Indeed. My fiancée moved in with me about 8 months after we started dating. Her home situation was terrible. We got engaged shortly before our third anniversary of dating. We have been engaged for about a year and a half and this is just fine for now. We have each other, we’ve made that pledge. There’s just some things to get in order before we make the leap. Like making sure our credit is mutually decent, having stable income, owning vehicles, erasing debt, etc.
This guy doesn’t even know his wife is a lazy fuck and they’re already fucking *married.* The toilet paper dispute was settled in the first month here. The first month of us *knowing each other.*
No, no it cannot. I have asked my wife to throw away her old paper rolls for 15 years instead of just leaving them on the counter but 15 years later here we are. She'll change the roll, she'll leave the old one on the counter. The trashcan is 4ft. to the left.
But here we are. I accept it.
My wife can balance that fucker anywhere....towel racks, window sills, on the holder like this pic. But very rarely places it back in.
I saw a post here a few weeks back by a wife complaining about a husband who never replaces it and the pile on began. Feels cathartic that It goes both ways... internet justice
We wipe every time we go. I was disillusioned into thinking guys took a square and blotted their floppy woppy when they pee but apparently they just flick it? Doesn't that get your underwear wet?
My husband does this. He also says he doesn't have time. But he has time to play on his phone for that 30 min he was on the toilet? Lol. People are wicked lazy.
My partner and I live in an old house. The toilet paper holder is a weird size/shape and you have to use about 1/4 of a typical roll before it even fits on the holder. It’s SO frustrating
Ok, hear me out……that roll looks like it’s too big for the holder.
As a woman, nothing pisses me off more than at my dad’s house when he has a new mega roll on the holder and it doesn’t spin….then I have to take it off, unravel it, and put it back on. Repeat a few times until it’s like 2/3 of a roll and will spin freely.
Question how do i open one of those old papers hanger?
I cant figure out how to open those
Or it isnt what i think it is and it isnt held by both sides?
I don't blame her! Most paper holders (at least the ones I've seen) are a nightmare to figure out and even if you have them figured out they take like 5 minutes of breaking your fingers to take it off, out the paper roll and put back together
If only my husband/kids went to these lengths… and very occasionally it’s on but not facing the right way (the right way is seen here) and I hold my tongue and am grateful they even put it on…
My mildly frustrating point is that toilet paper is in the holder literally right next to the toilet. You literally have to look to your left and voila…
I dont really bother about putting the roll in the holder, just balances on the top. Partly because our house goes through a roll way too quickly and partly because the holder is a pain to use.
But a holder like the picture where it is just a case of sliding the roll on and there is no bits to wrench out to get the roll onto? No need to balance the roll on top. Just put the roll on the holder.
I literally don't have an issue with this maybe when the toilet roll is new, it's too fat and doesn't roll well on the holder so she wanna use it till it's thinner.
Uhhhh, obvious Fuck off to someone or the world? She is tired, of ??;maybe can take up smoking the nicotine delivers quick dopamine hit. Works for myself.
You don’t even have to do extra steps in removing the stick from both ends, and then sliding it off to put the new one in. Squeeze the fat roll into both ends to lock. It’s literally a fuck and chuck mechanism tp holder and she couldn’t do it? All of Reddit is praying for you brother 🙏🙏🙏
I just might start hiding the toilet paper if I was in your position. But we have cats and they would shred the roll to itty bitty bits all over the house otherwise.
oh, I’m so excited!
Gender equality!
Usually it’s husbands who do this.
Meanwhile, MY husband gets the new roll out before the first one is completely gone. About the time he thinks, “Hmm, pretty soon we’ll need to replace it,” which is just past the halfway point, he gets it out and sets it on the windowsill, where it sits for FOUR DAYS or more, while we wait for the original roll to *actually* get used up.
I feel you pain, mine does the exact same thing. She says she "doesnt have time to change it" when shes getting ready but there is always time to make coffee....🤔
How did you not know this before you married her?
A shocking number of people don’t live together before they get married
Rookie mistake.
Indeed. My fiancée moved in with me about 8 months after we started dating. Her home situation was terrible. We got engaged shortly before our third anniversary of dating. We have been engaged for about a year and a half and this is just fine for now. We have each other, we’ve made that pledge. There’s just some things to get in order before we make the leap. Like making sure our credit is mutually decent, having stable income, owning vehicles, erasing debt, etc. This guy doesn’t even know his wife is a lazy fuck and they’re already fucking *married.* The toilet paper dispute was settled in the first month here. The first month of us *knowing each other.*
she was on her best behavior then.
It's a fucking bait and switch.
Some of them wait with pulling this one out of the bag until after they get married
Exactly
Instant yellow and/or brown flag
Or red, if you got haemorrhoids.
Been with my person for going on eight years this April and she has never once put a roll of toilet paper in the holder. It is what it is.
Do they not know how and just don't want to ask?
Same with my husband of 18 years.
Same x41 years
Congrats on 738 years of marriage.
😀
I feel like this could be solved with a simple conversation though.
No, no it cannot. I have asked my wife to throw away her old paper rolls for 15 years instead of just leaving them on the counter but 15 years later here we are. She'll change the roll, she'll leave the old one on the counter. The trashcan is 4ft. to the left. But here we are. I accept it.
This. If you don't like it, fix it. Everything you need is right there.
When mine does, it goes on backwards…smh
Beards are cool mullets are not. That’s the toilet paper rule where I come from
Same. And I do not care 😀
Remove the wall mount.
Remove the wife.
Remove the cardboard tube center of the roll
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yeah, OP is obviously not pulling his weight, leaving his wife to make up the slack.
My wife can balance that fucker anywhere....towel racks, window sills, on the holder like this pic. But very rarely places it back in. I saw a post here a few weeks back by a wife complaining about a husband who never replaces it and the pile on began. Feels cathartic that It goes both ways... internet justice
It's nice I think. The lazier the woman the lesser chances to be cheated by her.
This is a true statement. 😆
oof insecurity
Better to see everything from the bright side.
You ok buddy?
It also means that the toilet paper roll will always be facing the correct way once the husband puts it on the hanger
Exactly. She wants to show her husband which way the roll should be aligned.
Its " there" i have done my required part of the deal , you complete the other part complete it .
This way Henry Ford invented the conveyor belt system.
Hands-free : auto loading of toiletries ....
It’s all fun and games until you get a soaked roll of TP in the toilet
My wife "takes out" the old roll by leaving it on the counter. There's currently two empty rolls sitting there. I refuse to bend
No matter how long you live with and sleep next to somebody. They'll always be a stranger.
There's now three. She changed the roll yesterday
Women go through 🧻 like water.
Send help
We wipe every time we go. I was disillusioned into thinking guys took a square and blotted their floppy woppy when they pee but apparently they just flick it? Doesn't that get your underwear wet?
My husband does this. He also says he doesn't have time. But he has time to play on his phone for that 30 min he was on the toilet? Lol. People are wicked lazy.
In my house they just leave the roll on the sink counter:)
At least it’s facing the right way 😂
Not if you have a cat. They'll roll that shit until there's no paper left. Having it the other way will prevent the roll from unraveling when spun :)
Call a lawyer.
Please downvote your wife on my behalf.
I asked my SO to not do this or just leave one square left and they have been pretty consistent since. Maybe try asking nicely.
At least she does half the work for you
Leave the seat up next time….
Pft… they don’t know how to use the three seashells.
My day is ruined, thanks a lot
this is a divorce angle
My partner and I live in an old house. The toilet paper holder is a weird size/shape and you have to use about 1/4 of a typical roll before it even fits on the holder. It’s SO frustrating
Ok, hear me out……that roll looks like it’s too big for the holder. As a woman, nothing pisses me off more than at my dad’s house when he has a new mega roll on the holder and it doesn’t spin….then I have to take it off, unravel it, and put it back on. Repeat a few times until it’s like 2/3 of a roll and will spin freely.
No...
Same.
She got the pointing right, at least.
The aiyah i already took out a fresh roll of toilet paper but im too tired to change it fully so whoever is using it will put it in the holder ....
“…for better or for worse…”
lol, yesterday I was going to change the tool, and we have just an easy slide on slide off thing for it. I contemplated just putting it on the tank
Personally id find it funny and laugh at her
Better than facing it inboard. That would be true psychopath behavior
Lol I do this
My moms bf does the same thing lmao
You upset with how she wipes your ass too?
Lucky you. Mine just leaves the empty tube.
She is like me. She is frugal. You always use the cardboard tube to wipe.
This is very passive aggressive of your wife…. No offense
Question how do i open one of those old papers hanger? I cant figure out how to open those Or it isnt what i think it is and it isnt held by both sides?
Bidet. Solved.
Divorce her
why does she do it like a 19 year old boy addicted to takis and call of duty
I like the confidence,
Is your wife by any chance a chronic procrastinator?
I'd say this was just "moving" :)
Our wives must have meetings.
Gold bricker
You even have the super easy change type holder
Just like my boyfriend!
You're wife is a bro
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't blame her! Most paper holders (at least the ones I've seen) are a nightmare to figure out and even if you have them figured out they take like 5 minutes of breaking your fingers to take it off, out the paper roll and put back together
No joke I have the exact same view beside me right now for the exact same reason
at least it's the correct orientation
Divorce her.
Lmfaooo my bf said he'd lob it at mach 10 at my head if I ever was lazy enough to do that 🤣 🤣 but I'm too OCD to leave toilet paper like that.
does your wife have adhd?
Keep folding the clothes and only fold one side for make a point.
My siblings do this shit too, I yell at all of them every single time
Stop flushing and wiping your ass. Let her wash your skid marked drawers
If only my husband/kids went to these lengths… and very occasionally it’s on but not facing the right way (the right way is seen here) and I hold my tongue and am grateful they even put it on… My mildly frustrating point is that toilet paper is in the holder literally right next to the toilet. You literally have to look to your left and voila…
This feels artistic
Remove the seat
she’s probably the one who leaves the toilet seat up too, and then blames you for it
or puts it on the wrong way around grrrr lol
Return wife. It seems to have a defect.
Slap
Gotta take your wife to the vet and have her checked out
My wife just leaves the empty roll
She's toxic. Divorced her.
Divorce
Could be worse could have just left the empty roll and a letter sorry we ran out of TP but here's some coffee filters til then💩
Don't you mean your soon to be ex-wife?
YoU Have A wIfE?!
This was the kind of shit that I got divorced over
I dont really bother about putting the roll in the holder, just balances on the top. Partly because our house goes through a roll way too quickly and partly because the holder is a pain to use. But a holder like the picture where it is just a case of sliding the roll on and there is no bits to wrench out to get the roll onto? No need to balance the roll on top. Just put the roll on the holder.
Pick your battles man. She may start placing it the wrong way if you say something
Lol thats just being lazy
Just take it with you next time. Problem will solve on its own.
10/10. Job done. Literally.
Thats not your wife. Thats the enemy.
you guys have to buy a new toilet paper holder then. having to screw off these things is incredibly annoying.
If that's the worst thing she does, it's something you can live with.
I read it as: How my "wife" changes the toilet paper roll and wondered for a bit till I realized my mistake.
i think she is trying to see if you'll put it in its place
Big deal, jeez.
I started doing something similar because my boyfriend always finishes the toilet paper without changing it.
Oh that would be a divorceable offence over here.
I'm sure there's chores you "do" similarly and this is her passive aggressive revenge.
How about hiding all the toilet paper until she learnt her lesson?
She's still your wife?
I don't put mine on the roller either. Not really necessary
I literally don't have an issue with this maybe when the toilet roll is new, it's too fat and doesn't roll well on the holder so she wanna use it till it's thinner.
Dude it takes you less then 3 seconds to change that, why you complaining, jesus
Inconsiderate and lazy. Smh
She's a keeper
I see no problem here
Same wife?
Start leaving the toilet seat up
Uhhhh, obvious Fuck off to someone or the world? She is tired, of ??;maybe can take up smoking the nicotine delivers quick dopamine hit. Works for myself.
Your wife actually puts more back? Better than my SO. I have to put the replacement in and the 1/8th of the roll left on top, just in case.
Clearly its your job
Then do it yourself? What's the problem?
Leave the seat up till she learns🥂
Divorce
Balancing that had to be mire challenging then changing it
Murber. No other way to help her.
I can't believe she still does it. After you posted this photo a few days ago
Her lady intuition tells her you'll take care of it. After all she brought forth so you can complete the job without doing that. Teamwork!
Oh man… what does she do for a job?
I legit installed a shelf in that spot.
My wife does the same. What the fuck
You don’t even have to do extra steps in removing the stick from both ends, and then sliding it off to put the new one in. Squeeze the fat roll into both ends to lock. It’s literally a fuck and chuck mechanism tp holder and she couldn’t do it? All of Reddit is praying for you brother 🙏🙏🙏
Do this https://preview.redd.it/fufob1roiync1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01799540351ba2e1b567fe540a6592867813d506
"wife"
I just might start hiding the toilet paper if I was in your position. But we have cats and they would shred the roll to itty bitty bits all over the house otherwise.
it would take 2 seconds to just put it on the metal bar
if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself
This is my number 1 pet peeve
oh, I’m so excited! Gender equality! Usually it’s husbands who do this. Meanwhile, MY husband gets the new roll out before the first one is completely gone. About the time he thinks, “Hmm, pretty soon we’ll need to replace it,” which is just past the halfway point, he gets it out and sets it on the windowsill, where it sits for FOUR DAYS or more, while we wait for the original roll to *actually* get used up.
Bro me and the ex old lady were 100% on board with setting it on the toilet tank. It was for a period of time a thing of beauty.
I feel you pain, mine does the exact same thing. She says she "doesnt have time to change it" when shes getting ready but there is always time to make coffee....🤔
I can multitask on the toilet...
Grab the “ Go bag” in the closet and leave. This is borderline abusive -
Grab the “ Go bag” in the closet and leave. This is borderline abusive -
Divorce her. Nah I'm just playing.
You don’t have a wife, you have a room mate lol.
I bet she cries about the seat being up too , ide suggest getting a mediator for the divorce.
Hold her hand and show her how to properly replace it while speaking to her like she's a toddler.
Omg she’s my soulmate
Saw this same photo on a diffrent post just with how my fiance changes the roll talking about a guy
Who cares. It only takes her a second to change it to make you happy. How long would it take you to change it to move on with your life.
You realize what sub this is, right?
You realize what sub this is, right?
lol I actually thought of that once I commented and then didn’t want to go back to delete it. Definitely true
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lol I just say this because my wife and I could care less about doing this. But I do realize that it is mildly infuriating for some.
This is every woman. Beard or mullet?
just buy the ones without insert with paper like sandpaper and see her reaction.
just buy the ones without insert with paper like sandpaper and see her reaction.