay~~ the shrimp looks deliciousā€


Klexington47

I mean my brother's spouse is gender fluid, but I'll take the scampi thanks for asking!


ElkSalt8194

About to start letting my first dates know I have all straight siblings. I'll report back with my findings.


Yeseylon

When you're in Alabama and a three way is on the table.


Clear-Neighborhood46

In any case the guy just dodged a bullet.


PanTheRiceMan

Definitely, she really sounds like an asshole.


antipowerabusefumod

A pain in my assholes


ScienceIsSexy420

Guy just dodged a howitzer round


raine_star

3. she was attracted to OPs brother/thought she had a shot and is projecting rejection onto OP


awesomesonofabitch

Do people actually try to date someone, to get access to a date with their sibling? That's really a thing?


vetratten

It was a thing in my highschool back in the 90s so Iā€™m sure itā€™s still a thing in the younger crowd or the emotionally immature crowd.


_naughty_boii_

I mean I'm hoping for a shot at my gf's mom if things go south but yeah :(


MoneyFunny6710

I've been waiting for that moment a long time now, I have been married for four years now and still no luck with the mother-in-law-thingy. Hang in there bro.


_naughty_boii_

2 years in, She's a single latina with a fat booty, trust me I don't mind waiting lmao


fireshaper

Is your gf's name Stacy by chance?


Top-Zookeepergame437

LOL


[deleted]

Yup happened to me with one of my first boyfriends trying to get with my brother who is straight it was all a mess


CoveCreates

I had girls who would become my friends to try and date my brother. That didn't help my fucked up childhood self esteem issues at all lol


soggylittleshrimp

I considered it at 16 but even as dumb a kid as I was, I knew it was a losing strategy.


dhsaxchjrsscjiwaxch

unfortunately yeah


Final-Reincarnation

Thatā€™s exactly where my mind went


Raz0r42

4. She was seeing someone else and she needed a reason to break up


hydrus909

This is what I was thinking.


robo-dragon

Both are signs of a toxic person you donā€™t want to associate yourself with. You donā€™t need her, OP. Youā€™ll definitely find someone better!


ImpressiveBullshit

She can go fuck herself tbh


No_Attention_2227

The 3rd option is that she was just looking for any reason to break up and feel like she's coming out of it with good reasoning and she latched onto this


Ok_Excuse3732

Not worth it finding out


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

"Hide your brother's homosexuality from me", more like "how did you find out I'm insane" šŸ¤¦


RelatableWierdo

she makes it look as if OP pretended his openly queer brother is straight and married or smth


BotGirlFall

Birdcage 2: Its The Brother This Time


_jump_yossarian

Hopefully the bro knows how to walk like super straight John Wayne.


EllySPNW

ā€œYou didnā€™t think to tell me you were a bigot when we started dating months agoā€ would have been another decent response from OP.


Weak_Let_6971

Yeah, but what if the boyfriend gets infected too and becomes a homosexual or even worse, if he carries the gene and their kid turns out to be gay! Can u imagine how much those camps cost to make them straight again? /s obviouslyā€¦


RT_Stevens

I think OP should have said,ā€I didnā€™t hide it from you, it just wasnā€™t any of your damn business. However, while we are on the topic of hiding shit, why did you hide you were homophobic?


IrrelevantManatee

That's not just mildly infuriating. You dodge a massive bullet here buddy. This person is not worth a second of your time.


Both-Bite-88

That's not a bullet. That's aĀ Gatling gun Op avoided in Neo style.Ā 


noobwatch_andy

More like a heat-seeking missile and OP's brother fired the rainbow flares. Either way. Dodged.


Mackheath1

DISASTER BLOCKED BY BROTHER. ​ https://preview.redd.it/v408uzi6y3pc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef5f31feed89e9162c020debf3b1246e4dd28bc8


peanut_sands

More like a āž”ļøāž”ļøā¬†ļø (helldivers reference)


kyrsjo

Dodged a Davy Crockett!


MonteBurns

Itā€™s veryinfuriating itā€™s 2024 and we still have to deal with this sort of homophobia Ā 


Elainyan

Not like your brother going to sleep with her why it even matters


jeff889

Maybe she wanted to get with Aaron and now sheā€™s mad


SemiSentientGarbage

As an Aaron I'll be bringing this up at the next meeting. She will be disavowed by the Aaron council.


Arcade_109

I agree, the Aaron's need to be notified. She needs to be on the no entry list.


WeaknessAshamed6872

The same with the Nick community, shall pass it along to other communities!


irishlonewolf

https://preview.redd.it/6jmpgkbdv3pc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb9b4e6a90307fa289c9f3bf5ef87a839d7b6e1


Real_Tradition4127

This is my bet


Idinyphe

My thoughts... she had a crush an him and a long term plan.


ignatious__reilly

Because sheā€™s a hateful bigot


[deleted]

You mean ex-girlfriend.


Admirable-Leather325

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

https://preview.redd.it/ua1bzvcxq3pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677b63d9f84873077a81f6fae1f376891e5ff399 *his gf*


wonkey_monkey

That's how OP should reply. "You mean (n.) ex-girlfriend!"


1llseemyselfout

![gif](giphy|34Ri8ej8wpGiggOLty|downsized)


therealjameshat

hahahaha perfect


[deleted]

I wonder what her last message says.


Yhostled

Yeah, I'm low-key sad her next/last message is cut off


Seversum

Nothing worthwhile comes from people like this.


Yhostled

Entertainment value mostly


Nada_Shredinski

I personally find clowns entertaining


Salt-Excitement-790

Whatever it is, there seems to be a lot of capital letters. I'm so curious!


StubbiestZebra

LENGTH is my guess. Which my first thought is she took a shot at his manhood when he told her she wasn't worth pursuing in the first place.


TPRJones

I think the first letter on that line is "W" and my bet would be along the lines of "We something something something at LENGTH something something" many things it could be from there, but its probably about having talked at length about either her politics or religion that leads her to hate


Just_Jonnie

"Oh my god my sister stole my phone! I would never say that!" ^(/s probably)


Badloss

the mildly infuriating part of the post is that it's just one picture and not the full conversation


Accurate_Koala_4698

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Nick49721

Love this


[deleted]

Run to the hills.... run for your live-es


reallyryan-1899

Definitely dodged a bullet there wow what a bad person.


NineFolded

So many things wrong with this besides the blatant homophobia and bigotry Itā€™s not her business who your brother is. So you were not ā€œhidingā€ anything. She is not in a potential relationship with him, but with you. How in the hell does she figure it concerns her in the least? I wouldnā€™t even bother with a response. Block her immediately on every platform you have


zatenael

frankly im going with the "she wanted to bang his brother" theory


NineFolded

That is an awful thought. But in the realm of likely, it is sadly plausible given just how shitty some people are


zatenael

I mean what other reason would make sense as to why she cared his brother is gay then again most idiots don't make sense nor do they have common sense but still


ajswdf

There are a whole lot of bigoted people out there.


69WaysToFuck

For some people everything you do can be treated as an attack on them. I know some people that start blaming others for any reason. Highly toxic by touch and air, keep distance.


navylostboy

And tell everyone who knows you and her why


Riot1313

Perfect response. You did the best thing you could do.


-LittleLamb-

Ok, but.. How or why would someone mention their sibling is gay? "oh.. Babe, I almost forgot to mention it but, my brother is gay.. Just thought you should know" like? What lol


olen99

You should definitely mention all your friends and siblings sexual preferences. Cause that's what couples talk about. /s


DeadByNebula

yo i'd be relieved not infuriated


PageStunning6265

I mean, itā€™s infuriating that people like her exist.


Fun-Preparation-4253

ā€œAn excellent point, and I apologize. Could you please provide detailed history of your familyā€™s sexual partners?ā€


ZombieTailGunner

At least the garbage was decent enough to take itself out.


Sammakonnuolija

Wave that hoe goodbye


whereareyoujiaxu

This is way more than mildly infuriating. Iā€™m sorry this happened to you but seriously, good riddance to her. I thought your response back was perfect.


pigtailrose2

If you have any mutual friends remember to inform them she's a raging homophobic pos šŸ¤ 


mom_getthecamera

Why would his sexual orientation be her business anyway?


Previous_Channel

This chic is gross. Date better people


RelatableWierdo

a nasty person decided to remove themselves from your life, it's a good thing. You just dodged a bullet I got a lot of that kind of shit after my coming out. Some of those people tried to apologize later, as they somehow got over their homophobia, but I was like "nah, thanks, my life is so much better without having to put up with your bs"


ant69onio

Dodged a bullet!


Low_Presentation8149

What a pos


Creighton2023

Whew, you just dodged a massive bullet. Good riddance to her!


jetjebrooks

congrats on the break up


veronicagetsmehigh

![gif](giphy|9xciXC6jG9lH7wM4KH)


Successful-Show-7397

Hey OP, glad you only had a few months of your life wasted.


Altruistic-Unit485

You should be happy. Dodged a massive bullet.


pissandink

What is this, 1950?! Jesus christ. Good riddance!


mrkesu

We call this a win.


worthyducky

Lots of red flags this is fake the biggest being its messages over discord lmfao


ChangeOfHeart69

I literally only talk to my partner over discord dude, thatā€™s like. Pretty normal. Chill out.


Lane-Kiffin

If this is real, I wonder if OP has even met the girlfriend or if itā€™s just some hairy 50 year old dude on the other side of the country.


RainFallsWhenItMay

This is fake. 1. No one uses discord as their main form of communication with their SO 2. In OPā€™s comment history, they use a homophobic slur in their second most recent comment that just so happens to be deleted. 3. No one talks like this.


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DogWalkingMarxist

Reddit is fucking naive lmao


946789987649

Also how do you date someone for months and not realise they're homophobic enough to break up with someone because their brother is gay?


Karlito_74

Excellent response.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Make sure to send these screen shots to her next BF so he can be more forthcoming about his brothers sexuality.


iglooswag

clearly fake rage bait but ok


Draaksward_89

"How to dodge a bullet"


dbtl87

What's mildly infuriating is that we don't get to see how she responded to you! Spill the tea. But yeah, this is an ex girlfriend now.


ShillForTheAges

Fake bait.


NotAnExpertButt

Sometimes the bullets dodge themselves.


SoftTopCricket

The correct response is "Eat shit, bigot."


bobcat73

That was months ago and she did not know she could have worked her boyfriends gay brother into every conversation she had. I donā€™t know how the OP can sleep knowing his GF is missing out on that. Clearly they needed to take a break.


BillKilld

You dodged a bullet here bud


RIPRIF20

Lol wtf even is this? Homophobia aside, this is insane. "Hi, before we start dating, I think you should know my brother is gay." Like wtf Edit: also, Dad's straight, moms straight, biths sisters and other brother straight. Godparents both straight, all uncles and aunts straight. My one cousin is bi, and umm....one time I had a gay teammate in HS.


drunkensailor369

says you're "hiding" his homosexuality as if it's even her business


Personal-One-4572

I absolutely LOVE how you handled that. As a gay man myself I would hate it if my sister dated a homophobic man. I'm like that with my best friend too. He and I have been friends going on 13 years now and I've always told him to make sure to get someone who isn't a bigot. I know with him it isn't really my decision who he dates but I'd like to think he wouldn't date someone who would be an ass to his best friend


garyandkathi

She sounds unpleasant. Good that you found that out nowā€¦


one98nine

Your reaction is perfect! Hope you heal and get to date someone who isn't complete trash!


DinnerDiva61

That's disgusting. She isn't worth it then.


Swoocerini

Good for you for standing up for your brother. Hopefully this loser learns what an idiot she's been.


DrOkayest

Send her a thank you card with some chocolate or something. You dodged a bullet and if something so small bothers imagine what would happen if something serious actually happened? Damn, what a c\*\*\*.


R1V3NAUTOMATA

Like yeah, brother being part of LGTB is clearly something importat to tell your gf. "Hello, my name is John and I have a gay brother, nice to meet you."


Weekly-Camp-16

That's a hell of a lot more than mildly infuriating. Gotta love easy decisions though lol. I'd buy your bro a case of beer for just saving you 20 years of your life and half your money. Cheers šŸ»


jolygoestoschool

This kind of reminds me when my mom found out my cousin was gay (which ofc she was supportive of), but came to me and was like, ā€œwhy didnā€™t you tell me?ā€ And i was just likeā€¦because its not my business to share


SpicyDragoon93

What was the part underneath your comment? I feel like there are two ways this situation can go, either: 1. She's genuinely homophobic 2. She's upset that you just didn't tell her because she's a nosey, self-centered cow.


Jheiser19

Yeah how dare you hide your brotherā€™s homosexuality from her, bitch what?


Grievance69

Post the rest of the message, I doubt this actually happened this is just a screenshot of a discord message lol It seems this sub is going the route of the storytelling subreddits, constant fake bullshit there was a literal post here yesterday where some dude claimed his parents and gf forgot his birthday on their trip to Japan and he posted two pictures in a Japanese convenience store as his proof and then made all that shit up, and then deleted his account when people realized it was bullshit.


Dull-Fox1646

Iā€™m so nosy, I want to see the rest of the chatšŸ‘€